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nyabeilles · 8 months

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could you please draw tigerstar?

tigerstar design! featuring an upside down forehead star, an assortment of scars, including a partially skinned tail. this is how i picture him looking in his final fight with firestar!

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murdermitties · 11 months

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Listening to neofolk really makes me wish warriors was a well written horror series about cats and religious beliefs, murder and mysteries that have you fearing for these cats lives, that has you guessing along with the POV on who you can trust and who's out to silence them.

Would love endlessly for these cats to live in delusion of their "gods" and "ancestors" being these almost all powerful beings in death, when in reality they don't exist.

And each leader goes to get their nine lives have to realise it's all a lie and if they want to stay in power they'll have to lie through their teeth to their clans, they'll have to sacrifice cats left and right to keep themselves from being hurt and exposing that they never got extra lives.

Because the cats wouldn't think "oh starclan isn't real" because of their ingrained beliefs, their first thought would be "starclan rejected your leadership, out with you."

I want starclan to be fake but the dark forest real, the good hot to rest forevermore but the bad live on to suffer for eternity.

You're own hatred or spite is what keeps you suffering, which is why cats who truly feel like they're not in the wrong (for example Ashfur) joins "Starclan" and get to rest even though they were awful in life.

Murder plots and possessions done in a way that actually makes you think or suspect the wrong person.

Struggles of strangers joining and either conforming to the clan's beliefs or questioning every turn, if they ask the wrong questions they disappear.

If they ask the right questions to the right cats, could they make the clans see? Could they make them question their own lives? Would it make life better or would it lead to death?

I want the clans to be the cults that they are, but more!

#kat murmur #listening to my favourite music does things for my imagination #god I love fucked up horror based around morality and mortality #gods and religious horror and mysteries and fuckery #love love love that shit so much #shoutout to American murder song for always giving me brainrot like no other #hozier to an extent makes the list too #kiki Rockwell got some good shit too #but the amazing devil and American murder song own me #wc #warrior cats

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gxlden-angels · 4 months

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do you have any thoughts on the story of abraham and isaac? my parents talk about it and praise abraham for being willing to kill his son which..... scares me to say the least, and i'd love to hear your perspective as someone who seems more well-adjusted

Where I am now, it disgusts me more than anything. The interpretation of "I'm willing to sacrifice your life if I was told to" feels like the step before "I put you into this world and I can take you out of it." It's entitlement to a child, who is an independent individual, just because they are dependent on you for survival. I prefer the interpretation of understanding the actions you're taking and the reasons why (like how there's multiple religions that don't eat pork because it was so unsafe to eat at the time), especially if it's at someone else's expense.

Where I was in the thick of it all, it gave me morbid comfort that scares me now. I had fantasies of being a martyr for the church and the idea of being the next Isaac was just so appealing. Being a hand-selected sacrifice chosen by the Good Lord Himself? Sign me the fuck up, babey!

I think if I admitted that to my family, they'd be horrified.

It's another one of those stories or beliefs where I think the majority of christians just regurgitate what they've heard. It's a point of pride and devotion, but there's no personal reflection or cross-cultural awareness of it. Lean not unto your own understanding and whatnot. It's the potential that scares me the most, like the Quiverfull movement with the Duggars or Turpins. I'm sure there's stories now, but I can't remember them off the top of my head

(Also I will be telling my therapist someone on Tumblr called me "more well-adjusted" thank you anon)

#My therapist has called me 'surprisingly well-adjusted' before #He has since retracted that title and given it back multiple times #I don't know if you relate more to the 'Scared of my parents for praising that' or the 'Scared that I was okay with that' part #maybe both #either way the cycle ends here with you #No more bible quips and quotes that harm you and others. You find your own understanding and eventually it feels nice #It doesn't at first I will admit that. At first it feels like you're gonna go to Hell Right Here Right Now #But eventually you learn to trust yourself. It's a slow process. I've been in therapy for a good 6-7 years now #But one day you wake up and notice life feels more authentic. You feel like your values matter (and they actually do!)#And again it's slow. It's in bits and piece and back and forth. My worst habit is switching something from religious to moral #I highly recommend this type of therapy called ACT it's a CBT subtype #I'm usually not a fan of cbt so u know it helps if I recommend a subtype of it #CBT shit is so cheap I got a workbook from the library #this isnt relevant to the post but #my cat is trying to steal my burger king rn #it gets better (I have a cat) but progress isn't linear (eating burger king)#ex christian #religious trauma #anon tag

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zestyleaf · 9 months

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ALEX HIRSCH IN THE NEW BIGTOP BURGER?!?

#and treytheexplainer hey i know that guy #holy shit ive been looking forward to this episode for months but it somehow still blew up all expectations #a spectacular show of visuals and music. i am not exaggerating at all bigtop burger: up is a goddamn masterpiece #of course a throwaway line from season 1 about cats was actually a major foreshadow about steves character #of course theres a planet of clowns that has existed for billions of years and treats cats as a borderline religious experience #of course alex hirsch plays fucking munkustrap #hey everyone go watch #bigtop burger #wait hang on i just watched it again steve caused the late devonian extinction?? LOL

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andromedasummer · 7 months

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i ended up having a like. 30 minute conversation with some of those "freedom convoy" people. was at the bus stop. they were wearing trump hats. i ended up roped into the conversation because i was so taken aback at seeing one in public i was just. staring at it. ive never felt more depressed about someone elses life and beliefs than when i talked to them.

#they fucking. tokd me about the litterboxes in schools for kids identifying as cats and i had to #break it to them that that wasnt true and explained that. also explained. what its like yo be autistic. how i find it joyful #and also discussed how they believe trump has been spoken to by god and chosen to lead and how they arent christians or catholics like they #used to be but instead talk directly to him and have him inside them #and also apparently how 15 minute cities in china are used to keep people imprisoned where they are #and we arent a democracy anymore. which was so funny considering. they are participating for a party #running in the election #i gave them my perspective on being transgender and gay and watched them have like. 3 or 4 ''are we the baddies'' moments #explained what puberty blockers actually do. that surgery is paid out of peoples own pockets. that we literally only have #one doctor who can perform these surgeries and hes abt to retire #and at the end of the convo they were like ''youre so pleasant. youre really smart young lady'' and i was like ''ty? i just. read a lot'#god i hope they learned. something. or i changed some opinion. they seemed to have a more positive view of autistic people at least #i just like. fuck dude. these fuckin right wing grifters are ruining these peoples lives.#the lady has been unemployeed since covid cos she got sucked into this antivax stuff and now theyre both financially unstable #perfect targets for tamaki and the freedoms people who were known for squeezing money out of people through bogus religious stuff #those two have been twisted into just. hateful and scared and are saying the most. insane shit and they dont even realize it.#and the worst part of it was the amount of young people there. so many people my age just deluded into this nonsense.#and kids JESUS CHRIST so many kids holding signs about ''protecting the kiwi way of life'' like bro every single thing #you are getting upset about an imported culture war. you arent threatened by this shit.#youve latched onto american culture war stuff because youre insecure in your whiteness and existence in a colonial country #its so fucking evil.

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beeapocalypse · 7 months

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saw a post a while ago talking abt the for fun idea of samarie being related to caligura in some way (post was specifically abt her being his niece i think ?) and i didnt rlly think abt it much then but now its haunting me. could you imagine

#one samarie would have connections to the mob which is rlly funny but the REAL thing is the implications of her family situation then #rn im operating off the idea that she was an orphan that got handpicked by the ninth circle to sit in a dark room and wither away for her--#--entire short life but the idea that she has a family who GAVE her to that (and even more so if the family is the mob! then theres the--#--whole consolidation of power and its abuse by the religious going on even more in the vatican city) is NAUSEATING. caligura wouldnt--#--recognize her in this hypothetical bc shes been away her whole life + never rlly connected to any of his shit but could u imagine if he--#--did. the fuck is my weird ass niece who is supposed to be locked up channeling magic or whatever doing here ???????#devising the worst nonplayable team up possible. caligura samarie pavel and august. caligura constantly bristling under the other two mens--#--clear authority over the situation pavel and august eyeing each other like wary cats bc they do not know WHY the other is looking for--#--the kaiser and samarie sweating in the background like ummm. um. can we look for marina now. please .

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roomy-ghosted · 10 months

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and what if I wrote a scene rewrite of Jennifers body for Kian & Rolan. What would you do then?

#cough click the link its a story :} cough #i wrote this at gone midnight and i was an eepy boy; so i did a little bit of editing this morning fun fact though:#i acidentally wrote convulsing and mothing instead of convulsing and writhing; which i changed to twitching. but thats funny i think.#jrwi #bitb #blood in the bayou #jrwi bitb #kian stone #jrwi kian #rolan deep #jrwi rolan #ooo you read all the tags? yeah im also gonna do a Carrie scene rewrite with either Rolan or Rand at some point #Rolan because Carrie lines up with him well but also Rand because of the religious shit. I can't decide :pensive:#might go with Rolan though.#is this because I think Rand as ghostface for a different one would be kinda hot? smoking through the mask and putting out a cig #on his victims; leaving it almost as a mark that he killed them? and the police don't release that infomration and there's copy-cat #killers who don't have the marks? so now there's more murders and its a cool mystery thing?#nuh-uh you heard nothing

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joe-mama-lmao · 3 months

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a lion dreaming of zion

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eldenringle · 4 months

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I wanna see a cooking competition show where all the judges have different dietary restrictions and professional chefs have to make a meal that all of them can eat.

I wanna see someone with allergies look a chef dead in the eye and tell them they're disqualified cause they didn't check that the pecans were manufactured somewhere with no peanut cross contamination.

#this post brought to you by my continued struggle to find pecans that arent manufactured on the same equipment as peanuts #and the tv at my top surgeon's office that was playing food network #kosher and halal keepers please chime in with stupid shit chefs would do that'd make you push their dish off the table like a cat #its like reverse chopped #instead of things they MUST include there's just tons of shit they cant use #if theres multiple rounds the chefs have to clean their own stations and keep track of their cookware #for cross contamination and religious restriction reasons #could also function as a fun recipe show for folks with restricted diets #i need new recipes so bad the MCAS has taken so much from me

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ryn-city · 5 months

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i was thinking to myself awhile ago that i didnt want to seek out a new cat any time soon after losing an old boy and id only really welcome one if black kitten somehow miraculously fell into my lap (cuz theyre my favorite)

well just last week some strays we feed showed up miraculously accompanied.. by a little black kitten....

so... i uh have a new kitten now

#ive never been religious but. god??????#literally never said this shit to anyone or even out loud to myself and was thinking of such a specific kind of cat??#its kinda fucked up scary this happened #most likely born in october too so hes clearly just the most perfect black cat to recently bless this earth #anyway his name is Tarot he loves cheetos and is very small!!!#always forget just how teeny the babies are until i see them again #god if youre listening i want a maine coon next peace bro #🔈soapbox

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devilishaffogato · 8 months

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me when i gotta write a stupid lil research proposal for cat breed behaviour for a bio class but i wanna draw my ocs getting fucked silly till they're mindless dummies

#i cant focus rn lmao #i cpuodve done it earlier but i got sick and my brain and body do not function whne it happens #pain cause i wanted to start doing homework early but my plans were foiled by my immune system #im still sick too #curse you allergies #i know its a bug but my immune system really has started getting worse at dealing with shit quickly #your body really does start slowing down in that factor when you get older 😭#i just turned 20 man #anyways this is giving me an excuse to absolutely go ham on my really old childhood obsession with cats #i used to watch cats 101 and my cat from hell religiously as a kid #atleast once i do this weeks assignements ill be caught up #*sigh* i just want health #im probably deficient in something tbh so tahts probably making it worse #i dunno what i havent had my blood drawn in a long time

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gxlden-angels · 2 years

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Were you personally victimized by the JOY model in church? Did your youth pastor shame you for having basic needs? Do you compulsively feel the need to give the food from your plate, the clothes off your back, and the air from your lungs just to justify your existence? Well do I have the model for you!

Introducing: The "Y, Tho" Model

This model stands for:

Y - Yourself: You should put yourself first

T - The Bit: Always commit to the bit

H - Homies: Gotta kiss the homies goodnight

O - Others: You can worry about others when you have your shit together

Remember this model when you can't remember your priorities in life! Now get out there and change the world!

#Talked about the JOY model in therapy as well #slowly getting back to unpacking the religious shit #cause it's too intwined with other stuff #So we were working on me making a new 'model' to follow until I got used to not having a model #and made a joke about putting my cat and the bit first before me #got told that was the most millennial/zillenial shit Id ever said #I agree unfortunately 😔✌️#ex christian #religious trauma

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imwritesometimes · 1 year

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the thing I really, really just don't understand about people opposed to drag queen story hours at local libraries is.... if you're really just opposed to your child being exposed to that..... don't go? like you literally cannot have any other argument against it other than "I am repulsed by the very existence of queer ppl" because you are not forced to participate! don't want a drag queen to read to your kid? Congrats! you can stay home that day! or go anywhere else in town where there aren't drag queens reading aloud

#there is no need to outright BAN completely voluntary activities. that's supposed to be the entire ~philosophy~ of america isn't it?#like mmmmmm not for me but you have fun!#but that's not what they want. they want to completely wipe out anyone that doesn't look/feel/think like they do #that's whats hilarious abt the new brand of repubs. they shit themselves abt freedom. they shit themselves LOUDLY #parents rights! religious rights! but they take away everyone else's rights to 'protect' those rights #which are not under attack in the first place #idk man no more news for the week. shit makes me want to mail cat shit to ppl. fuckin eat cat shit you human cesspit.#erin explains it all

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everythingisround · 1 year

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I am about to say a series of words that may disturb some Raggedy Ann fans.

Raggedy Ann High School AU.

#LISTEN #everybody’s in high school #ann is the sweet owo teacher’s pet who wants to become a teacher one day #andy is the emo scenecore kid who listens to three days grace to feel special #clem is the art kid who reads warrior cats religiously. also he and andy are dating #henny is the theatre kid who does not give a shit #mickey is andy’s best friend who does a lot of crafts in her free time. henny has the BIGGEST FATTEST crush on her #and then camel’s probably the school janitor let’s be real #OH and Babette is the preppy popular girl with a soft spot for ann #ok that’s it y’all can burn me alive now lmao #raggedy ann #raggedy andy #uncle clem #stitchy mickey #henny

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squimoo · 8 months

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Apparently one of my newer hobbies is watching long form youtube videos on theology and understanding and absorbing about 10% of what I am being taught but enjoying them anyway.

#also tonight I'm drinking wine by myself (coz I am a cool cat) so the understanding intake is like 5%#but YANNO WHAT IM HAVING A DAMN GOOD TIME #i just watched a 43 minute video about the theory of stoicism #can I now tell you what stoicism is?#no I can not #I can tell you that Cognitive Behavioural Therapy adopts many of its ideas though #or at least the ideas of like #there's no point worrying about shit you cant control but you can control how you react and interact to shit #SEE I DO TAKE IN SOME STUFF #i think this interest (coz its super interesting and I flunked Religious studies at school coz I could not be fucked with a 2 hour exam for #a half GCSE)#stems from my interest in British folklore and ancient British history #IDUNNO ITS JUST INTERESTING SHIT TO LISTEN TO even if I am like “lmao big words no go in”

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shit-sorry-fuck-mybad · 1 year

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I’m not a furry but I was a Warrior cats child so like is it really that much better

#I love those books #they were my entire childhood #and now reading them again I’ve realized how fucked up they were #I did not remember this much murder #I didn’t remember the slightly weird religious thing #the war situation #everything #warrior cats #cursed post #honestly #shit post #random post #I was gonna tag furries but then I though about the consequences of that #delete later #I am aware of my flaws

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