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icarus-suraki · 2 months

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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

#librarian life #oh fox news #you're so fucking stupid

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sabrebash · 6 months

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Celebrity Lookalike

#i sound so stupid but in real life she looked way more like inuyasha than even in my art this is so dumb #ah #embarrassing #art #comics #shitpost #basically

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marinememes · 1 year

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Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

#marine science #marine biology #this is so stupid but I wrote this at 1am #aquarium #text post #oceanposting #sea creatures #fish #fishblr #marine life #fishes #marine biology memes

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pangur-and-grim · 10 months

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cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs

#spoiler: it drove away before I could kick it #saddest moment of my life #they can always tell that I want to kick their car #and so they speed up and leave.#you stupid fuckers. let me kick your car. I need to kick it

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notbecauseofvictories · 6 days

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I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.

Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.

#I mean..........listen.#maybe people in the past had superfluous staff just to open doors. because of reasons.#fair enough! that made their lives easier. okay cool. making things easier is what money brings you. except....#there are many parts of my life that would be so much easier with support staff! dishes. vacuuming. grocery shopping.#doors though? opening and shutting doors???#can't say that's come up as a particular concern.#I feel aggressively stupid asking this question but also. why doors. someone dial up a 19th century fella and explain.

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fuckngangryallthetime · 9 months

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when trying to find the reason for the failures of my generation, adults will blame literally anything but themselves

#life is so stupid #i hate adults #small rant #rant

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thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup · 1 month

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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

#dunmeshi #really cool art i thought up #kabru of utaya #mithrun #dunmeshi spoilers #<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning #labru #<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life #i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny #also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 5 months

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you have such a interesting body ethan ...

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #karl wants ethan so bad and he doesnt even try to hide it #its so funny #he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid #gets rejected by his crush once and instantly breaks down #ethan said no to him his life is over #karl fumbled a bad blonde and was so embarassed he tried to kill him for being the only witness

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etchif · 9 months

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Jesus imagine if we confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life the Taxonomy would be insane

#what would that field of study be called. Xenobiology?#edit im not rewriting all this but apparently xenobiology is already an existing term for something else so. thats stupid #wed have different kingdoms too beside animalia fungi and those others like whole new kingdoms!!#would we lump all et lifeforms into one kingdom despite them coming from different planets (kinda like the Carnivora thing. a bit)#just to come to the conclusion that thats stupid #Another edit i meant carnosauria. not carnivora #idk man its such an interesting concept to think about #what would the confirmation of et life mean for biology as a field of study

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yuri-puppies · 9 days

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i was genuinely mad at gorgug for a hot minute there for calling mary ann a freak, but now that they've retconned that into autism4autism belligerent sexual tension i kinda really fuck with it actually

#we didn't know it at the time but she was thinking: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid #and she was right!!!!!#“did it make you mad in real life” jfc the woman that you are mary ann #got me swearing in xtian #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #gorgug thistlespring #mary ann skuttle #gorgann #skuttlespring #<- what are we calling it guys #dimension 20

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psrj · 2 months

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demon king of salvation

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #kim dokja #orv ruined my fucking life like two years ago #stupid fucking webnovel rewired my brain changed me as a person etc #and i cant come back from it so we're trying belated fan art as coping now #my art #fan art #art #oh this is gonna be another stupid fun reverse isekai i thought #this is gonna be so bad its good i thought #i cant fill these fucking CLOWN SHOES man

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xulips · 3 months

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scrapped kohane birthday comic idea

#project sekai #prsk #kohane azusawa #azusawa kohane #kamishiro rui #rui kamishiro #tenma tsukasa #tsukasa tenma #ruikasa #this js SO stupid im sorry. no wonder i scrapped it #the main idea was to have kohane have fun w the rest of wxs #but i dropped that idea like a day before her birthday #and i decided to bring kt back to life with an extra ryks cause i was missing them #scrap

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tubbytarchia · 6 months

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I'm bloody and sweaty and still don't know how to scale people!!!! But I'm done drawing all the lifers so now I have a reference for animation as needed wahoo!! Also boss mobs because I'll need them too

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proxythe · 2 months

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aki cussing ppl out over the phone is like a sweet sweet lullaby <3

#my art #persona 3 #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #ken amada #koromaru #shinjiaki #akishinji #& their son ken of course #& their other son koromaru of course #loving the idea aki doesnt even acknowledge the cuddle pile #he accepts it and goes back to arguing with junpei over the phone #completely ignorant of anatomy i just wanted to be silly for once in my stupid baka life #love this little family so bad

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so-i-did-this-thing · 9 months

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So, I have a big advice post to write, but until I have the spoons, I want to warn everyone now who has legally changed their first name:

Your credit score may be fucked up and you need to:

check *now* that all your financial institutions (credit cards, loans, etc) have your current legal name and update where necessary

check that all 3 credit bureaus, on their respective sites, not via a feed like Credit Karma (so, Trans Union, Equifax, Experian) are collecting that info correctly and generating the right score - you might need to monitor them for a few months if you made any changes in #1

I am about to apply for a mortgage and learned that as of 2 weeks ago:

Experian suddenly thinks I am 2 different people - Legal Name and Dead Name (none of whom have a score)

Equifax has reported my active 25 year old mortgage as closed and deleted one of my older credit cards, hurting my score by 30+ points

Credit scores influence everything from big home/car loans to insurance rates to job and housing applications.

And for whatever reason, the 3 bureaus that have the power to destroy your life are shockingly fragile when it comes to legally changing one's first name.

So, yeah. Once I get this mess cleaned up for myself, I have a big guide in the works if you find yourself in the same predicament. But with the mass trans migration out of oppressive states, odds are there are a lot of newly renamed people who are about to have a nasty shock when applying for new housing.

Take care, folks.

#trans stuff #transgender #credit score #united states #it is wild having an 800 spread between credit scores lol #a human being could identify there is a problem but so much life impacting shit is automated by stupid and biased algorithms

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chrollohearttags · 4 months

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meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’#how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero?#bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒#I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

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