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mimicjapan · 4 years

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1: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:52:07 ID:fMus8bxQ0.net

Death due to hemorrhagic shock such as a deep wound in the neck.

The cause of death was found to be hemorrhagic shock when a woman was stabbed and killed in a commercial facility in Fukuoka City on the 28th.

On the 28th at a commercial facility in Fukuoka City, it was found that Misato Yoshimatsu (21) had fallen bleeding in the toilet and died thereafter.

According to investigators, Yoshimatsu had multiple stab wounds on his left chest and deep wounds on his neck, and his judicial autopsy revealed that he was bleeding shock.

At a commercial facility, a self-proclaimed 15-year-old boy with a kitchen knife was arrested for a current criminal offense, and police have set up an investigation headquarters to find the boy involved in the killing.

It seems that the two had no acquaintance.

*Excerpts from the links below. Continuing with the source.

https://www.fnn.jp/articles/-/79270

3: Sunday, August 30, 2020 02:54:56 ID:RUSQ5Qwn0.net.

What is the kid's name and face photo?.

4: Sunday, August 30, 2020 02:55:25 ID:mU5Mitt/0.net.

Also, are you only seeing the victim's face?

>>4

7: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:56:58 ID:+O8pe5le0.net.

What? Forgive me.

9: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:57:20 ID:yXNp9MOb0.net.

A mystery in which the victim's name and face are exposed and the perpetrator is hidden.

>>9 Youth law doesn't want to be a violent crime.

>>9 Really that.

14: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:57:50 ID:Zd+Gz9CF0.net.

Was it further chopped by judicial dissection?

16: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:58:18 ID:jk9ASThQ0.net.

This kid has also been released, and he doesn't even have a criminal record, so he forgets about the incident.

18: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:59:06 ID:SlBQpvl/d.net.

will live in a free apartment called Juvenile Training Center for a few years and come back to normal.

20: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:59:43 ID: fMus8bxQ0.net.

was stabbed in the toilet by Metta.

21: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:59:51ID:DZtkO5600.net.

The kid is the death penalty.

>>21 It's impossible even if the Sake Demon Rose comes out to the aunt.

23: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:00:08 ID:bbnKdDor0.net.

What kind of circumstances do you have when you are a minor, such as a demon.

40: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:03:05 ID:Mf8YqsVc0.net.

Why is this happening, regardless of age?

54: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:05:29 ID:q0dXGLi80.net.

Even if was born so cute, wouldn't be happy.

57: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:05:47ID:0ApyzKcR0.net.

Anyone could have liked it (actually, it was a firm choice).

>>57 Anyone (if it seems weaker than me) was fine.

97: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:10:09ID:k65Sgrhv0.net.

When think about parents' feelings, crying.

108: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:10:52 ID:w0Cf2GFbd.net.

This is what haven't heard from the news at all.

152: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:14:31 ID:g2ymG2xV0.net.

The boy law has fallen.

180: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:16:35 ID:lsiPZgM+H.net.

The 15-year-old is a crazy country where everything is protected and allowed.

2: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:52:42 ID: fMus8bxQ0.net.

A video of when they were taken over.

hungry.

10: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:57:30 ID: cUo/S7eG0.net.

>>2

Macho is edging a sense of justice.

>>10 more excited about adrenaline than justice A family that oppresses will have children specializing in brain structure that makes it easy for the child to lose reason.And in anger, forget about me, and become an adult who can not distinguish between good and evil and commit crimes. Therefore, the one who gets excited and irritated by seeing violence is a criminal reserve army, and is also a victim who was the target of stress relief for poisoned parents. Poisoning parents who want to show their authority are wasting time and effort to give birth to children.

>>10 Really..

113: Sunday, August 30, 2020 03:11:07 ID:5NGBu61l0.net.

>>10

Just like adding a hand, it's just like a man.

383: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:29:11 ID:RQCoG45F0.net.

>>2

Mysterious punch grass, maybe junior high school students.

>>383 In the unlikely event that you can escape, it's just a slight pain that weakens or weakens your power. Is it a mystery?.

396: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:30:08.25ID:MrTPLIDo0.net.

>>2

Damn it.

haven't seen it.

5: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:55:41 ID:fMus8bxQ0.net.

Apparently she was shopping with her three female friends.

30: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:01:22 ID:RibxU+On0.net.

>>5

Not even a clerk?

It's also perfect.

11: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:57:31 ID:2lwsb0Fq0.net.

Kill these guys while holding them down.

>>11 That's fine, even though it's a minor, it's definitely a defective product and has no future. It's ridiculous to use tax to protect error messages.

473: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:35:29.71 ID:2AEgmBg10.net.

>>11

Knees on neck.

12: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:57:42 ID:KxPeOZJW0.net.

Why are only the victims exposed?

Really sorry.

42: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:03:52 ID:q0dXGLi80.net.

>>12

When die, letting go of human rights, so it can't be helped.

237: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:20:08 ID:4zKoCkiS0.net.

>>42

A corpse consists of people and things and things.

17: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 02:58:42 ID: fMus8bxQ0.net.

It seems that the news is regulated.

The news is barely covered.

31: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:01:35 ID:.

don't really need the Juvenile Law.

don't think the person doing this kind of thing will be rectified.

Get the death penalty.

>>31 really think so.

34: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:02:00 ID:t/BHHnpe0.net.

This is the luck that boyfriend is half gray.

>>34 If it's a picture you're hugging, that's a rapper, T?.

142: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:13:34 ID:QIrDWN0M0.net.

>>34

Is there any evidence that your boyfriend is half-gray? Not a fanatic.

>>142 ↓ ↓ ↓ Chi beef also w.

>>142 All the scary guys for Yin-kya are half gray.

172: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:15:55 ID:t/BHHnpe0.net.

>>142

There was an image of boyfriend in the thread that was standing in the daytime yesterday, and was told that.

198: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:17:33 ID:Mf8YqsVc0.net.

>>172

It's too scary, even exposing a photo of lover to the internet, it's just as bad as a murderer.

254: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:21:01 ID:IvOtbcrk0.net.

>>198

This is the image that he exposed on SNS.

51: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:05:06 ID:DSMTONBva.net.

Perhaps the woman's side made the kid stupid.

62: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:06:05 ID:5AV90Slg0.net.

>>51

Crime scene women's toilet.

170: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:15:52 ID:dcI0MUeA0.net.

>>62

Eh.

59: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:05:50 ID:0tVUcO3J0.net.

The first offender, one person, if you name a minor, it is doubtful that there is even an indefinite life rather than the death penalty.

Probably about 18 years.

101: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:10:16 ID:DTCebTWDa.net.

It's called a women's toilet.

In a place where there are only people with low basic physical ability.

A place where it is difficult for men to get help even if they call for help.

130: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:12:37.19 ID:Qos5YlLv0.net.

>>130 It's Oliva.

>>130 Is it Oliva?

143: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:13:41 ID:kl+28zY70.net.

>>130

Strong.

148: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:14:09 ID:RibxU+On0.net.

>>130

Grass.

235: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:20:07 ID:xOad6FL20.net.

>>130

What does a kitchen knife break?

273: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:22:20 ID:Zd+Gz9CF0.net.

>>235

If it is made of new ceramics, it will break.

303: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:24:12.47ID:xOad6FL20.net.

>>273

Oh yeah.

wonder if am a self-catering J person.

296: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:23:48.33 ID:lDpP0EjM0.net.

>>130

A terminator or something?.

562: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:40:52 ID:c6/4tUB/0.net.

>>130

Thanks to the clothes of Magileth Sumanga.

131: Sunday, August 30, 2020 03:12:37.31 ID:ZvNnA9hs0.net.

Fukuoka...

In Fukuoka, there are some guys who are begging for accounting.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1164247852563873793/pu/vid/720x1280/GKhgxyccV0Z853tJ.mp4

>>131 It's a messy boobs w Like the Fukuoka version of last year's fanatic couple.

>>131 Inflammation of repeated Japan Posts (effect 0

>>131 'll post it on Scat Japan.

>>131 afraid can't turn to someone who gets caught up in the back even though afraid of it.

203: Sunday, August 30, 2020 03:17:53 ID:HoVAHgxX0.net.

>>131

Turn around and love.

322: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:25:11 ID:FPfWbKGB0.net.

>>131

It's too hard.

162: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:15:17 ID:6svm00Uc0.net.

The daughter stabbed by Akiba Kato was also sorry.

Has Kato not yet executed the death penalty?

169: Sunday, August 30, 2020 03:15:46 ID:yXNp9MOb0.net.

The Juvenile Law is a minor offense, though.

It's better to expose those who do such brutal things.

How much can you expose from school?

183: Sunday, August 30, 2020 03:16:44 ID:BxRPRjpO0.net.

It's strange to have a stab, without the privacy of the dead person.

Even if such a person is killed, it will come out in a few years, and there are many unfair people in the world.

>>183 could understand this kind of opinion before. In the case where the host man was stabbed by a woman who was dating, "The girl is cute, innocent and yeah w" "The host is a waste ~", and the victim spreads a lot of images lying naked blood, From the perspective of justice on the internet, which gives a lot of likes, these opinions only seemed empty. can't be ashamed to say that the world is full of injustice. Well, these people, when pointed out, said, "It's not necessarily the same person writing ~", but fooling you. It's ugly.

>>183 It is because of the unreasonable and unfair distortion that the internet people can safely engage in internet lynching..

192: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:17:05 ID:FvYxGtug0.net.

stabbed it multiple times and cut off the neck, or it was too much of an egg.

211: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:18:31 ID:ZvNnA9hs0.net.

>>192

Have you been decapitated?.

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229: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:19:46 ID:FvYxGtug0.net.

>>211

It says that there is a deep scratch on the neck.

Originally it was cut off.

249: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:20:50 ID:kwCALPMC0.net.

How many people are there with junior high school students?

https://i.imgur.com/hyxz9Ns.jpg

>>249 If there is only information about the man who stabbed a woman, that would be the case.

>>249 You're a murderer.

>>249 What is this grass with a serious net? Is the head in front of you?.

265: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:21:46 ID:rve0S3RKa.net.

>>249

The police gather like an idiot.

>>265 If it doesn't gather like this, it will be useless as a state power, and even if police officers are in full force, it is an intimidating effect.

>>265 There are a lot of people originally because that consulate is near.

>>265 Do you want to throw in your strength one after another?

>>265 Do you think it is to catch the criminal? If there are many targets, it will be because it is to protect citizens w.

277: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:22:30 ID:ZeemWddd0.net.

>>265

If you lick it, you'll get yelled.

290: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:23:12 ID:+O8pe5le0.net.

>>265

The other person is a murderer.

It has nothing to do with brat.

452: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:33:36 ID:2vOPyLUod.net.

>>265

A group of sports clubs.

A sense of unity.

464: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:34:32 ID:J2B9264I0.net.

>>265

It's because you're parting with an appalling person and an intimidating person.

487: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:36:36 ID:BiQ/rrcW0.net.

>>265

There were people sleeping in the downtown area of Wai, so there were people sleeping there, so when went to the police box, was surprised to see about six people coming.

It's a wanted criminal.

300: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:24:03.79 ID:Q/a/5ttN0.net.

>>249

What's the one in front of me?

310: Sunday, August 30, 2020 03:24:31.44 ID:wXzx3MZOa.net.

>>300

You can see it looks like a human head.

318: 2020/08/30 (Sun) 03:24:56.23 ID:OFhF63Q00.net.

>>300

Sashimataro.

The one with the mark of the fire department.

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Jack Dee’s best jokes and funniest one-liners ahead of his UK tour this autumn – iNews

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Turt’s ask meme for Gail the good good child

1. What would be their favorite Disney (or other animated) movie?

If anyone asked her, she’d say she didn’t like Disney movies because they were for kids or they weren’t cool, but she secretly loves the Aristocats. One of her favorite characters anywhere has always been Marie the kitty.

2. What do they usually like for breakfast?

Egg and chorizo burrito. Bailey and her both eat a little too much spicy food but when you live in Texas, what can you do?

3. What sort of cuddler are they?

Gail usually doesn’t like to be touched unless she knows the person very well. Once she gets to the Library and reconciles with her brother or gets close with any of the Scholars, she’ll just swing her legs over her friends and just chill there or rest her head on their lap. She doesn’t like to cuddle in the traditional sense of being hugged, but she’ll be happy just flopping on you and asserting her dominance.

4. How do they say “I love you”?

It’s usually preceded by an insult like “Damn you’re super stupid, but I love you”, but she more shows it by entertaining you and sitting down and talking about feelings. Both and Bailey are big believers in sharing feelings, just Gail is a little bit more forward about it. She is honest though in that if she says she loves you, she means it.

5. What kind of shoes do they wear?

Black combat boots or gray converse.

6. What is their favorite accessory?

A black and pearl choker that Bailey’s ex-boyfriend and her current “guardian” Leo gave her.

7. Are they more inclined towards fashion or comfort?

Definitely fashion. For a fourteen year old girl, she makes very good fashion choices that make conservative adults very scared. She’s a fashion punk and she’s coming for your pearls.

8. What makes them laugh?

Bailey or Leo doing anything stupid, anything John Mulaney, eventually the catfights between Ashi and Philly, and of course Ezra being a total dweeb lord. She and Sarita are going to become best friends.

9. Do they have a favorite flower?

Begonias. Not only do they sound funny, they’re beautiful and ombre.

10. Would they be the one to propose to their significant other?

Totally. She is tired of being alone and just wants someone to hold. Plus opening that ring box is a power move and has big dick energy like her.

11. What bad habits do they have?

Being way to blunt about her feelings, shutting people out who’ve hurt her but haven’t meant to, getting into arguments for the fun of it, holding a grudge like no other.

12. What are their biggest insecurities?

Honestly, Gail is one of the few kids with stellar self esteem. The only insecurity she has is if Bailey will want to see her after all these years.

13. How do they wear their hair?

Short, half shaved and natural. Sometimes she’ll straighten it for the aesthetic, but a girl has got to slay with natural hair.

14. Are they an impulse shopper? If so, what would they buy?

Oh definitely. She will go to target with just 20 bucks and come out with 100 dollars worth of stuff, usually clothes, makeup, and movies. She is a huge movie buff and watches odd sci-fi and horror with Leo all the time.

15. When do they usually sleep?

She usually tries to go to bed at around 10:30pm just so she has time to bounce around dreams. Time moves a lot faster in dreams so she has to act fast.

16.What makes them worry?

Not being able to find Bailey, not liking what she’ll find when she finds him, leaving Leo behind to face another one of his closest friends leaving, the American prison system, taxes.

17. Do they have any creative outlets?

She’s been doing digital art since she was around ten, and she’s helped Leo with some of his album covers, so when she comes to the Library, she’ll be totally down to do some covers for Ashi when she makes music. Plus she’ll do digital art of all her friends.

18. How do they comfort an upset loved one?

Usually trying to talk to them about their feelings, and putting a hand on their shoulder while she makes them iced tea. She’s not necessarily the greatest as comfort since she’s usually been on the receiving end, but she’s learned a lot from both Bailey and Leo and she’d do an alright job.

19. What are they like when they’re sick?

No one is ever sure when Gail is sick because she always acts normal. You can only tell she’s sick if you come close to her and see that her body temperature is radiating heat and she is looking through you. Otherwise, she’s great at keeping her cool.

20. Do they say what they’re thinking, or keep their thoughts to themselves?

Gail is one of the only kids at the Library who doesn’t hide their feelings behind a twenty foot wall. She will 100% let you know what she thinks about you whether it’s that you’re the most annoying person she’s ever met or that she’s afraid that she won’t like what she’ll find when she reunites with Bailey.

21. What is the best gift they’ve ever received?

The last gift she got from Bailey when she was nine was a stuffed pig that she still carries around with her (though heavily hidden in a backpack). His name is Sir Oinks of the North Sea.

22. Are they good at keeping track of time?

If she’s waiting for something, yes. But in the sense of generally knowing what time it is, she can be gone for a week and think it’s only been a day.

23. What is their favorite ice cream flavor?

Chocolate chip cookie dough. She’s that asshole who takes all the cookie dough from the container and just leaves it as “chocolate chip ice cream”

24. What would they order from a fast food/take-out place?

Kung Pao chicken, Broccoli beef, spicy pork, so many dumplings, and about eight fortune cookies just for her.

25. What is their favorite pizza topping(s)?

Meat Lovers with jalapenos. Sausage, chorizo, pepperoni, ham, chicken, and really anything meaty that would most likely cause heartburn.

26. What is their favorite type of cookie?

Simple chocolate chip.

27. Do they paint their nails?

The only acceptable color is black, but sometimes she’ll paint her nails blue when she misses her brother, or white.

28. What is their favorite board game?

Guess Who. Since getting telepathy, she’s learned how to cheat by reading minds, but she loves asking questions based on vibe rather than looks (ie: “Do they look like a Republican?”, “Would they go down on Kathy Bates?”)

29. Are they more of a pants or skirts kind of person?

Its a toss up. 50% of the time she wears ripped jeans or cutoffs, and then the other 50%, she’s in punk skirts and leggings.

30. Do they dream often? What about?

She’s recently been able to telepathically link herself to people in her dreams, so usually she uses her dreams as a way to talk to Bailey and try to find out where he is. She hasn’t gotten very far, but when talking to Bailey doesn’t work, she’ll just jump around in people’s heads and try to see what’s up with them. It’s a fun exercise and she hasn’t been caught.... yet.

31. Do they have any phobias?

Ants, bears, and vomit.

32. If they were a pokemon, which would they be?

Mew, small and suspiciously cute, but is very powerful and could fuck up your day if you try to cross it.

33. How well do they handle sea travel? Air travel?

She doesn’t mind either. She gets a little queasy on airplanes, but she handles it a lot better than her brother. She doesn’t get as claustrophobic.

34. Which Disney character are they most like?

Moana. Spiritual, on the hunt for a dude that definitely fucked up, bless by the hair gods, and isn’t afraid to hit someone with something big and flat.

35. What sort of parent would they be?

I don’t think Gail would ever become a mom, but become the cool aunt to Bailey’s kids that bring them gifts from all over the world and remind them how big of a dipshit their father is. Bailey is equal parts grateful that Gail wants to be a part of his and his kids’ lives, and equal parts insulted that Gail has this many stories about him being stupid.

#liminoidal #Abigail LeClair #my characters #Library of Alexandria campaign

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