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Random Musings from the Impish Throne
(Also known as Backwards_Chic) Name: Catharine
Age: 34 Location: New York What I blog about: Anything that amuses me, really. I would list fandoms but they shift like the wind.
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he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
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The concert sequence of Queen of the Damned:
Lestat: WHAT’S UP SAN FRANCISCO CAN I GET A ‘I DESERVE TO BE MURDERED’ UP IN HERE
Khayman and Mael: -circling each other like wary cats-
Jesse: -having the most extreme fangirl moment of her life-
Armand: even though I look like an adolescent I think I might be the only adult here
Daniel: babe have you ever really LOOKED at human skin
Armand: Daniel bb I really need you to get it together ok
Akasha: MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER
David Talbot and Aaron Lightner: hi we’re here to pick up our daughter?
#queen of the damned#the vampire chronicles#the queen of the damned#Lestat de Lioncourt#armand de romanus#Daniel molloy#Akasha#David talbot#Aaron lightner#tvc spoilers#this book is so much fun
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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are you actually more empathetic & considerate than all of your friends or did you grow up forced to cater to and mediate the emotions of adults & everyone else around you and now you’re hypervigilant & prone to fawning and holding people in your life to the standard of your trauma coping mechanisms—a standard you yourself shouldn’t be held to
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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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i just kept spinning and i danced myself to death
[all films are listed in the youtube description]
#horror#film edits#florence + the machine#cw: blood#cw: gore#suspiria#midsommar#black swan#perfect blue#last night in soho#american mary
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my old man dog isn't great at hopping up on the couch anymore but he CAN do it and he will NOT accept help. it's almost adorable except when he just stands in front of me and barks at me to get out of "his" spot so that i'll stop what i'm doing, get up off the couch, and watch as he spends 5 minutes hyping himself up to jump into my newly vacant seat
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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life
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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like
*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
#helpful advice#it me#it is sometimes so helpful to think 'maybe i'm being annoying but you get over other people being annoying all the time'
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making a collection
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[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]
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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
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Bringing romanced Spawn!Astarion to the House of Hope has gotta be such a nightmare mindfuck from his perspective, if you think about it.
At this point, he's beaten Cazador. After hundreds of years of exploitation, he's won. He never has to be sexually exploited again. He never has to be coerced into anything he doesn't want to do again. He won. He's free!
And then SURPRISE, GUESS WHAT HAPPENS. Not to Astarion, but to Tav, with the alternative being a blown cover and a battle in hell. So it's the exact situation Astarion explicitly wants to avoid, but this time it's happening to the person he's closest to, and he has to watch it play out.
It's especially rough if it's a good!Tav who's been throwing themselves into danger for others with Astarion disapproving all along the way, with all those good self-sacrificing instincts getting flipped into an absolute nightmare scenario.
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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