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cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs
#spoiler: it drove away before I could kick it#saddest moment of my life#they can always tell that I want to kick their car#and so they speed up and leave.#you stupid fuckers. let me kick your car. I need to kick it
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Big cat
#ft my poorly drawn monstera leaves for vibe#I was thinking abt shinx and luxray like. I know theyre supposed to be lions but I feel like cheetah or serval would work well too#like with electricity and stuff. wouldnt speed and agility make more sense for an electric type? esp a cat shaped electric type?#maybe it would be ok for luxray to be heavy built because itd be really big by then. but I thought hey it would be cool if its preevolutions#could focus on speed for escaping. escaping and hunting yknow#maybe this is just because I watched a cheetah documentary last night and thought they were cool#I also have a hc that luxray can charge up electricity and make its whole body glow like an x ray#like you can see it’s bones through the blue parts of skin. either as a threat display or courtship#the shinier and bluer the fur is the better you can see the bones. which would mean its feeding itself well#but Im not a biology expert Im just using what I learned from birds LOL#so sososo normal abt luxray line (is my favorite pokemon)#my art#myart#pokemon#illustration#shinx#Luxio#luxray#luxray line
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Hey y'all! This question came up when I had family visiting, and I am genuinely unsure of how common this is
#the person behind the yarn#I always have a deck of cards in any bag I carry with me#before I had a purse it was in my yarn project bag#before that in my school backpack#now that I have to take a purse when I leave the house for carrying emergency meds reasons#I have a deck of cards in there in case I'm ever bored somewhere and want to pass the time#and I was out with family and pulled out a deck of cards and they were very surprised#I do want to look up the instructions for a few more two or three player card games though#I mostly default to playing Speed and that's kinda unfair to play with kids#well okay maybe not unfair in general but A. I am very very good at that game* and B. the kidlet I was playing with was not familiar#with how the facecard numbers work#so I had to slow down a lot#(*when I had the deck of cards in high school Speed was usually what I played and I got a LOT of practice lol)
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wormie wormie wormie wormi-
#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!!#i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow#also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk#fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge#and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her#its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place#she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!!#also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything#but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck#kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat'#yeah like that!#wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au...#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle'#he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots!#guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm...#i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not....#im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along#like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?!#but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'
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yeah the mountain is tragic but the thought of geralt yelling all that shit and jaskier walking away crying and then them both realising that there's only one way down the mountain and they both have to awkwardly walk down together. that shit is funny
#jaskier speed walking away and twenty minutes later geralt catches up#jaskier turns around : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME GERALT? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO LEAVE? YOU HATE ME REMEMBER GERALT! I SUCK!#SO LEAVE ME ALONE! UNLESS YOU HAVE MORE ACCUSATIONS TO THROW!!!!#geralt :#geralt : i um. this is the only way back to roach#the witcher
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love when children try to do shit at me that is probably DEVASTATING among their peer group but i'm an adult so i'm just like. what. lmao
#these two teenage girliepop wegmans baggers were in the cafeteria when i jingled up and they both immediately pointed at me &#started kubrick glaring &AGGRESSIVELY tapping their acrylic nails on the table at high speed while continuing to dead-eyed glare at me#then when i didn't leave cuz like. girl what. i got lunch to eat. they rolled their eyes & scoffed & made a big show about taking their pink#drinks & leaving lmaoooooo#LIKE IM SURE THAT'S SOCIALLY RUINOUSSSSSS TO THE OTHER 15 Y.O.S AT YOUR SCHOOL but i'm an adult who pays taxes so like idk what any of your#deal is but you just look like freaks having this weird little kerfluffle in public lmao
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Since we’re complaining about what wasn’t adapted in Bones’ sky casino arc speedrun, I deeply regret they skipped over this panel
#I love it....#I was very excited for Teruko this episode and I loved her of course but all her scenes couldn't help but feel so speeded up (╥﹏╥)#I'm going watch them again because although I enjiyed them they really didn't leave much...#teruko ōkura#michizō tachihara#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd s4#bsd season 4
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house is wayyyy too invested in wilson getting laid like calm down gayboy
#not just invested. hes into it too#like his expression as wilson pulls a chick at the bar is so. calm down youre in public#also its fascinating he wants wilson to get laid but he cannot stand the thought of him in a relationship its. certainly a stance#house#wilson#hilson#house md#hatecrimes md#the speed at which wilson pulled that chick has to be some sort of record my man walked over and spent TWO(2) seconds talking#and then shes getting up to leave with him. like girl same but also damn son
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seriously debating a home rn …
#i THINK i have the app in the bag#my only qualms are 1) unit old and has not been updated much. this means drafty and just like… a bit rough around the edges#however. building has character which i do like!#2) laundry requires u to physically leave the building to access the basement where it’s located#and it’s coin operated which is annoying#however i’ve been loosely planning to get a like… tiny in unit one anyways? so like. this would just speed up that#3) money. it is SLIGHTLY above my budget but nothing egregious or undoable. just slightly more than i was originally planning for#i’ve been back and forth on it … i have time. however there’s lots i DO like abt the unit#location is IDEAL#balcony#dishwasher and big tub#once again its a very unique building too bc its old!#grocery store very close#good square footage#a balcony 🫣#i’m WEIGHING IT#ill poke at the landlord today
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why do I not let them hang out more often honestly
#I mean I know why#Lae'zel left about 5 minutes into Act 1 on my Dark Urge run#I knew I was going to replay so I kept going#so actually getting to hang out with her is really fun#I still haven't finished the Durge run I just got distracted by this Gale attempt#mad lad is absolutely speeding through things now I know what to do and how to play#we've rocked up in BG proper to do tourist stuff with Lae'zel that I've never seen#and it's a delight#(and I am happy to leave Karlach behind mostly because as the only tank she's held up her end marvellously for Durge)#(but it does mean she and Shadows are just ALWAYS in the party so I rarely see other interactions)#also realising Durge has missed so much and is over a level behind where I am now even though they've many more hours play#this game is so much easier when you do the content :P#bg3#bg3 spoilers
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dumb dumb dumb doodles
young auron + goggles + bike
#This is just an excuse to draw him in my stupid outfits#what if I wanted to draw a motorcycle and then remembered#i fucking hate drawing vehicles#what if I did that#what if#but now I have ideas#Jecht would be a toxic green kawasaki sportsbike guy#squidding it with absolutely no gear#deeja would absolutely ride one of those superlight cafe racers#Yuna would own one of those aggressively kawaii deco'd out pink sportsbikes#Braska would hate the whole thing and let the air out of everyones tires so they cant leave#Braska would chase every single one of them around with a rolled up newspaper INCENSED that he caught them speeding#lulu would ride on the back of Rikku's dangerously self-modded hyabusa#wakka would own a moped.#auron#my art#ffx
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henry 🤝 zack
hanging out with an eccentric inventor that exclusively wears coveralls
#i'm rewatching the suite life and i'm picking up on some insane parallels#like they're so specific???#they've literally both been on a game show and said while standing on the game show set#that they can't fight a girl#only to promptly get their asses kicked by said girls#i mean they both also ended up winning in the end but still#and that's just one. there's so many more#they've both traveled to an alternate dimension that was caused by a storm. and everything was like. backwards#the only time we've ever seen either of them drive a car it was a toy car#(i don't really count the truck because Hen wasn't really driving it. it was basically self-driving)#altho that one is kinda up for debate because I know henry took the wheel a few times when ray was being stupid#and zack may have driven his dad's red sports car in the movie?? it's been so long since i've seen it#i can't remember if we actually saw him driving it or just parking it#whatever. even if that one doesn't count there's still more#being involved in cheating during a spelling bee without actually being in the bee#being like 14 and heavily flirting with an older girl they have no shot with#having only one canon girlfriend that lasts more than one episode but ends up leaving them in the end#i know i've said it before but their canon superpowers are both speed based#i KNOW i've brought up the ghostbusters costumes 6 million times#i need to stop cause honestly i could go all night but who has the time
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Attuma riding a mechanical bull. That's it. That's all.
#just...work with me here#attuma on a mechanical bull and he's got so much control#okoye controlling it and constantly upping the intensity just to watch them hips at work#attuma doesn't get thrown off and just keeps smirking up at her and daring her to take it to the next level#okoye taking it to top speed and seeing the way his bicep flexes when he raises his hand to keep his hat from falling off#when he finally dismounts she ends up bent over a bathroom counter with his hips being put to better use#he definitely puts that hat on her head and fucks her while she wears it#he doesn't let her take it off when they leave the bathroom either#theeblackmedusa🐍🐍
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if you decide to not play or fight during alliance roulette because you got crystal tower I'm just gonna beat you to death with a hammer
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Wormwood hc hours
#keese draws#dst#don’t starve together#dst wormwood#dst wheeler#ds wheeler#<- not a clue how to tag her I’m so sorry bestie#anyways! more hc rambling she/he pronouns wormwood for the win#also for elaboration on her roots! they’re kinda parasitic in nature?#I say kinda because it’s less in an irl plant way and more in a fucked up lunar way#but yeah that’s why wormwood doesn’t like using them#during full bloom however his roots try their damn best to get into the grown anyways#mostly because of the increased nutrient needs and it worsens when he’s hungry#but yeah in my minds eye the increased speed from full bloom is a mix of just general heightened energy and being taller#as for the height changes in my minds eye most of the growth that comes with blooming is shedded pretty much as soon as she falls out of it#usually leading to a couple minute prices of getting what’s left shuffled back into place#this usually leaves her incredibly exhausted afterwards for a day or so#also when using weapons she tends to just wrap her arm around the handle instead of using her hand leaves#since yknow. leaves aren’t great for grip#also in my minds eye wormwoods leaves have an almost artificial feel to them#like not quite fully but enough so that one might get confused for a moment#they generally become softer during bloom but all soft leaves get shedded pretty quickly afterwards#in general wormwood becomes a bit more squishy in general during bloom but not by too much
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PTSD is so stupid saw a jar of biscoff cookie butter at the store and went ha that’s the brand they had in res. (Completely unaffected). Then went home and had a panic attack about it (????)
#first of all. how is a jar on a shelf that you didn’t even touch harming you at all???#second of all. now that I know that chain Carrie’s bidcoff cookie butter I’m never going there again. let’s leave those worms in their can.#(sees a food) huh. cookie butter. (the ptsd gremlin cooking up a nice panic sequence for me) well probably staff are trailing you right now#and they just left that there on accident because obv they keep cookie butter with them. and they’re going to restrain and sedate you and to#you’ll wake up tubed xoxo#<- INSANE ITS A JAR OF BISCOFF COOKIE BUTTER CALM THE SHIT DOWN#I only slept an hour last night and didn’t sleep at all the night before so like that might have something to do with it but I feel like we’#were gunning for day 3 here with the cookie induced paranoia#don’t buy belsomra guys belsomra is a ripoff that I’m pretty sure is just sugar pills#although I am abnormally resistant to pretty much every sleep med like iv ambien just makes me a bit lethargic the doctor who gave me it sai#said that was really weird and then ordered another piss test bc he thought I was on speed LMAO#nope just my brain. rotten. gone.#day 3 is usually when the insomnia hallucinations come out so like pray for me if you see this#though I did get an hour last night so maybe that counts
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