note: i used the pic from under the cut for this. their apearances are based on the official character moodboards on tiktok.

based on this post.

Levio (left) Sasha (middle) Quentin (left), Queshio from Wrongwayisland by @bigmack2go

Holy shit it’s queshio omg

Part of the @slytherincursebreaker Goblet of Fire au challenge ~

The Yule Ball ahh.. It's a great time for Leo to show off her most favourite trophy beloved Flavio ✨🌠💕🐍

@sirfluffig and I had some serious existentialist discussions that led us to the realisation of the greatness and absolute power of this couple ฅ(ⓛωⓛ)ฅ✧˖°*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’✧

I love shitty Harry Potter jokes. No I won't read the books or watch the movies (i mean i HAVE marathoned the movies bc we have the DVDs (... yar har). But can i remember anything past chamber of secrets? Lol) but I will laugh when someone makes PS1 Harry say Fuck by messing with the audio and pretending to yell at him like TEN THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.

GRYFFINDOR HAS BEEN EXPELLED.

Yes I'm talking about Joel messing with PS1 Philosophers Stone in the YouTube Poop zone. I've lost my shit so many times on this video I HAVE A MIGRAINE.

on the subject of Juno...splitting TOTLR into two books means way more opportunities to explore them as a character/villain. maybe even enough so that i can run with my idea of redeeming them and having Juno & Shani work to build a relationship, instead of just killing Juno off as a resolution

at least sandy is back

Shared Magic

Tom Felton x Reader

Notes: don't repost without my permission!

Amidst the bustling world of Harry Potter filming, a captivating tale unfolds in the shadows of Hogwarts. Tom Felton and Y/n Russel, as they step away from the set, find themselves drawn to the tranquil corners of the studio grounds during a rare break.

As the sun sinks below the horizon, painting the sky with hues of orange and pink, they settle into a quiet enclave, a place where their camaraderie flourishes.

Tom's fingers twirl a discarded toy wand as he laughs, his eyes crinkling with mischief. "Remember the first time I held a wand? I was as lost as a Niffler in a jewelry store."

Y/n's laughter rings out, a harmonious melody in the evening air. "Oh, absolutely. I was trying so hard to exude confidence, yet I struggled to articulate even the simplest spells."

Tom playfully mimics a professor's voice, reenacting a moment lost in time. "Wingardium Levio-sa, not Levio-saaa!" Their laughter intertwines, reminiscent of shared secrets and countless hours together.

As the sun makes its final descent beyond the studio's boundaries, they delve into the chapters of their post-Potter journeys. Tom's eyes light up as he shares his excitement for exploring an array of roles, each distinct from Draco Malfoy.

Y/n, with animated gestures, unveils her fervor for behind-the-scenes work, unveiling amusing anecdotes of camaraderie among cast members.

"Can you believe how many years have slipped by since our journey began?" Tom muses, his gaze fixed on the horizon's warm embrace.

Y/n nods, a nostalgic smile curving her lips. "It's astounding how the enchantment of this magical world persists, captivating new generations regardless of the passage of time. Harry Potter is forever woven into the fabric of who we are."

In the heart of their twilight rendezvous, their discourse evolves from professional camaraderie to an intimate exchange.

Tom reveals his dreams and aspirations, his vulnerability painting a poignant portrait. Y/n, in turn, peels back layers, sharing her passion for diverse creative pursuits beyond the silver screen.

As the studio's lights compete with the emerging stars, Tom and Y/n part ways with an embrace that lingers. Their friendship, nurtured over the years spent side by side, mirrors the unyielding strength of the Hogwarts walls.

Through the ebb and flow of divergent paths, these moments remain as treasured artifacts, a testament to the enchantment they've conjured together — a world where magic transcends the silver screen, resonating within their shared journey.

Sebastian: I need to test out this new wand on something.

Ominis: Perhaps there are some crates nearby? That you could cast levios-

Sebastian: *turns to Leander* Depulso!

Leander: *who was nearby goes FLYING into the fountain he was stood near* AAAGH!!??

Ominis: (?!)

Sebastian: *smiles at his new wand*

~

#12 for Shep/Kaidan?

Write about your ship going somewhere new together for the first time.

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"What about Ryuusi's?" Kaidan asked as they sifted through the take out menus. It was nearing dinner on the Citadel and they were both starving. "I know you like the shrimp rolls."

Rose shook her head, "Banned after the incident with the fish tank."

"Oh."

"Yeah." Rose tried to keep the grimace from showing, the last time they'd had shore leave on the station still left a bad taste in her mouth. Poking at the other menus she tried to find something that sparked her interest but wasn't finding anything.

She opened her mouth to suggest that maybe they just raid the fridge when Kaidan stood while saying, "I found a place you might like."

"And that is..." Rose trailed off, taking the hand that he offered to help her up; still sore from jumping onto a skycar to try and catch Kai Lang.

"It's a surprise." Kaidan smiled as he pulled Rose towards the door and down the hallway. Hailing a cab, Kaidan tapped in their destination without letting Rose see and soon they were zooming through the station. Soon enough the cab pulled over and lowered, automatically opening the door with a slight hiss.

Rose stepped out, taking Kaidan's hand so she didn't trip, and looked at the storefront-raising an eyebrow at the scene in front of her. "Suddenly I feel overdressed." she deadpanned, turning her head to look at Kaidan who just gave her a smile. The exterior was made up to look right out of a scene from Earth that only existed in netshows now; the short plastic grass extending out a few feet and surrounded by a white-picket fence, patio seating with large umbrellas to shade from weather that never happened on the station.

"You look fine." Kadain said as he moved towards the entrance, following the fake looking paving stones that wound a path inside.

Once they were seated, Rose glanced around the interior to take it all in. It reminded her of the kitschy fad that had popped up during her teenage years; a slew of pre-mass effect netshows and movies that were all set during the post-world war two era had made that aesthetic popular for awhile. The white tile floors matched the white formica tabletops edged in red and chrome while neon signs blinked on the walls. Glancing at the menu, she saw that it boasted that the place was dextro and levio friendly-each getting their own section on the laminated paper.

Placing their orders of what promised to be greasy burgers along side french fries and hydroponically grown vegetables, their drinks arrived in honest to stars milkshake glasses with long straws and Rose asked the question that had been on her mind since they arrived, "How did you find this place?"

"Saw it while flipping through a listicle, '10 weird places to go on the Citadel.'" Kaidan shrugged as he drew the large glass towards him and took a sip of the fizzing, bright green drink. "Thought it looked fun."

"So...you've never been here before?" Rose asked slowly, trying to understand that the place was new to both of them. "You seemed like you'd been here before."

Kaidan shook his head, "Nope. First time. Besides it seemed like we could both use something a bit lighthearted on the station this time around."

Rose shook her head while slightly laughing, a smile appearing to show that she was amused most of all. "Well I have to admit that you know how to make it fun."

"Isn't that what you like about me."

"There are a few other things but yes, that's one of them." Rose playfully threw her wadded up straw cover at him and he artfully dodged out of the way, knowing that the smile on his face was echoed in her own.

Little miss ‘Levi-O-sa, not ‘Levio-SAR.’

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling

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Ron: -And then the Cannon's Beater ended up hitting the snitch so the seekers had to-

Hermione, who has been listening to him talk for 2 hours: Hey, Ron?

Ron: Yeah?

Hermione: Levio-SHHH!!!

Ron: *offended Ron noises*

Ruby is aroace spread the word

Episode 16: "Dates and Dateline" (Show Notes)

listen along here

Content warnings for discussion of suicide (33:10 — 36:17) and pedophilia/murder (1:21:21 — 1:27:45)

[00:01:39] The Tumblr Q&A for Life and Death in which Stephenie Meyer admits to trying to name Carine "Carlyle"

[00:02:20] It's "levi-OH-sa," not "levio-SAH"

I'm so sorry for 2023 harry potter reference but cmon

[00:04:58] G was not kidding about South Park being "a weird little Wild West town with like, cutouts of Cartman"

[00:05:38] Info on the South Park episode "Tweek x Craig," in which said characters get together

[00:06:13] Chatzy, apparently still going strong

[00:06:35] The Urban Dictionary entry for TwiMDB

[00:08:50] The CW's Nancy Drew (2019)

[00:12:41] Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga playlists

[00:14:47] The MTV article about Mitch Hansen + the band's Spotify

[00:15:28] The "Twilight Hour" album

[00:16:44] Jacob Black.mp3

[00:17:32] A World Without You.mp3

[00:17:59] Thorns.mp3

[00:18:12] I Don't Know.mp3

[00:18:42] She is Brighter.mp3

[00:19:09] Shannon's Twilight SAT book

[00:19:21] Nabokov’s Favorite Word is Mauve, the book that contains the “statistical analysis of Stephenie Meyer's word choice in the Twilight books” G is talking about (a recommended read!)

[00:20:28] The Bella Cullen Project

[00:21:44] Snag the download for Shannon’s "Then and Now (Alice’s Lullaby)" song here after you donate to the Quileute tribe's Move to Higher Ground fundraiser! (Don't forget to take a screenshot.)

[00:22:32] The "Edward playing music for Bella" meme

[00:23:46] Filk

[00:26:32] Shannon’s summary:

On a scale from 1-10, how weird is to hear all about your brand new girlfriend’s mom’s suicide attempts? Just asking for a friend. Beau might only be on Date #3 if we’re counting the sexy ravioli date, but he’s unlocking the first of much family trauma during this trip to the Cullen household. There’s ugly carpets, old paintings, and books and music galore! Beau is rolling with the punches in today’s chapter, and by punches I mean “tackles” because when Edythe tries to scare him, he just gets turned on about it. They make fun baseball plans with Archie and Jessamine, and if you’re quiet enough you can just barely hear Supermassive Black Hole playing in the distance. Things only get more exciting from here and I can’t wait to see the mess!

[00:31:13] G’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons recreation of Carlisle’s study, complete with Volturi painting

[00:34:16] The Groundhog Day suicide montage (obvious content warning here)

[00:39:06] Francesco Solimena, and a few examples of his work:

[00:39:38] The painting of Carlisle and the Volturi, as shown in New Moon and in the New Moon graphic novel

[00:40:57] G is incorrect—Edward has not told Bella he’s killed people yet. She’s getting mixed up with the movie, in which he does tell Bella he's a murderer during the meadow scene.

[00:54:20] Shannon’s Hot Topic jalice shirt, G’s Cullen crest and Bella rings (also from Hot Topic)

[01:16:11] The What We Do in the Shadows episode "The Orgy" (+ trailer)

[01:36:38] Follow Liza on instagram here!

Another action-packed show notes! Hope you enjoyed this week's adventures in music and art :))

finnish names BUT with all double letters reduced to one

Adetunen Adola Ahtiko Ahtimula Ahtine Ahtinen Ahtorti Aikalo Aimanen Ainen Ainenpänen Aingasa Airjuvinen Aisko Alaukari Alehtio Alonen Altola Anaina Aniempala Anumi Apartuli Arana Aranen Areli Arholonen Arkosto Artani Artapavi Arvalminen Arvonen Asala Asamäki Asvila Atala Ataraja Atinen Auvolainen Beikaino Beikinen Beimo Beinen Conen Coutineva Eimola Einen Elainen Elavi Elnaino Emeli Eminent Emäki Erala Erjalo Erkili Erkinen Eseli Eskauvio Eskivi Esmari Esonen Etonen Evahtia Evalehti Evama Eveikusto Evirjö Fictinen Finen Hakarhone Hakonen Halma Halporto Halvi Hanen Hanenpasa Hantri Hanurna Harmi Harminen Harvirja Haupi Havio Heikina Heiko Heikovas Heimäkinen Heinen Heini Heinika Heltapaja Hetina Hiela Hiemuneno Hieta Hietuninen Hilinen Histen Hiukosto Honen Hunen Huomi Hytilehto Hyvärven Hyvärvi Ikeikainen Ikinen Ilainen Ilaitva Ilaunen Ilikoski Iriki Irvonen Iskiainen Jalaimo Jamatva Janen Jervo Jirjunen Jiroski Jokala Jokelikila Jokoski Jonen Jorhunen Jorki Juhapari Juhava Juhavo Juhti Juhto Juneven Juraninen Jäläinen Jänen Järveinen Järvoil Järvonen Jäskalmana Jäsänto Kaikanina Kainen Kainena Kalakarvo Kalekohto Kalkopieto Kalona Kalto Kamelapa Kameskinen Kanen Kansonen Kanta Karis Karja Karku Karsi Kartepäntu Kasari Kauhta Kaukani Kaula Kaunen Kauneven Kaunotio Kauntu Kautapang Keinen Keinheiki Kelehtio Kelito Keläino Kerki Kerku Kervari Kervio Kesepänen Ketila Kinen Kinene Kivila Kivonen Knutunen Koila Koivoinen Kolarinla Kolvinen Konen Konena Koneuvonen Korpiemima Kunen Kurkari Kurna Kusimo Kusipanen Kuski Kuskoski Kylinen Kyliukimi Kyliukonen Lahtola Lainamonen Lainen Laula Launen Lehtakonen Lehtila Lehtoma Lehtono Leija Leinen Lemoivonen Leski Levio Likeimo Linen Lumäkilä Lumäkio Lumänen Luokoki Luoren Luoti Luoto Lutanterti Lydinen Macti Maikerko Mainen Maitia Mantina Manurki Marami Maraukoko Marinen Marpanumi Marten Matuoma Matvansi Melainen Milma Milponi Minen Minio Myninotola Mynjalo Mytinen Mänenien Naitinen Nasisto Naurmi Nisalainen Nisonen Norhonen Noutiemäki Nunen Nurants Nurunen Nutinen Nyrjanen Oinen Oivarkanen Oivio Ojakuko Ojansela Ojasala Okarlehto Olakarvo Otsola Ovaskari Pajamo Pakanie Pakielila Pakivaijo Panamerti Panena Parhuko Paritala Pavil Pekonen Pelainen Pelilahti Pelimo Pelälä Perjö Pervaija Pervalpu Pervonen Pesmäkinen Pestilmi Piakatio Piela Pihirku Pilpo Pinen Piosonen Pirlevinen Ponen Poronen Poylä Pudasvi Pulainanso Pupelvi Pusara Rahto Raika Raikalato Rainen Ranen Ranpana Ransant Rants Raula Raupio Rautamarmi Rauti Rekonen Relanen Rikonen Rinieto Rokivi Romaini Ronen Runen Runoti Ruori Ruotio Rutajalo Sahti Sahvi Saijanietu Saikiukari Sainen Sainenkan Sakonen Salainentu Salinla Salomi Samesonen Sanikani Sarki Sarmanisto Sarmo Sartunievi Sasepä Satsota Saupianen Savahti Savonen Sereka Sikala Sikasaula Sikokoski Simila Simäkinen Sinen Sipiema Sirjona Sirkos Sirls Sivilauli Soinen Sokarja Sokati Sonen Suoruhoni Suotervi Suoti Surinen Surkilto Suruti Suviosmäki Syrja Takanen Talainen Taleksopa Talepälä Talerkinen Talmela Taltianext Tanen Tanta Tarkaila Telinen Telvi Temänen Terelälälä Terjö Ternotinen Theikane Theikonen Theinen Thela Tilälä Tinen Tonen Tormi Tukoski Tunen Tuokoilä Tuomone Tylio Tynen Tähtio Uitihavola Uliminen Uoksanen Urhiljanen Urkane Urmine Uskesoma Vaimo Vainen Vaisto Valonen Valopi Valtiainen Vanen Vartinen Vartio Varvi Veinen Veldont Velilto Velvi Vervi Vihla Vilaininen Vilinen Vinen Viola Vitkänen Vonen Vuomi Walakonen Walantomi Wirpeliala Wirpiainen Witamo Wuoko Ylirko Yliukas Yläinhonen Yrjärvo

Rewatch Shitposts: S3, Ep 5-9

OKAY HOME STRETCH

v.

“I am the senate law”

SOREN, my baby

HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY

Soren like “and you all said CHA was a dump stat lmao”

“You are okay, right?” Claudia I can 110% assure you he is absolutely not okay and has not been for quite a while

Oh fuck, that “everything’s going to be okay, Dad” is very relevant to some of my current interests. I must have subconsciously remembered it.

Not shown: how Soren explains why he’s going back into the castle with his wagon of hay for the hungry, hungry horses still full

Pretty sure this ambler chase is a Breath of the Wild boss fight

ngl I do enjoy a good fictional fascist motivational speech

of course it’s a bit ruined because all I can hear at the end is “YOU are the weakest link, GOODBYE”

the smollest loaf of bread omg

Nyx like “I’ll just be sending you my matchmaker fee later, yeah?”

vi.

Aaravos: “you killed Avizandum”, Viren: “how dare you! …so who the fuck is that”

Ah, there we go with the last breath

Okay, so the unicorn horn can’t be in Puzzle House, because Claudia only got it right before Thunder was killed? Well, then I’m again no longer sure where they’re going with that. Unless it’s “Claudia meets the last unicorn as a child, then comes back for its horn ten years later.”

Appreciate Kasef’s “Wingarduim Levio-SAH” moment

… Horse girl Aaravos

Claudia really is behind literally every spell in this story isn’t she

vii.

Zubeia dying of a broken heart, as is traditional for cartoon mothers and also Padme Amidala

OH, Claudia DOES see adoraburrs, and it is perfection

Ah, the “Aaravos, no” “Aaravos YES” conversation

Basically Aaravos realizing that subtlety is absolutely not required at this point, thank you Viren

Shoutout to the multiple fanfics carefully describing thicc wormvaros crawling down Viren’s throat to be smuggled into Lux Aurea, that also is just gonna live rent-free in my head forever

“No, Mister Bond… I expect you to die”

If you haven’t read the ToX sourcebook adventure about the corrupted Sunforge as nuclear meltdown allegory, highly recommend because it’s actually pretty funny?

Kasef thinking he’s being the hero everyone needs…

Ibis a fucking hottie tbh

viii.

Ten days ago is what… when Zubeia would have received Runaan’s message? ... that is a joke about the series’ compressed timeline, I know that s1ep1 was longer ago than that.

Soren: “you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like”

Love Calllum’s noodle arm during that fulminis cast

Scouting from the sky is not super useful when you’re above the cloud layer

Viren: /gets roundhouse-kicked doen a flight of stairs, literally bouncing the entire way down, me: … AND THEN HE DIED

Where was Zubeia, anyway? Postpartum spa day?

Soren really nailing it here

I know exactly enough ASL to see Callum spell “Rayla” and then do “friend”

ix.

Huh, I think Rayla just introduced two recaps in a row?

“transcend the limits of your human form” is usually a bad idea in this kind of context, just saying

I feel like it cannot be overstated how much LotR clearly influenced this initial battle choreography, but y’know what? Fair.

”I got more wind where that came from” is such a tragedy of a missed fart joke opportunity, but someone probably thought it was a mood-killer

Aanya just straight-up shoots a dude to death, demonstrating that she is, in fact, this show’s single biggest badass

Fire damage immunity a questionable trade-off for critical weakness to piercing

”We would have been here earlier, but we had to stop and make these sick battle standards”

Viren just… carries the coins everywhere, then? okay

Ah… of course. I see now what’s happening, here. (tbh it should have been obvious)

… and then he ACTUALLY died, despite there being no stairs involved(?)

Hmmm, Janai and the other Sunfire elves doing the human gesture of respect for the human king

I wonder if Zym will have a voice for s4?

/falls face down on the floor and just lies there