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Here it is😂😂
#let’s chat#sip tea#talk videos#talk heidi klum#talk halloween#talk halloween parties#talk costumes#talk music#videos#heidi klum#halloween costumes#costumes#queen of halloween#let’s get spoooky!!!#juvenile#back that ass up#lmmaaaaaaooooo
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look, hear me out, hot jon ri- [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]
@a-mag-a-day
One thing you should know about me is that i will defend jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute london to my dying bloody breath. Another thing you should know about me is that i can do nuance, i just don't want to a lot of the time.
But. I will, put my... love... for the Jarchivist... to one side. sort of. a little bit. Look, you can't be unbiased, an attempt is all you're gonna get, mate.
But like, let it be known that I have talked extensively about scrutiny on my story, and most of it wasn't "but i love him, so, <3" actually most of it was "headinhands, jon, why"
Like, yk? Why didn't we see this coming, he's an Avatar, he's a monster, it's not making what he's doing better -- obviously -- but like, I feel like it's like... it's like... yk? we knew it in a theoretical way, and then we're like, oh, yeah, he doesn't get protagonist privileges.
I'm just rambling at this point, so, let's get onto the relisten, I guess, and I'll freak out there
ARCHIVIST
The tape recorder.
[SUDDEN INHALATION FROM BASIRA]
BASIRA
Get ready. Any idea what’s coming?
i think it's neat that they're realising that tape recorder on = (rqg pessimistic train driver voice) DOOOOOOM!
ARCHIVIST
No, I… I think…
[Calling out] Excuse me?
Jonathan "I don't think it's me doing it" Sims when he literally calls the guy back, fuck Jon, that's not okay!
SHIPHAND
I don’t know you.
ARCHIVIST
[Archly] But I know you.
[ID: Marina and the Diamonds Smirk Meme /End ID]
look, hear me out-
LIKE OK HRHNR ITS COOL OKAY! IT'S COOL! IT'S AWFUL, BUT IT'S COOL!!
BASIRA
Jon, I’m not sure about this.
ARCHIVIST
I am.
Tell me what happened.
(tim voice) don't do it.
like, jon, jon, no, fuck? what the fuck, jon headinhands, headinfuckinghands
this is the theme of this ramble, okay? just headinhands but also his voice tho-
ARCHIVIST
Whenever you’re ready.
it's so creepy, he's so creepy! that's just like- "whenever you're ready" SPOOOKY!!!! im kicking my legs i just think it's NEAT oKAY
The thing that was grabbing him, trying to reach down his throat and pull him apart… it was a pattern. Diamonds and swirls and colours that seemed to imprint itself upon his skin even as it pushed itself messily into his nose and mouth.
THAT'S SO COOL! I mean, uh, sucks to be him, but that's hnnrhrhnrnh <3333 it's so spooky and weird and I love it.
I followed slowly, unsteadily, but got there just in time to see Salesa throw both him and what looked like a blank rug over the side and into the ocean.
So, the pattern comes from the rug and then... attaches itself to people and/or things? That's neat!
He was drunk for the next two days, and we kept sailing on towards Cape Town.
:D I was so happy when I heard this on my first listen :3 like yay! South Africa is mentioned :3 I'm South African :3
Come to think of it, Floyd might have an Afrikaans accent. Don't quote me on that, I'm not sure, but I think so.
There was a storm over the island. I don’t know where it came from, it can’t have been more than a minute since I’d last looked at it, an-and the skies were completely clear. But now it was covered in lightning, the rolling clouds above it dark and angry.
So, the camera was keeping the island not sinking.
So I jumped ship the next chance I got. And I have tried ever since then to leave those memories behind me.
Would be lovely if someone *cough cough* Jon *cough cough* would let him. He's going to have nightmares about this till Jon dies. Like, poor him. That sucks, like even with Jess, she was leaving it behind, she was getting better and he took that from her. The bastard, christ Jon, you can't just do this to people, you can't just ruin their bloody lives because you're feeling peckish.
ARCHIVIST
[Soothingly] You can go.
FLOYD
Erm… I, I don’t…
ARCHIVIST
Thank you Floyd. You’ve been… very helpful.
FLOYD
C—
ARCHIVIST
It’s alright, Floyd. You just… need a break.
I just like the way he says it, when Jon's being all monster-y, in this episode, sometimes when he's talking to Helen, I think, in MAG 187, and of course in the Crew Retrospective (speaking of, if you have stuff about the crew retrospective, please tag me, I want to see it), it's so suave, and for what. Charisma of 1, unless he's being... evil. I love him, I love that, it's so bloody suave, and charismatic, and smooth. He knows exactly what he's doing, he's in his element. Oh god, he's in his element.
Look, he may be slightly evil, but he's doing it with style, damn.
Like "It's alright, Floyd. You just... need a break" and it's like!!! HMNnn!!! No, Jon! You shouldn't be doing this to people, but also like hnhrhfhhnh so fucking cool!
ARCHIVIST
Yes, Basira, he is. And I am sorry about that. But we needed it.
Anyway you’re the one who wants to be like Gertrude. You think she’d give a damn about a few bad dreams?
BASIRA
No.
ARCHIVIST
No. She got the job done, and didn’t care about the cost.
BASIRA
But I thought you did.
ARCHIVIST
…
I had to know, Basira.
BASIRA
It wasn’t right.
ARCHIVIST
You could have stopped me.…But you wanted to know as well, didn’t you?
Mr. Jarchivist Sims, your flimsy rationalizations are visible from space, you didn't want to be like Gertrude, you don't want to be like Gertrude, good lord, man, just... good lord.
I don't know what to say, I'm shaking this episode vigorously /pos
Ramble over! See y'all tomorrow where I'll be once again setting aside my flimsy belief (not even a belief) that Jonathan Sims did NOTHING WRONG if you ignore everything he did wrong.
End recording.
#tma#the magnus archives#a mag a day#mag 141#jonathan sims#landscaping-your-mind-chapter-one#hot jon rights tho
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If its alright with me asking do you have any random opinions or theories of the walten files? Sometimes I love is how it can be weirdly funny and than expertly turn to scary and depressing. Hope you have a nice day
I’ve been waiting SO long for someone to ask me about the Walten files. Let’s GO!
Okay so, I have a lot of opinions on the series, I really like it. But here’s a few for you. (MILD SPOILERS)
- Jack Walten is my favorite character. Personally I don’t think he’s the villain, a lot of people do since he’s the most mysterious character in the show and we have no idea what happened to him the day he went missing, but he’s been painted as a loving husband and father and I highly doubt that Martin will pull the “he was evil the whole time”- card.
- I love how Felix Kranken is so humanized. He’s still a horrible person, but during episodes 1-2, I was convinced that he was just some one dimensional evil guy who killed Jack or something and wanted to take over the Bon’s Burgers company. Turns out he’s just a pathetic human being with heavy flaws and I can’t even label him as “Evil”, just a bad person.
- I like Fnaf so I’m not going to shit on it, but I will say that OPPOSED to Fnaf, everything seems to happen in this story for a reason, in a more realistic way. Like…yeah there’s still a killer animatronic, but there’s also realistic characters and realistic things going on. I have the feeling that Bon isn’t just killing people for no reason other than “OHHH EVIL ANIMATRONIC SPOOOKY”- I feel like he’s being controlled, he’s still a mystery and we have yet to see how all this started, and I can’t wait.
- I know we’re only three episodes in, but I have to applaud Martin for trying to make the characters human. He himself said that he doesn’t want to base some of the characters around their deaths, he wants to show that they were people with feelings and personalities. I really hope we get to see more of Jack and Rosemary, even Felix outside of his shady shit that’s going on.
- This series in general just made me appreciate analog horror more. Like…I didn’t care much about it until I watched The Walten Files, and now I think it’s a very unique way of storytelling and can genuinely do the job at being terrifying.
And as for theories, I don’t really have any other than thinking that maybe Jack is connected to the Tv. Martin had said that there’s a reason why he makes Jack grey, and I immediately thought back to the text in the tv from episode 1 that said “Let me out of here” like…maybe Jack has some connection to the TV? I’m not saying he’s STUCK in the Tv but….TV’s are black and white at the time and…..so is Jack so….I dunno LMAO.
With all that said, yeah I love this series, I can’t wait for episode 4 like please I need it soon. 😩
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my 3 fav cozy fun halloween watches that you can also watch
Winnie the Pooh, Boo to you too! also on archive .org!
- No stress
- Heartwarming <3
- Tiger's song "I wanna scare myself" always a banger
Probably the first halloween movie kid me ever saw, and still honestly my main go-to one. Visuals? Spoopy. Music? On point. Story? Friends wanting to spend halloween with their bestie no matter what. Piglet? Brave. Tiger? Relatable. Pooh? Wise and full of love. Goffer? Slaying. Eeyore? Zero energy and still trucking. Rabbit? A nervous wreck sobbing over his pumpkin patch. Perfect. We stan.
Hansel and Gretel (1987) also on archive .org!
- Family drama (is resolved)
- catchy music!
- i know some ppl can't stand child actors
- THE DUCK LIVES
- obviously food and eating are big plot points so yeah
Is it a halloween movie? No. Do I care? Not with treats this good looking, music this catchy, vibes this cozy, or a witch this awesome. We've got haunted woods and kids eating sweets and then playing the best trick of all on the witch who wanted to eat THEM- that sounds halloween-y enough to me! Plus the witch's reveal is legit creepy. Make sure you have snacks for this one. Also, if realistic family drama due to the trauma of poverty isn't your thing, skip to after the kids run into the woods.
Shelly Dvuall’s America’s Tall Tales And Legends: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow also on archive .org!
- Low stress
- Comedy as heck
- literally feels like someone telling you a ghost story
- AAAAAAAACTING!!!!!
- there is a spider during the picnic scene
THE CLASSIC! THE OG! MY FAV!!!! This was THE hallween movie to me as a kid- and now i completely get why! It's like watching a stage play where everyone LOVED every scene they were in- the vibes are spoooooky sometimes in an adorably camp way, and then charming and cozy the next! It has so much fun- there are so many lines that are memes to me- like ichabod THROWING himself into bed with "And if I......DIE... before I wake.... BRINGMEBACKTOLIFE!" and Katerina's eyerolling "....assuming I know the horse-" (it makes sense in context i swear) and and and the FUN of seeing Brom Bones 'crushing' a tankered angrily, acting out the strain of it, when you can clearly tell the prop is like, maybe the strength of a soda pop can XD.... But the best part is the stinger ending. How this whole story is ended with the sudden reveal of the REAL headless horseman (maybe?) and how THAT terrifying image is the last thing it leaves the watching kids with- it feels like that last jump scare at the end of a campfire ghost story, the hand reaching out to grab you for one final scream, and I love it. I love this whole thing so much.
Now.
If you DO want something spookier, but only in the atmospheric sense....
Whistle and I'll Come to You, also on archive .org
- Slow building stress
- Paranoia fuel
- There is no way the main character is neurotypical (relatable)
- a bedsheet ghost!!!!! YAY!
- a few audio startlements but otherwise all gradual scares
So this is based off a short story by an old not cool dead guy. It's about finding something in a grave and not heeding the warning label. I read the story years ago and was very pleased by the bedsheet ghost, the idea of feeling like Something Is Coming, and I can say that this adaption is... different, but does very good on setting up the vibes up until the ending. I'm bit let down by how the final bedsheet ghost turned out, and abrupt cut off to the story, but the vibes up till then is really fun to sink into. Some of the cinematography does a good job of making me aware of empty space, the feeling that Something I Can't See might also be in the frame. Spoooky.
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Okay so I finished episode 9 and my brain won’t relax so let me throw my thoughts down
Spoilers below
- the dedication was the best thing ever and bless you Sofia for having Johnny in a completely monotone voice go nooooooooooo
- Sam at what point in time have those ever been normal questions to ask anyone?
-you work in the spooky place listen to spooky stories catalog said spoooky stories and now a mysterious office that may or may not exist but most definitely does since THEY SENT YOU THE PAPERWORK!!! Is asking for your trauma…. And blood info sir you can’t be this dumb come on
- and then you admit you feel compelled to answer…. So you’re giving the actual truth? You’re not even LYING!!!!
- then Freddie or Jon goes into this weeks story which honestly popped me and I had to message the bestie whose into table top games and d&d cause I love sending her post and reels about it and learning more about that world and their campaigns and stuff. So yeah this story was great but still for someone not in any games if my own I still could completely follow what was happening.
- stay away from exes got damn (Alice and Sam shoulda both heard this one)
- even knowing what would happen giving the dove away my boy still wanted to throw them one last time Smdh and we’ll never know how bad that was. Prob something anticlimactic like a heart attack since I’m sure there was some protection on the institute if the eye doesn’t exist in that form here
- Lena and Gwen is it weird I ship them in a hateful way? Like they hate each other or at least Gwen hates Lena Lena’s probably indifferent to her but yeah. Shipper gonna ship
- we got a bonzo ref!!!
- soooo what the hell is Gwen’s new job? Like she’s giving this guy paper work but she has to like catalogue his reaction and whatever he says. Will this be more compelling paperwork like what sams doing? And what are we trying to traumatize bonzo? What did he do?
- teddy do not come back here
- Alice!!!!!!!! I’m sorry but if this story taught me anything is to stay away from exes cause now look at your ass being pulled into this field trip of horrors. Sam gonna get you killed
I’m sure I’m missing things I need a nap maybe more coffee but yeah these are my first round of thoughts
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SPOOOKY MONTH ASKS!
Hiya, fellow mortal!
What do you think the hello puppets characters would dress up as Halloween? If there was a costume contest who would win and why?
My bets are on Rosco jdjdjddj
HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH!
Imma bug the whole Culteeman with spooky month asks/hj
Daisy would dress up as pumpkin, cupcake etc. She is the girl with the adorable costumes! She would stand personally in front of the studio and give out king sized candys. She is a blessing!
The monopoly man wouldn't dress up BUT he would get himself a dramatic cloak and perform magic tricks.
And now to the pure essence of drama.
The theater kid we all know and love (or hate everyone has their own opinions(yours is wrong then btw))
The man himself... NICK NACK
Halloween is the one time in the year(excluding carnival) where it is socially acceptable to be in costume and in character the whole day(or month) and let your inner theater kid out. And trust me when I say that nick ain't going to be passing up on that opportunity! He will go and be the best interpretation of the phantom of the opera you will ever see and let the world be breathless with a magnificent musical number everyday for the whole month!
And Riley doesn't dress up at all.Not because she doesn't want to, it's because all the hallowen budget goes to decorations, definetly fake blood and rosco! The studio is a fricking light show and rosco wins every costume party. The only times when Riley dresses up is when she wants to bring nick down from his high horse and wins a costume contest with rosco against him.
Scout wants the full hallowen experience! She made a ton of costumes which she sometimes combines. That way she can wear a different costume every day (one of her Halloween activity is throwing eggs and tp at Riley) . But she would stay away from the bloody costumes, even the fake blood is too much for her.
In the end I think that the cast actually likes halloween because
1.new host delivery
2.the one or the other rebellious puppet gets to sneak out and have a break from the actual horrors and just experience the fake ones
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i zoned out thru most of 'smile' bc i was having my cool breakdown but i rly dont feel like i missed out on a lot whatsoever. the mirror i got had hangul subtitled baked in which was a little distracting but it beats the camrip i was about to watch last week
quick review and spoilers for a 5/10 horror movie
tl;dr if ur gonna watch something that has a Very Long Woman in it and ends with an old song just watch barbarian instead
suicide being a driving factor in horror never really squicks me out but they did go hard on the sound design in this film, esp since it starts with a girl slicing her face and neck (ineffective method starting on her cheek, too much room for error) to kill herself. the blood was very watery
can't believe in the year of our lord 2022 that "is she just CRAAAZYYY? NO ONE believes her!!!" was the main struggle
mild points for having mentally ill characters that weren't outright demonized, but damn that bar is low!!
the reverse deborah loganing at the end was a little freaky, but i think they should have had her cheeks tear as long as the big guy was unhinging her jaw so much. anyway *crawls in ur mouth but is like 12 ft tall*
they really were restrained with the body horror overall, i wish they'd gone a bit harder on it, especially since the jumpscares were pretty lame
the entity's design was pretty cool, i wish we had gotten to see more of it instead of normal people going >:) every 20 minutes or so
it takes the form of her mom and then she got Long. then tears off her face and u see the Big Man in action.
the fact that there was an "it was a DREEEAM" fakeout 3/4ths of the way in actually got me, i was about to be super pissed at the main character for stabbing one of her patients. during this scene the entity tears off its face for the first time but it's just a normal human skinless face beneath
the mom's suicide traumatizing the main character is like, yeah. duh. obviously that would scar a kid. but the thing is that the big guy is a really sloppy metaphor for trauma because OOOO you cant get rid of it but u can always. like. traumatize other people??? i guess? like. ok
it's not like it's supposed to be a deep avant-garde a24 horror flick or anything but they go out of their way to talk about it and use therapy lingo all throughout, so it was worth mentioning they did so poorly. not even in an offensive way either
the credit sequence rolls with "lollipop" for no reason other than they rly said "let's use a SpOoOky old song ooooo"
uhhh then it ends with her passing on the curse because of course it does
serviceable, good for people just past entry-level who might not have a ton of experience with horror
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Who's This? Who's This? In Twisted Wonderland, What's This? I Think They're Not From Around.
(I had this pop into my head, it's just something fun lol)
Waking up in a coffin with a fiery cat, and I mean that literally, banging on your coffin is Not what you call a good wake-up call. Then again, feeling around and bumping into horns which strangely enough are on your head, is a close second in strange events.
Actually, where are you? Forget the horns and tiny flaming gremlin cat where the Heck are you? While pondering the weirdness of your situation, someone opened your casket.
. . . I'm sorry. . . Is a massive, , , Bird? Talking to you? Okay, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
"You're late! You have to get going or you'll miss the entrance ceremony!! Here I'll show you the way. Aren't I the most benevolent being in twisted wonderland? You may hold your praise of me until after the ceremony."
This day just keeps getting more and more unreal. . .
Finally, you and the large birdman apparently named Crowley, arrived at the Hall of Mirrors as Crowley called it.
The Entire Room turned to watch your arrival. Spiking your anxiety doesn't even begin to describe you at the moment. Well, this is fun. . . Said no one with anxiety ever.
"Well, go on! What are you waiting for? Walk in front of the Dark Mirror and see where you belong."
You slowly dragged your feet towards the mirror and saw your reflection in the glass. Somehow, you have two blue horns that curl around your head and snow-white hair. With pale skin and sea-blue eyes, you're more snow-white than Snow White herself. Before you could inspect your new appearance anymore, a large face appeared in the glass blocking your own reflection.
" . . . "
" . . . "
As you and the mirror stared each other down, everyone in the room watched on in interest.
"I cannot place this one. They do not belong here. "
"I'm sorry, what?" Is all you heard from Crowley behind you before the entire room started whispering to each other. Shoving you out of the way Crowley moved in front of the mirror.
"What do you mean they don't belong here?! They were brought by the Black Carriage just like everyone else! They were in one of the arrival caskets! What is the meaning of this!"
Walking forward you stood beside Crowley as the mirror turned to look at you.
"They are not of this world. They do not come from Twisted Wonderland." The Dark Mirror said. You let out a giggle,
"Well, of course! I could have told you that." Still chuckling you turned to see a very ruffled Crowley as he stared at you.
"Where are you from then?!" He asked rather loudly.
You opened your mouth, only to shut it again. Where are you from? Up till now, everything was so crazy that, you didn't even realize you didn't know where you came from, who your family is, or where you were born, you remember nothing. Who Are You?
"I don't know. . ."
OOOOOOOO, Spoooky!! Yeah, I just whipped this up from an idea I had. Hope you guys like it!! :3
#plot twist#twisted wonderland#twisted series#twst nrc#twisted wonderland nrc#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland fanfic#wip stuff#twist wip#new fanfic
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Ayo peeps, i haven't been postin' due to irl things but now i'm here with another oc show and tell!
This is Whither(similar to the word Wither ofc) he is an odd statue in the Dark Deception fandom which unlike the rest of the golden statues, Whither is actually made of bones and held together in bandage wrappings.
The method of monster mechanics is that he waits until the mortal gets to the maze zone of the realm and if they come into a dead end he unearths himself and grabs them, little to none for the mortal they become infected with an unknown sickness thanks to Whither if they manage to escape him.
Now onto looks!(faaav) Whither looks a bit weird from the others, gloom dark and dead looking, he used clothes from the mortals that end up dead and used ink to die some of them while on the pale white side was bleached because of his magic. Also(yeeees love dis part) the tail holds an important yet secret method to making it easier for mortal capture(i should have added this in the previous paragraph but i'm lazy.)but i can say this it is that it's made of a sturdy material stronger than bone and the "light bulb" is made of a thin layer of cartilage(i'ma stop there cuz its spoooky).
then the wings and "scarves" to start off with he can't hide them at least for a few hours so to avoid standing out as much as he already does just by a glance he tightly closes them to look like he's wearing a feathered cloak(Myes totally incognito), now the "scarves" Since his actual hands(claws) are dangerous they pose as his second pair of hands which they could also inflict the same abilities but with more versatile measures(they are so fricken lonk).
And now the facial features(nobodeh cares but it's adorabs trust meh), he can do expressions though rumors amongst watchers is that he is mute or can't express like the rest. Although it is possible to muster up some emotion yet Whither relies solely on body language(He knows sign language from a certain someone!)
Funfacts(Yaay Trivia!)
•He doesn't know any music but he remembers spooky scary skeletons.
•This character was an idea by a friend of mine in a chat and it inspired me so much that i made it become real.
•He can't say anything but could magically make sounds of everyday objects or people!(parrot).
•Whither isn't to be approached but if a mortal does he'll stalk them until they feel uneasy.
•There was an idea where he would use a scythe like the grim reaper then I thought that would be cliche, but then a new idea hit me that he can use twin sickles(like the wolf) then use a scythe in frenzy mode so everybody's happy.
•Whither is known as a Bone statue, but there are other titles like Grim Watcher or Reaper Statue because his presence makes lively things(like flowers and birds) wither away.
•Only has one eye light on his left, if he wants the right one to light up he has to use up more of his magic(though he never tries)
•The mask he would wear sometimes was given to him by a few "friends" and it's to hide the scars.
Aaand that was a mouth full for me and sorry for the monologue, idk why but this oc grabs my attention and i just have to let loose(plus htf can you be obsessed with an oc you made yourself?) But anywho may this post grab your interest and i hope i can post more in the future, May the father of understanding guide us.(AC Ref)
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╔═.✾. ═ LOG *** : Shego | cisfemale , she/her | 28 years old.
Just spotted SHEGO around town. Our records show that they remember [everything] from their source : kim possible (disney). They were first spotted in december 2021 and our best guess is that their last memory is a glimpse of herself in the mirror as she walks out of the room, knowing that this time, she won. Archivists watching them state that they still have the not your baby, manicurerd nails tapping on the countertop, raised eyebrows lacing your tongue with poison aesthetics vibe about them.
━ from Armes E. Sallow’s personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝
↳・゜ana de armas .
↳・゜pita (she/her). 25+. cest.
↳・゜When Shego came to Sallow Hills, she was overdue a fresh start. Without the sign of any red-headed, meddling heroes, or her former “boss”, she figures this place is as good as any place to figure out who she wants to be, and how she wants to do it. She’s been living her for a few months now, taking her time to settle into life here. At least it’s never boring at Sallow Hills. For a living, she’s a part-time bartender at The Drowned Prince, and part time as quite possibly the meanest personal trainer at Brân’s - but she does get results.
↳・゜interview. ━━━ transcribed on : 2 february 2022.
If you sit, you drink. Paying customers only.
ARMES: You asked me to come here, Shego, for your interview re-
Don't care. Rules. Drink. What are you having, and don't waste my time.
ARMES: Water, please.
[There's a faint sound of a heavy sigh, followed by some rustling about, a glass filling before it's placed heavily onto the counter.]
Get on with it, then. And that'll be two fifty.
ARMES: Can you tell me your name and where you are from?
Shego. Does it really matter where I came from? I'm not going back.
ARMES: It's important for the record that -
Fine. Let's just say America. I've been all over.
ARMES: And what is the last thing you remember from your home?
[She scoffs.] Home? What home? You know, your questions are as good as a rubber duck in your chicken casserole. Anyway, to answer the question you didn't ask. I remember walking out of that "evil lair", or whatever tacky name you wanna call it, after destroying everything. It's kinda funny, if you spend enough time around someone, you can sooo easily figure out how to destroy it all with the push of a button. Drakken didn't know what he had coming, but he totally deserved it. After all those years? Yeah, it was about fucking time I won.
ARMES: I ask this because we have a history of memory loss in town. do you feel as though you have any blanks in your memories?
Nope. Next question.
ARMES: how long have you been in town?
Few months.
ARMES: and are you feeling settled? have you found a job?
[There's a pause, Armes notes that Shego raised both eyebrows in an exhasparated expression.]
Did you not look when you entered this place, or? Yeah, duh. I'm working, both here, at the WHITE RABBIT, for your records, and I'm a trainer at the gym. Don't come see me there, you wouldn't be able to take it.
ARMES: What, do you think, was the strangest thing you saw before arriving in this town?
I dunno. Crime-fighiting teenagers who somehow has favours all over the world, and still get straight A's?
ARMES: Do you believe in the supernatural or mythical?
Hah, what, like it's something spoooky and myterious? Right, you were almost funny there.
ARMES: What kind of traits would your friends or family give you?
You'd have to ask them, wouldn't you? Or ask yourself, I'm sure that talking to you gives you a picture. Everyone does that, make their impressions based of what they want me to be. Frankly, I don't give a shit about what you think of me.
ARMES: is there anything else you would like to say?
Yeah, there is.
ARMES: And what is that?
Goodbye. And don't forget to leave a tip.
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Shego is one of the antagonists from the Disney show Kim Possible. She's seen working under Kim's arch nemesis, Dr. Drakken, although, it doesn't seem like Shego's too pleased about her previous situation. We know that she is very dangerous individual, but for now, she doesn't seem interested in any evil, scheming plans. Of course, there is no way of telling if she is up to anything - she stuck with Dr. Drakken for far longer than she needed to, and there has to be a reason for that.
It's hard to tell if she's content with her life or not. In fact, it's hard to tell anything about her, other than the fact that she doesn't seem very keen on talking. She seems to be doing fairly well in both of her new jobs, although she is in no way nice or friendly. It's notable that she seems particularily hostile towards men.
Shego is a wildcard, and worth keeping a close eye on. We know that she's smart, and it seems very likely that she'll try to get her hands on any kind of information, although, she might not be obvious about her attempts.
Danger rating: Hard to determine exactly, 8-9/10.
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Pokemon Legends Arceus: in for a pokepenny in for a pokepound
listen. it took me a while to start this game but now i'm in and hooked. if anyone has an unused garchomp outfit code pleaase contact, i waaaaant it--
i seem to recall im up against lilligant next so i should proooobably shove every candy i have down my Quilava's throat
currently eating a samosa for breakfast ftr
love samosas
should probably also use my grit dusts and things? i have never understood EVs but man i'm sick of getting one and two shotted constantly
read an unhelpful guide that was mostly about getting grit....oh well time to just grab some and use it
ohhhh i see. okay.
hisuian typhlosion! this ought to help me with lilligant. especially with gritted up stats....i hope
fire/ghost.....oooooh
....this doesn't look like the direction i went before? there are bees here
that's lake valor i DEFINITELY went the wrong way
aaaaaa alpha roserade
AAAAAAA ALPHA HONCHKROW
had to have wyrdeer jump off a cliff to get away now let's wait out the night and head back
hang on gotta have hair care talk with someone to save a life
(for the record? i have a shitton of hair)
okay i finally found how to get to adaman
fuck that was rough
calaba is such a sweet old lady now
volo is SO much
village time again
does some sidequests
and time to get my next star!!!
oh thank FUCK new hairstyle options
don't like that foreshadowing about needing to prove my intentions beyond impugning tho
considering i'm probably gradually getting increasingly possessed by evil spirits
UH OKAY YES SIR PRELUE BEACH SIR
also d'aww kamado said we're all family
new npc squad!!!
really don't like whatever kamado is hinting at
oh time to talk to everyone again
ooooh i probably get to go somewhere new soon...
ginter reminds me of volkner but is not clearly his ancestor so who IS he
currently frustrated by the available hairstyles....none of them are cute enough for me! or if they are they're not long enough!!! or they don't allow hats!!!!
....i will need to catch a second croagunk for my own purposes but yes peselle you may have this one
yes! going somewhere new!!!
ooooh SPOOOKY
lian......oh no i feel for palina already
he's also here to tell me rocks re important
shoves them down my starter's throat.
mmmmm i have requests to do, and a croagunk to recatch.....but i want the new area!!!
oh that was a different melody than usual!
oh, fight
easyyyy
ooh. palina and irida are girlfriends.
which sorta sucks bc i wanted to be girlfriends with irida
maybe they'll be open to sharing
im gettig etter at finding lost satchels!
OKY i have finally gotten to the end of the cape.....dang the volcano. why is this game so pretty?
oh now she's familiar too. another ancestor?
GROWLITHE. BABY.
PROTECC
takes nother stab at a time space distortion, once AGAIN they seem to only appear when i'm low on satchel space...
i think i got all the items that time
volo again???
more details about this ancient hero! collected plates, battled Sinnoh, did the thing before even the Diamond and Peaarl Clans came to Hisui....ten pokemon pals
time to talk to Iscan! ...if there's no Nobles on the Coastlands because Arcanine died, then why is Iscan here?
.....he's asking if he's done something to warrant my visit and i immediately can't remember why i'm here
oh yeah, basculegion
protecc iscan too
ooh! new camp sidequest! yes please!
god there's so many aggro pokemon here
found the wrecked ships! ...this area isn't so spooky right now so i should set up the camp,,,
annnd before i do that it ends up nighttime because i explore the fingers
god wyrdeer is a godsend
augh i see the dusclops i just keep getting ganged up on and it's nearly dawn
i have no idea where to find the guy
aha! going into THIS distortion with a near-empty satchel!
fuck why is everything still made of murder
okay i caught the dusclops
and that's the new camp!
....wait are palina and iscan secret dating
palinaaaaa how u gonna do this to irida!!!
okay this is really sweet actually
and i can see comparisons between traumatized growlithe and shy iskan so like, see! the pup can do it! when he's ready
oh hey it's the bandits
....ladies. that's not.........that one's not the heir........
miserably hot. so they're camping where i'm going anyway.
FUCK YEAH SURF
waity these are hisuian qwilfish what type are they
not....water? they're poison and something else aaaaaa
im doing p good at collecting wisps here
ANOTHER distortion? i'm skipping it this time
oh fuck GYARADOS
holt shit i beat an alpha gyarados that had 21 levels on me
a bit of exploring later and i have set food on Firespit Island
i...guess this is probably Stark Mountain later?
....why is my goddamn satchel always full by the time i get ANYWHERE
and there isn't a fast travel thingy here (yet? there IS an arena)
also i have been keeping my eyes skyward and still not seen the B....but I also couldn't find the N at the horns in the sea
i'll track them all down eventually
abomasnow this time. hm. what do i have that can deal effectively with that....oh right, my beefed up starter! and now toxicroak....okay....uhhh what's good against you.. Staraptor!
oh and now Gengar, in which I think I need to rely on Luxray's bite...wait, first is rhyhorn. Fuck all I have is Spheal and Budew.
that thing took out both of them and staraptor and i forget what's coming next...okay good it's the gengar
AHH IT'S PUBBY. GOODEST PUBBY,
oh snap BIGGER GOOD BOY
OH FUCK
um, no, charm, nothing was going as you wanted
OKAY LET ME HEAL FIRST
hmmm maybe i should evolve spheal....
....hm. i really need more grit. lots more. it did wonders for typhlosion, but i really gotta beef up sealeo.... i'm so FUCKING SICK of EVERYTHING killing my pokemon in one or two hits
pokemon respawn really damn fast here
but also everything here drops grit
continues the grind and does a minigame and finds and unown and continues the grind and finds another unown and hunts down materials to catch it
i'm so close to a walrein...
WALREIN TIME. then healing up, then we do the thing!
and then i died
twice
holy fuck this bastard is cheating
finally
oh yeah wasn't there supposed to be a ghost here
i feel like palina just gave irida away to me
okay time to report in on this immense adventure
goes back with an even 100 tasks to report- oh it stops counting at 99 so i just have "holy shitfuck why so many". caught 38 pokemon.
wait holy fuck is that ingo? just straight up actual ingo??? his coat's all raggedy...
he's wearing a Pearl Clan thing under it though?
coronet highlands next..!
.............yo who the eff is this
wow, mean
god adaman's so progressive and supportive like all the time
holy fuck he really is just. ingo???? ingo buddy did you get isekai'd too
OH NO HE DID. AND HE'S AMNESIAC TO BOOT.....
okay. Sneasler. Sneasel? ice types....and i'll wanna bring something to deal with Electrode......i think Typhlosion's gonna carry me?
anyway first i'm gonna go back to survey some places i couldn't before
gathering some satchels, catching some unown, you know
holy shit i see a gyarados flying around up there
i....would very much like to know how i am to scale this waterfall
back to town for the moment i think i've got most of what i want from the fieldlands for now
accidentally finds wanda in the process of exploring. hello ma'am i completely forgot i was supposed to find you.
damn this game IS full of shinies
doodedoo explorin', unown, etc
let's report findings and hopefully get us a new star...then, new area!
im gonna have to track wanda down again somewhere else huh
ooooh manaphy is in this game....!
got distracted for a bit, super spacey rn
.........probably because all i've eaten today was that samosa and that was more than 12 hours ago,
okay i shoved cereal in my mouth let's gooooo
bitchy warden wants to fight
she's insane
it really is just ingo.....and he barely remembers emmet.....
i have feelings
melli is a huge brat and i wAnt to punch her
aaaaand im nearly to the next objective but am tiring out. tomorrow!
#rftguyi#INGO#letty plays shit#pokemon legends arceus#letty plays pokemon legends arceus#long one tonight#samosas are heaven#makes noises about ingoooo
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It’s SPOOKY SZN!!!
#let’s chat#sip tea#talk spooky szn#talk videos#talk halloween#talk edits#spooky szn#halloween#let’s get spoooky!!!#videos#edits#credit to creator#lmaaaaaaooooo#spice#music#not patting the pum pum!
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hehe okay now that we’re kind of winding down here i think i can talk about deltarune… that was really cute i loved all the new characters n the existing ones developments. berdly’s theme absolutely slaps i think that one was my fav besides the obvious.
im getting sent to the pit for thinking berdly had the best character development here but i know like 6 Guys who act the exact same “i’m only considered smart because i talk over others and the people who know me have only been able to stand me for so long because i’m chivalrous to an annoying extreme” falling in love with a girl after she makes one singular video game reference is so in character… noelle should have beat the shit out of him more though .
i looove susie i adore susie. susie my beloved <3 shes got a mean sense of humor but she cares. so much… when she stood up for kris at the end of the chapter near the spoooky gaster door i almost cried. her and noelle are too cute together that ferris wheel scene w/you trying to give susie advice at the beginning was adorable. i liked noelle too ^_^ when she said she didnt even know if kris was her friend it broke my heart but if she isn’t the most rational girl in this whole damn game…
i love the queens dialogue i love the setting the mice were cute let’s see.. oh!! the minigame being used both in the queen’s into and at the end was a nice touch i loved that final battle *does a little twirl* okay ending time
i um. okay kris coming back from fucking around in the woods and slashing tires when they heard the mention of pie was nice… i love toriel and susie you can tell they just dont know how to interact but are making the best of it. but wtf was that though 🤨 if uncontrolled kris is the knight the queen and king would have recognized them right?? like the knight is mentioned as if they’ve very much talked face to face with both of them at length. i think slashing the tires was pretty in character (both of the adventures had begun with getting in the car, kris probably just doesn’t want to go to school so they don’t keep getting controlled)
but hmm that dark fountain shit. craaazy.. wacky . bonkers. im probably just not getting something here… if kris wants more dark fountains and the premise of the story is that we keep taking control to clean up their mess what was the point of slashing the tires?? it just more spoooky gaster shit. is kris being double controlled :contemplative: anyways i support nonbinary kids killing and doing evil shit any day. but poor susie… i just want to be a good friend :( can you do the dark fountain shit later kris. kris.
anywheys that was pretty good ^^ just some kids having a good time with a few silly little plot twists. nothing groundbreaking but its very fun… i think thats the most important thing. yayayy yippee im excited to see wtf that tv boss will look like next game.
#dr spoilers#deltarune spoilers#embers#ok this is very long. but if u wanted to hear my thoughts *spins* here they are :3
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I Need a Hero to Take Me Home
Summary: Drunk you forgets how to climb stairs and calls a certain hero for help.
Word Count: 1,104
A/N: So...this randomly popped into my head as I was walking up some stairs and just seriously over analyzing the whole process. Thank you @gemstoneconstellations for helping me with the drunk speak and title (as usual); I suck at those.
Bakugo walked into his apartment, tossing his keys onto the kitchen table as he made his way to his bedroom. He didn’t even bother turning on the lights; he was too exhausted for that. There had been an emergency rescue mission and he was one of the heroes on-call tonight. He hadn’t expected it to take so long though…
Reaching the edge of his bed, he glanced between it and the door to his bathroom. He really should take a shower, he was still sticky with sweat from the mission...but he really wanted to climb into his bed…
With a groan, Bakugo headed to the shower, stripping as he did; he’d rather take it now and sleep longer than have to worry about it in the morning. Once in, he was really glad he did; the hot water soothed his sore muscles.
Finally in his bed, Bakugo was drifting into the long-awaited sleep...but he had barely closed his eyes when his fucking phone started vibrating.
Fuuuuck...don’t tell him there was another emergency. Picking up the phone off his nightstand, he squinted at the bright screen. He grew confused at the sight of your name on the screen.
Slightly irritated, he gruffly answered. “The fuck you calling me for? You know what time it is?”
“Bakugoooooo, you answord! I didn’t….didn’t think you’d pick upppa! But you did! I kneeew you would. Uuuuh, it’ssss mmmm...night timmmmmuh? It’s dark and spoooky, soooo, yeah. It’ssa night time, yup. Anywhosies, I needs help…,” he heard your voice on the other end, sounding cheerful but kind of...childish?
He leaned back to glance at the screen. “What the fuck do you need help with at two in the fucking morning?”
“I can’t, I can’t remember how to do it.” He could hear the pout in your voice.
“Do what?”
“To climb stairs! Do you know how to climb stairs?” you whispered.
“Haaaah?!”
“There-there’s just too much! How do our legs know what to do? They just start going and, uh, POOF! You’re at the top! Buuuuuuut my legs forgot...I can’t get to my apartment. Help me?
Bakugo was silent for several moments but then his sleepy and sluggish mind finally put two and two together. “You’re fucking drunk, aren’t you?”
“Maaaaaaybe! And I need helpppppp! The stairs are hard!”
However, before he could form a response to that, another realization hit him and he shot up in his bed. “Are you by you’re fucking self?”
“Uhhhhh...yes! I wanted to go home, so I did—”
Bakugo wasn’t listening anymore. He was now scrambling around his room, looking for a pair of pants and his sweater. What fucking idiot had let you wander around drunk by yourself?
“___, don’t fucking move, I’m coming.”
He heard you gasp on the other end. “You coming overrr? I neeed to clean the howse, I don’t want you to see all that messss...wait...I can’t get up the stairrrrrs…”
Practically ripping his door off its hinges, Bakugo sprinted out of his apartment, muttering to himself the whole way. Some extra was gonna die for this.
~
You were sitting at the base of the building when he got to you, using the wall as support. As soon as you caught sight of him, you threw your arms in the air and happily yelled, “Bakugooooo!”
Without a word, he grabbed hold of you, flung you over his shoulder, and started walking up the stairs.
“Whoaaaa, how’s ya do that? You need to teach me when I'm sober. You’re magic!” you said from his shoulder, sounding genuinely impressed.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” he growled. “How much did you have to drink?”
“Uh...a lot? To both questions?”
“No fucking shit. Give me your damn keys.”
Once inside your apartment, he carried you to your couch and set you down. “Stay.”
You nodded, a stupid smile on your face but doing as you were told. “Yess, shur.”
Going into your kitchen, Bakugo started searching for something to feed you and a glass to give you water. As he did, he started rambling a lecture at you. “What the fuck do you think you were doing, walking home drunk by yourself, huh? Who was with you? I fucking want names. I’m going to teach those motherfuckers a lesson—”
“I didn’t think you cared so much, Bakugo. But I knew you did.” Bakugo was stopped mid-rant by your statement and he looked over at you, speechless. You still had that stupid smile on your face.
Until you were leaning over the side of the couch, retching into the small waste bin there. Bakugo ran to you, cursing the whole time as he held your hair while you continued to throw up.
“Of course I fucking care, you idiot,” he muttered under his breath, brushing a strand from your face.
After that, he helped you to the bathroom so you could wash up and grabbed some clean clothes from your room. You ended up throwing up a couple more times but managed to make it into the toilet.
Once you were clean, Bakugo guided you to your bed, placing another waste bin next to you just in case. Then he headed back to the kitchen to grab the snack and water.
He made you nibble on a couple of crackers and drink about three glasses of water before letting you lie down. Once it looked like you were falling asleep, he stood up to go clean the mess you’d left in the living room, deciding he would sleep on your couch tonight. But before he could turn to go, he felt you grab at his pants.
“Where you going?” you mumbled sleepily.
“Gonna go sleep on the couch,” he replied gruffly.
“Can you stay?”
“I am stay—”
“Noooo, stay here,” you pouted. “With me.” Your grip on his pants grew tighter.
“You...you want me to sleep in the fucking bed with you?”
Your eyes closing again as you drifted to sleep, you managed to nod slightly and moved to make room for him. With a sigh, he climbed in.
“You’re an idiot,” he whispered softly. You just smiled in your sleep and snuggled closer to him.
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A/N2: Apparently drunk me has said Anywhosies🤷🏽♀️😆
#bnha#bnha fanfiction#boku no hero fanfic#boku no hero academia#boku no hero#boku no hero imagines#my hero academia#my hero imagines#mha#bakugou katsuki#bakugo katsuki#bakugou x reader#bakugo x reader#reader#drunk#drunk reader#stairs are hard
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Interview! Part 2!
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Okay i will not pull up... Problematic topics so let's get people nice content!
Aiden: Appreciate it.
Alright! Let's go! So pretty boi what your favourite holiday? Soon Halloween after all.
Aiden: Actually it's my favourite holiday. I love dress up like vampire or *laughs* muggle witch and go trick-or-treating. It's fun. And sometimes i just turn into a cat and do a little pranks. After all it's gonna be spoooky~ season. Also i enjoy a New Year. When I get home from Hogwarts so i spend it sitting by a window with some tea. And feeling how old year slowly says his goodbyes. And people happy roar from distance? Magnificent.
So you enjoy spooky Halloween and your moody New year. Can i ask you what your least favourite holiday and what about Valentine Day?
Aiden: It's Christmas. I can't ignore magic of this holiday but for me... Well. Just a another day of lasting year. And most actually thinks i don't like Valentine's Day. You know. Because it's my birthday. But no. I don't spend my birthday like something special. Simple. So Valentine's Day it is Valentine's Day.
Alright! You says last time you help Hagrid with magical creatures. Wanna tell who your favourite guy or gal?
Aiden: I have couple "favourite" but most of them it's favour for Hagrid. I don't enjoy lying him but he so loving and gentle i just can't say no. But that don't answering the question. Anyway it's Porlock. I name them Buddy sweetheart really. Also i have kappa friend named Sera. He help me with meditation. Not like Orion but i appreciate it. Acromantula i named Lula. Beautiful young woman. A little deadly but we all not perfect. One day i maybe befriend Manticore...
Interesting! So you say about "meditation"? That you hobby?
Aiden: Yes and no. Sometimes i have... Hm. "Problems". It's help me relax and think straight. Before it was necessary. Now? Really enjoying. Ofc that only my hobby. I play Quidditch on Beater position. Even though it's a lot of pressure and people on stadium i really adoring moments team play. And then i kick Bludger in opposite Seeker. Sorry Hufflepuff Seeker. Carried away. Also be in "form" for games. You know be strong enough. Give your body nice shape. And of course clubs! Dragon more of anything else. Just activities closer to me. Except dueling.
Hm. I dodge that. So what about your favourite Hogwarts houses? It's that Slytherin?
Aiden: No. I happy be with my best friend Rowan but Merula gives me hell almost all time like ten years old. But it's fair. After all i *frows* pure-blooded. And... Well. I know price of determination. Another's head... But anyway. My favourite - Hufflepuff. Penny. Chiara. Diego. They wonderful and worthy house members. Also race for points is *@&#& it's just encourage idiotic rivalry between houses. It's suppose to be friendly but don't.
Wow wow wow. Okay. I guess we over today! Thank you for reading this! Last words Aiden?
Aiden: I wanna show my gratitude for ten followers. That not a lot for big blogs but for me it's important people. And thank you that three who always like my post. You are awesome. Goodbye. Until next time.
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2019 fic round-up
All my fic from 2019
First Initiative - 7k, JayTim. Against his better judgement (well, okay, not really), Jason allows his boyfriend to join the peewee game. Also, relationship stuff—getting to know each other, finding out likes and dislikes, learning about someone's entire secret life... that sort of thing. (Part 2 of Tales from the House of Mau.)
The Stable Master & the Diplomat - 12k, JayTim. In which Jason is the royal stable master and Tim is a draconic ambassador and there are shenanigans.
A Lonely Place for Living - 2k, gen. Batman needs a Robin. Bruce Wayne needs his son. Tim Drake needs... he needs...
Three Birds in Flight - 7k, JayTimKon. Not!fic for the sad soulmate triad Jason/Tim/Kon AOB AU I will never actually write!
Natural 20 - 19k, JayTim. Jason eats the egg, what happens after is positively magical (the sex is pretty good too). Of course, it's not all fun and games—apparently it can be very difficult to shuck off a toxic ex when they know magic. (Part 3 of Tales from the House of Mau.)
Stat Roll - 1k, JayTim. Free Comic Book Day can be a bit of a madhouse at Knight & Page. Luckily, Jason has friends who are more than willing to help him out. (Part 4 of Tales from the House of Mau.)
on vast scales - 400, JayTim. Short SPACE!mer ficlet for MerMay.
Emotional Support Trashfish - 5k, gen. Pokémon AU! When Tim finally took the plunge and brought home a pokémon of his own, none of his family understood. It could be because they didn't see the benefits of such an excellent companion, or it might just be that they lack the insight into the tricky workings of Tim's mind. (Written with the Social Isolation Gang.)
Good Boys - 7k, JayTim. A dog, two aces, and lots of cuddles. (Written with the Social Isolation Gang.)
Mark of the Jinni - 7k, JayTim. Tim frowns, hand cupping Jason's cheek as he appears to study the other boy's face. "Just because there are others doing worse doesn't mean you don't deserve better." (Chapter 2.)
May Light Shine Long and Steady - 8k, JayTim. Tim's life is in a downward spiral and he's barely staying afloat, let alone in his classes. With nothing left to lose, he figures it can't hurt to ask for a little divine help. Instead, he ends up with an overly helpful advisor of sorts.
Duckvine Intervention - 4k, JayTim. After Roy explains the purpose a rubber duck for computer programmers, Jason decides he has to try it out for himself. Granted, he's not a programmer, but he's hardly going to let that stop him, and everyone needs a little troubleshooting in their lives sometimes.
Forever and Always - 17k, JayTim. One must always be careful when it comes to swearing oaths. It is imperative that all the variables are ascertained before any words are spoken, particularly when blood is involved. If not, it could very well blow up in someone's face. Despite the unforeseen consequences, Tim doesn't regret his actions one bit. (Epilogue.)
And We Live in Dangerous Times - 2k, JayTim. Jason Todd is back and he's angry. He breaks into Titans Tower with the intention of messing with the pretender a bit. Things don't quite go as planned and it turns out both Robins II and III are in for a surprise. A dæmon soulmate AU.
Always and Forever - 4k, JayTim. Love between a potter and a painter should be a simple enough thing, but nothing is simple when you come from different worlds and there's a war on the horizon between both your peoples. Sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures. A prequel to Forever and Always.
Rituals of Sacrifice - 22k, JayTim. All Tim's friends are dead. That's okay—he is too. PLEASE pay attention to the warnings/tags as this story deals with distressing and mature themes.
WWCSD? - 6k, JayTim. There's a mysterious thief on the loose and Stray must ask himself that ever-important question—What Would Carmen Sandiego Do? (Part 4 of Cats, Birds, Bats, and the Occasional Spoiler.)
To Sail 'twixt the Stars and the Sea - 13k, JayTim. When a message arrives saying that the Bat Clan's scout ship has been destroyed behind enemy lines, everyone knows there's no chance its lone passenger has survived. Unfortunately, someone still has to break the bad news to the scout's lover... and the child the rest of the clan didn't know he had. The SPACE!viking AU.
In Midst of Winter - 6k, JayTim. After being separated from his hunting party in the middle of winter, Jason is sure he's screwed—until help comes from an unlikely quarter. Through trial and error, he finds a new friend and possibly something more. More AOB!vikings. (Part 1 of Through All Manner of Seasons.)
Sidequest - 9k, JayTim. It's a busy week for Jason—his boyfriend's skipped town without notice, he's been left with an unlikely (and unnecessary) babysitter, and he's just been informed that that Date Night is still on and he's meeting said missing boyfriend's parents. (Part 5 of Tales from the House of Mau.)
Forth My Mimic Comes - 19k, gen. Robin and Oracle team up to take on a tricky case of identity theft.
Limbo: Next of Kin - 8k, gen. Sometimes it takes dying to learn who your family is. Also, dreams! (A spoooky ghost story for Halloween.) A sequel to Rituals of Sacrifice.
Fic or Treat - 100-word drabbles done for Halloween:
- Jason and a dog
- Pumpkins in SPACE (SPACE!viking follow-up)
- StephTim and ninja (follow-up to Jason and a dog)
- Everyone is Batman
- Time-travel Tim
- Smol!ghost Tim (Rituals of Sacrifice follow-up)
- JayTim werecat AU
Edit: HEY! If you're about to reblog this, please consider reblogging this version instead. I forgot a bunch of fics on the original post.
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