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dreamland-creations · 9 months
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Flashback to the drawing I never finished
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dreamland-creations · 9 months
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I have a thesis to write
I have an experiment to prepare
I have an art project to finish
I have art requests to finish
I have to study
What do I do instead?
Learn fucking Klingon.
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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Life update- my dog a Karelian Bear Dog gentle fluffy giant is sitting on my fucking ribs after I feel outta bed...my cane is on the other side of the dammed room I'm fine but normally due to my joint issues I use it or him to stand up he thinks he's helping
Someone send help I promised my wives I wonder hurt myself due to bying to small of a bed frame
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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Miss ya carissima. You look as beautiful as always🤭
Too bad we can't be together😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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Well she surely acts like she is in HR honestly. Eh who cares I will just use the excuse that it's my new headcannon now-
Rachel does nothing but complain and tries to get Owen fired if I recall correctly. And she seems like someone who would threaten with HR honestly-
And Bild of you to assume I didn't already tried ot come up with a pun name-
Anyways i got a hello puppets oc idea
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I came up with her when I was researching OSHA violations in hello puppets.
I don't have a name for her but my classmate said I could temporarily just call her Dr. Schmidt or something.
Schmidt is such a german ass name I don't have the words for it
The general idea for her backstory was basically that Owen wanted to make fun of Rachel without getting in trouble. So he made a puppet that resembled her somewhat but not nearly enough to realize that it is a caricature of her. For example Rachel is part of the HR (human resources) "Dr. Schmidt" is part of the HSR (health and safety representative)
Mortimer(or some other puppet idc) brought her to life to have someone make sure the entire place doesn't collapse due to the other puppets BS. Little problem she doesn't listen to Mortimer but rather only to the rules of the OSHA codes and Geneva conventions. She is somewhat of an mercenary so you can bribe her to forget the rules for a bit but she doesn't have a problem to throw other puppets, no matter if sock, Handeemen etc, under the bus.
If she was in the game she probably would occasionally appear as a "support" puppet in the later levels, she doesn't kill you or anything but rather forces you to bring the item you currently have in your hand immediately back to the original position, if you refuse she just brings you to the actual Handeeman so you can still have a chance to escape. That ofc pisses the others of that she doesn't just kill you but her only excuse is "the mutilating of bodies and spreading of bloodborne pathogens seems to fall more under your job description, I would advise you to agree [last name]
Also she refers to everyone by their last name, not because she respects them or anything but because she isn't awar eof the existence of first names due to the fact she herself doesn't have one.
Also! She forces Riley to abide by the lab safety protocol and always throws a pair of safety goggles at her face, and hates it that SHE NEVER FUCKING CLOSES HER LABCOAT COMPLETELY
regarding nick she is just generally mean to him, not much more than the others just regular mean, she also always confiscates his stuff since he always forgets to close toxic paints after using them and sometimes she confiscates his makeup with the excuse "because I said so. Quiet now"
Schmidt always makes daisy check her smoke detectors 4x a day and is this 🤏 close to set her off into danger mode.
It takes every fiber of her being and shut up to not talk and say something about Mortimer (when he is near) cause surprisingly her life is more important to her than bitching about something.
She has a few catchphrases I guess?? But they are just stuff like:
"proper safety measures avoid injuries and lawsuits!"
"Geneva gave us a checklist boys and it's our job to make sure we are thorough"
"the reason I have a PhD (in toxicology) and not you ruckus is because I'm not completly incompetent."
"you are the kind of person No-one could ever forget"
"luckily you really are a failure""you are not pretty enough to be this stupid"
"sometimes im not sure if I should send you to a therapist, a psychiatrist, a psychologist or straight into the mental institution"
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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Anyways i got a hello puppets oc idea
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I came up with her when I was researching OSHA violations in hello puppets.
I don't have a name for her but my classmate said I could temporarily just call her Dr. Schmidt or something.
Schmidt is such a german ass name I don't have the words for it
The general idea for her backstory was basically that Owen wanted to make fun of Rachel without getting in trouble. So he made a puppet that resembled her somewhat but not nearly enough to realize that it is a caricature of her. For example Rachel seems like she would threaten Owen with the involvement of the(partly my headcanon) HR (human resources) "Dr. Schmidt" is part of the HSR (health and safety representative)
Mortimer(or some other puppet idc) brought her to life to have someone make sure the entire place doesn't collapse due to the other puppets BS. Little problem she doesn't listen to Mortimer but rather only to the rules of the OSHA codes and Geneva conventions. She is somewhat of an mercenary so you can bribe her to forget the rules for a bit but she doesn't have a problem to throw other puppets, no matter if sock, Handeemen etc, under the bus.
If she was in the game she probably would occasionally appear as a "support" puppet in the later levels, she doesn't kill you or anything but rather forces you to bring the item you currently have in your hand immediately back to the original position, if you refuse she just brings you to the actual Handeeman so you can still have a chance to escape. That ofc pisses the others of that she doesn't just kill you but her only excuse is "the mutilating of bodies and spreading of bloodborne pathogens seems to fall more under your job description, I would advise you to agree [last name]
Also she refers to everyone by their last name, not because she respects them or anything but because she isn't awar eof the existence of first names due to the fact she herself doesn't have one.
Also! She forces Riley to abide by the lab safety protocol and always throws a pair of safety goggles at her face, and hates it that SHE NEVER FUCKING CLOSES HER LABCOAT COMPLETELY
regarding nick she is just generally mean to him, not much more than the others just regular mean, she also always confiscates his stuff since he always forgets to close toxic paints after using them and sometimes she confiscates his makeup with the excuse "because I said so. Quiet now"
Schmidt always makes daisy check her smoke detectors 4x a day and is this 🤏 close to set her off into danger mode.
It takes every fiber of her being and shut up to not talk and say something about Mortimer (when he is near) cause surprisingly her life is more important to her than bitching about something.
She has a few catchphrases I guess?? But they are just stuff like:
"proper safety measures avoid injuries and lawsuits!"
"Geneva gave us a checklist boys and it's our job to make sure we are thorough"
"the reason I have a PhD (in toxicology) and not you ruckus is because I'm not completly incompetent."
"you are the kind of person No-one could ever forget"
"luckily you really are a failure""you are not pretty enough to be this stupid"
"sometimes im not sure if I should send you to a therapist, a psychiatrist, a psychologist or straight into the mental institution"
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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I feel like you should all know that my mom is saved on my phone as spawn point and my dad as executive designer.
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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I have just now (about an hour ago) finished to read all the spider geddon comics and-
Octavia is such an Icon. I love her with all my heart she is fricking amazing-
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Look at her!!!!
There isn't any appearance of Olivia Octavius in any comics, there are onyl the male versions of doc ock but!
We got something somewhat similar.
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She is also pretty cool. She is no Olivia ofc but Ehhhh... Close enough
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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There isn't any appearance of Olivia Octavius in any comics, there are onyl the male versions of doc ock but!
We got something somewhat similar.
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She is also pretty cool. She is no Olivia ofc but Ehhhh... Close enough
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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Since doc ock didn't really make an appearance in the new spider verse other than in flashbacks I have to satisfy my need for doc ock content other wise.
And I have gotten myself some sinister six six comics and.... You should all be thankful for the redesign doc ock got cause this is what we could have had-
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Be thankful every day that this is what we got stuck with
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And while we are on the topic since ottos full name is "Otto Gunther Octavius" does thta mean Liv's middle name is also Gunther???
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dreamland-creations · 10 months
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Orbituary: check
Death:check
Will:check
Now I just need a grave, coffin/casket, tombstone and maybe a grave robber if I'm feeling fancy
O h g o d
My c At is curr en tly cru shi ng my orga ns
Oh g o d
This is. It. T
I'm g. O i NG to die
A fuck shit you fuck in g fat as s
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dreamland-creations · 11 months
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Mr. Makey is such a bitch for snitching to my parents when I took the gender option "other" i was genuinely so scared caus ei didn't knew if they would accept me or not.
Bit didn't matter anyways cause the fucking red necks beat my 4th grader ass for whatever fucking reason the fucking MOMENT I STEPPED OUT FO THE FUCKING SCHOOL! I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T WENT STRAIGHT INTO THE SCHOOL WITH THEIR FUCKING GUNS Or BEER BOTTLES OR WHATEVER
And also shot out to Southpark the fractured but whole and Southpark in general for including and offending everyone at the same time. They are the definition of can you tell me your pronouns so I cna trash talk you accordingly
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dreamland-creations · 11 months
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I salute you comrade.
You may take my liver as thanks.
Now I need someone who writes my obituary
O h g o d
My c At is curr en tly cru shi ng my orga ns
Oh g o d
This is. It. T
I'm g. O i NG to die
A fuck shit you fuck in g fat as s
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dreamland-creations · 11 months
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O h g o d
My c At is curr en tly cru shi ng my orga ns
Oh g o d
This is. It. T
I'm g. O i NG to die
A fuck shit you fuck in g fat as s
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dreamland-creations · 11 months
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How the fuck do I describe hello puppets to someone-
"yeah dude there are 4 dipshits each with a pretty stereotypical personality but with a small twist that makes then unique. And there is also that Owen dude with the stupidest last name in existence who does nto know how to manage money at all. Also! Good boi
Don't forget the bitch from HR. "
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dreamland-creations · 11 months
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Need to let your anger out on something? G R A B SCOUT
Unreality Scout is like a living night light/ flashlight (yes she still has that light inside of her brain)
Lost your keys in the dark? Grab Scout
Power outage? Grab Scout
Sleepover? G r a b S c o u t
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dreamland-creations · 11 months
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Remember when nick told daisy in one of the VHS tapes that there where feces on the walls? Those alone would cost owen/the studio 70'000$ in fines since feces already count as bloodborne pathogens and can minimum 70'000$ fees. They are also covered only by standard precautions (SP) so that's already pretty cheap.
But keep in mind those are just one thing of a long, long, long lost of OSHA violations
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