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WHY THE HELL HASNT ANYONE EDITED SPIKE TO YOURE WELCOME FROM HEATHERS YET?!?!??!
THIS MAN IS THE PINNACLE OF GEEKY AND NERDY GONE TO FLIRTY, FREAKY AND DIRTY!!!
PLEASE SOMEONE, I BEGGGGGG
I would do it myself if I could edit, but I can't. TvT
#spike btvs#spike#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs#william the bloody#william pratt#heathers#please i beg#Let me know if you do
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I FOUND IT
I FOUND THE SHORT FILM WHERE CAMERON LOOKS LIKE A BORDER COLLIE
(for reference this is the photo:)
(do people want the link to the film?)
#cameron chapman#let me know if you do#and I'll be happy to put it up with credit to where I found it
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Broke: Hmmm, I wonder why Dazai’s ability can nullify Chuuya's but not Lovecraft's.
Me, in the shower at 3am, woke: Its proof that Arahabaki, despite being an eldtritch ununderstandable being, does care about Chuuya. It can understand that Dazai is someone that Chuuya cares about, and relents to Dazai's ability despite not needing to. It doesn't want to hurt Dazai because that would hurt Chuuya. In this essay I will
- Goblin anon
Awww! Yeah, that would be interesting—it begs the question of how conscious of a being Arahabaki is. In kind of a similar vein, @feralrookie wrote this amazing series of fics which includes, among other things, Dazai and Chuuya slowly learning to pick apart Arahabaki’s emotions from Chuuya’s and it’s so gorgeously written and good ;;
Ah, and because I think some of my followers are minors (and I don’t actually know if goblin anon is or not), heads up that the main parts of the story are explicit—don’t read anything you’re not comfortable with, and always look at fic tags! (I mean, both those things also apply to adults, but hopefully y’all know what I mean)
But yeah, if you are an adult and comfortable with sexual content I 100% recommend it, it’s such a deep dive into the complications of Dazai and Chuuya’s relationship—I am always a sucker for Dazai being emotionally vulnerable, however reluctantly he does so alsksjdjfj, also RELATIONSHIP GROWTH
#ask box#come to think of it I read the first fic before I even had an ao3 account#I should go back and reread the whole series tbh I love it#also I hope you don’t mind being tagged in this heather!#let me know if you do#goblin anon
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I feel like if Wille and Simon hadn’t been outed, they would definitely be the kind to exploit heteronormativity to have boyfriends sleepovers —only the housemaster would think it’s best friends sleepovers (like Sara, Felice and Maddie). It’s not their fault, they never stated the nature of their relationship. They’re not keeping their relationship a secret anymore. They are discreet but they also just wait for people to figure it out —and they trust the fact that nobody knows how to bring the subject to light. And anyway, the sleepovers are no trouble for Wille, he has an unused bed in his room… that will stay empty. But the housemaster doesn’t need to know.
The other boys at Forest Ridge start to catch on after a while but nobody dares to be the first one to say anything out loud to the Crown Prince, and nobody dares to be the first one to turn against him to the housemaster. They are jealous that Wille and Simon get to have their quite… eventful sleepovers right under the housemaster’s nose without getting into trouble. (If they have their own bf in Forest Ridge, well they are lucky too. If they have a single room/aren’t roommates.)
So instead of turning them in (the Crown Prince can be kind of scary when he wants to use his authority) they start to mess with them. Maybe Henry and Walter really want to get to know Simon and wouldn’t it be fun to have a big sleepover? They can sleep on Wille’s floor, it’s really no trouble! Maybe Wille’s neighbour puts an annoying song on, right on the wall on the other side of Wille’s bed, whenever he hears noises in Wille’s room. Or maybe, someone lets it slip that one of these days they are bound to give Simon an initiation too since he spends so much time at Forest Ridge… you know, come into his (Wille’s) room during the night to take him… only question: when will it be? They haven’t planned an initiation but the fear of knowing someone can barge into the room whenever… Simon and Wille wouldn’t want to be caught in a compromising situation, would they? Maybe that’s enough of an initiation in and of itself.
Until the boys start staying st Bjärstad all the time instead and leave the other Forest Ridge boys to have their boring sleepovers alone, at boarding school. And Simon and Wille, well they don’t need to hide the nature of their relationship in front of Linda anyway.
#if someone wants to write that👀#let me know if you do#young royals#young royals headcanon#yr headcanon#simon eriksson#wilmon#wilhelm young royals#prince wilhelm#simon young royals#queue
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hi!! sorry if this is an odd question at all - would you be willing to share how many requests do you have in the queue at the moment ?
No, it's not odd at all! I've currently got 62 requests <3
#answered#would you guys prefer it if I logged the request numbers for you?#Like I put it somewhere on the pinned post?#let me know if you do#cause i don't mind making it public
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what if i were to tell you I had a 17.5k word Steddie fic that’s the plot of All Too Well™️ but with a happy ending just. sitting in a document. ready to be dealt with.
#steddie#does anyone even want to read that 😂#let me know if you do#the imposter syndrome is strong with this one#it’s pretty good if i do say so myself#it took like a month and a half to perfect#steve x eddie#eddie x steve#taylor swift#steve harrington is a swiftie truther#all too well (10 minute version)#all too well taylor's version#music#stranger things#robin buckley#i’ll even post a snippet if y’all really want it#steddie angst#steddie au#steddie fic
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Professor Hix of the Necromancy department is a morbidly funny guy. The discussion on how best to prepare an (ethically sourced) human head for use as a football is... fascinating. Not nice. But fascinating.
#no idea what kind of cw I should put on this one#let me know if you do#ill happily tag it#i just dont know how#unseen academicals#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#wizards novels#rose rambles#rose reads
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail''#ah tumblr...#writeblr#warm up#idk . having trouble writing rn#ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum#i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for#i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" .....#no.... not really.....#idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography#like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days#furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing...#this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey.#idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me.#i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will#actually ever happen#ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum
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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
#adhd#doodles#show this to your therapist instead of failing to explain it like i did#me: its like i cant control my thoughts like i was trying to think of something earlier today but#all i could think of was this giraffe eating leaves and no matter how hard i tried to focus the thought would just. replay#my therapist: what happens if you try to let the thought just play out#me: ........ i dont know but i dont want it to be there at all when im trying to do simple addition in a maths exam#10k#100k
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why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working
#DON'T YOU WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF? DON'T YOU WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF? DON'T YOU WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF? DON'T YOU WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF? DO—#i just wanted to know if they froze ok so i can make huge batches for mujadara#it takes SO LONG let me just make Tons at once#jj stuff
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Question time, does anyone here ship Anger & Disgust? I legit think there's just me lol (and Taylor)
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Hot take maybe but I think Bertie would be FAR more likely to survive the first two months of Dracula than Jeeves would be. Bertie has a healthy sense of self-preservation. Jeeves consistently underestimates how dangerous a situation might get (Steeple Bumpleigh, the club book) because he’s overconfident about his level of control over any given situation. He'd handle Dracula masterfully if they faced off in England, but on Dracula's home turf? Much more doubtful.
I realize this might be a tough sell, so I will explain further (or it's not a tough sell, and I'm going to explain further because I want to). (criteria taken from @canyourfavesurvivecastledracula) Without further ado.
Would Jeeves and Wooster survive Castle Dracula?
Jeeves
Jeeves' survival will depend on how long Dracula finds him more entertaining than irritating. On that basis, I don't think he's long for this world. On the one hand, he has a huge wealth of knowledge about English society and culture that he can recite perfectly from memory. That should buy him at least a little time with noted teaboo Dracula.
On the other hand, he would be absolutely no fun as a vampire plaything. Jeeves cannot be got. Sneaking up on him while he's shaving will yield zero reaction (though that's at least good for his short-term survival--given that, although he DID take the crucifix from the old woman out of politeness, he certainly isn't going to wear it. The rules of fashion don't go out the window just because you're in a spooky castle). Then, although managing the whims of rich jerks is not an insignificant part of a valet's job, Jeeves usually does this by bending his employers to his will. Dracula is not the sort of employer this will work on. It'll just add insult to injury when on top of being impossible to scare, NOW Jeeves is telling Dracula that his favorite cloak is several centuries out of fashion and he's not allowed to wear it anymore.
Jeeves will 100% go exploring in the areas he was told not to go-- though to be fair, he MIGHT actually get away with this, what with his superpower of appearing in rooms without being seen or heard. Said superpower might save him from the brides as well (though this is by no means guaranteed). Since I find it doubtful that Dracula would come to rescue his annoying ass, not being noticed is his best defense.
There are a couple other things working in Jeeves's favor; the question is just whether they'll be enough to save him.
He DOES know shorthand, and could try to send coded letters. He might even have the foresight to squirrel away some extra stationary where Dracula can't find it. But could he get them posted? Would it even do him any good?
He certainly has enough cultural literacy to figure out what his new boss is pretty quickly. If he didn't chuck the crucifix out the carriage window, he might start carrying it around in his pocket.
Psychology of the individual, sure, but the individual in question is a 400-year-old vampire who lives in an isolated castle in a foreign country and is regarded as a terrifying mythological figure in the surrounding villages. Jeeves has never come up against anything this alien before, he's cut off from his normal resources, and opportunities to play people against each other are limited.
He probably has enough upper body strength from all that shrimping and fishing to climb the wall, so he COULD escape if he wanted to, if he survived long enough. It's just, again, that overconfidence, and also Dracula has a vast library full of rare old books that are entirely at his disposal. He's keeping his eyes and ears alert for potential escape strategies, of course, but I don't see him being as desperate to get out as Jonathan was.
There are just a lot of "depends on"s here, and I'm not convinced that luck would shake out in Jeeves's favor, all things considered.
Bertie
Bertie is so perfect for the job of Castle Dracula Prisoner it's like it was made for him. Think about it. Being held against his will in big manor houses comes more naturally to him than breathing. He's afraid of things that are scary. A lifetime of dealing with Aunt Agatha has made him the world's preeminent expert in "curl[ing] up in a ball in the hope that a meek subservience [will] enable [him] to get off lightly." He will NEVER go exploring in places he's been warned away from if nobody is forcing him to (Rev. Aubrey Upjohn's office notwithstanding. There were biscuits in there). He's both fun to talk to and easy to toy with (and extremely English). A+ prisoner. Dracula adores him.
In my opinion, Bertie is at Castle Dracula either because Aunt Agatha got some wires seriously crossed and thinks he’s going to meet an eligible potential bride (I mean, there are certainly brides there), or because Dracula has something Aunt Dahlia wants him to steal (far less likely, given that one of Dracula’s THINGS is famously not owning anything silver). Either way, he's shown himself entirely willing and able to escape down drainpipes if a sitch gets too scaly.
He DOES take the crucifix, and DOES wear it (which is what will save him during the shaving scene, because you KNOW he's going to jump a foot and cut himself like the dickens). He's read enough supernatural goosefleshers to be genre savvy about terrified old women cryptically pushing crucifixes into one's hands. I also think his sunny disposish endeared him to the villagers, and they were particularly vehement about urging him not to go. He doesn't speak German or Romanian, but he's empathetic enough to recognize Pure Terror. So by the time he actually gets to the castle, his imagination is already running wild and he's plenty aware that he is in imminent danger.
I think the biggest risk to Bertie will be the brides; whether or not he's susceptible to trances, if he thinks they're trying to marry him, it's against the code of the Woosters to turn them down. But that only becomes an issue if he comes face to face with them, which, luckily, I think is unlikely on account of the aforementioned "won't go exploring" (and if he did, Dracula would definitely rescue him).
I'm inclined to say due to his drainpipe-escape habits that he WOULD be able to climb the wall and MAY attempt to sneak into Dracula's room to look for the keys if his desperation grows to outweigh his fear. Whether he does or not, though, he does NOT have the stomach to attempt shovel murder, and therefore won't get magic brain fever, and may very well simply walk out the front doors when the people come to take the boxes away. OR he climbs his way out like Jonathan did. Either way.
When Bertie tells this story at the Drones later, Tuppy will say that no doubt it's been greatly exaggerated and all that probably happened was that he spent a couple months in an oldish house entertaining a weird loner.
#do YOU think jeeves and wooster would survive castle dracula? let me know in the comments!#they're in the castle separately instead of together because those are the rules ok#the isolation is key#though if anyone wants to speculate about what would happen if they went together i will NOT complain#i don't even know what's going on with the tenses in this post i'm sorry#//#jeeves and wooster#reginald jeeves#bertie wooster#dracula#do i need to tag dracula spoilers?#sure there are some people new to receiving letters from our good friend jonathan harker#here it is just in case:#dracula spoilers#i have done my due diligence
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woahh 2024! cheers!
happy new year. worms are rooting for you to have your best year yet.
#worm on a string#new year#i’m trying to think of a fun and silly new year’s resolution (inspired by the Pasta Quest post) and i would appreciate some ideas!#or let me know what you’ll be doing. silly or serious#these worms are using their worm power to make your year very cool & nice. they are trying very hard because you deserve it#happy new year#new year 2024#new years eve
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