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ulgotn0aonh8mo · 1 year

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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tabooiart · 4 months

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nastyyy boy (affectionate)

#my art #fanart #starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #pokey #pokotho #corey dorris #i only have blinky left of these and then i can finally lay down and die #determined to get that done before i go back to college #this painting kicked my ass so hard btw #the ugly phase on this one was brutal. idk why.#and also i was kinda dreading his jacket but it was literally fine

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gunsatthaphan · 6 months

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#a whole new world.

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dasketcherz · 4 months

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you mean the world to me and... i just didn't know how to say that yet.

#daske art #fnaf #beckory #fnaf gregory #tony becker #gregtony #detetcive rabbit #GTY46 #fnaf GGY #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's security breach #smth smth bout GGY may have not left his mind and was just laying dormant this whole time #smth smth that sends greg into an absolute anxiety inducing paranoia #that he needs someone to anchor him back before he spirals at himself...#also thanks for the idea puhpanda #i cant get over this line of dialogue being applied to them now

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paperglader · 1 year

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I’m a little obsessed with hsr’s mc so far cause she literally only has two modes:

1) imma smack you with this cone thing I just found

And

2) Literal wet dog. Dead in the eyes. Just done with everybody else’s shit from minute 0. Got dumped in the middle of a spaceship with no memories, no past or explanation, and now everyone’s trying to kill her at every turn. Just straight up not having a good a time.

+ she has a girlfriend

(She’s actually really funny too, and snarky, but I’m too lazy to find those screenshots)

Edit: I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SHE HAS LIKE A BOMB IN HER CHEST. So. Like, the whole thing makes sense if you think about it.

#honkai star rail #stelle #march 7th #she would be a barbarian for sure #march 7th was like hey! there’s a stick laying over there you can try to defend yourself with it if you want!#and the woman just started swinging left and right #and then later she jumps unprumptedly in front of her to save her from getting scorched by a dragon-like creature #just cause #I diagnose her disaster gay and mentally ill #like they had literally just met and she just jumped #it worries me 😂

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essektheylyss · 3 months

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I am now thinking about Essek as, essentially, Anna Ripley for the Ruby Vanguard, and it's genuinely horrific to imagine but it's not a real timeline so it's hilarious. It is so funny in concept. He's a glorified postdoc with no mandatory ethics trainings, no future, and nothing to lose. Also he just got handed the power of a thousand suns with absolutely no oversight and a mandate to "do your worst".

This has such extreme "horse loose in a hospital" energy. No one knows what Essek will do next, least of all Essek! He's never been in control of the power of a thousand suns before! He's as confused as you are!

#it would be DISASTROUS #I'm laughing so hard at this concept #the planet would be gone #essek is so funny because he is both SO intensely at the mercy of the narrative and the world #and also he could genuinely destroy exandria if he was left entirely to his own devices and bored #this is also true of fjord for the record but fjord is even LESS at the mercy of the narrative and world #he makes the narrative his bitch #but fortunately he is far too principled and sensible to actually get that far so exandria is safe from that fate. for now.#anyway I have such a terrible headache and the fact that this keeps making me laugh is nOT helping but it's fine #however I am going to go take some meds and lay facedown in the dark.#essek thelyss #critical role

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inklore · 7 months

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JORDAN GOING INTO PROTECTIVE MODE AND MOVING CLOSER TO MARIE WHEN CATE CAME INTO THE ROOM!!!! I’M GOING INSANE!!! EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!

#the squeal that left my body needs to be studied #jordan really said i'm a marie human shield now i live and breathe to protect the loml everyone can catch these hands #i'll be thinking about this all day and i gotta go lay down #jordan li #marie moreau #gen v #jordan x marie #jordanmarie #gen v spoilers #THEMM <333 #ʚ laurs art ɞ

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arthursfuckinghat · 14 days

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There needs to be a scientific study done on how Rockstar Games' Arthur Morgan is able to provoke the most earth shattering emotions I didn't even know I had in me

#you guys get me right #like you feel it deep in your chest #the joy the anguish the grief #it feels like words aren't enough #and I don't mean it as in “sad moment in video game makes you sad”#I mean it as in “a deep and well written moment that has been slowly building is fleshed out in a video game and I think about for weeks”#when I say I lose sleep over this game I really mean it #I spend hours just laying in bed thinking about everything that happens in arthur morgan's life #it eats at me #I'm not ashamed of how much I have cried over this game #it fucking gets to me #playing rdr2 is the best form of escapism until the story hits you like a stab in the chest but the blade just pushes in further and further #until you're left with a gaping wound #“wow michael I didn't know you were so emotional over pixels on a screen”#except those pixels were acted out and performed by real people and voiced by real people and designed to look like real people #the game's main target was historic realism emphasis on REALISM #to provoke emotions through amazing storytelling #it's okay to feel strongly about things!!#this game man #this game #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick thinks #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 spoilers

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kaereth · 8 months

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Me wrow I'm so excited to finally have some more freetime for the next few weeks!

also me taking in a new 2 week old foster kitten suddenly:

#his mom left him for no reason?#we have a semi feral cat colony living across the street and my mom saw him this morning crying left out alone #2 hrs later he was still there so i went and got him #mom saw her again and tried to lay him out and see if she'd get him #while I went to the store to get formula #but no go #so now I'm syringe feeding a little baby #his name is car alarm cause thats what he sounds like #txt #i have fostered many kittens atp so its nothing new but does suck a little cause its tons of work when they're this young

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therealslimshady · 2 years

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#deltarune #berdly #berdly deltarune #spamton sweepstakes #this is funny to me and me alone and that's all that matters #kirs dreemurr #I can't believe we have ten hours left #and this is how high the bidding on the statue has already gotten #insane #if only i had $10 000 laying around for this dumb little statue

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skywerse · 7 months

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chip doodles (you have no idea how sad he makes me)

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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fantasy laughingstock mawwiage but make it potc3 Flavor-

#theyre supposed to be holding hands but i couldnt draw it for the life of me so #half assed it is!!!!#or.... no assed it is!!!#in my mind this is a job gone Phenomenally wrong. like horribly wrong #the group is outnumbered and cornered and-#its fine in the end tho #and howdy & barnaby are left standing there like 'so we didnt die. looks like we're husbands now! lets go find some neat rings'#in the meantime wally and julie braid them rings out of grass & flowers #actually wait omg #imagining there's a spell that can freeze the flower rings so that they wont break/decompose #all of barnaby's normal metal rings and then there's one made of plants... of Life... OUUUGHHHHHHHH #< thats the sound of me dying so dramatically. im talking nimona-as-ambrosius level of dramatic death #scribble salad #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #wait omggggg #im imagining once theyre all safe and it sinks in that the Are Indeed Safe #everyone is like 'omg!!! we made it!!! hugging each other! wait wheres barnaby and howdy - ohhhhh theyre making out off to the side cool'#theyre just. laying in the grass smoochin the hell outta each other #yeah theyre both bleeding and bruised but who isnt!#and then they stay right there and take a nap <3 #and wake up w/ the rest of the neighborhood piled on/around them <3 #GODDDDDDDD FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL IM-#SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM AGH RAGH ASDHASJFCBALFNLD #sorry sorry. the insanity is kicking in #alsoooooo imagining them having that epic potc3 mid-battle kiss after barbosa - sorry - Sally pronounces them married

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superfallingstars · 29 days

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so many snapes part 2

part 1

#check out my wildly inconsistent art style LOL #i like this arrangement better than the last one but they both made me realize my bias toward left-facing profiles lol. i need more angles #also there are technically 2 repeats from the last one but i didn't notice until i was done and i was NOT laying all of this out again lol #they're not the same exact images anyway (scan vs photo of the same drawings) soooo. that's my cope #my art #hp #snape #severus snape #snape fandom #professor snape #young snape #pro snape #snape fanart #snape art #snart #snapedom

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cozylittleartblog · 1 year

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swatchvember: 90′s, rainy day, sleeping

cramming some of these prompts together to be silly <3 they spent a lot of time back then keeping some rich up-and-coming little salesman entertained, he’s one of their best customers. maybe you’ve heard of him...

#deltarune #swatch #spamton #swatchvember #art #doodles #swatchlings #queen #i didn't mean to go that hard on the first one but the colors were important i thought asdflkjdsf #um! ok to tag as ship :) even though it is not meant to be ship they are still just here for his wallet wjhbdfbhj #they're both . drunk. swatch gave him the bill and he paid and left and they nodded off because this is their joint they can sleep where th #where they want. except he intended to come back and when he did they were already conked out. so he just. ''hey thats a good idea'' >zzz #and nobody saw him! nobody saw him they just saw swatch. he falls out of view when he lays down in those booths so he just got to Stay There #... anyway they're plenty awake now ! 😂#regular spamton is a reprehensible little man but bigshot era spamton is just a little guy with big dreams and i would let #him sell me a vacuum cleaner #... that's reprehensible little man Affectionate. but still #i'm so cool i don't need to be drunk to forget how to count B) i just dont know how to count by Default!#before i forget if you see this pleas use they/them only when referring to my swatch ty!!!

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 15 days

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HAPPY GARASHIR MONTH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

#courtship during autism pride month. mating during gay pride month. egg laying during disability pride month. all 3 very relevant to Julian!#rejoice for hot garashir summer!!!#Starky's original posts #garashir #how funny would it be to post this without any caption. each viewer left to draw their own conclusion of what the hell I'm implying.

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