Jason: What are you making?
Dick: Haute cocoa.
Jason: Hot cocoa?
Dick: No. Haute cocoa. I am making the best, and fanciest cup of hot chocolate in gotham.
Jason: Is that a cup of corn starch? How much milk are you using?
Dick: Equal parts!
Jason:...Equal parts?
Dick: I gotta make it thick somehow! All fancy hot cocoas are thick. Now where is Alfred's homemade vanilla...
Jason: mmkay. ALFRED! DICK IS MAKING NON-NEWTONIAN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOUR GOOD VANILLA!
Dick: Shh Shh Shh! No nonono please! Why would you tell him that!
Alfred: Master Dick...
Dick: -hOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST!
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warmup doodle of sam for yall <3 ive started calling this outfit his consigliere fit bc. well. teehee < ill about his relationship with salieri
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Evil coworker (l am referring to him as that now) waits until him and I are the only ones in the store then tells me about how his friend came out as nonbinary and he just doesn’t get it. And I am getting a feeling that there was a reason behind him waiting til we were alone (I am not out to him but also one look at me and it’s evident come on)
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I'm not a good psychiatrist tap tap tap tap tap ✨but I like to dance✨
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Top 5 favorite Barbie songs on the album?
🌟 I'm Just Ken 🖤👑
🌟 Silver Platter 🌎🌌
🌟 Dance the Night 💃🎶
🌟 Choose Your Fighter 🦋🐅
🌟 Forever & Again 💌💐 tied with 🌟 Hey Blondie 😘💋
The order of these changes everyday, but I'm Just Ken is always my number one ✨✨✨
Also shoutout to Push solely because of how Ryan Gosling pronounces the word "granted" it makes me laugh every single time
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i never even thought abt how different the Laura-Max flashback sequences would feel if you hate Max
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im soooo glad greg feels so strongly for his fallen comrades. it makes me happy to see side characters being mourned
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