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ancpikachu · 1 year
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Random Levi Headcanon!
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(I got this idea from watching a random prank TikTok xD)
- [ ] Levi is a clean freak right? Now what if I told you…………he has a weak stomach?
- [ ] I’m talking about dry heaving over blood, guts, boogers, spit, vomit, bad smells, etc!
- [ ] You know how cats hack up hair balls? He’d kind of look like that 🤣
- [ ] The facial expressions!!! The facial expressions!!
- [ ] He’d make all kinds of goofy faces!!!! If only they had cameras back then!
- [ ] And it is SOOOOO funny!! Stoic Levi gagging over small things when he can chop up titans! (I’ll be coming back to this later!!)
- [ ] Whenever it’s cleaning day he makes the cadets clean the bathroom, dishes, laundry, stables, etc anything that Levi will not handle very well. Plus he can make them clean whatever since he’s the captain 😎
- [ ] His cadets have even pranked him with old meat/fish before. Sneaking into his office and leaving it on his desk (It was Connie’s idea!)
- [ ] Once he walks in POOF 💨 that wave of rotten meat smell hits him and he’s hunched over HEAVING while the cadets try not to give away their hiding spaces from laughing (Hange was in on it too! 🤣)
- [ ] Even Mikasa would get a laugh out of it!
- [ ] He’ll be so mad because the smell lingers in his office for DAYS
- [ ] Levi would avoid the office until it has been torn apart and deep cleaned piece by tiny piece
- [ ] Whenever Levi finds out who put the rotten meat there (put that thing back where it came from or so help me!!) they’re taking laps around camp for the rest of the month, bonked in the head with a mop, and put on cleaning duty! They’d clean his office everyday!
- [ ] It’s a risky prank but it is so worth it hehehe 😈
-[ ] Did I mention he’d probably be afraid of skunks, C H I L D R E N, flies, shield bugs, roaches, rats, and mice? If the cadets get their hands on any of those animals Levi’s out the door! 🚪 🏃‍♂️ 💨
- [ ] Now, whenever Levi has a task at hand or whenever he is put in danger that gag reflex completely vanishes. He follows his orders!
- [ ] Erwin tries his best not to put him in grody situations, but if he needs to then what’s done is done
- [ ] That’s how Levi can put up with killing titans, and fight because he’s Humanity’s Strongest after all! It’s work
- [ ] Whenever there is nothing life threatening happening THEN he’ll hunch over and hack up a lung over something disgusting
Anyways just something I thought would be really funny xD I’m so evil heheheheheh Sorry Levi!
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ladamania · 3 months
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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shutinthenutouse · 1 month
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nikkiitalks · 4 months
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dutchs-blog · 9 months
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Lego Swimming Pool Layout
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sleepy-bebby · 3 months
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thunderon · 2 months
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
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so i immediately inquired
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and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
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anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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seagiri · 1 month
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they turned mickbell into a girl in the latin spanish dub so... congrats mickbell???
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 days
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Dog Meshi.
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oasisr · 5 months
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
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cadriona · 1 year
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So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter
(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)
(more up to date version here because holy fuck did this escalate)
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shutinthenutouse · 8 months
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Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.
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cosmicrhetoric · 2 months
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ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
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