Random Levi Headcanon!
(I got this idea from watching a random prank TikTok xD)
- [ ] Levi is a clean freak right? Now what if I told you…………he has a weak stomach?
- [ ] I’m talking about dry heaving over blood, guts, boogers, spit, vomit, bad smells, etc!
- [ ] You know how cats hack up hair balls? He’d kind of look like that 🤣
- [ ] The facial expressions!!! The facial expressions!!
- [ ] He’d make all kinds of goofy faces!!!! If only they had cameras back then!
- [ ] And it is SOOOOO funny!! Stoic Levi gagging over small things when he can chop up titans! (I’ll be coming back to this later!!)
- [ ] Whenever it’s cleaning day he makes the cadets clean the bathroom, dishes, laundry, stables, etc anything that Levi will not handle very well. Plus he can make them clean whatever since he’s the captain 😎
- [ ] His cadets have even pranked him with old meat/fish before. Sneaking into his office and leaving it on his desk (It was Connie’s idea!)
- [ ] Once he walks in POOF 💨 that wave of rotten meat smell hits him and he’s hunched over HEAVING while the cadets try not to give away their hiding spaces from laughing (Hange was in on it too! 🤣)
- [ ] Even Mikasa would get a laugh out of it!
- [ ] He’ll be so mad because the smell lingers in his office for DAYS
- [ ] Levi would avoid the office until it has been torn apart and deep cleaned piece by tiny piece
- [ ] Whenever Levi finds out who put the rotten meat there (put that thing back where it came from or so help me!!) they’re taking laps around camp for the rest of the month, bonked in the head with a mop, and put on cleaning duty! They’d clean his office everyday!
- [ ] It’s a risky prank but it is so worth it hehehe 😈
-[ ] Did I mention he’d probably be afraid of skunks, C H I L D R E N, flies, shield bugs, roaches, rats, and mice? If the cadets get their hands on any of those animals Levi’s out the door! 🚪 🏃♂️ 💨
- [ ] Now, whenever Levi has a task at hand or whenever he is put in danger that gag reflex completely vanishes. He follows his orders!
- [ ] Erwin tries his best not to put him in grody situations, but if he needs to then what’s done is done
- [ ] That’s how Levi can put up with killing titans, and fight because he’s Humanity’s Strongest after all! It’s work
- [ ] Whenever there is nothing life threatening happening THEN he’ll hunch over and hack up a lung over something disgusting
Anyways just something I thought would be really funny xD I’m so evil heheheheheh Sorry Levi!
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
so i immediately inquired
and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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