#kyle spencer headcannons
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What abt the Evans with a reader who gets like violently aggressive? And I mean like “I will cut you open and set a pack of wolves on you to eat your organs.” And then after their little fit of anger they say the most innocent thing like, “Thanks for listening!” Or, “Too much?” I just think that’ll be funny who quickly reader can change like that from a fucking hell spawn to the most innocent person alive 💀
The Evans with a hot-headed S/O
Hi love! This was a really fun request to write, and I hope I was able to encapture your idea well enough <3 I had way too much fun writing this lol
Tate Langdon:
He’s afraid of you. Point blank, period, terrified
Like yeah your his significant other, but he’s fucking scared to get you mad
“Tate, do that again and I will rip out your organs from your ass and feed them to your mother”
This will make everyone stop in their tracks and just stare at you
Tate will stop doing whatever he’s doing to piss you off or annoy you, and will apologize and take a few steps back
You’d go back to reading your magazine and just look up when it goes quiet and just say “what?”
You’re not aware of how hot-headed you really are. At all
You get really peeved if Tate does something repetitive to you, like copying you, or tickling you
When Tate tickles you, you’ll giggle at first and tell him to stop once. Second time you’ll tell him to stop again. However, the third time is when you get angry
“Tate stop fucking tickling me, I swear to god I will put you in a crawlspace and leave you there for all of eternity”
He pauses and just stares at you
“Too much?”
He thinks its funny when it’s not directed at him
Kit Walker:
He tries to calm you down a lot of the times
Most of the time it’s not in an angry manner, but like an annoyed tone if that makes sense?
“Kit, I swear to god, if you don’t fucking get to bed right now, I will drug you and force you to sleep”
He stares at you before smiling and laughing, in shock from how aggressive you have gotten for no reason at all
He listens to you, because who wouldn’t when they’re being threatened?
Oh god, when Jude comes in the house and hits one of the kids as a punishment for something- you two see red
“Fuck that, get the fuck out of my sight before I pull your eyes out and feed them to you!”
Kit stops and motions to the children, who stare at you in confusion. You nod and let him deal with it, comforting the children who had just gotten hit
He usually has to deal with things because you will get angry and will threaten them, especially if they say or do anything towards kit and your kids
Kyle Spencer:
It’s never directed at him, but always at the other members of kappa gamma
Kyle will complain to you about something the other one is doing, but you will see that as a reason to scare the others into making them stop whatever their doing
“I heard what you said to Kyle. Say that again, and I will tear you apart, limb from limb, and make it look like a bear attack. Do you understand?”
They usually laugh, thinking your joking, until you continue to glare at them, then their laughter dies down and they usually nod and walk away, never doing it again
Kyle has 0 idea. He just thinks they realized how annoying they were being
“Y/N they stopped!” He would say excitedly to you, as you act shocked and congratulate him
Jimmy Darling:
Sometimes it’s directed at him, but mostly when he’s drunk
“Jimmy stop fucking drinking, one of these days I will call the townspeople on you, motherfucker”
He stops throwing up and just stares at you
“What”
“Jimmy if you don’t stop drinking, I am going to actually swallow a bunch of Advil and fucking end it all”
“OH MY GOD-WHAT?!”
Afterwards once he’s sobered up, you just look at him, smile and say “thanks for listening”
And leave him there, confused, scared, and slightly concerned
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kai anderson x fem!reader headcannons
MOVED TO @spectr3inl0ve
authors note: this is my first time writing headcannons so naturally it wont be top tier quality! i will try to write for gender neutral readers but atm im still trying to figure out my writing style and get comfortable with it :)
please remember that these are my headcannons i have for kai and may be out of character. i do however try to keep them as realistic to his character as possible as i prefer it that way!
contains ⚠️: kai anderson, slight fluff, kai being cold ig
kai anderson is not fond of pda, unless he initiates it. this would be when hes trying to make himself look like a good partner so the public perceives him as "an average man" (i will bring up the average man again)
his staged pda may look like: hand holding, swift kisses on the cheek, arm around ur shoulder and maybe around ur waist. he would be more likely to allow u to initiate it as well. he doesnt want to be viewed as clingy or touchy
in private he is tolerant of ur kisses (on his cheek, nose, wherever), hand holding, hugging, clinging to his arm, cuddling, resting ur head on his shoulder, etc. he probably likes it, but he would never let u know that
kai has invested in stocks and a few small properties. that, combined with his job as an app developer and his parents retirement funds allows him to live comfortably. and be able to spoil u.
that being said, his love language is more likely to be gift giving.
when u wake up with kai not being by ur side, sometimes a wad of cash ranging from hundreds to thousands of dollars (lucky u ;)) will be left in his place
kai may even be gravious enough to leave a simple note reading,
"*reader*, buy yourself something nice. K.A"
though sometimes he leaves the cash not for ur shopping but for u to buy groceries, household items and things that he needs such as clothes, razors, hair dye, etc. u dont complain as u live in his house for free and he makes sure ur health is at peak condition
dates arent common, but they arent rare either so sometimes he will plan take u on a date on the days he leaves cash for u to spend on urself. on these days, the money would be accompanied by a note reading,
"I'm taking u out to dinner tonight at *place* at *time*. Dress accordingly. If you would like you may buy me something to wear to dinner. K.A"
or something along those lines. If he doesn't leave a note he'll send a text and either way he'll sign with his initials. (will def write more about this so stay tuned)
he would never let u know that he likes (not to be confused with loves) when you buy outfits for him to wear.
he probably had poor hygiene before dating u. u would've had to convince him to take showers everyday and to wash his hair more. he would shower more, but would neglect his hair. when u wash his hair, u notice how he's slightly more vulnerable with u, less hostile.
when kai needs to re-dye his hair, he asks u if u want to do it, otherwise he'd do it himself or get winter (b4 her death) to do it
this isn't original (i read it in an amazing smut but i dont remember the @ 😭) but he doesn't pay attention to conversations or u talking to him while he eats. he's focused on the food in front of him. u use this to ur advantage, getting him to buy u lavish gifts he wouldntve said yes to buying if he wasn't eating.
doesn't really give compliments of assurance, only when ure literally sobbing in his arms or in a dark corner of a room.
"I've tought you to be stronger Angel. You should be secure with who you are. It makes you impenetrable. Untouchable."
he would tell u, as he presses a hard kiss to the top of your head
would definitely have pet names for u. probably animal related like Bunny, Little Lamb (a popular one associated with kai). he would also call u Angel, maybe babe or baby. I don't see him calling u kitten or queen. sorry
when u sleep u have ur back facing him, depending on his mood u could be holding hands or he could have his arms snaked around ur waist. if hes exhausted he may let u cuddle into his chest (idk y but i feel like he'd normally have a problem with that). either way, u always kiss him goodnight, whether that'd be on his lips, cheek, head, nose, or somewhere in between. he usually wouldnt reciprocate it, but if he's feeling generous he will
soo thats finished, i am definitely going to write some oneshots based on a headcannon or 2
taglist (dm or comment to be added): omg it looks so lonely rn
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the coven + kyle spencer head canons for jealousy issues and how they would each handle it differently?
HI HI HI FOLKS I'M BACK!
Ok, ok, let's do it then!
Lots of lots of ideas for this one! Just you wait!
(Wasn't sure if you wanted me to include Marie on that one, but I did just for the complete headcannons, hope you don't mind, anon!)
Enjoy!
Requests open!
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The Coven and Kyle Dealing With Jealousy Issues (Young!Reader, just for the record!)
Cordelia Goode, Fiona Goode, Zoe Benson, Madison Montgomery, Misty Day, Nan, Queenie, Myrtle Snow, Mallory, Marie Laveau and Kyle Spencer!
Cordelia Goode
Cordelia would be upset, of course.
She would let her insecurities get the best of her when she sees you talking to someone else and seeming too intimate with them.
But I don't think she would let the intrusive thoughts win that fight, not this time.
Cordelia doesn't want to seem so possessive. She's not like that, and she knows it would bother you a lot if it was miscalculated.
So, regardless of the situation, she will just leave where she is, walk to you and wrap her arms around your body, pulling you close to her, her eyes analyzing detail by detail of the other person.
"What is so funny?"
She would ask, pretending to be clueless, so she could take control of the situation better.
Internally, though, you can be sure that a few dark curse words and some not-so-friendly spell ideas are going through her mind, without her being able to show it aloud or with gestures.
She would have her arms around you the entire time, keeping you close until the other person understood that you were hers and nobody else's.
And when you guys get back home, she would insist that you cuddle with her to make up for the moment of insecurity and jealousy.
Fiona Goode
THE QUEEN of drama and jealousy.
Honestly, making Fiona jealous is like leaving a predator without prey.
Of course, she takes great care, despite her strong temper, not to seem like she's trying to pull you out of your comfort zone and push you away from the world for her sake.
But no one (nobody at all) goes unnoticed in Fiona Goode's eyes.
She will probably go to great lengths to touch you in the best places, just to tease you and make the person next to you feel uncomfortable enough to leave.
"It's a shame, my dear, but they're taken."
Just imagine her husky voice saying that, right in your face, also to tease you and to make sure she looks wild when she's jealous?
Fiona probably wouldn't let you talk much longer with the person afterward, or say goodbye. She would pull you to where she is and keep looking the whole time to see if the person isn't following you.
And if so, you can be sure that she would throw the person to the wall with no shame and no fear of being in public.
When you guys got home, she'd make a scene, again, to let you off the hook because she's a drama queen.
There would DEFINITELY be make-up sex.
And it would DEFINITELY be the best sex you've ever had in your life.
Zoe Benson
Crying, drama, insecurity and a little bit of fighting.
Zoe is overly afraid of losing you, but not to the point where she won't let you hang out with other people, friends in general.
The problem is that when the person starts to take advantage of the situation, Zoe becomes confused and desperate.
She is quite similar to Cordelia, though, when it comes to handling the scene itself.
Zoe will just cling to you to make sure she's in control and to make sure nothing bad happens.
However, things get worse on the way home, when she is silent throughout the ride.
She will probably lose her mind when justifying herself, letting her insecurity speak louder and expressing in an exaggerated way how important she is to her.
This is troubling because Zoe knows it is.
Anyway, when the fight is over, she will need some time to think and then she would probably come to you again, to apologize.
"I didn't want our relationship to be a threat, but I'm really afraid that you'll leave me for someone better."
She would hug you and then apologize if she sounded too possessive.
You would end up in a good mood, cuddling and thinking of a way to improve your relationship without jealousy that would be harmful to both of you.
Madison Montgomery
If you thought Fiona was the drama queen, wait until you see Madison.
She just can't control herself.
She doesn't want to control herself.
Every time someone comes close to you, she pulls you close to her very willingly and gives that typical killer look to whoever is looking at you two.
Madison is extremely possessive, especially when it comes to you.
Sure, she doesn't go around hitting and cussing people out for no reason (even though she can do that), but just staring Madison Montgomery intimidates a lot of people.
"How many times do I have to tell you that you're mine and nobody else's, (Y\N)?"
She'll find a stupid excuse to fight with you.
And then she'll drag herself out, pouting and apologizing, confessing how horrible she is as a person.
Or she will probably ask you for kisses to fix the situation.
There's make-up sex, but Madison isn't urgent and aggressive, not that part. She just wants to make love to you so you know no one else would top hers.
Misty Day
Misty is oddly bipolar with her jealousy of you.
Some hours, she may seem too possessive and feel the urge to punch someone because she thinks she's too inadequate for you.
But in the others, she handles it generally well, and just gets a little grumpy.
Considering that years of seclusion in the swamp have prevented her from feeling anything serious about anyone, being jealous is a very unusual and weird thing for Misty.
She doesn't know how to handle it well at first, but she learns to control herself. And she doesn't want to hurt anyone, most of all, especially you.
So most of the time, Misty will just slowly walk over, hug you and let you rest on her chest as she kisses your head and turns to the other person with a sweet little smile.
"Excuse me, the conversation must be great, but they already have a girlfriend, I'm sorry."
On the way home, she would insist on being isolated in her corner for a few seconds, and it would take a considerable amount of time to admit that she is genuinely jealous of you.
But overall, having Misty jealous is just as adorable as having her around.
Nan
Nan is not that over the top when it comes to being jealous of you.
I mean, except for the fact that she can control people's minds - and easily can control hers as well - she doesn't show overly jealousy, and maybe isn't even overly jealous.
She knows that you would never betray her like that, nor would you exchange her for anyone without a reason behind it.
But, of course, Nan has her moments of extreme caution.
She first assesses the person, reads their mind to be on the safe side, just to know how to approach them without scaring you off.
If it's someone who is clearly just someone close and significant to you, she'll let it go, take your hand and gently lead you away, apologizing later.
But if she catches some ulterior motive, oh, then that person is probably screwed for life.
"Oh, sorry, I read your mind, I feel something is wrong and I want to secure my territory. (Y\N) is mine and mine alone."
Nan doesn't like to fight with you, and when you have alone time, she just wants to make sure you're comfortable with her and that your relationship is going well.
The two of you cuddling after discussing the relationship and making a decision about Nan's adorable bouts of jealousy.
Queenie
Get ready for the jealous queen.
Honestly, I feel sorry for the person who decided to test Queenie's patience, especially when it comes to you.
She hates to think about the possibility that you would replace her, but it's impossible not to when everyone else has already replaced her.
Queenie is not at all afraid to approach the person and you when they are jealous.
And she'll hug you and kiss you real quick just so the person on the other end understands that you already belong to someone else.
I don't even need to go into detail about her being a voodoo witch, do I?
Of course, Queenie's case isn't as severe as Marie's, but there would definitely be a thought about creating a doll of the person.
Although Queenie knows the limits of voodoo and knows that it would be cruel if you knew she was hurting someone out of jealousy, so she won't even bring it up and will promise to forget about it quickly.
LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of curses. Every one she knows.
"Listen here, pervert, they already have someone, okay? Get the fuck out!"
You wouldn't fight, even though she always ends the day with a hot head.
She just wants you to know that you're important to her, and that nothing and no one in the world could ever break the bond you have.
Myrtle Snow
Myrtle knows how to deal with feelings, but she's not ready to be jealous of someone.
That's why she is confused about this, about her behavior when she notices that you seem quite happy in the company of someone other than her.
Since Myrtle doesn't control her impulses, she will probably approach you and make up an excuse for you to pull away from the other person, without using excuses or justifying yourself, just getting you out of the way.
No, she would never commit any atrocity with the person who was chatting with you. Myrtle Snow promised that she would change that part of her behavior for you and she will keep it until the end.
"I don't understand, (Y\N), I felt strange… seeing you with them…"
"That's jealousy, Myrtle dear", you'd say, laughing and finding that very cute.
Myrtle would certainly ask Cordelia for advice after the first scene of jealousy, for fear that she was feeling something really wrong, or even to cope better without running the risk of pushing you away.
Anyway, as long as she doesn't lose you, Myrtle doesn't mind feeling weird…
Mallory
Mallory wouldn't handle jealousy, that's the answer.
She would feel too awkward to set boundaries with you, and anyway, she would feel awkward approaching someone out of the blue.
But even if she insists on not hurting you, that feeling that something is wrong would haunt her forever. And that's one thing Mallory would never admit.
Then she would be content to approach you very slowly, putting a hand on your shoulder or wrapping your hips around. And look the person on the other end of the conversation straight in the eye.
"Don't you think you've talked enough?"
She won't say it in a possessive way, but she will turn extremely red when she's done, pulling you back and taking you back to where she was before.
The conversation would be calm and sincere, and Mallory would express that she loves you very much and that she just couldn't bear to lose you.
But she knows you love each other too much - and she loves you enough - to just take care of you like no one else ever would.
Marie Laveau
I just wanted to say that anyone who decides to make Marie Laveau jealous is pretty crazy.
She LITERALLY is the Voodoo Queen, what did you expect?
Years of experience to be sure how to handle such a situation.
Marie won't let it go and will immediately talk to the person who is showing ulterior motives towards you (and believe me, she knows very well when a person is or isn't…)
"They already have someone, and that someone isn't you, so get the fuck out."
She wouldn't dare call you names or fight you out of jealousy (definitely Marie is someone who thinks it's cheesy to fight out of jealousy and make a scene)
A LOT of make-up sex.
She loves to tease and tease you during sex after a jealous scene like that.
Marie loves to get you flustered, she thinks it's cute and she's even more in love with you when she's done teasing.
No, no chance of having a person's voodoo spread in Marie's quarters.
Or, at least, not that you ever found out about it…
Kyle Spencer
Kyle is usually not jealous.
But it's because he learned that the rare times he did show it, things got highly self-defeating.
He doesn't want to scare you, so now he just walks up to you, pulls you into his strong arms as he looks you up and down, then kisses you on the nose and pulls you out of the way.
He's secretly ashamed that he can't get the words out anymore, which is why he's always quiet when it comes to a scene like this.
Back in the day, before the accident and death, he was out of control and things almost always ended in a beating, and he doesn't want to be that way anymore, not after meeting you.
"(Y\N). Not. Comfortable."
He would whisper to you as he tried to explain to you what happened, and as he watched to see if you were okay.
When you were alone, he would cuddle with you and pet you, just to make sure you weren't mad that he pulled you out of a conversation where you seemed happy.
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Evans on Valentine's Day + moodboards!!
Summary ➛ Some things I think the Evans would do for you for Valentine’s day.
Tags ➛ @famela-i @frqxto
Paring ➛ The Evans × gender netrual reader
Characters ➛ Tate Langdon, Kit Walker, (Post-death) Kyle Spencer, Jimmy Darling, James Patrick March, Kai Anderson, Evan Peters.
A/n ➛ I’ve been in the Ahs fandom since 2014 but I’ve never posted anything I’ve written about it so I decided now would be a good time to start, request are open <3
Warnings ➛ A bit of cursing and suggestiveness
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➛ Tate Langdon ☻
✎.. Makes sure its perfect.
Tate's sure you're a blessing sent from the angels above gracing him with a holy light to show they see the slightest bit of Tate redeeming himself by resisting his violent urges, and losing you would make him go more insane than he already is, with you the world just doesn't seem to be as dark and if you were to leave there's a chance he would hurt again.
Sadly, he doesn't have much access to the outside world so he gets Addie to buy you gifts.
kicks his feet back and forth as he wraps your gifts in old Christmas paper from back when he was still alive as he pictures your face lighting up from his gifts.
Does start crying though because he begins to think that you’re too good for material items along with him and you deserve to spend your day with someone not as horrible as him.
Afterward he gets Addie to steal a rose their mother gets from her hookups so he can give it to you.
His other gifts are two teddy bears that made him immediately think of you and him. a cheesy Halloween/valentines card, and chocolate skeletons.
He's so excited about your reaction, he's never had a valentine before.
➛ Moodboard
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➛ Kit Walker ☻
✎… He can pull, it’s really obvious. He’s had plenty of valentines growing up so gifting you should be a piece of cake, right?
Wrong.
As much as I love Kit I have the feeling he doesn't pay attention to others that much. That's not his fault though he's just always stressed or busy.
When he's overhears his friends about what they're getting their partners he freaks out.
Valentine's day isn't too long away and he hasn't got you anything.
He feels like a terrible partner and he really doesn't want to make you upset in any way so as soon as he gets off work he calls Lana to ask what's the hottest thing goin on in town for couples.
Drive-in horror movies.
He's not the biggest fan of horror movies, in fact, he's deathly scared of them but for you, he can endure it.
Gets the kids to make you a card and plans the day out for the two of you, milkshakes and stupid death beach movies.
He hopes this goes good.
➛ Moodboard
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➛ Kyle Spencer ☻
(Post death)
✎… He loves Valentines day so much.
Doesn’t really understand it at all, but he knows you like to spend lots of time with him and give him kisses and cuddle and really that’s all that matters too him.
He doesn’t like to go out in public since you won’t let him slip his hands under your shirt or slip let him take your hands and slip them under his shirt (not sexually he just loves physical touch) so he prefers to stay inside and cuddle.
Kyle waits until you left with the other witches to sneak outside and pluck daisies to give you cause he wants to show his appreciation for your kisses and cuddles.
Wants to hold your hand and hear words he doesn’t know the meaning of leave your lips and kiss them before you drift in eachothers arms.
Has a giddy smile on his face from the thought of it.
➛ Moodboard
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➛ Jimmy Darling ☻
✎… Like Kyle, he doesn’t really like to go out, his reason being that the two of you can have a perfect date right where you are.
Why spend money doing something you might not even like when you two can spend it at work!! It's just so perfect.
He’ll even get Paul to stop it when you guys get to the very top so you can just look at the stars.
Puts all his money together and expands his..side job to more women to afford a star necklace for you.
Wont shut up about how he’s going to bring you in for a kiss and put it around your neck before you get of the Ferris wheel.
It’s absolutely perfect, for someone who’s perfect in his eyes.
➛ Moodboard
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➛ James Patrick March ☻
(pre-death)
✎… He’s so incredibly romantic.
Wakes you up bright in early and showers you with kisses, waiting until you practically scream for him to get off of you (personally I would never do that)
Tells you to clear your schedule to cause the two of you are having dinner tonight.
Due to his incredibly busy schedule, he won't be able to spend the whole day with you which he dreads.
A lot of people like to check into the hotel on Valentine's day and he loves to pry on young couples, especially those looking for a threesome with a rich man who might take a liking to the pair.
Although their attempts at a wealthy life would be hopeless and James has his eyes only on you.
As he slits the neck of his last victim of the evening, he makes sure to call upon Mrs. Evers to clean the mess as he sets and private candlelight dinner where no one, even his maid, will be able to interrupt the two of you.
Won't be able to keep a finger off of you the entire night, pulling you in for a deep kiss every moment your words come to end.
Truly, he isn't trying to be rude when he says this but he does wish you would shut up so he can taste more of you.
➛ Moodboard
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➛ Kai Anderson ☹︎
✎… What the fuck..
I mean how selfish of you to even think Kai would even do something for you.
He has a job. He’s working to create the world into his perfect image. He doesn’t have time to spend on something silly like showing affection to you on a stupid day.
Why does Valentine's day matter if he shows his love for you everyday?
He gives you a small kiss if your upset because deep down he really does love you and he doesn’t want to lose you over anything.
You know he loves you though, he's just very busy.
➛ ahs masterlist.
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Reader on their period
How would the evans react
The Evans, when its your time of the month..
(Mentions of blood and sex)
Tate Langdon
He'd keep checking on you to make sure you were OK.
He would sit and listen to your favourite songs with you.
Play scrabble with you to pass the time.
He would run you a bath with black rose petals, of course, and sit with you.
He would steal medication from around the house for you. He would hate seeing you in pain.
Offer you plenty of cuddles and belly rubs.
He would clean your sheets if you bled on them.
Kit Walker
He would come home from work with flowers and chocolate.
He would come home on this lunch break to check on you.
He'd cook you your favourite meal for dinner.
Before he would go to work in the morning, he would get you a hot water bottle and kiss you on the forhead.
He'd go to the shop for you whenever you needed anything.
Kyle Spencer
Pre death
He would walk you to any classes you had to go to.
He would sneak you in his dorm to cuddle you all night.
He wouldn't get mad at your mood swings, he knew you didn't mean it.
He would get snacks and watch your favourite film, even if it was a romance film.
Frankenkyle
He would be confused as to why you're moody. You would have to explain that you couldn't help it and didn't mean it.
He would be freaked out that you're bleeding and not understand why.
He would be concerned, get upset, and cuddle you.
Jimmy Darling
He would get slight ptsd from his encounter with Desiree Dupree 🫣.
He'd try his best to comfort you.
He would round up the others, and they would try to cheer you up.
He'd ride into town to get you anything you needed, day or night (as long as the show hadn't started)
Offer you alcohol to numb any pain you were in and tuck you into bed in his trailer.
James Patrick March
Has Miss Evers on standby for any bloody sheets.
He isn't bothered by a bloody mess at all. If anything, he likes it, so he wants to pleasure you.
He would arrange a nice dinner to be cooked for you in the evening.
Absinthe on had to numb the pain.
He'd shower you in gifts and jewels (even if they were from the dead)
Kai Anderson
He doesn't mind blood.
But he thinks you're weak for letting it affect your emotions.
He thinks you're denying your body of its true meaning (having a baby). Bleeding is your punishment.
He would tease you sexualy but not give anything untill you were finished.
He's unpredictable. He might occasionally show you sympathy and give you a cuddle but not for long.
But dont worry, Winter would be there to help you and offer support.
Colin Zabel
He would get you a hot water bottle and make you a coffee before he left for work.
He would text you throughout the day to check in.
Although embarrassed, he would buy you pads/tampons from the shop (not making eye contact as he bought them)
He would return from work with flowers and your favourite snacks.
He would order takeout for you, and you would watch movies and eat in bed.
You would receive all the cuddles and kisses he had to give.
He would tell him mum/mom you couldn't come over for dinner untill you were better.
#evan peters#tate langdon#kyle spencer#kit walker#jimmy darling#james patrick march#kai anderson#colin zabel#american horror story#fanfic#fanfiction#evan peters fanfic#imagines#headcannons#ahs fanfic#violet harmon#mare of easttown#ao3#wattpad
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coughs and sneezes
Y/n sips on her vitamin water and cringes at the taste but she reminds herself that she is grateful that she’s not like her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend is currently stuck in bed, coughing and sneezing up a storm as she stirs the butternut squash soup. Which happens to be his favorite comfort soup for when he is sick. She eyes the toaster oven where she placed two pieces of thick French baguette for him to have with his soup.
He’s been pretty quiet for about a half hour and she purses her lips together in concern. She waits a little longer until the soup is at a full boil and turns off the stove before making her way towards the bedroom.
The door is cracked open and she peaks in revealing him laying there under the covers, he’s got his laptop on his lap and she smiles softly- releasing that he seems to be doing okay.
“Hey Ev, how are you feeling?” she questions, walking into the room- her slippers dragging against the hardwood floor.
Evan pauses the movie he’s watching and drops his head to the side, his curls falling on his red hot cheeks as she walks towards him. “Hi.” He says weakly. “I’m doing better.”
Y/n nods and sits in the edge of his bed, sitting directly next to him as he moves the laptop from his lap so she can inspect him better.
“You hot?” She asks, resting her plan of his forehead causing him to close his eyes.
“I’m actually kinda cold.” He shifts, opening his eyes once she pulls her hand away.
“Hmm” she lets out, nodding as she brings her hands to his cheek to caress it. “Do you want another vitamin c water?” She asks.
“No. I had two already.” He groans making her hum in response sympathetically.
“Okay. How about you come to the dining room to eat your soup and then I’ll help you get ready for a nice hot shower?”
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Evan sits at the table with his chin resting against his palm as y/n places the soup and bread in-front of him. He thanks her with a hum and she kisses his hair in return while he dips his spoon into the bowl.
“Good?” She asks and he nods, “make sure to eat all of your bread okay? I don’t want you to get nauseous after your antibiotics.” She calls out to him from where he’s heading to the kitchen ti retrieve his medication.
“Mkay.” He says tiredly.
Y/n frowns before making her way towards him, dropping the pills into his napkin before taking a seat across from him.
They smile silently at one another as he eats. They’re both quiet as he eats but y/n doesn’t mind, she’s happy he’s up and about after the weekend he had. She hates seeing him so ill, she was getting really worried for a few days.
Y/n would set an alarm every hour so she could check on him just in case, now it seemed like she could finally sleep through the night tonight.
“That hit the spot.” He sighs pushing the bowl away from him awhile he downed the pills with some room temperature water she gave him.
“Good. You’re getting your strength back.”
-
She has her hand on his back as they walk towards the bathroom where she had already started the shower.
Y/n laid a towel out for him to make sure the process would be a breezy one, he could jump in and jump right out and then go back to bed.
“Thanks baby.” Evan said as he sat on the toilet, lifting his arms as she pulled his t-shirt over his head.
She might have been babying him a little too much for his liking but he didn’t want to say anything to her. He appreciated what she was doing for him and he felt terrible for putting all of this on her.
“Any time, my love.” She said as he stood up and watched as he pushed his sweats down his legs, followed by his boxers.
He wiggles his eyebrows at her causing her to scoff making his fit of giggles to turn into a small coughing fit. Evan raised his hands up at her, signaling he was fine because he knew she’d try to get him ten more cough drops.
“In you go.” She chirped. “Call me if you need me, I’ll go make the bed comfy.” She said before closing the bathroom door.
“I won’t be long.” He said.
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He slipped on a fresh pair of thick champion socks and a new set of sweats as she fluffed out the pillows one more time before he was done.
“Thanks.” He smiled.
“I was thinking we can go for a walk tomorrow? You can get some fresh air.” She added as he climbed into the bed.
“Yea, I’d like that.” He said as he snuggled against the fluffy duvet and extra fluffed pillows making y/n smile proudly at him.
“I’m so happy you’re doing a little better.” She huffed out in relief.
“Me too!” He laughed. “I love you, you know?” He said seriously as she walked towards the closet to grab her bathrobe so she could take a shower.
“I know.” She mused, smiling lovingly at him.
“You always take care of me and I am so lucky.” He hums closing his eyes, letting the waves of drowsiness wash over him.
“I know.” She says playfully, walking towards him, “Me too,” She adds, kissing his forehead causing him to drift asleep.
#evan peters x reader#evan peters x y/n#evan peters fluff#evan peters imagine#ahs evan peters#kai anderson#evan peters#kit walker#mr gallant#tate langdon#Evan peters blurb#Evan peters headcannon#Evan peters x you#kyle spencer#austin sommers#james patrick march#Mr March
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꒦‧₊ ꒷ HEADCANNONS: team stan with a rich friend! ✧.*
✧.* tags: college au,
✧.* Characters: kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, stan marsh, butters scotch. eric cartman
a/n: the request was for a friend like Cher Horowitz from clueless but i haven't seen clueless in forever so i kind of just wrote it like having a rich friend! team craig is on the way tomorrow !!
masterlist
Kenny
Youve got yourself a sugar baby right here
Lit rally so happy to carry your shopping bags for HOURS
Just buy him some auntie anns and he’s good for the day
Whenever cartman makes fun of him for being poor, you pull out $100 and and just hand it to kenny
“Guys let’s go to the $100 store! Oh wait, you can’t go eric :( sorry, i guess you’ll have to keep saving the tips from the job you don’t have”
kyle
He’s your voice of reason
“No don’t spend $300 on that bag it’s fake leather”
Don’t ask him how he’s suddenly versed in designer fabrics
He helps you with your homework
You offer to pay him but he says it’s not necessary
Definitely doesn’t fight you on it though,,,
Who's going to say no to $50 for helping someone with their math homework?
Stan
He doesn’t know how to act around rich people
Likes to get fast food with you and make you guess how much things are
“So we’re going to get 2 milkshakes and 2 large fries”
“Okay! I’ve got $40 in cash, is that enough?”
"...not exactly"
please don't take him to a fancy dinner
he will in fact freak out and find a way to fall out of his chair while dragging the table cloth with him
Cartman
He gives kenny shit but this little bitch with do ANYTHING for money
Fucker is your butler now
You could ask him to be your footstool during class and he’d be on the ground in a SECOND
“OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY KYLE! Your door, yn”
Butters
Is baffled that you’re rich and you want to hang out with HIM??
You guys go shopping together! Stopping in plushie stores!
Tbh he’s kind of like a little pet
But in the best way
He’s just having a good time because you’re having a good time
And you have a good time because he’s such a good vibe
“And then we have to stop by spencers because they have a collab with my favorite band right now, then we’re going to the burberry store-”
“Well geez, yn, that’s one of those really expensive stores”
“Butters I literally own three islands off the coast of greenland. I could buy this mall if i wanted to.”
He is, again, baffled
#cartman exists to be made fun of#south park#corporatefrog#butters stotch#eric cartman#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#south park x reader#south park headcanons
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The evans reactions to reader saying a kinda flirty joke to them/ headcannon
Evan Peters
"are you my favorite food? Cause i be craving you all the time"
Would be a little confused at first and start laughing a bit
You guys would both burst out laughing till you cant breathe for a while
"im never saying anything like that again" "what no it was cute tho"
Thinks it's cute and that's your guy's thing now
Tate Langdon
"are you a ghost? Cause i see you being my boo"
Immediate burst out laughing to the point hes hunched over trying to breathe
"was it that bad?" "N-no baby-" *more laughter*
After comes up with a even more funnier more flirty joke and you guys just end up coming up with more and more jokes
Would definitely love it tho
Kit walker
"do you have a name? Or can i call you mine?"
Would definitely have a big smile
Would grab your waist and smile while looking at you
"well you already can ms walka"
Gives you a big ole kiss
He adores your jokes all the time and sometimes comes up with even better ones
Kyle Spencer (pre death)
"do you drink soda? Cause you look so-da-licious"
Would probably become a little flustered bc lets all be honest hes so boyfriend and hes so babe
Would probably need a little reassurance idk
"wow, you really mean that?" *Nods*
Would definitely make a even dirtier joke and you would be the one blushing 100% hes the king of dirty jokes in my mind a little bit only when you guys are messing around he wouldnt just say it hes not like his frat brothers ugh i hate them
Jimmy Darling
"are you a sea lion? Cs i can see you lion in my bed tonight"
I feel like he would smile a bit then would deff say something that you would like blush like crazy at
Would deff walk over to you and kiss you
Yall when i tell you this man would not be playin with his joke
Yall would be busy...and tired... For a while...
James Patrick March
"If i had to wait my entire life to experience your love, i would. for when im withered away i’d have experienced heaven before i’ve even reached it" (i didnt come up with this one or any other one jst wanted to say that)
You would have to use something poetic for him to truly understand idk i jst feel like he would mainly understand then
His heart (if it was still beating) would literally burst
Never wanted to kiss you more in his lifeeee (his life already ended) (damn im just clownin him mb i love him)
"oh my dear, *says the best poetic rizz ever to the point your jaw literally drops*"
Was deff waiting for an opportunity to use that poem/ poetic rizz on you
Kai Anderson
HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH NONSENSE?!
HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK TO DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THAT
Literally thrown down the basement stairs
Winter has to probably try and save you from him or after hes done slapping you across the face she comforts you
Get with winter
Shes the one for all of us tbh
Or he would probably "punish you" by fucking you really rough or something
Yeah just get with winter
Peter Maximoff
"damn you're fast. Are you my heart? cs its going as fast as you"
Deff a blush would come onto his face
Would say something cocky
"wanna see how fast i can go doing something...else?"
Literally the king of dirty jokes everyday and all day
You would end up blushing and yall would deff uh...be busy after that..
Also i didnt make any of these pick up lines sooo😭
#evan peters#tate langdon#kit walker#kyle spencer#jimmy darling#james march#james patrick march#kai anderson#headcanon
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PROPER HELLO!!
my name is law and im 14. (just gonna be honest yall, so i will definitely not write any smut or anything odd!) i dont wanna say my ethnicity but i live in germany. ive liked tokio hotel since about may, last year. and my favorite band members are tom and gustav! (we need more gustav edits bro) i have a editing account since october 2022 with 2k followers and a discord server (might drop the link and/or user someday 🙏) i also like life is strange AND TWD! (basically stated everything i like in my hashtags ❤️) if you saw my first post.. my favorite characters are chloe, sean and warren. if im honest with yall i am NEVER gonna play lis tc. it just seems so.. bleurgh.. i also like american horror story! mhmm.. evan peters.. (kyle spencer and tate langdon are my favorite characters from him) although i havent like murder house i really enjoyed it when i watched it for the second time! tate?? mhmm.. violet?? mhmm.. my favorite season is coven btw, i LOVE it!! (sorry..)
WHAT I WILL WRITE!
imagines,fluff,headcannons..
if you ask yourself for who, lets just say..
tokio hotel!
(have in mind that this is my FIRST time writing so its gonna be HORRIBLE.. but hey atleast give me a try.)
WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE!
obviously smut, any weird kinks,people or roles idk of, and just probably just anything i cant write?..
anyways thanks for reading all this and i hope for some requests!! and if not then watch out for me!! ;-;
(i kinda found out how to make this post a bit more interesting with these colors and stuff..)
#american horror story#bill kaulitz#evan peters#life is strange#tokio hotel#tom kaulitz#tate langdon#kit walker#kyle spencer#james patrick march#kai anderson#chloe price#warren graham#sean diaz#the walking dead#rick grimes#carl grimes#glenn rhee#ellie williams#the last of us#chico lachowski#emma roberts#lawspeak#georg listing#gustav schäfer
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About Me!
Name: K :)
Pronouns: She/Her!
Favorite characters: Kyle Broflovski ( literally he’s so me coded ) and Stan Marsh ( he’s literally my baby!! my baby 😠) Kenny McCormick, Butters/Margarine Craig Tucker, and Tweek Tweak, Wendy Testaburger
Favorite Ships: Style! ( literally could read style fics for hours ) Creek! Stendy! Stendyle! Kenny x Margarine
headcannons
• Kyle is six two! Craig is six five! tallest boys in the school!
• Stan and Kenny are both around 5”10/11
• Tweek & Kyle have very preppy styles, while Stan and Craig have more of a street style
• Craig has autism :)
• Bebe is five foot even and everyone makes fun of her for being the shortest person in the class
• Stan is a functioning alcoholic
• Craig plays basketball for the school ( he doesn’t like )
• Tweek and Butters are theater kids! Kyle is too but on the tech side isn’t as loud about.
• Nichole has hooked up with Kyle before at a party while they were both drunk. They NEVER speak about it.
• Tolkien throws all of the parties
• Kyle loves to drive
• Stan is bi but not open about it
• Kenny hooks up with everyone ( sometimes for money) but has a soft spot for Margarine
• Margarine has a huge crush on Kenny
• Wendy is head cheerleader, and caption of the volleyball team AND Student Body President!!
• Kyle and Wendy have an academic rivalry
• Cartman refuses to get his license bc he likes making ppl drive him around
• Shelly is dating Kenny’s brother Kevin
• Stan plays hockey, Kenny does too but can’t for the school because he works THREE jobs!
• Kenny’s three jobs are at Taco Bell, Dollar Tree, and Spencer’s
• Stan and Kyle sleep in the same bed during sleepovers
Favorite Friendships:
Clyde & Craig, Tweek & Butters, Butters & Stan, Wendy & Kyle, Kyle & Tolkien, Tolkien & Wendy, Bebe & Tweek & Butters and Kenny, Kenny & Stan & Kyle
Note: I have a lot more headcannons tho for all of the characters, and all these apply to all of my fanfics I write abt SP, it’s an AU :)
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I have a bunch of headcannons about where everyone would work at the mall.
Stan works at journeys, not very jock of him but the band shirts and shoes are discount! He acts like he doesnt like the store music but he sings along in the backroom when he thinks no ones around.
Kyle got a job at mens warehouse. Well his mom got him a job at mens wearhouse. He knows enough to get by when it comes to suits, or at least enough to ring people up and count the minutes until he can leave. He hates it but actually hes kind of good at suit styling.
Kennys had various jobs around the mall and has been let go for some reason or another. He was at spencers before they caught him stealing shitty vibrators, auntie annes before he set a (pretty large) grease fire, and claires fired him after he tried the piercing gun on his nose. Now hes sitting at a little stand inbetween stores selling knock off sunglasses and cellphone accessories.
Cartman grabs milkshakes and bothers everyone.
#south park#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#kenny mccormick#eric cartman#i wanna write a whole bunch of shenanigans they get into and ofc everyone else#BUT i just wanted to info dump what i already had#sp mall au
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Hi :) I really love your work, it's really entertaining. Could you do one on how the Evans would react if somebody was hitting on you?
How the Evans would react to someone hitting on you
Tysm for your kind words and your request!
Tate Langdon:
would glare at them from across the room
Would be very frustrated if you weren’t doing anything to stop the person from flirting with you
You’d know he reached his breaking point (which doesn’t take a while to get to) when he leaves the room
If it’s a ghost from the house hitting on you, he would simply tell them to go away (since the ghosts are weird ngl)
Would make remarks about your clothing like “well maybe wear something else” if you are wearing a skirt, but you shut that shit down
You’d have to explain that no one is going to “take you away from him”
After that he’d feel a lot better, but still wouldn’t like it
Kit Walker:
Trusts you with all of his heart
He knows you wouldn’t ever cheat on him
He wouldn’t really care, unless you seem uncomfortable, or the person is getting touchy or making too many raunchy comments
He would tell them that you weren’t interested, but if they still didn’t leave, Kit would start to get mad and act more “tough” and aggressive
He’d find it kind of amusing
Only because he trusts you so much and knows that you’re never going to do something on purpose to hurt him
Kyle Spencer:
Pre death
Again, he wouldn’t like people hitting on you, but he trusts you a lot
If it’s a random person hitting on you, he would be very patient and wouldn’t tell them to go away if they weren’t doing anything to make you uncomfortable
But god forbid it’s one of his frat friends
Kyle would tear them a new one
Respectfully
Kind of
He would basically tell them to knock it off and that if they ever tried to pull that again he’d kill them
Whenever someone is hitting on you, he would come up to you and wrap his arms around your waist, placing a soft kiss to the side of your face
Post death
Wouldn’t like it one bit
Would get very angry very quickly
You would have to reiterate to him that you love him and only him
He wouldn’t really understand what the person was saying, like if they were making weird dirty jokes
But if they started to get touchy and making very rude comments towards you, then he would understand and have a huge problem
He would glare at the person until you wrap your arms around him and rest your head on his shoulder, then he’d only stare
Jimmy Darling:
it’s complicated with him
He trusts you, but he also is convinced you’re going to find someone better and leave him
Give him a LOT of reassurance
He’s already insecure because of his hands
You would feel him stiffen and you’ll notice his jaw tighten
He would death glare the person until you placed a hand on his arm, distracting him from the person and bringing attention to yourself
You’d be the person to leave the situation with Jimmy, who’d be more focused on staring down the person
That night you would be big spoon as he softly cried and expressed all of his anxieties to you
Kai Anderson:
Kai already doesn’t let you out often, but the one time he does let you go out with him to get coffee, and someone hit on you, you wouldn’t be able to go out for months
If someone from the cult hit on you, they would be dead by the next morning
Wouldn’t tolerate that kind of behavior and would immediately drag you away from that person (if you were in public)
Would half blame you and half blame the other person
Tells you not to wear certain things
At first you refuse, but the Smurf is scary and intimidating, especially if they run a cult
Evan Peters:
Again, he trusts you with all of his heart and more
Wouldn’t butt in unless you were uncomfortable
Would stay with you the entire time
Would hold you hand or wrap an arm around your waist
He would respectfully tell the person to leave if they were clearly bothering you
If they didn’t he’d just simply walk away with you
Would be a little bit insecure, so you’d have to reassure him you weren’t just gonna up and leave him
But once you tell him that he’ll never think you’re just gonna leave him
#Kai Anderson#kai anderson x reader#kai anderson headcanons#Evan peters#evan peters x reader#Evan peters headcannons#Tate langdon#Tate langdon x reader#tate langdon headcanon#Kyle Spencer#Kyle Spencer x reader#kyle Spencer headcannons#jimmy darling#jimmy darling x reader#Jimmy darling headcannons#kit walker#kit walker x reader#Kit walker headcannons#american horror story#ahs cult#ahs coven#ahs murder house#ahs asylum#ahs freak show
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Heyyy you know what’s up uncle Nina!! I know someone asked about Stan headcannons but hear me out…what about Kyle’s?? This question comes with much love <3333
ohhhhh i wonder who sent this in! it’s a mystery!~ your wish is my command, my friend. here are….far too many headcannons, or rather, kyleisms that i have curated about pep!kyle! there’s a lot of interweaved #headstannons because they are frighteningly codependent! mentally ill kings!
i hope this is everything you were hoping for! also absolutely no spell check! -uncle nina <3
-37 freckles on his face ( stan triple checked )
-god made him brilliant but nerfed him by giving him diabetes…he also is anemic as fuck, has asthma, rosecea, ocd and i want to say like high functioning autism? he is giving me spencer reid energies so hard
-he’s also like seriously agoraphobic sometimes and a hypochondriac ( a lot of this is shelias fault for being like batshit insane...also he really really loves shelia like stan and kyle are both mommas boys as fuck but oh my god she drives him NUTS )
-lived in new jersey until he was like 6 and starting kindergarten and if he’s really really mad or really really relaxed the New Jersey accent sometimes comes out and it’s so iconic we love u kyley b
-he is proportioned like a pixar mom it is mindboggling best ass in class like several years running with no close competition omg
-really likes socks? like that sounds weird but he does not like the feeling of the cold ass floor or the scratchy ass carpet on his feet hell no!! he likes to be cozy, okay? he particularly likes the fuzzy ones and is the one person actually literally stoked to get socks for bdays
-kyle is actually a really really good artist and draws stan a lot especially when he is asleep in class aw
-CARRIES AROUND A LITTLE LEATHER BOUND JOURNAL THAT LIKE NO ONE HAS EVEN SEEN INSIDE OF EVER!!!!! like it is TOP SECRET!!!! kenny calls it kyle's death note shdlashd like what are u writing in there bestie...let me see :)
-can speak…so many languages obv english, hebrew, took french but could probably finesse italian and spanish, currently learning arabic but regrettably despite being an avid anime enjoyer does not know japanese and stans english rizz level is zero but his japanese rizz level is 100000 so sometimes stan uses that power for evil and kyle is like idk what u said to me but i need u to kiss me on the mouth rn rn
-speaking of every member of the cfpom is an avid anime enjoyer…but stan shskks…who has seen istg like dragon ball z and pokémon. idk he gets overstimulated. cartman was like dawg ur literally asian wtf that’s ur people! and he was like listen fartman! being asian does not mean i have to like anime!!! that’s such a micro-oppression!! and kyle was like stan it’s microaggression but good guess bb shsjsj
anyways they all have like long winded discussions about it ( stan sits there and looks pretty he’s v good at his job ) idk what anime is kyle fav…i feel like it’s really obscure and he’s hyperfixated on it. its a kyle/kenny thing ( marj sometimes tags ) but they watch a lot of anime together…kyle had like 2 trulys and told kenny stan kind of looked like eren jaeger and KENNY NEVER LETS HIM LIVE THAT SHIT DOWN
-cannot see like two feet in front of him without his contacts in or his ugly ass librarian glasses on his face
-however his bad eyesight is repaid tenfold in having extremely good hearing like it’s scary good like he may not be able to see u but he can he can hear u whispering abt him allllll the way across the hallway and his arms are long as fuck!!!! so he will not have to reach very far to smack the fuck out of u!!! dhsjskd!!! talk shit get hit bitch!!!
tbh if he’s faced away from u i feel like he can basically identify u by his perception of the energy ur giving off…it’s like particularly good w stan who i swear to god he can hear the faintest shitty doc marten scuff against the pavement or the tiniest emo boy nose ring star charm jingle from the other side of planet earth and will RUN
-downside is he has really sensitive ears and is very easily startled by loud noises :( one of my favorite pep!style things is that anytime there’s about to be a loud sound like if stan is about to run the garbage disposal he always always always says LOUD NOISE and warns him aw like stan does not really snap but if u randomly start to make a loud noise he’ll be like dude shut the fuck up ur gonna scare kyle!!!! >:o
-kyle having really good hearing is really funny to me because stan is fucking deaf from listening to music at the apex of volumes and constantly is like WHAT HUH WHO WHAT which pisses kyle off sooooo much — this is a headstannon but stan has perfect pitch so when kyle is yelling at him just to be annoying he goes like a a-flat c woooah f-sharp shsksk
-carries all of stans little adhd boy things before he runs into the mosh pit in return kyle gets to wear stans jacket like his life depends on it ( anemia ) and stan puts his big clunky sticker bombed headphones on him bc it’s loud in there aww also squeezes his hand every time for good luck
-is extremely paranoid and overprotective of his phone because on a middle school field trip cartman asked to borrow a phone to call his mom and kyle did one…kind thing and it bit him in the ass bc cartman found his extremely secret gay ass tumblr blog and like read all of the entries out to everyone there was a lot of personal poetry and shit it was….fuck u cartman
he effectively outed kyle in middle school like that it was really humiliating and brutal
and it wasn’t clear what boy he was talking abt buuuuuut i think we know guys
-when stan is in a major depression episode and can’t get out of bed kyle reads to him <3 it’s his equivalent to when he’s laid up in the hospital in immunocompromised boy hell and stan brings his guitar and sings him songs aaa they’re so cute my sons!!!! pls!!!
also kyle is all stiff and cold and serious like he does not get goofy or vulnerable ever…but sometimes if stan is extra sad he’ll do embarrassing little voices for him just to hear him laugh im soooo
-the reading thing is like extra special to me because reading is like extremely stressful to stan because of his dyslexia and also kyle will rip on stan for basically everything but never ever ever for being dumb EVER!!! EVER!!!
like stan calls kyle stupid bc it’s funny bc kyle is the smartest person on planet earth but like if u call stan dumb or slow or stupid or tell him he’s an idiot he’ll like smile and laugh but the light totally leaves his eyes and he gets really quiet oh my god he’s heard it his whole life specifically from randy and it’s an echo chamber so he fully believes it and doesn’t argue against it it’s his biggest insecurity it like devastates kyle like it makes him homicidal
it’s so serious like i mean if ur even a little mean to stan kyle will rock u but if u like even like insinuate that stan is stupid kyle will put u in the fucking hospital if not the morgue
-closet swiftie argue with ur momma like kyle is so folklore evermore coded!! pep canon he thinks her lyricism is candid and beautiful! he’s gotta stick up for tall lanky pale bird baddies like him! style by taylor swift is literally on the top of delulu playlist, number one on repeat and is the peppermint fanfic flagship theme song!
-acts like he doesn’t care what people think of him…but also was like irreparably emotionally damaged by The List when it came out :(( like extremely body conscious is almost never not being actually completely enveloped by a horrible thrift store sweater ( which he is comforted by for nice and upsetting reasons ) and in full length pants…he only ever feels remotely confident about his appearance playing basketball :( kyle ur so pretty
-unlike stan who is uncomfortable receiving compliments on his appearance bc he gets so many and does not believe them, kyle gets like very flustered and overwhelmed by compliments because he is not used to them so if kyle is being annoying and u tell him his hair looks good he will short circuit ( stan does use this for evil and good )
-really bad road rage like is a way better driver than stan ( who is the worst driver ever it’s so scary ) but kyle is scarier bc if u cut him off he will cut ur life support and run u off the road
-his anxiety is really bad bc his mom literally fear mongers about EVERYTHING like tells him about every shooting on the news kidnapping new virus doomsday shit…like clinically he had anxiety but it was nurture AND nature
-i hate talking abt gerald bc i hate him…him and kyle are not very close but kyle wants to impress him which sucks ( style + daddy issues ) has been basically pushing kyle towards being a lawyer and getting into an Ivy League school since birth ( idk what he’ll do if he doesn’t get in he’s like rory gilmore he has no back up )
-he like never really got the chance to be soft bc gerald raised him to be a fucking machine gun it sucks so bad :((( i love u kyle
-stan and kenny straightened his hair once for shits and giggles and it was so long it was crazy…there’s a Polaroid…it’s everything
-actually very protective over ike even tho ike is a piece of shit like he will call ike a menace all day long but if YOU say it he’ll be like say it again little bitch!!! also this is actually comedy but ike thinks stan is like wicked cool and is constantly like!!!!!! oh it’s just u fuck this where is stan is stan coming…a love for stan runs in that family it’s crazy he is such a hit there
-ok last one i had to cut it out of chapter 11 bc it was too long but stan wrote a letter to santa asking him to make kyle healthy and give him a new liver instead of giving him the sick hotwheelz track he originally asked for bc kyle was sick in the hospital and was gonna miss hanukah ( little stan butchered that spelling )….and it got redirected to the broflovski house when “North Pole” clearly returned to sender by accident and it’s tacked up on the broflovski family wall of fame
-yes kyle is the only one who can read stans absolutely illegible handwriting
-also OKAY im done but it’s a style tradition every year kyle says happy hanukah stan and stan says merry christmas kyle bc it’s comedy
-live laugh kyle pile!
#style#kyle broflovski#listen.........i love kyle pile#this is so insane i am so sorry about this i could go on for HOURS but here is this#i hope this thrills u haha
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the coven (+ marie and kyle) realizing they must be in love with you would include...
Officially back and so ready to write for our coven!
To celebrate that I'm reopening requests, I decided to give you some headcannons. They've been running through my head for a while and I thought I should post them ASAP!
Hope you like it!
Anyway, enjoy!
Orders are officially reopened, but please take it easy! I don't want to leave anyone without posts around here!
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The Coven and Their Allies Realizing They're Must Be In Love With You (Young!Reader, just for the record!)
Cordelia Goode, Fiona Goode, Zoe Benson, Madison Montgomery, Misty Day, Nan, Queenie, Myrtle Snow, Mallory, Marie Laveau and Kyle Spencer!
Cordelia Goode
Ok, we know that Delia went through a lot before getting here and that her self-esteem is not the best…
Regardless if it's as Supreme or before that, Delia never felt enough for anyone to love her and definitely avoided falling in love.
Maybe after Hank, things got worse in that regard.
But there, in the middle of her path, there was you.
Cordelia tensed as she realized that she was liking you more than a friend.
She didn't want Fiona to know (if she was still alive), so she just kept it a secret.
Okay, maybe Myrtle would have been the first person to know that she was in love with someone again, but she was the exception.
And Cordelia had to process all that on her own for a long time before she got up the courage to talk to you.
It started with just an exchange of ideas, a casual conversation that happened out of the blue when she approached you somewhere you guys went together.
Cordelia even offered to buy you drinks from time to time, a way of signing that there was something more and a way to at least be helpful and content.
(Of course it wasn't out of the blue, Cordelia kind of calculated her steps (not in an obsessive way) so she could get to you without stuttering…)
Delia won you over little by little, and your conversations gave her the confidence to keep going ever since.
Until the day she thought she couldn't keep it all to herself anymore.
"I'll be honest, I don't think I've ever felt anything like this for anyone before, but the truth is, I'm in love with you, (Y\N)… And, you know, it's okay if you don't love me back."
Secretly, she wanted you to reciprocate.
And well, actually, you reciprocated because who wouldn't fall in love with Cordelia Goode, right?
Fiona Goode
Let's start with the fact that you destabilize Fiona's entire pose the moment she first lays eyes on you.
And has been doing so ever since.
Falling in love has never been a problem for Fiona, she has done it countless times, and every time her loves have yielded incredible things for her.
But with you, it's different, and feeling it knocked her out at first.
Like, she's the queen of self-centeredness, and all of a sudden, she starts caring more about someone else than herself…
Nobody, nobody at all, would know that Fiona Goode is in love.
Oh yeah, and then there's the age thing, which she found a little humiliating at first, especially when she realized it wasn't a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Of course, she had to make the first move.
And it would happen at a time when you're alone, at the bar, probably ordering a drink (similar to Cordelia's).
The difference is that Fiona wouldn't waste any time.
So, you can expect anything, anything, from her.
Endless flirting to make you blush.
And she always cracks that smile when she succeeds.
She will probably strike up a conversation, trying to find out what your tastes are, and use that to her advantage in an attempt to win you over.
Apart from the irresistible charm, which she uses even involuntarily.
Not to mention that once she got more intimate with you, she would brag about being the Supreme and most powerful witch ever.
"Would you ever consider dating someone older, (Y\N), like, casually?"
Zoe Benson
I believe Zoe (just like Luke) would be the most normal person to fall in love with, and handle it better than other girls.
Like, of course, she has the issue of her power and the like.
But I don't think she would consider that, especially after getting used to being a witch and having control of her powers.
Not that there wasn't that care and concern for her safety either, because the moment she realized everything, she wouldn't want to lose you.
I think she would also be like Cordelia and would need some more time to gain confidence in herself to confess her feelings for you.
Still, you can expect a few notes in the most unusual places you should find them, written by her.
Some were references to poems, others were song lyrics.
Zoe would use that feature to be able to declare herself to you without having to use her words.
A few subtle flirtations when you met casually, whether it was on purpose or not.
Zoe is incredibly distracted when she is in love with someone.
And that would yield great content for Madison, who would be the first to find out about her coven mate's new love.
In a pre-Apocalypse era, Cordelia would have been your confidant.
And if it happened after that, Zoe would find a way to handle it all on her own too.
Either way, Zoe wants you to be sure that being with her is completely safe, despite the troubled life she leads.
"I think I'm in love with you, (Y\N). I'm serious."
Madison Montgomery
(anon who asked me a while ago about madison falling in love and being a complete mess, this one's for you!)
I don't think I need to comment on how frustrated Madison would be to fall seriously in love.
She doesn't give in that easily to anyone, but with you it's strangely different.
You can expect a softer side of her to come out over the days.
Not that her bitch side didn't prevail, of course, but you get the point.
Madison has a huge difficulty with words, and she secretly doesn't want you to know that it's because she has self-esteem and emotional issues.
Usually, when she stutters to talk to you, Madison pretends it was just a random distraction, with something passing by that caught her attention.
And you know the truth, but you think it's cute when she doesn't admit it, so you just let it go.
When she decides to tease you for fear of showing too much weakness and showing her feelings, it gets hot…
Like, when her bitch persona takes over, you can expect the dirtiest flirting, with her claiming with all the certainty in the world that she's going to win you over, no matter what.
But the thing that always gives away how much Madison fell in love with you is her jealousy flare-ups.
If you're relatively close and hang out together, she'll get used to other people talking to you.
But if you start a friendship for now, you can expect that seeing another person too close to you would give her a nervous breakdown.
Another one of the cute things Madison in love would bring you.
Given time, she would open up to you, no dirty jokes, no malicious intent, just pure, genuine feelings.
"Fuck, (Y\N), I swear to God I'm going to regret this, but I need to tell you that I'm in love with you, and this time I mean it."
Misty Day
There is no more lovable person while in love than Misty Day.
(Okay, my favoritism plays a big part, but honestly, I can't imagine anything else happening on Misty's part.)
It's very likely that this is her first time falling in love with someone, and it leaves her literally in a panic for days…
She's always done pretty well on her own, but after she got to know you, she realized that company might not be such a bad idea.
But she's a little scared to get close to you, scared that you'll somehow abandon her.
So things would start out slow, with Misty approaching you, making conversation and hoping to get to know you better after that.
You would expect her to get very carried away talking about the things she likes (aka Stevie Nicks, swamps and flowers).
And you can hope that would be the cutest thing to witness.
Speaking of flowers, she would take you to see the Miss Robichaux Academy greenhouse, in an attempt to get even closer.
And then she would make a point of introducing you to her favorite songs.
If it happens at a time when she's already tested the Seven Wonders, Misty would make a point of playing with a few of them to see if you're more easily impressed.
Misty is exceptionally clumsy when it comes to being in your presence.
Like, at the ultimate level, literally, she's a mess whenever she sees you, her nervousness, wondering if she's doing everything right.
And Cordelia would be responsible for calming her down when needed (and giving her advice on the best ways to get to you.)
"So, (Y\N), I think… I think I like you. Like, a lot. In fact, I think I'm in love with you, that's it."
Nan
Nan is too confident about her feelings to talk to you.
So honestly when she realizes she's in love it's not a problem.
She's just a little in doubt if it's really what she wants, and if you won't be amazed at the things she can offer.
Nan realizes that falling in love is harder than she thought, so whenever she can, she enlists the help of the other girls.
Madison would certainly tell her to confess her feelings at once and don't give a shit.
But Zoe would certainly be keen to give the best advice.
As it turns out, Nan has her own ways of dealing with these kinds of feelings, and again, once she really does gain confidence, she'll come after you without any help.
Little gifts and a few words of affirmation are all it takes for Nan to demonstrate how in love she is with you.
She's occasionally showing off her gift of clairvoyance, just to impress you and make sure it's not a problem.
"Okay, this is incredibly unexpected, but I'm having a vision about us… and that means I love you beyond friendship, (Y\N)."
Queenie
Queenie would probably be a person who would easily give in to feelings.
Not that being in love wasn't a shock to her, because it would freak her out that anyone actually cared about her for who she really is, even if she was a complete mess.
But once she was sure how she felt about you, she would go to great lengths to let you know.
She's completely honest, so whatever she has to say, she'll say it to your face, of course, as softly as possible, but directly.
Queenie is the type of person who, in front of others, would pretend to hate clichés.
But she would do them all for you, from little notes to sweets to a cliché date in the moonlight to flowers, anyway…
Now, if you wouldn't mind knowing, Queenie would die and kill for you (after all, that's what voodoo skills are for, right?).
She wouldn't think twice about confronting someone who was harming you, even if it meant hurting the person physically.
"I'm sorry, but I had to. I love you, (Y\N)."
And at the end of the day, she's just being honest and looking out for you.
Myrtle Snow
Complete madness, that's what it would be like when Myrtle Snow fell in love with you.
She may appear calm in front of others, but would secretly freak out when she realizes she's into you.
Unlike Fiona, she probably wouldn't deal well with the idea of the age gap at first.
But Myrtle would get used to it and see how insignificant it is when she realizes that her company is good for her.
Like, it's the first time Myrtle has been able to feel truly happy, not being in Fiona's shadow or the Council itself.
And she would certainly go against several Council laws for you.
But there would be the weird part of it, the crazy things you would be exposed to, being with Myrtle.
Of course, at first her ideas were completely crazy, but you learned to like it and get used to it.
To help, now you make her think twice before trying to gouge someone's eye out or making an impulsive decision.
Countless trips to Balenciaga now and then, the only place Myrtle and you would feel safe being yourself.
"(Y\N), honey, I think I like you more than I should. I think I definitely love you, in a romantic and sexual way."
Mallory
The biggest cliché of two teenagers falling in love could possibly happen between you.
Mallory is the most devoted and romantic person you could ever meet.
She's shy about admitting her feelings for you at first, but she'll learn the best way to say it without being too direct and scaring you off.
Coco basically being your cupid.
Mallory would hand you little presents from time to time, and when she noticed you had a bad day, she would do anything to cheer you up.
Very cute scenes of jealousy would happen even before she confessed her feelings.
Just like Misty, she would use her knowledge of the Seven Wonders and other powers to impress you.
And maybe, combined with her angelic beauty, it would work.
"I love you, (Y\N). More than a friend. More than I've loved anyone in my entire life."
Marie Laveau
Marie is tough and keeps everything a big mystery.
But she wouldn't be initially surprised to be in love with you no matter what.
I mean, she doesn't have to worry about love lives anymore after she supposedly got the woman she once ruined with her romances.
Without Delphine, Marie would become someone much more open and secure about her feelings.
And she would let you figure it out for yourself what was going on, though, because she was still afraid to express herself out loud.
She would make a point of keeping you safe from her enemies.
And I think Marie would be the perfect companion to learn how to survive in an increasingly cruel and evil world.
After all, three centuries of existence had to indicate something, right?
"The thing is, I think you're hot, (Y\N), and what do we do now?"
Kyle Spencer
Kyle is the smol bean we all deserve.
If it happened before the accident and before he was magically turned into a frankenstein, he would do anything to get at you in the best possible way.
But if it happened before, he would probably also be brave enough to take the first step and surprise you with the most infamous pick up lines.
If it happened later, Kyle would be afraid to scare you with brutality as an enemy.
But he would be surprised when he realized that the love he felt for you kept him from hurting you in any way.
Small gestures that would show how much he loves you, secretly, without having to use words.
Kyle would still remember a little bit of his life before the accident, so as time went on, he would become frustrated with not being able to talk to you about how he felt.
And I think he would make an effort to learn to speak again if it meant that it would bring you closer.
"I. Love. You. (Y\N)."
#lgbt#romance#headcannons#ahs x reader#american horror story#american horror story coven#cordelia goode x reader#cordelia foxx x reader#fiona goode x reader#zoe benson x reader#madison montgomery x reader#misty day x reader#nan x reader#queenie x reader#myrtle snow x reader#mallory x reader#marie laveau x reader#kyle spencer x reader#don't know if this is accurate but anyway
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Yennefer of Vengerberg
Xmen:
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Axel Cluney
Erik Lensherr
Ororo Munroe
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Jay (Okja)
John Wick
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