PSA for all non-Australians trying Vegemite for the first time. The toast or bread you're using needs to be slathered in butter and the amount of vegemite you scrape out of the jar should cover a centimetre/the tip of your knife. Coverage upon the buttered toast/bread should be thin, but ultimately there should be less vegemite than butter on the toast/bread for best taste.

It's strong stuff and very salty (hence why you need to use quite a bit of butter to kind of counteract that with a bit of creaminess), so for fuck's sake, don't eat it by the spoonful and whinge when it doesn't taste good.

That's all.

Also, vegemite toast with a bit of cheese grilled on top of it slaps so hard as a "can't be fucked making anything" breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Above method applies with Vegemite application, though you can go a little heavier on it because the cheese is there as well as the butter.

My first step to inner peace is “destroying” a silicone baking mold by cutting it into pieces that will fit in my toaster oven.

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Insane. The IDF bombed the aid group three separate times in order to kill all 7 volunteers

From Quds News, we can see the car is clearly marked as World Central Kitchen (WCK) even from above. Check this post for the WCK statement on the attack but also have a look at how the spins & lies have already begun:

You don't need to be an expert to know a roadside bomb would have hit that car differently. Like do they think our eyes and brains don't work?

WCK had 3 cars in their convoy and have reported 7 workers total killed. Now they have suspended operations for aid delivery. Aid from every direction is being blocked and affected in the strip, israel is starving the people of Gaza and killing anyone who tries to get food or give them food. It's insane and that word doesn't feel like enough but I don't know what else to say at this point.

Another random "suggested card"

Have you ever seen those "suggested" articles through social media or the G machine where the article header is just a sensational phrase like, "easy 1-ingredient chocolate mousse"? The articles are real... Real junk! First of all, that mousse sounds hideous. Second of all, those "insert numerical ingredients recipe here" recipes are not counting what they consider "basic household ingredients" like water, salt, oil. An impressively insidious strategy for clicks. Some of the recipes are decent, but I don't trust them. Just tell me it's the most fabulous, lux, authentic recipe for a thing and I'll read it. Third of all... Why on Earth would you skimp on good chocolate mousse?!

Jason: What are you making?

Dick: Haute cocoa.

Jason: Hot cocoa?

Dick: No. Haute cocoa. I am making the best, and fanciest cup of hot chocolate in gotham.

Jason: Is that a cup of corn starch? How much milk are you using?

Dick: Equal parts!

Jason:...Equal parts?

Dick: I gotta make it thick somehow! All fancy hot cocoas are thick. Now where is Alfred's homemade vanilla...

Jason: mmkay. ALFRED! DICK IS MAKING NON-NEWTONIAN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOUR GOOD VANILLA!

Dick: Shh Shh Shh! No nonono please! Why would you tell him that!

Alfred: Master Dick...

Dick: -hOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST!

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

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If you want to support Ukrainians, DO NOT donate to Red Cross. Can't speak about their work in other countries, but they're useless in Ukraine. The only trustworthy international organisation I can think of is World Central Kitchen.

Donate to World Central Kitchen

And it's even better to donate directly to Ukrainian organisations. Here are a few good legit places:

hospitallers.life - "Hospitallers", Ukrainian paramedics on the frontlines

savelife.in.ua - "Come Back Alive", assistance to the army

prytulafoundation.org - "Prytula Foundation", assistance to the army, humanitarian causes

starenki.com.ua - "Starenki", helping elderly people

everybodycan.com.ua - "Everybody Can", helping disabled children, elders and hospitals

uanimals.org - "UAnimals", saving animals

After Danny exposed Vlad and his corrupt dealings, the older halfa got the last laugh by getting his blacklists from all engineering jobs. Desperate for a job Danny ends up applying for a personal assistant position and he actually gets it. It only takes him a week to see how detached Bruce Wayne is from his own company. AND he has his 16 year old son running it as CEO!? No way is he letting that slide.

Palestinian-American activist Jenan Matari and journalist Faten Elwan have some very… eye-opening background about World Central Kitchen and Chef Jose Andres:

Jenan’s latest video is also crucial to watch:

Follow her at @jenan.matari on Instagram for more much-needed context and insight.

Whoever invented this ship you are so right

Fuck it Wilson dancing to Against the Kitchen Floor by Will Wood.

Israel making sure to not just attack UN food aid, but any food aid trying to enter Gaza.

The strike killed 5 aid workers, at least four of which were international volunteers from Australia, the UK, Poland, and Ireland