Ok but the best news since Queen Liz No.2 dying is that King Charles No.3 is very open to the idea of opening the casket to discover whether or not the "Princes in the Tower" are actually in it or not & he's up for this mystery finally getting solved.

Can someone link that post with the deepdive about the Ricardian Society who had that whole documentary about digging up the car park to find King Richard No.3's skeleton (good), but the whole thing ended up being this major ableism thing (bad) cause the main argument was "If he really had a twisted spine then he was evil and our Richard wasn't a tyrant he was just misunderstood, so he must have a straight spine" and low and behold when it showed up he did actually have major scoliosis the woman had a fucking meltdown on camera & spent the rest of the thing shaking and crying about how much of a shock to her whole belief system that was & she had to get spoon-fed softened facts from then on, and when they were telling the literal descendent of Richard that the skeleton was in fact DNA matched and proven to be his whatever-many-generations-ago ancestor, the woman was like "Why are they telling him before me???" And she kept going on about how the society wanted to finally get justice for him & the rest of them straight up argued and refused to accept the host telling them that the scientists said that actually yeah this was Richard & yes he had a twisted spine?????

Cause I really wanna see their reaction to Charles 3 actually giving the green flag for this mystery to be solved. My "hunchback" ass really needs to see these fuckers sweat over this.

every time I read about this Disney vs DeSantis thing and the bit about how the agreement doesn't end “until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England" all I can think about is some bumbling caper where the Florida government repeatedly tries to assassinate the entire royal family just to spite Disney

Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

Good morning, everyone!

Ongoing list of absolute shit we’re being put through for the sake of the parasite’s funeral:

-Shops, supermarkets, takeaways, restaurants, food banks (fucking FOOD BANKS) will shut. if Monday is your grocery shop day prepare to starve

-you have a non essential medical appointment that you’ve waited months/years for? Think again!

-did I mention food banks shutting? The things fucking starving people rely on to eat? Food banks?

- still have to go to work and rely on public transport? Uhhhhhh good luck with that

- if you’re supposed to be staying at a holiday resort like centre parks they will just… kick you out so they can shut.

- standing in the wrong place with a blank sign will now get you arrested, apparently

- fucking. The richest parasite in the commonwealth and we are shutting FOOD BANKS in her honour. FOOD BANKS-

-its been said before and not to labour the point but. People are going to freeze this winter because they’re unable to pay heating bills. People are going to DIE. Could we possibly spend this funeral money on them instead? n o p e

- oh at least when Charles gets all the queen’s money he’ll give back to the economy by paying inheritance tax on it- HA. HA HA. AND, IF I MAY ADD, HA.

-no, the multimillionaires will not be paying inheritance tax. They worked very hard to ensure that.

-F O O D. B A N K S.

I’m not sure which potentiality I find funnier: King Charles dying a few days into Truss’ successors term as PM, or the PM position changing hands so many times that Charles breaks his mothers record within the space of a year as king.

Edwin has three cute guys after him, and still he wants the one who isnt

If it’s another character, comment what it is

Everybody @ Christopher Eccleston's publicist rn:

This joke will never rget old to me.

Shame it's a waste of taxpayers money when we could do with a minimum wage increase.

This man is the current Monarch of my country.

This is proof that the UK is doomed.

This literally looks like something out of a horror game.

It looks like something out of a dnd game where you go into a nobles mansion, and it turns out they're actually a vampire.

This looks like a parody of the portrait of Dorian grey!

It makes him look evil is my point.

Princess Anne and her husband Sir Tim Laurence attend the 2023 Braemar Highland Gathering, on 02 September 2023.

ready the crabs boys

The Princess Royal, Senior Colonel of the Household Division, attends the traditional Beating Retreat ceremony || 6 June 2023

Kinda disappointed that Arthur didn't burst in during the coronation to take his rightful place ngl ngl.