So the "Jesper is Wylan's sugar baby" jokes don't bother me TOO badly, but they irk me slightly because they're pretty much based on the fact that no one knows what an allowance is beyond the context of "spending money a parent gives to their child". An allowance in business is an amount of money given to someone for a specific business-related expense, so the "allowance" mentioned at the end of CK is just the amount of money they budgeted to put into the stock market, which Jesper is in charge of. Because you know, he's smart and also Wylan's business partner, not his incompetent pet. Ok maybe the jokes bother me some
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high school musical where everything is the same except Gabriella is the only one who realizes everyone is singing. like at first it's fine because it's at the ski lodge and auditions and of course everyone's singing, that's what you're supposed to do.
but then "Stick to the Status Quo" happens and i mean, she already looks scared, but we're supposed to believe it's because everyone is talking about her auditioning and not because they're singing. well in this universe, tho she is upset about the unwanted attention, she's more confused because why... why is everyone singing? why is everyone dancing? WHO THE FUCK CHOREOGRAPHED THIS?
also if you pay attention you'll see Taylor jump when they start singing but for the most part she just seems annoyed, so actually it's Gabriella and Taylor as the only ones who find the whole thing weird and ironic; Taylor is just so used to it by now that she doesn't give a fuck. every time they're off-screen Taylor is trying to explain how this is normal to a very confused and slightly frightened Gabriella.
also wanna add in this universe part of Gab's arc of being less shy and comfortable singing is her transition from being terrified in the cafeteria to trying this singing-on-a-whim thing as a solo to see if she can do it, to gaining full confidence from the callbacks and by "We're All in This Together" accepting singing on a whim in public
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I forgot how relaxing writing fanfic is
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
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spock on theremin what is he playing
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LEGEND tells of a LEGENDARY COWPOKE… whose sharpshootin’ skills were the stuff of LEGEND
Sorry for this one. I really am. I kept mixing up the furious five and the feisty five and then I thought about it for a little too long
(Please DO NOT repost my art to other sites :) )
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