you mean to tell me jouno can't either 1) at some point be healed by yosano and just see again, you cant tell me this is impossible bc kunikida got new hands or 2) at some point during the bajillion surgeries the hunting dogs canonically have just... have eyes implanted into the empty sockets ... ? (using anime logic i guess)
has no one thought of this or am i not crazy . don't answer that i'm crazy for other reasons
SO! imagine one of the above scenarios happens, jouno can see again yay! now here's what happens: reuniting with tecchou.
jouno can see his boyfriend. see tecchou's face, his expressions, how he moves, and all the weird food combos he eats. he can look into tecchou's eyes. and tecchou can look into his eyes.
now this is just me, but i want jouno to have like, electric blue eyes. not red, not pink (albinism??), but like, "the sky called it wants its color back" eyes. so striking against the red of his hair, that people turn and stare when he walks by type of BLUE eyes. the water in jamaica is jealous, that's how blue i need his eyes to be.
How do you feel about Mario from the original Mario movie?
THANK YOU SO MUCH. thank you so much for asking me this question oh my god thank you so m uch
Now. It depends which one ur talking about because there’s that live action one that sucked and then there’s the anime one.
Probably the live action. I’ve actually never seen the live action one, I was always told it was bad, the closest I’ve come is having someone over a discord call relay the plot to me for an hour so there’s not much I can say in terms of how it depicts Mario because like.
I don’t know this guy. I’ve never met this man in my life. If I ever do watch it (which I plan to, at some point(everyone hop on hyperbeam rn)) I will update you all I’m sure but I’m not too keen… it does not look very good I’m so sorry
NOW. If we’re talking about the anime one. Dude I love this thing. It’s a bit strange especially watching it AFTER you watch the new one. I feel like a lot of old Mario content doesn’t really have the same like. Identity if that makes sense? It’s all really bizarre and doesn’t really feel the same anyway. I’m rambling (I’m always rambling)
I LOVE LOVE LOOVE this depiction of Mario sm. He’s so sweet and cute. He’s not as brave as he is depicted now, in the beginning of the movie he needs a bit of encouragement to stand up to bowser but I find it. So. endearing? Idk. This movie is just. Super silly and a super fun watch. I haven’t ever posted about it and that’s because I only watched it for the first recently but I really like it.
And just. While I’m on the topic of old Mario’s can we talk about the super show
He is the definition of. ‘Just some guy’. I can’t watch this show without feeling like I’ve just experienced something I’m not supposed to. Genuinely it fries my brain in like. The best way possible. Things just happened and they are never normal. But I do like that he’s like. Depicted a little bit older in this one? I heard somewhere that when Mario was first designed he was based on somebodies landlord- and he was meant to be sorta middle aged (don’t quote me on this I could be lying to you so hard rn) but now he’s like. 26 I just think the de-aging of Mario is interesting. and also the live action scenes where he’s played by a PRO WRESTLER ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
And like. Not that you asked I’m glad we got the new movie. This is like. My favourite movie of all time (I rewatch it so often because I am UNWELL) and it’s also one of my favourite depictions of Mario maybe ever. If I get into it I’ll probably just reiterate everything I have ever said about him so I will simply leave it at he’s perfect, and I love him, he’s everything to me.
hiiii everyone !! it's time for the first headcanons post for this account <3 starting off with my favorite "popular" ship, bc honestly these two give me little heart bubbles over my head ajsndnfhjskse. i do have some rarepair ideas in mind as well, depending on how these posts perform, i might do those too - but expect a ton of suegiku gushing from me in general, actually.
rambling aside!! hcs under the cut <3 where my suegiku girlies (/gender neutral) at i hope yall have clear skin and good grades i LOV u. these are long because i think a lotsies
their relationship begins bc tecchou, quite honestly, can NOT shut up about how pretty jouno is and how jouno is "out of his league"
tachihara was like. aight. i'm gonna be cupid
(teruko didn't believe in the cause)
tachihara explained to tecchou if it isn't raining yet, he shouldn't open his umbrella; (if jouno hasn't said no, why are you acting like he already did?)
little did the both of them know, jouno overheard basically all of this and pretended to be oblivious to their faces.
he was quite flattered, at least, and figured he could do worse.
the day after new year's day (january 2), however, jouno was starting to get bored of the whispering and waltzed right in on them.
tachihara made like a tree... (yknow? "make like a tree and leave"?)
"you've been hoping for a while."
"...yes."
"then say it, tecchou."
"say what?"
"ask your question."
"will you go out with me, even if just one time?"
"oh, shut up. the last part wasn't necessary."
tachihara was pretty proud of himself. jouno had to be talked out of strangling him. yay, tachihara managed to get away with just a bonk on the head! woohoo!!
tecchou loves jouno, for all his sass and being high maintenance and being so difficult. but, that's tecchou's spoiled brat!
as soon as tecchou hears about the "golden retriever x black cat" trope it has him in a chokehold. he calls jouno his fluffy black kitten.
especially since cuddles and smooches make jouno calm down but still pout.
(jouno can't beat the anti-tecchou OR the kitten allegations.)
adorably, jouno also adopts this trope and says through gritted teeth that tecchou really is a golden retriever.
he took a long time (like a month) to admit it, but he loves tecchou too.
jouno especially loves when tecchou showers him with "you're so pretty/smart/gorgeous/cute/etc."
he is a massive diva about it!
affection? eww. kisses? disgusting. cuddles? nasty. who told you to stop???
they are both very happy, and now tachihara is stuck third wheeling. the end :)
cw: dom!afab!reader, ten year age gap, virginity loss, spitting, cowgirl, creampie, overstimulation, crying (in a good way).
word count: 1.1 k words
a/n: how do i keep coming up with toe curling fics in the middle of the night???
imagine being in a secret relationship with your father’s loser best friend, the man is thirty years old and has not had any experience with women besides jerking off to their naked pictures in pornos and lewd magazines. he only had one girlfriend in his highschool years, but it didn’t last long. he’s surviving off of two dead end jobs, and spends his free time alone in his one bedroom apartment playing video games and watching romcoms, wishing that he could be the main character who gets the girl. but all of that seemed impossible, until you appeared in his life.
his best friend invited him after what felt like forever to his house to celebrate his daughter’s twentieth birthday (although you never knew he was coming), and the lonely loser agreed in seconds.
he was mostly just there for the free food, and didn’t bother with talking to anybody. but what he didn’t know, was that his best friend’s daughter was eyeing him like candy the whole time. he felt the urge to take a piss and quickly got up, and you followed him behind. you waited outside the bathroom until he opened the door, and he was surprised to see your face for sure.
but you being the kind (horny) soul that you were, approached him and started small talk. while you were talking, his eyes couldn’t help but stare intently at your lips, they were plump with a pink gloss shimmer to them; the way your dress hugs around your figure and makes your chest pop up, your squishy.. soft chest… oh god, he could feel himself getting hard. he shouldn’t be feeling this way, you’re his best friend’s daughter for star’s sake!
you seem to notice him staring at your physical features because your eyes darkened slightly with lust, and your lips curled into a knowing smirk. “you know, i’m getting pretty tired, i wanna go to my bedroom but i don’t wanna go alone. do you mind coming with me?” you wrapped your hand on around his own, and he flinches. is this real? are you suggesting what he thinks you’re suggesting?? this has never happened to him in the history of ever!
as if you could read his mind you lean towards his ear and whisper, “i’ll show you a good time that you’ll never have again~.” all the blood from his brain is escaping down to his shaft that already straining against his pants. he gulps and quickly tries to think, this could be his only chance of having a fuck, but on the other hand your party is still going on, what if someone got worried and started looking for you?
“don’t worry your brain too much, i told them was going to take a little nap. that’ll give us plenty of time to.. get to know each other, if you want to,” you look up at him with those pretty eyes of yours, his friend downstairs was in charge and he agreed with no second thought, and that was the best decision of his life.
he had never felt so euphoric than right now, his hands held onto your waist for dear life as you roughly moved your hips up and down his cock. his hands and fleshlight could never compare to your warm, sponges walls strangling the life outta his member. your childhood bedroom was filled with the stench of sex and sweat, labored breaths and moans suffocated the room. your tits and thighs bounced along with your movements, he let out a whine when he came for the third time, at this point you were milking him dry like a hungry animal. overstimulated tears welded up in his eyes, but he doesn’t dare try to stop you for the pleasure was too great.
you moaned in his ear when you felt his dick hit your sweet spot, and your hips moved faster. “fffuck! oh fuck- ahh! t-this is too much! so f-fucking good!” he rambled to himself when he felt your walls tightening around his, showing that your climax is near. you hold face and kiss him, catching him by surprise but he melts into it immediately. when you pull back, a string of saliva catches between your tongues, and you get an idea. “open y-your mouth for me, baby,” he complies, then you gather up your remaining saliva and spat into his mouth. his eyes glaze over as he cries out, releasing his hot load inside your stuffed pussy. you followed after him and bit onto his neck as your mixed releases escape your cunt.
he collapses onto the bed as you remained up, your handed placed onto his chest for stability as you pant into the humid air. you at your father’s best friend’s neck in pride and lust, you had marked him as yours. his glossy eyes stare up at the ceiling, your bedsheets were dirty and have been gone for too long than expected. you lean forward to pat his cheek to which he finally seemed to snap back.
“t-that was, so so amazing,” he said breathlessly, he stares at you with longing as you smile down at him. “you’re so adorable when you cum, i think i’ll keep you,” you say as you caress his face. his face erupted in red, “k-k-keep..?” you giggle under your palm as you nod your head, “as much as i would love to keep going until you can’t cum anymore, i’m afraid we’ve been gone for too long,” he lets out a hiss when you pulled yourself off his soft sensitive dick, but his eyes lingered on your cunt that was overflowing with his cum. damn, did he really cum inside you four times before you could? ugh, so embarrassing.
“hey pretty boy, are you gonna keep staring at me or are you gonna join me in the shower? we can’t show up looking like we ran a marathon,” you winked at him with a grin as you walked inside your personal bathroom and turned on the warm water. he had never gotten up from a bed faster in his life. after cleaning yourselves up and tidying up your room, you and your lover joined the party once more, except that you didn’t leave him alone for one second. you introduced him to your friend group and participated in party games all day until it was over.
you gave him your number and a smooch on the cheek in private and set off inside your home. since then, you’ve been treating him with dinners, friend hangouts, picnics, mind blowing sex (obviously), just overall treating him better than anyone else in his life.
adore ━━ ( 엔하이픈 희승 ) ♡ genre fluff established relationship warnings not proof-read skinship kissing
thinking about boyfriend heeseung who absolutely adores you; and although he could go on and on about just how much he loves you, there are specific moments that tug especially hard at his heartstrings.
first of all, cuddles with you, regardless of it being the early mornings, or the late nights; he loves, loves, loves the softness of being by your side— when you lightly card your fingers through his locks, absentmindedly playing with the strands of hair, he’s left smiling. when you try to big-spoon him, arm barely draping over his side, head buried in his chest, he’s left smiling once more. and when you get up from said position? oh boy, he’s not left smiling anymore!! you’d softly ask him to shift over to give you some space to get up from the bed, and he’d just look down to meet your gaze, a tiny pout tugging on his lips— “don’t wanna move.. you’re comfy”, okay fine.. when you’re looking at me with those irresistible doe eyes, it’s pretty hard to reject— so yes… you win this time…. again…
secondly! when you talk— it could be a ramble, a question, a statement, anything; he’s so in love with your voice, he could be crowned ‘lovesick champion’; tries to get every opportunity possible to hear you talk, even if it’s to the most ridiculous, ludicrous of questions— insists that it’s better than any song out there. and, and, he won’t hesitate to reiterate the fact that he could really just talk to you for hours and not get tired of your voice or laugh, that he really could never get tired of you at all; “should i stop talking? it’s getting repetitive, right?” he’d hear you say, and in an instant, his head whips up from its comfortable position against the pillow, eyelids fluttering open. “please don’t, you have no idea how calming this is to me”, and he means every word.
lastly, when you wear his clothes— oh my god he can’t emphasise just how much he loves this… when the material engulfs your body in the cutest of ways possible, when the sleeves of his hoodies cascade past your wrists, when his shirts fall just above your knees— he’s melting; you look so adorable, and so, so pretty. would intentionally leave his clothes around your place; teases you the moment he catches sight of you in his shirt— just know that “is that mine?” translates to “oh my god that looks absolutely stunning on you, but i mean everything does.. y’know what, that’s actually yours now. congratulations on getting a free shirt!!!”