Contemplating posting my beyond shitty, highly inaccurate Kelsier fanart i drew at 12 am.

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

my life goal is to become one of those men that booktok thirsts over.

I am only 7 chapters into Mistborn and have already decided that Kelsier is the hottest person ever

Drawing fanart as we speak.

Why is my tab number just a smiley face emoticon?

Did i finally beat google with the number of tabs i had opened?

me when someone mentions chemicals, romance, parades, marching bands, sleep, teenagers, not being okay, ‘what do you do for a living?’, prison, bullets, weapons, eyes, killjoys, a desert, party, poison, stars, jets, kobras, disappearing, the end, sunsets, mirrors, ways, skylines, carrying on, death, lovers, blood, vampires, venom, wolves, cancer, someone’s mama, last words, destroying things, scarecrows, sunlight, light, the word na, summertime, kids, yesterday, sunshine, sugar, the name helena, halos, drowning, the best day ever, singing, goodnight, cubicles, turnstiles, demolition, an interlude, the color black, ghosts, cemeteries, aliens, planets, guns, money, ambulances, burning, making room, bombs, and faking your death

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

Will Wood is drugs

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

ahhh the gay heat fungus is spreading to meeee I'm becoming gay helppp I need to fuck or I dieeeee *sees no one is rockin with me* ahh never mind false alarm I was just playing lol

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

picture this

We are flirting on discord. then you click on my profile and see this

okay everyone

SHAYFER JAMES

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

What I searched: Gerard Way

what tumblr gave me: Some random ladies boobs

like i’m not complaining, but at the same time, that is NOT gerard way.

I was crying with you pookie

you know you found the right friends when they let you bawl your eyes out while watching dead poets society