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so what if jouno got "new" eyes.
BEFORE YALL FLIP ... just listen.
so wait.
you mean to tell me jouno can't either 1) at some point be healed by yosano and just see again, you cant tell me this is impossible bc kunikida got new hands or 2) at some point during the bajillion surgeries the hunting dogs canonically have just... have eyes implanted into the empty sockets ... ? (using anime logic i guess)
has no one thought of this or am i not crazy . don't answer that i'm crazy for other reasons
SO! imagine one of the above scenarios happens, jouno can see again yay! now here's what happens: reuniting with tecchou.
jouno can see his boyfriend. see tecchou's face, his expressions, how he moves, and all the weird food combos he eats. he can look into tecchou's eyes. and tecchou can look into his eyes.
now this is just me, but i want jouno to have like, electric blue eyes. not red, not pink (albinism??), but like, "the sky called it wants its color back" eyes. so striking against the red of his hair, that people turn and stare when he walks by type of BLUE eyes. the water in jamaica is jealous, that's how blue i need his eyes to be.
and i need tecchou to be obsessed with it.
(and jouno to think he's so hot now, bc he is.)
#k's rambles ♡#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd jouno#bsd tecchou#suegiku#i can't STAND THEM#(/pos)#saigiku jōno#bsd tetchou#bsd tetcho#tecchou suehiro#jouno x tecchou#guys. guuuuuuuuuuuys#(ue ue ue sound of crying)
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In “The Hardest Thing”, Sasha Waybright is revealed to be attracted to women,
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"The road lies before you, Anakin Skywalker. Will you walk it alone?"
#obikin#oni wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#starwarsedit#obi wan kenobi eit#hayden christensen#ewan mcgregor#YOU GUYS YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUYS#I AM NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS ASDGJDAFKALSD
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this episode does a good job of breaking my "this isn't an actual fourth-wall break and it just looks like it is from our perspective" theory, because nope, these are definitely genuine fourth-wall breaks!
like i'd be willing to believe that THIS ^ is just a gag. like it's not relevant to the story or the characters or anything and it's just a little joke. but...
yeah, no. this one's plot relevant. like wuh woh. looks like somebody knows they're a fictional character in a story. "this scene hasn't happened until we reveal it to the audience because that's how stories work"? oh, baby. me when i'm fully aware that my universe is entirely constructed within a storytelling narrative and that it completely ceases to exist outside of that narrative. whoops!
#i yell into the abyss#grater bluecheese#worst part is he's entirely unfazed. like........................ boy.#so we've got#1. magic is real#2. ghosts are real#3. we're fictional characters in a story with a narrator#and absolutely nobody gives a hoot for REAL? (granted. only leon and the narrator know about the last one but....)#every time anyone learns about any of these things it's just like “cool. alright. okay. moving on”#like. guuuuuuuys? GUUUUUUUUUUUYS?????????????????#greater boston spoilers#greater boston#i could not be more late to this party btw.#narrator's been calling these guys “characters” and they've both been calling this a “story” for a while now#i was just making a point to not jump to any real conclusions#operating that this could just be a little princess tutu-like. but nope!#the narrator seems to be entirely unaware that he's like. voiced by alexander danner at least
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Lucifer: Look at you! Don’t you just have the biggest horns? Adam: Haha, yeah! They are, like, almost as big as my DICK! Lucifer: And just as fake. Adam: What? Lucifer: What?
New ship unlocked
Guuuuuuuuuuuys! It was hard enough to stop thinking about Stolitz, how am I supposed to not obsess over Adamsapple?! I hope Adam is gonna end up in hell, I want to see those two interact so fucking badly I’m gonna cry!
Btw: just wanted to add how weird this ship is. Like, there are so many queer ships in this goddamn universe and I ship the most hetero guys in this whole show. What’s wrong with me?! xD
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel adam#adamsapple#fanart#short king lucifer#he’s like as tiny as I am and I love that#his existence makes me happy#sketch#size difference#kinda my kink tbh#I guess
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AHHHHH
You guuuuuuuuuuuys
GUYS GUYS GUYS
Bennifer who
ASHANTI AND NELLY ARE BACK TOGETHER???
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Don't worry, I gotchu. *animates the ManSpider* Enjoy your new friend, Phi :3
Phoebus screams on top of his lungs "GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!"
Guy grumbles. "I told you, Phi, I want nothing to do with-
"............."
"DAMMIT, ANONYMOUS, WE'RE STILL FIXING THE HOLD!!"
#poor Demonia lmao#thanks for making everything worse Nonny lmao#Anonymous#arachnophobia tw#body horror tw#immolation tw#[Phoebus Duchamp]#[Guy Duchamp]#[Captain Josep Frascona]
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I HAVE COME WITH THE ARTS!!!
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oh my god OH MY FODH GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK
HE’S BLUSHING
the little turd
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HOW SOFT THIS LOOKS THANK YOU!!!
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Why do you think You and I isn’t about Larry?
Do people think You & I is about them? I honestly don't know. But ok, this is just an interpretation, I don't know shit, people claiming it is (if they're out there) don't either, and if this song gives you comfort while thinking it's about them please don't let me or anyone rob you of that, anyway:
They didn't write it. I could just end there but that doesn't make it "not a larry" because they can still identify with it (or the songwriters could take inspiration from their situation even) like Harry with WMYB.. gUyS i fElL iN LoOoOoOoVe tO ThIs SoNg GuYs guUuuuUUUUuuYs imma sit guys imma sit on dis beech for watermelon sugah guuuuyyysss loOoOook you know, but I don't see much of an indication that they do, that they care all that much about this song because
They don't reference it. In the years of their solo careers there are possible lil nods in their lyrics to their older songs, and have mentioned/covered 1D songs (including ones they didn't write). For both of these things You & I isn't one of them, at least as far as I can tell
Zayn does have a couple of possible references in his solo music to the song. So then why would he care to do that, why would he identify with it like that if it's just about Harry&Louis' relationship.
Same goes for Liam having the lyrics "i figured it out" tattooed, like yeah sure he can just love the song but it seems a bit much to do that knowing it's your bro's lovejam you know?
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GUYS! GUYS! GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!! THE TRAILER!!
I WASN’T READY, DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS COMING OUT TODAY AND NOW I’M SCREAMING AND READY TO GO BACK ON MY SARAWATINE BULLSHIT
I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS AND IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD! AUGUST 14, COME FAST!!
#2gether#still2gether#the trailer#the looks#everything#i need it asap#my body's ready#give it to me#i missed my boys
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Twilight: Chapters 1-8
I was bored and when I’m bored I read cheesy romance novels. Now seemed as good a time as any to read this series that I’ve heard so much about.
Basically these are just my thoughts on the novel as I’m reading it. I already know quite a bit about the story so that is heavily effecting my thoughts and predictions.
Of course there will be spoilers.
Bella is like a kitten she tries to be intimidating and angry but really she’s just this cute little fluff ball that trips over nothing. It’s hilarious
Edward is just infuriating
Bruh. This guy- He was like you shouldn’t be my friend, stay away from me. Then he goes so do you wanna go to Seattle with me on Saturday? DUDE just stop
I can’t take this book seriously. The writing’s bad. The characters are bad, the story is meh. But, inexplicably, I love it. It’s so funny.
Okay. So I know Edward likes her but at this point in the book he has made no indication that his fascination and attraction to her is anything but pure friendliness and curiosity. But she’s like YO HE LIKES ME WHAT DOES THIS MEEEAAAANNN?!?!?!
WHAT THE- DUDE This guuuuuuuuuuuy Come on! He has repeatedly been like nope we can’t be friends you should avoid me and then he asks her to go to Seattle with him. And then he’s like you should stay away. AND NOW he is sitting alone at lunch makes eye contact with her and then motions her over AND WINKS
He sounds like someone who would trick her into his car and then drive away and rape her. The way he asked her to sit with him sounded terrifying. Of course I can’t actually hear him but that was 100% the vibe I was getting
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU FRICKING MORON
Edward after Bella questions why he invited her to sit with him for lunch: “I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”
I’m team anybody but Edward
Yeah if I didn’t know he was a vampire who has no idea how to handle his emotions I would be terrified that Edward was going to assault Bella
This guy has no idea how to talk to people. I get it he’s in love or whatever but dude stop being creepy
THERE YOU GO AGAIN SAYING THEY CANT BE FRIENDS
This dude is being her friend and when Bella says he’s her friend he’s like WOAH no no no we’re not friends I just like hanging out with you and stuff....
HOW CAN SHE AVOID YOU WHEN YOU’RE DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND KEEP GOADING HER?
HA she thinks he’s Batman or Spider-Man she can’t decided that’s awesome
Because he can read minds Bella! Just not yours for some reason.
Ooo this boy is hot and he knows it look at him wrapping her around his finger
Edward go shoot your self
Oh my gods Bella. He has literally told you stay away I’m not safe like 10 times and it just now occurred to you that he might be dangerous?!
Ooo look at Edward skipping class how edgy
WHAT KIND OF SCIENCE CLASS HAS ITS STUDENTS PRICK THEIR FINGERS AS PART OF THE ASSIGNMENT?!
ooooh I see why Edward skipped class today
Haha this girl is scared of blood and she’s going to join a vampire clan? That’s a stupid idea.Her fear of blood is like crippling. She almost passed out and is now lying on the sidewalk trying to calm herself down.
How does she handle her period then? That must be a traumatic week...
OF COURSE EDWARD SHOWS UP
This guy just kidnapped her
Edward I know it’s hilarious but you laughing is just going to piss her off so please let’s avoid a temper tantrum and stop laughing
What the- So Mike (he likes Bella hates Edward I find him annoying) just walks into the nurses office with another guy who fainted when he saw blood and Edward is like Bella get out of the office right now
What is Mike gonna do? What did you read in Mike’s mind, Ed?
Bella is like 2 steps from being a Vampire. She hates the smell of blood. Not the sight of it just the smell. And did she not notice that Edward just referred to her as human as in he’s not
He actually just dragged her to his car. Is nobody else concerned?
Oh look at that they just bonded over classical music
LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Edward like low key just asked if Bella’s parents would be okay if he married her. You have known her for barely two months you need to calm down lover boy.
“There are no secrets in Forks.” oh then I guess everyone knows that the best doctor around and all of his family are vampires??
Edward. Shut up.
Nobody likes you Jessica. Shut up, I don’t want your opinion.
Okay how does Bella plan on getting out of town with Edward with out her dad and the entire town asking questions. Her truck is loud and distinctive. If she leaves it anywhere in town everyone will know within 5 minutes. And she cant leave it in her drive way because then her dad will get suspicious. AND is she going to take Edward clothing shopping with her?! I see flaws in this plan.
Do drift wood fires really burn blue? holy frick it does. Whaaaaaaaaaaat. OH it’s also toxic and not safe to burn so um they’re all going to die.
*gasp* is this when we meet the werewolf people?! Jacob? *mutters* is that his name?
Haha I knew it
If they’re pretty they’re not human. That is what this book has taught me.
I like Jacob. He sticks around right?
haha he likes her. Man I wish I could in good conscious ship them. He’s funny, a good talker, attractive, builds cars. What more could she want? But no. She chooses Edward. Which is fine. I assume I’ll eventually like him too. But right now I’m all for Jacob.
Oh I bet the Cullens don’t come to the beach because of the Blacks.
NOOOOOO no no no Bella please for the love of god do not try and flirt it will not work and will only end up embarrassing you and me.
How is this working?
Jacob has got to be pulling her leg or something. There is no way he’d actually be giving away clan secrets like this.
Looks like he is.
What an idiot.
YEAH Vampires! Finally.
Yeah uh huh be worried Jacob. You just told the biggest secret ever to the one person who is going to believe you.
Yeeaaaah Team Jacob. Bella stop leading on the better of your two options. Everyone knows you won’t choose him except for him.
Listen to your dream. It’s more accurate than you know.
Her just listening to the same album over and over again is so relatable.
Believe it Bella. He’s a Vampire. Now go confront him about it.
Foreshadowing that Edward is from the 18th century? Did he know Jane Austin?
ha I love her dad.
Lol Tyler my guy you don’t have a chance.
OOOOOOH sunlight right. The sparkle or whatever in the sun so they can’t go to school when there’s direct sunlight. I’m so freaking slow. Thanks for explaining, Angela.
oh no... The dudes have her trapped. Edward is going to show up. I would bet money on it.
haha silver car that had better be edward- aw that move was smooth as hell- yeah edward!
Little did you know that Vampires are amazing get away drivers. They can even do fancy driving tricks. If you want a good chauffeur hire a Vampire.
What’s wrong, Eddy? Why you so mad?
Aw. He got so riled up for her. He really needs to learn to not feel things so strongly but it’s still cute.
Yeah maybe don’t try and distract him by talking about someone he might see as a threat to your affection for him.
Dang he’s a good driver.
lol I haven’t liked Edward at all. He’s annoying, possessive, can’t control his emotions, cocky. Then I find out he’s a good driver and I’m like ooo I like him. I am such an idiot.
Edward you don’t eat. Why do you want to take Bella out for dinner? That’s just going to be awkward.
Oh nooooo. Every single person in Forks is going to know that Bella stayed behind with Edward. uuuuugh this is a nightmare.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?? This guy has been alive for who knows how long and you’re telling me he has no idea the effect he has on women? He doesn’t know the paralyzing ability his smile has? Bullcrap.
oh oh oh he’s giving her his jacket oooooh she has fallen forever
oh and he wears turtle necks. I aproooove. Turtle necks are so cool. Idk but I love them.
Lol I don’t think he thinks she’s human. He knows she’s not a vampire but she does not act like a human.
NO do not question him Bella. This is a bad idea. I do not advise.
“Let’s call him ‘Joe’“ LOL
OH my GOSSSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH
lol she’s a trouble magnet and it’s the truth
ooo that’s a nice word: Unequivocally
HE WAS FOLLOWING HER?! that’s not creepy at all!
wait. what?
Ooooh he wanted to kill her the first time they met and yet he didn’t kill her I get it now
Tell her.
okay calm down buddy Bella is okay everyone is fine you need to take a deep breathe and calm down.
oh shoot okay going to dinner was a smart idea it kept him from killing people
Why can’t he read her mind? I wanna know.
#twilight#bella#edward cullen#jacob black#commentary#twilight commentary#team jacob#vampire#werewolf#werewolves#romance novels#cheesy#bored#quarentine
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MDZS ch.100
also said "save wwx and lwj and make them talk or I'll dIE"
Before he could finish, the sharp pain of flesh being lacerated came from his throat. Something dripped down his neck. Lan WangJi’s face was pale. Jin GuangYao, “How could he not listen to me? Just think about it, Young Master Wei, his life is in my hands.”
(I'M SCREAMING STOP THAT SHIT STOP RIGHT NOW YOU ABSOLUTE TRASH I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND TORTURE YOU SO MUCH-)
Lan WangJi spoke a word at a time, “Do not touch him.”
(lwj passive-aggressive is like water for someone living in the desert, guys, that threatening tone... that speaking a word at a time... *shivers*)
EDIT:
Wei WuXian, however, stopped him, “Lan Zhan! I-I have to tell you something.”
*sobbing* please please please I don't know what for but please-
EDIT 2:
Jin GuangYao, “Let’s save it for later.”
Wei WuXian, “No. It’s really urgent.”
Jin GuangYao, “Then you can also say it right now.”
It was only an offhand comment, but Wei WuXian seemed as if he realized something, “You’re right.” Right after, Wei WuXian shouted with all he could, “Lan Zhan! Lan WangJi! HanGuang-Jun! Back then, I-I really wanted to sleep with you!”
(OKAY I went from laughing like an idiot ‘cause this jgy-wwx’s interaction are too much for me to bear, to WHAT THE GELL OMG MY BABIES LOOK AT WWX BEING HONEST AND SO CUTE AND WHAT DID HE JUST SAY SIJGO0IEWRJKG)
[...] Jin GuangYao’s hands loosened, and the string fell. As soon as he felt the stinging at his neck disappear, Wei WuXian threw himself at Lan WangJi, unable to wait a second longer.
(GO BABY G O o O o O o O C L A I M Y O U R H U S B A N D AND KILL THAT KXMSHXKWHZKSBSKS)
EDIT 3: OMG OMG MY BABIES MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES PLS JUST KEEP TALKING WWX, KEEP THAT STUNNED EXPRESSION ON LWJ'S FACE, MAKE HIS HEART LIGHT AND HAPPY AND SPARKLY PLS
Wei WuXian, “Lan Zhan, did you hear what I said?!”
Lan WangJi’s lips moved. A moment later, he spoke, “You…” He’d always been concise and comprehensive with his words, never pausing at all. But right now, he paused with more hesitance than ever. Another moment later, he continued, “You said…”
he broke him- HE BROKE LWJ- LWJ HAS BEEN B R O K E N
EDIT 4:
Jin GuangYao turned to Lan XiChen, “ZeWu-Jun, it’s raining. Let’s take shelter in the temple.”
at least he shows some decency
EDIT 5:
Lan WangJi’s voice suddenly rang beside his ears, “Sit.”
Wei WuXian’s thoughts immediately returned. Lan WangJi gathered four cushions from the temple, giving two to Lan XiChen and Jin Ling and two to Wei WuXian and him. But for some reason, both Lan XiChen and Jin Ling moved their cushions quite far away from them. And coincidentally, they gazed into the distance in unison.
Lwj talks and wwx stops thinking about whatver he was thinking, i am doomed. Lxc and jl are too clever for their own good. Also, I know they can't do much rn, but they are just gonna sit and watch as jgy explains his evil plan? And I WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT MADMAN IS LOOKING FOR
EDIT 6:
Tugging Lan WangJi, Wei WuXian sat down on the cushion. Perhaps because his mind was far off, Lan WangJi’s figure wobbled from the tug before sitting down properly. Wei WuXian calmed himself a bit before gazing at Lan WangJi’s face.
(LWJ WOBBLED. GUYS. GUUUUUUUUUUUYS. LWJ WOBBLED HE IS SO DONE FOR-)
His eyes looked down. Not many emotions could be seen. Wei WuXian knew that with just those words, Lan WangJi probably couldn’t believe him yet. He was tortured by a smiling, oblivious person who knew nothing of his crimes. It was only natural that he didn’t believe it. After he thought so, Wei WuXian felt his chest go heavy. His heart hurt so much it shivered. He didn’t dare think of it any longer, but he knew that he should increase the dose.
(Omg this scene is so pure and delicate and painful. Wwx pls darling say something DON’T TORTURE YOURSELF SO MUCH YOU DIDN’T FREAKING KNOW OKAY just talk-)
He spoke, “Lan Zhan, l-look at me.”
His voice was still a bit tight. Lan WangJi, “Mn.”
After a deep breath, Wei WuXian whispered, “… I really do have a bad memory. I can’t remember a lot of the things that happened in the past, including the time at the Nightless City. I don’t remember a single bit of what happened during those days.”
Hearing this, Lan WangJi’s eyes widened slightly.
(ARE THEY FINALLY TALKING OH PLEASE. P L E A S E
look at wwx stuttering. look. and lwj’s eyes widening in disbelief omg omg omg)
EDIT 7: OKAY THAT
EDIT 8: hanji.exe has stopped working
EDIT 9: THAT
WAS
THE MOST EPIC, AWKWARD, BEAUTIFUL, HEARTFELT LOVE CONFESSION I HAVE EVER READ. IT WAS PERFECT AND I'M SHIVERING AND LWJ HUGGING WWX AND REPEATING EVERY WORD HE SAID AND CRYING IS LIKE
I DON'T KNOW
IT'S ALL I NEED AND SO SO SO SO SO MUCH MORE
AND
WWX SAID IT
"I WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU EVERYDAY"
WEI YING, EVERY DAY MEANS EVERY DAY.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD SO THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT-
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
EDIT 10: I’M STILL SHAKING
WHAT-
Oh, back to plot. Sushi is here.
EDIT 11: wwx toying with sushi by playing words-tricks is life. my protective, beautiful baby. also, reading about him saying he doesn't want to die made things to my heart.
Wei WuXian grinned, “Is it because HanGuang-Jun’s had such an icy face ever since he was young, Sect Leader Su, that you think about him this way? If so, then HanGuang-Jun is so unfortunately misunderstood. He’s obviously like this towards everyone. You should be glad you didn’t study at the YunmengJiang Sect, Sect Leader Su.”
Su She’s voice was cold, “Why?”
Wei WuXian, “Or else you would’ve long since been angered to death by me. When I was young, every day I wholehearted believed that I was a prodigy, that I was such a fucking big deal. And not only did I believe it in my heart, I even flaunted it everywhere.”
Veins lined Su She’s forehead, “Shut up!” He seemed as if was about to strike when Lan WangJi pulled Wei WuXian towards his chest, firmly protecting him with his arms. Su She’s movements paused, debating whether or not he should attack.
(I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH, WEI YING WAS SO OVERCONFIDENT BACK THEN, MY BOY
also, lwj protecting him, uuuuuuuhm yessssssssss)
EDIT 12: LAN WANGJI SMILED.
HE S M I L E D.
GuYs this world is amazing, and it is because of lwj's smile. I don't need anything else.
EDIT 13:
Nobody answered. The doors shot open!
From amidst the storm that had just broken inside, a crackling streak of purple lighting struck right against Su She’s chest, sending him flying backwards.
PEOPLE CAN LIVE OF THE SATISFACTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW, IT IS THAT POTENT AND ABUNDANT.
GO JIANG CHENG.
G o o o o O o O o O o O o O o O
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Sweets for the Sweet
It felt good to set foot in a proper kitchen again after walking all over the Coerthas Highlands for a week. Every floorboard was familiar, all of the utensils in their place. She can’t help but smile a little as she sets the bag full of ingredients down, breathing deep to fill up her lungs with the smell of home.
The hearth crackles welcomingly in a few minutes, bringing the warmth back into her cheeks. She leaves her sword by the counter next to her shield, strips off the mail and leather gloves and sets about dragging a step stool over to the higher cabinets. Pulling down what she needs, she hooks her foot around one of the stool’s legs and pulls it along to the counter by the stove.
A pity that no one had been able to keep any liqueur in stock, but Haurchefant had been quick to improvise.
Bless him, Luli thought fondly as she got the stove warmed up. Perhaps if everyone in Ishgard had half a heart so big there wouldn’t be half the problems to deal with in the world.
The thought of the Temple Knights tripping over themselves to be friendly to anyone was enough to make her laugh - a good start to baking, honestly. Always better to start with a smile than a frown. She found the pan and spoons she needed and began to gingerly crush the cookies she’d bought. With a little heated butter she could mold them into a crust and let it cool down.
Hopping off the stool she reclaimed her bag and began digging through It, setting first one, then two, boxes of ice cream beside the pan. Beside it she carefully set the bottle of mint syrup, smiling when Haurchefant’s face came to mind.
She’d have to come up with a way to thank him for all his help at Camp Dragonhead.
Cutting the ice cream proved easier after heating up a knife and she mixed it with some melted chocolate from the stove before adding in a few drops of the syrup. The room felt comfortable now, two fires pushing back the Ishgardian cold and she was very close to humming as she mixed the filling.
A little trill answered the first couple of notes that escaped, making her pause. Turning her head she stared, slack jawed for a moment, at the emerald carbuncle sitting primly in the door of her kitchen. A very pretty one it was - tails all settled around it like a Lady’s skirts. Big lovely eyes that practically begged for attention.
“Hello.” Luli smiled, pushing the bowl up onto the counter. She hopped off the stool and brushed cookie crumbs from her shirt. “Are you lost, luv? Not many carbuncles around here. I bet your mum or dad would miss one as pretty as you.”
The carbuncle trilled again, ducking its head in a way that seemed bashful. Luli strained to see out into the common room, perplexed when no arcanist could be seen. She wasn’t terribly familiar with the art - or the beautiful creatures of aether that arcanists employed as assistants. Glancing at the demure intruder again she tried to pluck up a smile.
“Cold, is it? Well, you wouldn’t be the first to amble in wanting away from the chill.” Reaching out, she offered a hand for the carbuncle to sniff.
Dark eyes blinked, seeming wider now than they had been moments ago. But the little one leaned forward, nose twitching. It’s ears perked and all of its attention went to the counter behind Luli. A quiet little “myaa” emerged, the look in the carbuncle’s eyes turning pleading.
She knew that look. Even if she didn’t know much about creatures of magic and aether, the begging stare was a classic.
Could carbuncles even eat? Did they have stomachs? Surely there might be something she could offer the little one until its master came back?
Luli felt her heart melt a little. “Alright, alright. I’ll find you something. Hop up and you can watch me finish this pie first.”
The carbuncle let out an excited squeak and hopped up onto the highest part if the counter, leaning to watch her with curious interest. Luli grinned, climbing back onto the stool to resume mixing the filling. The ice cream had softened, which made it easier to stir. Once it was done she picked up a tiny spoon to do a taste test, relaxing as the flavor spread across her tongue.
She’d worried about the lack of proper ingredients, but the syrup was a good stand in. Looking up at her guest she dipped a new spoon into the mixture, standing on her tip toes to offer it up to the wide eyed carbuncle.
“A little taste won’t hurt you, right luv?”
Her new friend eagerly lapped at the filling, almost in danger of toppling from their perch. Reaching out with both front paws the carbuncle snagged it from her hand, pulling it closer so every bit of sweetness could be eaten up.
Luli chuckled at the sight, pouring the filling into the pan. She set the bowl and spoon aside, amused when her guest clambered down to stick their whole head into the bowl with the most delighted sound she’d ever heard. Thick green tails swayed excitedly, prouder than any soldier’s banner.
“You must give your mum or dad a lot of trouble, huh?” She asked, digging an ice crystal out of the pouch at her side. A distracted squeak answered her and she laughed. The crystal chilled the pie faster than her icebox would have, which left only making the topping.
Some drizzled chocolate over a layer of whipped cream and she stared proudly down at it, hands on her hips. Her guest emerged from the bowl an absolute mess, trilling happily despite the sticky sugar covering their fur. Dark eyes turned to the completed pie and widened, tails beginning to sway once again.
“Myaa?”
“Oh no you don’t.” Luli gingerly slid the mostly clean bowl away from the carbuncle, setting it in front of the pie like a shield. “You’re a mess and I can’t have you go back home looking like that. You’ve been nice company so I’ll make good on my promise to give you something sweet.”
She raised a finger in warning, “But only if you leave that pie alone. It’s for a good friend of mine.”
Large ears folded, tails drooping at her words. Somehow the little beast managed to look like the very picture of sadness and make her feel as though she’d kicked a pup.
“Don’t give me that.” Luli sighed, leaning to reach for a clean rag. “Let’s get you cleaned up. Be good and I might have a few tarts you can munch on.”
The carbuncle perked up at that. She wet the rag at the sink and carefully scrubbed at glossy emerald fur, marveling over how so much energy could stay in one form. And how that form could get so messy.
“If you come around again sometime I’ll make you a pie all for yourself.” Luli mused, gently stroking the carbuncle’s head. “It’s nice to have someone around that don’t cause trouble.”
A trill like wind chimes answered her and her guest sat neat and prim once more, blinking hopefully. She smiled, tossing the rag into the sink.
“All right. As agreed, let’s get those tarts.”
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