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day 115, a Ko-Fi request!
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day 116 OOPS
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day 118 (one on the left drawn by a friend!)
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'there was only one bed': mediocre, overused, boring
'there was only one chair': innovative. thrilling. endless opportunities.
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer
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watching fargo and i am utterly mesmerised by the efficiency and speed with which these criminals have just bundled martin freeman into the boot of the car. truly impressive
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why i oughta (attempts to roll up my sleeves but i struggle with unbuttoning the cuffs for a solid 4 minutes)
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laios should have been at the raads-r test .....
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The fastest way to shut down my "freelance life means I have to constantly be working" thoughts is to remind myself that if I was a boss holding a worker to the standards I hold myself to, their union would hunt me for sport and nobody would blame them.
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yeah sure why not
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also friendly reminder that there are FAR more schizophrenic people online than you could ever imagine, INCLUDING IN FANDOM SPACES!!!! please for the fucking love of god do not go around calling characters schizo!! we see you!! and we fucking hate you!!
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we need more lesbians guys
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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don鈥檛 speak to anymore. do you want it back
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