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killerqueen89 · 1 year

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They have fun with so little lol

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#yvie oddly #brooke lynn hytes #just two idiots #brooke x yvie #bryvie #i miss them

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irrelevantso · 1 year

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Storytime with Percy Jackson (Not for the faint-hearted)

Percy: When I was in second grade, this kid told me, "I bet you're too chicken to eat the grit of the playground floor."

Nico: And?

Percy: That's it.

Nico: You- that's it? You didn't do anything. You didn't eat the grit?

Percy: Oh, that! No, I ate all of it. The next thing I knew, I was in A&E.

Nico: Oh, Nice.

Percy: Yeah, they gave me a sticker. Smelt like grapes.

Picture of said sticker:

#They are so dumb #Its not even funny #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo memes #Ok so maybe I find it a little funny #So sue me #nico di angelo #percy jackson #NOT Pernico #Just two idiots #Having a civilised conversation

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delilah-dust · 1 year

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Teen Titans Drabble #1

Just a short story to dump here while I get moving with the bigger things later. Feel free to ignore me for I am a poor petal.

Title: Screenshot

Characters: Kyd Wykkyd, See-More

Summary: Kyd Wykkyd really should’ve changed his password to keep that cyclops freak of a roommate from snooping through his messages.

TW: Swearing

Shiiiiiiiit.

Stuck in a massive floating eyeball Elliot looked down and hissed, the hairs on the back of his neck jolting upwards as if electrified while his forked tongue flickered angrily through pointed fangs. Below him See-More smirked waving Kyd’s cellphone tauntingly before shuffling through the rest of a now exposed camera roll.

“Oooh body shots!” The one eyed boy broke out in laughter, “Who you trying to impress with your scrawny pale ass?”

“Shut up!” Elliot snarled as he pounded on the inner walls with balled fists, “I might be pale, but my ass is THICC!”

Seymour rolled his eye as continue to scroll.

“Yeah sure, I don’t need two eyes to tell that when you bend over it’s like folding paper.”

Flushing darkly Kyd gave him the double bird, “Fuck you.”

“Only if you pay me.” See-More said with a sly smile.

(He found the messenger app.)

“Hell no.”

“Your lost then,” The cyclops muttered as he began checking each opened chat. Nothing there, just crime stuff, boring, boring, no, no, ew gross Mammoth’s selfie from Taco Bell’s bathroom crime scene, oh-wait? Yes!

Seymour’s eyebrow lifted as he grinned deviously. Turning to his trapped teammate he asked, “Who’s Joey?”

Elliot felt his blood run cold. Sweat began beading from under his cowl as he resumed slamming himself into the sphere.

“None of your fucking business! Now let me out!”

“Uh-uh. No way! Not until you tell me who this guy is and why you’re sending him kiss-y face emojis- HOLD UP! IS THAT A DIC-”

“NO! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!”

See-More practically scream laughing to the point of hyperventilation gasped heavily as he continued to blurt out what he saw.

“OH MY GOD YOU SENT HIM A PICTURE OF YOUR-”

The phone started vibrating and both boys went silent.

“NO HE’S CALLING AHHHHHH DON’T ANSWER!” Elliot swore as he kicked and struggled inside the eyeball, “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT MADE OUT OF? WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK-NUGGETS CAN I NOT POOF OUT? I’M POOFING BUT NOT OUT? SEYMOUR STOP! DON’T ANSWER IT OR I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS HOLY I WILL LITERALLY BECOME YOUR OWN PERSONAL SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON! DID YOU HEAR ME? PUT THE PHONE DOWN!!!”

Wheezing so hard he was almost asphyxiating See-More clicked ‘Answer Call.’

“...You bitch.”

On the other end a soft voice echoed out, “I’m a what?”

Falling to his knees Seymour delved into breathless cackling just as the eyeball bubble burst freeing Kyd. Snatching the phone faster than Kid Flash hitting on Jinx the teen quickly mumbled, “Sorry babe, you ain’t a bitch but I’m bout to be murdering one soon. Call you back in twenty. Love you.”

“What? Murdering? Wait-”

Ending the call Elliot towered over See-More the shadows around him pooling at his feet.

“Time to die.”

#dela drabble #dela writes #teen titans drabble #kyd wykkyd #see-more #just two idiots #inspired by the descriptions of burntcactii's amazing writing #and their incrediable art #burntcactii is the GOAT #do people still say goat????#imma use it anyway #teen titans jericho #Joseph Wilson

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tobybeanss · 2 months

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I drew RJ with Ticci Toby earlier today and I really like how it turned out! Was definitely worth the 10 hours I spent drawing it! ^^

Turns out Toby cannot fry even an egg without fire getting everywhere, keep this man outta the kitchen-

Gave them matching PJ shirts though because I can, I like them

#digital drawing #digital art #artists on tumblr #actually proud of this #creepypasta oc #raven jay creepypasta #raven jay #ticci toby #ticci toby fanart #toby cant cook #they would get on despite being on opposite teams #just two idiots

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

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lotus-pear · 4 months

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lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever

#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀#literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next #what the fuck is wrong with them /gen #anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI #sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed

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egophiliac · 7 months

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C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.