90stvqueen
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
#i still can't really get on board with beer but this post is beautiful#makes me want to believe that maybe there's a beer out there for me#i am pretty jester coded tho so i may just always be reaching for something i can't have#laughing so i don't cry... sigh
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putting "israel" and "israelis" in quotes in order to imply israeli culture is not real does not make you woke or anti-imperialist, it makes you a performative virtue signaler and racist against the very real and thriving culture of half of the world's jewish population.
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no no, it must be advanced alien tech? using brain waves as a telekinetic guiding system? an unusual evolution of the pterygota? the physics just don't work-!
and that's saying nothing about the fact that hundreds of years of civilization are apparently being crushed and condensed into a single human's lifetime...
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
#i have a phobia of corpses and sometimes i dream that i see them and in those dreams i usually scream or just completely freeze#op you're probably right but i would scream. no question
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This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input
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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances
I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.
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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE
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before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:
Obstinate and inflexible in their actions
Terrible for each other in most circumstances
Poor communicators
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Assume they have access to ikea furniture
#tlt#absolutely she would go in so confident and then not be able to follow the instructions even a little bit
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