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arowrath · 9 months

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#text #polls #im rly curious abt this #i havent painted in foreverrr :{ i took an oil painting class that i loved but working with paint that never dries was difficult #but also helpful to be able to wipe it off even like a week after i fucked up lol #i liked it tho !! i wish id gotten to spend more time on my final bc it was so fun but i wasnt quite done #literally went in with a paint pen like last month to touch up some stuff #might go try and finish it fully but idkkkk. i dont have oil paints so id have to do it in acrylic and idk how easy itd be #ANYWAy #ive never worked with ink before and i only have worked with oil paint in that class #but the other three ive used a lot and when it comes to on Paper and not canvas #acrylic dries fast which is difficult for me #and watercolor dries slow bc. thats water. and it doesnt always go where i want it to #so usually i prefer gouache bc its a little thicker but not too thick and it dries quick but not too quick. a happy medium #just like goldilocks #on canvas tho i usually prefer acrylic #i think bc i get scared to use up my gouache paints on a bigger canvas #^saying all this and i havent painted in months. </3 #im not even particularly good at it i just like it. makes me happy #waugh. its nice out today maybe i'll go out and paint :} it miught rain tho #so who knows

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happyheidi · 2 years

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。　♡ 。　　♡。　　♡

♡。　＼　　｜　　／。　♡

always take care

of your little heart

♡。　／　　｜　　＼。　♡

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#let’s not hope it’s too little or too big. like Goldilocks we want our heart to be juuuust right #haha so dumb #sorry #just thinking from a health perspective over here #cottagecore #she’d make a helluva doctor tho #no one can tell me different #cute #positivity #emoticons #text #symbols #goldilocks to the emergency room STAT #‘that scalpel is too little.. I need one that’s juuuust…’ hahah. this visual I can’t 🤣🤣

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pyrotechnicdarts · 1 year

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puss in boots’ (and also shrek universe movies in general) takes on fairy tale characters is so good. the way they make them grittier and darker by making a lot of them bounty hunters/crooks/etc without making it overly edgy and still keeping the fairytale whimsy of it all and keeping elements of the original fairytales/nursery rhymes is FANTASTIC i love these movies so much

#TERFS STOP REBLOGGING THIS #puss in boots #the big bad wolf as the personification of death is literally SO good #humpty dumpty being a criminal mastermind while also being a silly looking walking egg #goldilocks being adopted into the crime family of the 3 bears and also still saying goofy stuff like too small/too big/just right #like yeah its gritty but its also so WHIMSICAL

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sarosthewizarddude · 2 months

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Human Bills!

This was super fun to do! I basically just crammed in as much chaos and colour as I could 'cause well... it's Bill. I think it turned out pretty cool!

I still can't draw hands though.

Design creds under the cut!

fig. 1: infamous sexyman design by @life-writer

fig. 2: Goldie! by @ckret2

fig. 3: @inquirewithbillcipher

fig. 4: canon human Bill... by Alex H. himself

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strawberryghostlight · 1 year

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we Need to make Goldilocks PussinBoots the new tumblr sexyman it is the only way to fix the economy

#hoping she'll be a hit with the rotg crowd bc she's like all their faves combined and a lesbian #puss in boots #puss in boots 2 #puss in boots: the last wish #goldilocks #fucked up my arm a little while ago but already want to draw her and also redesign the httyd girls I'm just on a dreamworks kick ig #of course artist's block only goes away when I'm physically impaired :/

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ckret2 · 4 months

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So yeah, about the ask you had unclear what I was refering: yes I meant what kind of personalities is bill attracted to.

Had to wait a couple days to answer this until I had time to dig up and review the original post about what he's attracted to; and honestly, I think it already covers almost everything. Take out the physical traits and you get:

Weirdos. Being weird, in and of itself, is attractive to him. Gotta be a high quantity of weirdness though.

"Brooding artist" types (his description). Mostly if they make art of him, but even that aside he likes people who view the world around them like an artist. Brooding optional but "thinking deeply & romantically about the world" mandatory.

People who have fun by Bill's definition of "fun": party hard and live to tell the tale. Reckless eagerness to jump headlong into danger a plus.

Similarity to him. This might mean a similar history but it could mean similar personalities. Bill's personality is shaped by his history, so why wouldn't someone else's be.

Extravagance with material possessions. That might mean their love language is gift-giving, or it might mean they go broke spending everything they have on luxury and thrilling experiences. Live loudly, enthusiastically, generously, and with little heed for future consequences.

Nerds, provided they have something else going for them besides just being nerdy. More broadly: intellectual curiosity and a functioning brain.

I think that one's worth elaborating on, since it gets into Bill's psychology. Bill's a trillion years old; knows more about practically anything than practically anybody; has seen whole worlds rise and fall, along with all their civilizations, cultures, discoveries, inventions, and people, over and over again; and by now, he passes vast swathes of eternity by partying/dissociating for longer than the human species has even existed. Even though he never really quite grew up, he's still old and tired and bored.

But there's still wonder out in the multiverse—wonder in things he's seen billions of times, wonder in things that are just slightly different from the other billion he's already seen, wonder in looking at something he's seen before in a brand new way. He knows it's there, he's just gotten too depressed and lazy to go looking for it.

Merely knowing stuff doesn't impress him—he can "know stuff" in circles around any mortal and most immortals—but excitement and enthusiasm for knowing stuff gets him to wake up a little to the world around him, which is something he sorely needs.

But again: they've gotta have other things going for them. If he runs into a nerd who's just nerdy and doesn't otherwise bring anything else to the table that Bill's into, he's just like "ugh what's this geek droning on about this time, go away."

And these other traits off the original list aren't quite things he's "attracted" to, but that makes him more likely to pursue someone anyway:

If somebody's an emotional doormat who'll do anything he says and let him take the lead in all matters, he's more likely to date them. And also, exploit them, use them, abuse them, and leave them. He's not actually attracted to doormats, though—it's kind of a turn-off, really, he finds people with a spine more interesting—but people with a spine are more likely to stand up for themselves, which makes it harder for Bill to get away with all the shit he wants to pull; so ultimately he's more likely to pursue somebody he likes less but can control more.

I don't think he's really "attracted" to people who worship him—the more of a zealous follower someone is, the less likely they are to be an interesting person all by themself, really. But like. It's an insane turn on. Biggest turn on. Call him your god and his brain shuts off and he gets a little light headed as all his whatever-he-has-instead-of-blood immediately rushes to his wherever-the-hell-blood-gets-redirected-to-in-his-species. When he's that into being worshiped, I think the fact that he isn't technically into the person doing the worshiping is kind of a moot point. So he's not exactly attracted to people with a tendency toward obsessive devotion; but he's had a disproportionate number of partners who have that personality trait, since that makes them more likely to be obsessively devoted to him.

All of the above is off of the original "stuff he's attracted to" list. I can't think of many personality traits he's drawn to that aren't already covered. Extroversion, optimism, maybe similar "screw the laws of physics" political opinions, maybe a tendency to re-sculpt the truth in the same way he does... Yeah, that's all I got, I already hit most of the points in the initial ask.

I realize these are "personality traits he's attracted to" instead of "personalities he's attracted to," but a personality is just a soup made up of various traits. I'm not gonna go like "oh yeah he's attracted to ESTJs" or something. Grab multiple of the above traits and slap them on the same person and that's appealing to him.

#(off the top of my head i don't even remember what ESTJs are like. that was just a random example.)#anonymous #ask #about my writing #bill goldilocks cipher

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chaotic--pan · 2 months

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friend told me to inform the wider starkid/hatchetfield fandom about the fact that i always forget the name of that kooky professor, so instead I just keep calling him

✨ Professor Slay ✨

#they bullied me until i made this post #lemme just give funky nicknames to people pls #nicknames like #Agent Giving-Out-Guns-Like-Candy #who ofc is played by the fantastic actor Mr. Goldilocks #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #tgwdlm #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #obligatory fuck robert manion #great actor - awful person

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omfals · 1 year

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The new Puss in Boots movie didn't just hit me with an amazing plot, great visuals, and well fleshed out characters.

It hit me with the found family trope.

TWICE

My heart can't take this I cried.

#puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots #goldilocks puss in boots #kitty softpaws #perrito #goldilocks and the three bears the last wish #sometimes family is just a trio of criminal bears that like porriage and an orphan that has weird wording quirks and golden locks #sometimes family is just two old jaded cats with boots and their emotional support dog that needs more therapy than them both combined

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autumn-foxfire · 1 year

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Nah because Rosebird and Taiqrow is both hilarious when they try to explain it to Yang and Ruby

Yang: so my birth mom left and my dad hooked up with my mum who stepped up but then my mum who stepped up stepped back down to go fuck my birth mum so my dad then went on to hook up with our uncle?

Summer: ...it's a bit more complicated than that.

Raven: But she's also not wrong.

#rwby #rosebird #taiqrow #pfft tai just be trying out his team like goldilocks does with the bear house

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pankomako · 8 months

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this is the closest ive gotten to drawing failing four fanart in years

#failboat #fyrus #jaymoji #too bad gab's too busy to join them as much. would love to see a reunion stream one day #lol remember when i did incorrect tff. and then i had to delete twitter #fun times. anyway #i get the feeling i draw fyrus too similarly to juicebox (my oc) now i hope that's not the caseee #like i stg if you combined juicebox and hot-rod you'd pretty much get fyrus the way i draw him haha Whoops #cant believe boat's close friends with TWO bears. throw me in there youd straight up get goldilocks and the 3 bears but theyre all dudes #im mean im just kind of assuming they fit the physical description im. not actually sure but they seem like they would

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strawberri-draws · 7 months

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A peek into my ,,, interesting sketchbook feat. Bertram and Lewis the Jack o lantern studies + OC fairytale huntsman whom I love

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #oc #OCs art #my ocs #jesse #Bertram jesse #bertram #sketches #I’m. very excited about the oc ngl #he’s like. constantly running into stupid children in the Enchanted Forest and he’s like #is anybody gonna adopt these literal children #and so he takes them home to where he grew up with the 7 dwarves #starting with Snow White #she’s just like ‘:D I’m twelve and mom said that I need to go with you because she hates me’#and the huntsman; newly ordered to murder this child for an absurd amount of gold that could feed his outcasted family that rescued him #as a feral orphan for weeks is just like ah shit I gotta adopt this child man #then he comes across Goldilocks and red riding hood Hansel and Gretel etc #until he’s just. swarmed with children #it’s kinda funny #haven’t decided who he romances or if he’s a single king yet #was thinking like. a gremlin ass rumplestilskin just cause it’d be funny #..anyways can y’all tell I watched once upon a time when I was like 13

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depressedstressedlemonzest · 5 months

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Now he's fucking ANGRY

He knows now.

Fucking regina.

The way he's looking at his hands breaks my heart.

"She?"

Sluttily angrily yanks down the cover on the mirror.

"You evil SOUL.

THIS WAS YOU.

YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME."

But she's NOT AGAINST YOU RUMPLE!

LOVE DOESN'T MAKE YOU WEAK

UGH

The fucking mirror being his own reflection, you're yelling at YOURSELF rumple. Regina's not there, you're yelling at YOURSELF.

"RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUVE EVER FELT PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY REGINA MILLS"

This sarcastic bitchy hand waving spin he does.

"The QuEeN YErR FRiEnD the QuEeN"

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rookesbane · 9 months

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perfume moodboard: lattafa yara

the scent of creamy, pink frosting greets you as you float down from your bedroom. no one’s baking—that’s just how the air always smells. your car takes you downtown, the aroma of tropical fruits begin to fill the air as you near your friends’ beach party. to no one’s surprise, it’s another perfect day.

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aeide-thea · 5 months

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thinking abt like. if you introduce someone to something you're into and they're like, wow, that's so awesome, you're probably tickled that they dig it and are seemingly a kindred spirit at least that far; if you then introduce them to another thing you're into and they're again like, wow, that's so awesome, you're probably still pleased but also perhaps guiltily wondering whether they know any other adjectives; and if you introduce them to a third thing and yet again they're like, wow, that's so awesome, you're probably asking yourself, was any of that affirmation actually real or is this person just so reflexively accommodating that they've been turning off whatever independent critical faculties they possess in order to play a better yes-man???

(for values of 'you' that primarily mean 'me' obviously)

#just thinking a lot this week abt like. on the one hand i SO deeply need people to be kind and exhibit a readiness to be pleased #and i'm so relieved and grateful when i encounter that energy #but like. on the other hand i need to feel like i actually meet your standards‚ not like you don't HAVE any?#like. if a golden retriever wants to be pals it means nothing. if a cat wants to be pals it means everything #and like. if we're being honest i'm very very very picky abt. everything. i was going to specify areas but. it's all of them.#i just try not to actively be a dick abt it to anyone's face bc i think that's really important #(and like. i did a slightly less good job of hiding that in certain ways this week than i probably endorse so i'm thinking abt that)#(like i think the problem is that it always feels v important to be clear abt my tastes/Who I Am bc i want to be Understood)#(but like. sometimes ppl just aren't the sort of people who are going to Understand me and i need to get better abt cutting bait)#(and prioritizing courtesy abt their tastes over clarity abt mine in those cases)#idk. have very extremely not resolved the tension between my various values here #basically like goldilocks i need everything to be juuuuuust right which like. perfect IS the enemy of good and i know it!!#but at the same time like. it IS better to be alone than to be with people who chafe you raw.#but maybe eventually if you let them sand you into a new shape it'll be good? but. feels bad to be sanded.#anyway. strongly suspect this is not actually a coherent post i'm very sleepytired #this week was really really challenging and left me with a lot of food for thought. also some pie

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ckret2 · 25 days

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Kinda strange idea i know wont happen, but the other journals end up alive, and TBOB gets a journal harem.

oh, i bet it would just love to get triplets, wouldn't it.

But, no—half the joke of Journal 2 is that it's jealous of "siblings" that aren't even alive, they're literally just books. The reason J2 is alive is because that's the book Ford stuffed most of his spells and curses into, and they interacted oddly. Living books aren't gonna become A Thing, there's just one lone anomaly (possibly two if TBOB is cursed enough that it could be alive).

#(they aren't even triplets. they were started in different years. they just look like it.)#anonymous #ask #bill goldilocks cipher

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not-poignant · 6 months

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Since discovering your work during the pandemic, I have practically inhaled everything you've written. Your stories are amazing. The characterization, the worldbuilding, the plots, the sex, the trauma and recovery, everything is just so top tier and a very small part of me wishes I never stumbled across your stuff because now I can read subpar fics, only this quality and above which I'm sure you know is hard to find. That's why you're writing these stories after all!

I'm really enjoying all of your current ongoing fics and am looking forward to your planned ones too, like Mallory & Mount and Vexteria and Glamour Gods.

Thank you so much for sharing your gifts with the world 💖💕💞

Oh my goodness sakfsa

This is like the best, thank you so so much! I'm so glad you've been enjoying the writing / getting something out of it. Just ahhh *rolls around in this ask the way a golden retriever rolls around in autumn leaves*

And yeah it's true, I am very much writing these stories because I can so rarely find exactly what I'm looking for. I find a lot of good stories! But like, they're not kinky, or there's not enough hurt/comfort, or the trauma-recovery isn't quite there, or they're not long enough, or etc. etc. etc. I guess I'm just Goldilocksing my way through writing stories I want to read, one serial at a time. It's an absolute miracle that these get to be enjoyed by others too! For a long time I felt like I was such a kind of freak for wanting something so specific I couldn't find it!

I don't know what will happen with Glamour Gods, it's definitely not forgotten. I don't know if there's much room for long-form science fiction urban fantasy paranormal kinky romance but like, maybe one day. :D I'll just keep adding to the playlist until then!

Thanks so much for sending the ask! You're awesome. :D

#asks and answers #why are people so nice #gif post #i'm like should it be goldilocksing or goldilocking #it should really have the S i mean it's an invented word i can do what i like #fae tales love #thank you so much though anon seriously #asflkas asks like this make me really just want to keep investing more into my writing #to try and make it as good as i can

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