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WERE THE LANTERNS THAT UNINTERESTING BOYS??
#They're literally staring at each other instead of enjoying the pretty sky I-#Just kiss you weirdos!!#they're in love your honor#xiaother#aexiao
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Wednesday: What if I punch you in the mouth?
Xavier, worried: Like with a fist?
Wednesday: Like with my mouth.
Xavier:
#just kiss you weirdos!!#wednesday addams#xavier thorpe#wenvier#wavier#incorrect quotes#wednesday x xavier#wenthorpe
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Keith's month began, kissing pumpkins on the cheek for him ✌️
#voltron legendary defender#klance#lance mcclain#keith kogane#laith#klance fanart#i wanna see the calendar already#but at the same time enjoy the nuance of the pieces forever you get me#i also btw enjoy the idea of kissing pumpkin on a cheek for keith way too much#he just seems like that kind of weirdo#stab'em but kiss'em u'kno
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dabi considers it a privilege to walk your drunk ass home. literally has to fight down a smile the whole way there.
#he’s so happy abt it#like he doesn’t understand it himself but the fact that you trust him…..#makes him feel feelings#helps you get out of your dirty clothes and cleaned up and ready for bed too#makes you a hot pocket or something#let’s you play with his hair and press messy kisses against his cheek#tw alcohol#in the tags:#hi I’m dwunk#tonight was so fun!!#i went to a party at a friends house and then I went to see another friends group play at a local dive bar#i fink I have a wittle crush on him tbh#he’s an IT head for my school and he’s been helping out in my program specifically lately#he’s also a professional DM#and he plays the fiddle in a bluegrass group#i have such a weakness for weirdos idk idk#anyway akskdkdkd#it was so fun to just hang out and be silly#missed it lately#silliness is so essential to life#silliness and the strongest margaritas I have ever experienced sjjsjdjd
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How I imagine Robin is watching Jonathan and Nancy from her locker.
#she's doing an anthropolical study of the straights#contrasting Jonathan and Nancy with Jason and Chrissy#she's pulling music out of her locker and straight up eavesdropping#while Jonathan and Nancy are much more tame in their PDA the convos are much more batshit#like for a solid month she thinks they just got way too into dnd until Eddie is like I've never seen them in my LIFE#(this is a lie Jonathan bought weed from him once but then decided to go to reefer rick for later purchases)#anyways poor Robin can't decide if the weirdos are better or WORSE than Jason and Chrissy who like openly call each other pookie#and are constantly kissing and being overall kinda gross (Chrissy thinks this is normal and going with it)#in the end Robin is like those two might be crazy but they're so much more entertaining#(it's a small school she's bored sue her)#and then they finally get introduced at Starcourt and Robin is ready to absolutely interrogate them but never gets the chance#... can you tell I've thought about this#stranger things#st headcanons#jonathan byers#nancy wheeler#robin buckley
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ellie once walked in on you and joel kissing (nothing else of course) and in the classic fashion of a dramatic teenager, for the next few days she would walk into any room you both are in while covering her eyes and and loudly shouting “YOU TWO BETTER NOT BE SUCKING FACE”
#tj talks#'ellie we were just kissing. that's all' 'im traumatized. this is it. this is what breaks me.'#joel miller x reader#joel miller x you#he deserves to get made fun of. as a treat#joel holding your face all gentle and kissing you and ellie is like 'EW STOP EATING HER FACE YOU WEIRDO'#theyre a FAMILY
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Legalized nuclear bombs with elden ring sans!!!
some of you people in my ask box are unhinged
#keep it coming guys#literally be silly in my inbox#i love responding and doodling answers#also surprisingly a lot of you are FRESH SIMPS#FRESH OF ALL PEOPLE#come on guys ask for LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE#you want fell sans to kiss you? PLEASE#just not the PARASITE!!!!#jk you can go make out with the weirdo idc get that aroace gyatt#slash jay#wyllaztopia rambles
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europeans wanna be oppressed so fuckin bad
#personal#this is soooooooooo funny i'm sorry#yes the REAL issue in all of this is that ned Appropriated Italian Heritage#shut the fuck up are you insane#(also the way to try and frame this as if this is just like those weirdos who do their 'i'm 1/16th cherokee horsehshit. chef's kiss)#like if you ARE italian you should have bigger fucking concerns on your mind than ned from the try guys#mussolina is running your country now focus on that and not about how you've been hate crimed#because an american mutt said that he's got italian percentage in his dna#'quit claiming european heritage' well when europeans take back the centuries they spent shoving their heritage under the sun#then we can talk#this is literally both hilarious and honestly pathetic i have never seen anyone want to be angry abt smth harder in my LIFE
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ough. toriel my beloved
#comics may or may not be coming#(they are i am drawing them)#why is it so difficult. not the process of drawing but something about choosing a canvas size and marking the panels makes my brain lag#okay kingdings is something that exists i guess but can we have a little old lady interaction.#need more content of wingdings actually being a part of that world and an important individual for the people around him#rather than just existing as a satellite to a handful of characters and straight up being barely acknowledged by others#specially considering he was the goddamn Royal Scientist the man genius himself#anyway toriel. their relationship would be funny#she may be perpetually confused by his mannerisms but shes immune to creepy (re: her own creepy ass children across universes)#woman always sees right through him and thinks hes the silliest thing#she knows how badly you want a family mr weirdo come now you can sit at the thanksgiving table#feels kind of bad her efforts cannot undo the debilitating loneliness he radiates however 😔#but my favourite thing: will never Not kiss her hand#there are no romantic undertones it is just a gesture of reverence#will do it to your mom your grandma your sister. really any lady he feels he owes formal acknowledgement#and queen toriel is always owed formal acknowledgement#gugunghhuhguh. ily toriel cant wait to finally figure out how to draw you
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i dont want to close my dms because ive had genuinely nice conversations on here with people telling me they relate to my posts, feel encouraged, realised something about themselves, or something else entirely normal and respectful but for every kind interaction ive had there's like 5 people who just message 'hi' send me my own post and say 'thats hot' like ???? what do they want me to do?? what's the thought process here
#everyone is absolutely welcome to reply or to reblog and add a comment but whats this.#genuinely what reaction are they hoping for i dont get ittt#Im worried this post is going to discourage anyone who actually wants to talk from reaching out. im explicitly keeping the dms open for you#and i just KNOW the freaks who I'm complaining about rn won't even read this post. or think that it doesn't apply to them 😒#anyway theres only one (1) man in my dms who has me dreaming of kissing him in the moonlight#and you 'hi' weirdos will never be him#🔘
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*staring at the ceiling* i was a weird kid
#in year 5 i tried to eat someones shoe. while they were wearing it#i carried a plushie horse with me everywhere and accidentally started a dragon themed gang#i ate sticks just to prove i could#god the amount of stories my sister has about me stopping to pick up dead things on our way to school#or the fact that i used to walk like a dinosaur everywhere#i kissed my teacher in year 2 which wasnt weird in the grand scheme of things but still. cmon dude.#OH i bit my best friend on the back so hard he had teeth marks for a week ://#the weird part is that it only happened bc i couldnt sleep during nap time so i made a game of trying to catch his shirt with my teeth#when he breathed out (we werent even in kindy at the time and his mum was my day-carer)#like i was a little fucking weirdo#no wonder i am the way i am#you dont turn into this *gestures to all of me* by growing up normal#captain speaks
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You know when I do finally kiss somebody (like on the lips) I will either find it absolutely disgusting (spit and all that) OR become like super addicted to it. I don't think there will be an in between for me
#the spit is honestly my only fear#i asked my friend if you notice it and if its a big deal and she said not really but also i'm a little more sensitive to that stuff than her#so idk#just like#it alsoways looks so sweet and fun in shows and movies but then again i don't know how realistic that is#because maybe i just like looking at it#which would be a shame but still okay#i'm also probably thinking about that too much#but yeah#i think i need to make a list of my favorite kiss scenes fjdvdhfdh#there's a few (a lot)#hhhhh when do i get a girlfriend so i finally find out what kissing is actually like#lea's random thoughts#idk man (gn) i like being a little weirdo about this#kisses are so beloved to me
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Can I request a fake-dating thing with Gigi? Maybe she needs a date for some big event and asks Reader to be her fake date, but ends up really liking their company? Thanks!!
OH FUCK IM GONNA EXPLODE. LIKE ACTUALLY START RICOCHETING OFF THE WALLS. THIS IS THE BEST TROPE TYSM
sfw!! just cuteness. It got long im sorry MSNDMSND
Ok usually she has a System (tm) for events, because when your schedule is as tight as hers, you need to have all your ducks in a row.
Usually she has a Shortlist of people she can ask in case she needs a Plus One!!
Andre, Brett, Glenn, Myc (if she can convince him not to be too much fo a brat smdns) It's all platonic, usually one of those four can be bribed into an event with the promise of Alcohol and Free Food (and Brett does it Just To Be Helpful,, because,, it's Brett MSNDMS)
and yet, somehow, all four of these ungrateful little bastards can't pull through on this night.
And she can't go alone, for several reasons. In the circles she frequents (read : rich and judgemental) its essential to bring a Plus One, because everyone else is gonna have one, and if she doesn't she's gonna stick out.
Keeping up appearances is essential in her line of work, and she really doesn't need ppl starting a gossip train right now.
(and aside from that, it dissuades creeps so that's a plus)
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN BABEY!!!
you are her last hope lmao.
SHE SPOTS YOU FROM HER OFFICE AS SHE'S PACING AND IS LIKE 'you're my date now :)’
AND I MEAN,,, DID YOU REALLY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? NO OFC NOT
She only vaguely knows you, but tbh she just needs someone to fill the slot. A beach-ball with a smiley face drawn on it ANYONE.
She even offers you 400$ to sweeten the pot!! Plus the usual promise of free food and rich people to laugh at.
Don't worry about getting an outfit, she works in media. She IS media lmao I have no doubt she's has plenty of experience in fashion, she can absolutely help you throw together an outfit and be out the door in like,, 10 minutes flat.
She isn't expecting much but?? It actually goes way smoother than planned??
It surprises her that you treat it like,, an actual date.
Like you ask questions? good questions?? Not just boring Rich People 'I-Don't-Actually-Care-I-Just-Need-To-Pretend-I'm-A-Person-And-Not-A-Walking-Bank-Account' questions??
You ask her about her ambitions? What was her favorite childhood memory? You two get into a 40 minute conversation about a bakery she misses from her hometown that closed down before she could get their cheesecake recipe??
and FUCK IF THAT ISN'T A BREATH OF FRESH AIR SMDNS
Like oh god you cannot imagine how mind numbing rich people are. Harder than the conspiracies and media scandals and weird social rules is trying to pretend to give a shit about Rich Boy #307's New Golf Course MSNDMS
She literally forgets to mingle.
You mention something about the Gardens and before she can even remember that yes, there was a goal behind her coming to this event, you two are giggling like teenagers running along the pavillion <33
YOU TWO BOLT THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS ITS SUPER FUN.
Occasionally it’ll strike her that she’s supposed to be inside, shmoozing, but she just convinces herself that oh well, she can just do that later.
It doesn't even strike her until her alarm goes off that she's spent the entire night just,, talking with you.
(the ringtone, ofc, being the sound of someone calling her, so that she has a convenient excuse to get out of whatever she's doing and go home)
She decides Fuck It. You two talk for another forty minutes, laying back on the freshly-trimmed grass before a butler eventually comes out to shoo you off the property MNSDMSN
She drives you home!! Well, her chauffeur drives you home, but she sits with you in the back!!
(She specifically asks her chauffeur to take a slightly longer route, so you two can finish your convo about the musical conventions in Sweeney Todd, because she hasn’t gotten to talk about that shit in YEARS SHES NOT PASSING UP THIS OPPORTUNITY)
She still offers you that 400$, because it's the least she could do for you helping her out w/ something so last minute, not to mention having you stay way later than expected, but you turn it down.
You said something about how ‘getting to get to know a woman as sweet as her was payment enough <3′ and just. left.
it leaves her so completely stunned that she doesn’t hear her driver when they ask if she’d like to be dropped off at home.
She literally just sits there staring at the spot where you were sitting, holding 400$, feeling absolutely dazed. She’s smiling like an idiot and she doesn’t even CARE THAT WAS SO CUTE OF YOU-
She calls you two weeks later for another event, and you say yes without hesitation <3
#gigi thompson#gigi thompson x reader#x reader#inside job x reader#sfw#WAS THIS TOO OOC LMK SMDNSMD#it was super cute to write. gigi gigi gigi i love you i love you I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU#THIS IS THE DREAM <333333333333#I like to think she didn't grow up in the .00001% of people she just. rose up through the ranks from her journalism + media work#so she just. kinda hates rich people. MSNDMSND LIKE THEY FEEL SO PLASTIC AND FAKE. SHE KINDA HATES HAVING TO MINGLE WITH THESE#OUT OF TOUCH WEIRDOS#and. most of her job is dealing with said out-of-touch weirdos.#SO YEAH when you two go to the party she's kinda thrown for a loop about how. wow you're a PERSON you're TALKING WITH HER you arent talking#about Stocks thank FUCK SMDNSMD#also she's a film bro (affectionate) she works in media theres. no way she isn't a huge film buff#im sorry i have so many. thoughts about gigi. i love her your honor i need more gigi content#THERES SO MUCH FUN STUFF IN HER CHARACTER. KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KIS#'they're the prada of secret societies and you all ignore me' HAS SO MUCH. THERES SO MUCH.#EEEEHEHE >:)))) outis is queueing up some posts. look at me getting in the GROOVE
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had a realization just now about Familiar of Zero, aka, a fan-favorite series for crossover nonsense to happen in. It’s got the perfect setup for serious fics, crack fics, romance fics, you name it, you can literally throw any other character into Saito’s role and make wild shit happen.
That said.
The premise of the series hinges on the character in question not immediately going “fuck this, lol” and bailing on the ritual. Once it’s completed you can generally finagle a situation in which they stick around even when Louise is being... well, start-of-the-series-Louise, just by handwaving it as a subconscious compulsion from the Gandalfyr runes. However, there’s still a minute-ish long gap between the character being summoned and Louise completing the ritual with a binding kiss.
Which means some of the characters who’d make for absolutely fantastic disasters in Halkegenia likely aren’t going to let that actually happen.
For example, if you want to summon Kakashi Hatake into halkegenia, there’s three realistic outcomes. He either instantly vanishes and starts doing reconnaissance, he comes out swinging, or he fucks off to go find someone who knows enough to fix this. In none of these situations, is he going to allow this random teenage girl to kiss him, because he’s ten years her senior and does not need this right now. (Any of the akatsuki are in the same boat, except most likely “comes out swinging” are plans A through Z)
#Familiar of Zero#i think about this series far too much given that the canon is... not great...#The one Ridiculously Violent Weirdo I always think of for this sort of thing is Karasuba from Sekirei#if only because that series ALSO has magical bullshit get activated by kissing and you can just have her latent ashikabi senses kick in#one of these days im going to actually sit down and write that; quality be damned#other violent weirdos who I could see potentially sitting through the ritual - Alucard (he was willing to follow baby Integra)#Evangeline McDowell (has experience with magic; might be hungover; might just be glad to be free from school curse)#Archer EMIYA (but thats *basically* already been done in Hill of Swords; even if thats technically just Older Shirou)
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btw took a shot at drawing winstuk earlier but as can be the way it wasn't happening. so for now let's take a moment & picture it. i'm thinking a nice chill comfortable hangout. that while sitting side by side it's so doable like i'm looking at your hands in your lap while we talk :) or try kissing, classic
rotate em
#winstuk#winston billions#call it an extra interactive post here. although i suppose that implies interaction w/the post itself in cyberspace. whichever#their relationship / one potentially ft. kissing for sure / they individually: too powerful for billions. who & what Wasn't....#everyone at tmc too powerful though rian's potential thusly was yoinked away after 5x07 rip#ben & tuk & bentuk of course. taylor extremely like their constant plotline: stifled & hindered by the Priority of these mfs....#those prioritized mfs being everyone Not too powerful for billions lol#ofc it's everyone described by the lgw verse who Is beyond the scope & capability of the series#i.e. (sick of being) the weirdo the wuss the underdog (being) the misfit the old school analog (being) the oddball the weakling freak#the failure the sucker the please don't speak#refer to that last post abt it lol billions is just like ohh but you shouldn't need a squip you should just like Be A Chloe already#but if you aren't then Yeah Of Course learn from the organic aba the characterized at least partly internalized aba#hm wonder what they'd feel about how jeremy finds a niche amongst the Popular Crowd rather than just becoming invisible & silent (:#or having the Decency to stay on the fringes & affirm the whole approach by passing along the Violence like rich#anyways lmfao. winstuk having nice times. a somethingship whatevership they wantship#as always Soooo [grabs]#just little a moment little a treat for us to have
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CURSE MY FUCKING SHITARSE INTERNET I JUST WANT TO PLAY SOME FUCKING TEKKEN GAAAAHHHHHHHH
REINA IS SO FUCKING SICK AND I CAN'T PLAY HER AGAINST REAL PPL I'M STUCK FIGHTING THE STUPID AI FUCK
#i have some christmas money lying around so i guess i'm just gonna have to buy an ethernet cable#my setup (if you wanna call it that) is really not conducive to getting wired up at all#but fuck man there's no way i'm gonna just not play this fucking game it's way too fucking sick#well at least i had plenty of time to play the story lol which for the first like 80% of it's runtime it's like hey this is fun#like it's not super boring & there are actually some really cool moments sprinkled in here & there#then there's the second-to-last jin/kaz fight which was kinda what i expected the finale to be#like ok they've got their big crazy final forms & they're gonna have their big over-the-top anime fight & that's all fine i guess#but then they have one last normal hand-to-hand fight#and speaking as a long-time hardcore tekken fan that last fight is one of the best most joyful experiences i've ever had with a video game#like i've always felt that jin's transition from tekken 3 to tekken 4 was such a cool melding of story with gameplay#like in story at the end of t3 he's betrayed by heihachi so in t4 he forcibly unlearns the martial art heihachi taught him#and this is reflected in gameplay by his moveset being completely different so them coming back around to that in t8#and reinforcing the whole theme of jin accepting his past by LITERALLY GIVING YOU HIS TEKKEN 3 MOVESET IN THE FIGHT AGAINST KAZUYA#WHILE A REMIX OF HIS TEKKEN 3 THEME PLAYS???? GOD WHAT A FUCKING SEQUENCE!!! CHEF'S KISS MWAH MWAH MWAH#and then just the lovely little moments of fanservice. obvious stuff like kaz wavedashing or he & jin doing the namco logo thing 1 last tim#but then obscure stuff like jins t3 df1 glitch & kazuyas weirdo t4 re-stun combos?? like how many ppl are even gonna know about that shit??#they hella did not have to do that but they did & it makes me so so so happy#so yea the t8 story is like 80% a fun entertaining little romp & 20% the hypest shit i've ever ever ever seen#and also reina is the best new character namco have made for tekken since steve in t4#it's funny cause in the whole leadup to t8 i was having a little trouble figuring out who i was gonna main#cause in t7 i spent most of my time bouncing around basically the whole cast before finally settling on julia near the end#obv no julia in t8 so i had to pick someone else & no one in t8 was really jumping out at me#lots of super cool characters that i'd already played quite a lot of but not really anyone that's like ok yea that's my fucking guy#lots of sick af potential secondaries but no main basically#then they released the reina trailer & i was like ok yea that's my fucking guy#sick design sick stage sick AS FUCK music & a bunch of mishima staples to go along with it???#she's got an electric? hellsweep? wavedash? flash punch combo? stonehead?#plus some heihachi specific staples? demon breath? heaven's gate? iron hand? fucking HUNTING HAWK??? then yea that's MY FUCKING GUY#so yea reina fucking rules & i just wanna play her against real ppl please for the love of fuck#OH ONE MORE THING THEY DID ANOTHER GREAT JOB WITH THE MUSIC. AT LEAST 3 NEW TRACKS ADDED TO THE TEKKEN PANTHEON OF ALL-TIME CLASSICS
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