I ship this ship because:
I have eyes
I can see
I am the smartest person in the room
I receive divine revelations about them in the dead of night, alone in my chambers
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*working at the Weathervane cafรฉ*
Tyler: Look, we both like Wednesday, so let's make peace. How about we change the tone a bit and say something nice about each other?
Tyler: I'll go first. There's no way around it, you're a beautiful person.
Xavier: Huh. Thanks.
Tyler: Now your turn.
Xavier: I never agreed to that.
Tyler: Beautiful son of a bitch.
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Wednesday: One of my talents is being stress.
Enid: Do you mean being stressed?
Xavier, eyeing principal Weems who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think so-
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*Xavier & Wednesday texting*
Xavier: Goodnight.
Wednesday: Rest in Peace.
Xavier: Please don't say that to anybody.
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Xavier, pointing a camera at Wednesday: There she is, my sweet girl.
Wednesday, holding a knife and a shovel: What-?
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GET KOSA TRENDING.
STOP SCROLLING NOW!
AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.
WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.
I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.
Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.
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We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.
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Xavier: my partner has to be so pacific and centred, in control of their emotions, someone who violence is their last option, kindness and empathic with the others feelings-
Wednesday: *freshly expelled from her old school for dropping a bag of live piranhas in a pool full of people*
Xavier: her. I want her.
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Xavier: underneath that creepy, off-putting demeanor, youโre actually kinda sweet.
Wednesday: repeat that to anyone, and I will have you brought up on charges of slander.
Xavier: I wouldnโt dream of telling a soul.
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Xavier, singing: Do you wanna carve a pumpkin? It doesnโt have to be a pumpkin-
Wednesday: How about we carve a dead body?
Xavier:
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Ajax: That is, bar none, the most insane, dangerous plan I have ever heard in my-
Xavier: Clearly you don't hang out with Wednesday enough.
Ajax:
Ajax: Why would I? Sheโs scary as hell-
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Xavier: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this..
Wednesday: I said โI have an idea,โ and you just went along with it without question.
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Xavier: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Ajax: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Xavier: One of them punched a gang member.
Ajax: Wednesday?
Xavier: Bianca, actually.
Ajax: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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my father gave me a new iPad and Apple Pencil! Wenvier fanart here we goooooo
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Wednesday: Okay, if we can't do it by brutal force, we'll do it my way then.
Xavier: But your way IS brutal force!
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Xavier, texting Wednesday: Hey Wens, thereโs a giant cockroach on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Xavier: Pls hurry because Iโm going to cry
Xavier: Wednesday
Xavier: Wednesday
Wednesday, texting back: Wednesday is dead. Youโre next. Love, Cockroach.
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thanks for the tag @goddessmoonlady ๐ค
1. Are you named after anyone?
no
2. When was the last time you cried?
last month i was stressing over my exams
3. Do you have kids?
no
4. What sports do you play/have played?
track, badminton, volleyball, table tennis
5. Do you use sarcasm often?
me? sarcasm? never.
6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?
their face or hair
7. Eye color?
brown
8. Any talents?
drawing, i guess
9. Scary movies or happy endings?
scary movies! (happy endings are optional)
10. Where were you born?
in the hospital
11. Hobbies?
art, chess, sports
12. Any pets?
none
13. Height?
5โ6 (167 cm)
14. Favorite school subject?
art
15. Dream job?
pediatrician
tagged by @scorporia to answer 15 questions and tag 15 ppl (i did not tag 15), thank you!! :3
Are you named after anyone?
my primary chosen name is from Marth from Fire Emblem
When was the last time you cried?
last week when i finished the main story of Nier Automata
Do you have kids?
only a cat
What sports do you play/have played?
i don't sport
Do you use sarcasm often?
yes, LOL
What's the first thing you notice about someone?
face details, i think?
Eye color?
blue :( i wish i had brown
Any talents?
drawing, i guess!
Scary movies or happy endings?
scary movies ftw!!
Where were you born?
the black hole of dimension 112 (the USA)
Hobbies?
art, various crafts, music hoarding, HTML/CSS, gaming, and overall goofin' off with technology
Any pets?
one (1) Cat(tm). her name is Arina
Height?
jerma height. 5'4
Favorite school subject?
economics
Dream job?
i want to get paid to recommend weird music to people
tagging: @sysagainstcis @sun-almighty-wukong @plush-size-cutie @greatcurve @fakeosirian @glubpy @superchat @smsnsa @punkdogs @gustofwinduhdance @maryaustria
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