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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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Can I request a fake-dating thing with Gigi? Maybe she needs a date for some big event and asks Reader to be her fake date, but ends up really liking their company? Thanks!!

OH FUCK IM GONNA EXPLODE. LIKE ACTUALLY START RICOCHETING OFF THE WALLS. THIS IS THE BEST TROPE TYSM

sfw!! just cuteness. It got long im sorry MSNDMSND

Ok usually she has a System (tm) for events, because when your schedule is as tight as hers, you need to have all your ducks in a row.

Usually she has a Shortlist of people she can ask in case she needs a Plus One!!

Andre, Brett, Glenn, Myc (if she can convince him not to be too much fo a brat smdns) It's all platonic, usually one of those four can be bribed into an event with the promise of Alcohol and Free Food (and Brett does it Just To Be Helpful,, because,, it's Brett MSNDMS)

and yet, somehow, all four of these ungrateful little bastards can't pull through on this night.

And she can't go alone, for several reasons. In the circles she frequents (read : rich and judgemental) its essential to bring a Plus One, because everyone else is gonna have one, and if she doesn't she's gonna stick out.

Keeping up appearances is essential in her line of work, and she really doesn't need ppl starting a gossip train right now.

(and aside from that, it dissuades creeps so that's a plus)

AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN BABEY!!!

you are her last hope lmao.

SHE SPOTS YOU FROM HER OFFICE AS SHE'S PACING AND IS LIKE 'you're my date now :)’

AND I MEAN,,, DID YOU REALLY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? NO OFC NOT

She only vaguely knows you, but tbh she just needs someone to fill the slot. A beach-ball with a smiley face drawn on it ANYONE.

She even offers you 400$ to sweeten the pot!! Plus the usual promise of free food and rich people to laugh at.

Don't worry about getting an outfit, she works in media. She IS media lmao I have no doubt she's has plenty of experience in fashion, she can absolutely help you throw together an outfit and be out the door in like,, 10 minutes flat.

She isn't expecting much but?? It actually goes way smoother than planned??

It surprises her that you treat it like,, an actual date.

Like you ask questions? good questions?? Not just boring Rich People 'I-Don't-Actually-Care-I-Just-Need-To-Pretend-I'm-A-Person-And-Not-A-Walking-Bank-Account' questions??

You ask her about her ambitions? What was her favorite childhood memory? You two get into a 40 minute conversation about a bakery she misses from her hometown that closed down before she could get their cheesecake recipe??

and FUCK IF THAT ISN'T A BREATH OF FRESH AIR SMDNS

Like oh god you cannot imagine how mind numbing rich people are. Harder than the conspiracies and media scandals and weird social rules is trying to pretend to give a shit about Rich Boy #307's New Golf Course MSNDMS

She literally forgets to mingle.

You mention something about the Gardens and before she can even remember that yes, there was a goal behind her coming to this event, you two are giggling like teenagers running along the pavillion <33

YOU TWO BOLT THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS ITS SUPER FUN.

Occasionally it’ll strike her that she’s supposed to be inside, shmoozing, but she just convinces herself that oh well, she can just do that later.

It doesn't even strike her until her alarm goes off that she's spent the entire night just,, talking with you.

(the ringtone, ofc, being the sound of someone calling her, so that she has a convenient excuse to get out of whatever she's doing and go home)

She decides Fuck It. You two talk for another forty minutes, laying back on the freshly-trimmed grass before a butler eventually comes out to shoo you off the property MNSDMSN

She drives you home!! Well, her chauffeur drives you home, but she sits with you in the back!!

(She specifically asks her chauffeur to take a slightly longer route, so you two can finish your convo about the musical conventions in Sweeney Todd, because she hasn’t gotten to talk about that shit in YEARS SHES NOT PASSING UP THIS OPPORTUNITY)

She still offers you that 400$, because it's the least she could do for you helping her out w/ something so last minute, not to mention having you stay way later than expected, but you turn it down.

You said something about how ‘getting to get to know a woman as sweet as her was payment enough <3′ and just. left.

it leaves her so completely stunned that she doesn’t hear her driver when they ask if she’d like to be dropped off at home.

She literally just sits there staring at the spot where you were sitting, holding 400$, feeling absolutely dazed. She’s smiling like an idiot and she doesn’t even CARE THAT WAS SO CUTE OF YOU-

She calls you two weeks later for another event, and you say yes without hesitation <3

#gigi thompson #gigi thompson x reader #x reader #inside job x reader #sfw #WAS THIS TOO OOC LMK SMDNSMD #it was super cute to write. gigi gigi gigi i love you i love you I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU #THIS IS THE DREAM <333333333333 #I like to think she didn't grow up in the .00001% of people she just. rose up through the ranks from her journalism + media work #so she just. kinda hates rich people. MSNDMSND LIKE THEY FEEL SO PLASTIC AND FAKE. SHE KINDA HATES HAVING TO MINGLE WITH THESE #OUT OF TOUCH WEIRDOS #and. most of her job is dealing with said out-of-touch weirdos.#SO YEAH when you two go to the party she's kinda thrown for a loop about how. wow you're a PERSON you're TALKING WITH HER you arent talking #about Stocks thank FUCK SMDNSMD #also she's a film bro (affectionate) she works in media theres. no way she isn't a huge film buff #im sorry i have so many. thoughts about gigi. i love her your honor i need more gigi content #THERES SO MUCH FUN STUFF IN HER CHARACTER. KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KIS #'they're the prada of secret societies and you all ignore me' HAS SO MUCH. THERES SO MUCH.#EEEEHEHE >:)))) outis is queueing up some posts. look at me getting in the GROOVE

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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Forgive me for bothering you but....Reagan. Any NSFW headcanons for a reader and Reagan? I know the show gives us a lot of context into her intimacy issues but also. I. want to date her so baddddddddd.

<3 I ALSO WANNA ROMANCE HER <3

smndd (I did combine a few reagan asks into this one, just bc they were all along the vein of ‘Reagan NSFW’ MSDNSMD)

NSFW!! Minors go away!!

REAGAN SMUT ACTIVATE

Listen, it’s probably gonna take a while for her to work up to sex tbh

she does want to!! there’s just a lot of Very Complicated Feelings around intimacy that she has to deal with smnmdsnd be patient, give her time, and don’t have a lotta expectations at first!!

She has a lot of trouble letting herself not be in control? At first she’s definitely gonna be more dominant in bed

either way, she’s a person with very particular tastes - she knows what she wants, and will be very blunt about what you need to adjust during sex!!

She overall prefers positions where she has a bit more control? Whether being on top, or having the room to move her hips, etc. She likes having power over the situation

She struggles to let herself be taken care of! It’s gonna take her a while to get used to the fact that,, you can do some of the work too lmao!! She can just rest and lay there while you take care of her!!

Not that vocal? Mostly happy sighing, sharp inhales? She’s not really going to put on a Display as much as smb like Brett does msnds. Tbh the quieter she is, the more she’s enjoying it!!

She feels like she can just be in her own little world and let herself appreciate the moment <3

OH and swearing. Lots of swearing. smndsm like a fucking trucker lmao, very quiet and barely noticeable.

She forgets to breathe sometimes so you may have to remind her of that lmao smds

Afterwards? Complete collapse lmao. She’ll pass out almost instantly bc of the dopamine + adrenaline crash. If you’re lucky she’ll curl into you for warmth <3

Scenarios that have been bonking my brain around

Reagan working super late <3 listen she’d absolutely appreciate a nice massage. If you wanna be extra sneaky? Slip under her desk after and eat her out !! <3 fantastic way to destress after dealing with idiots all day

Reagan with a strap <3 also a great stress reliever. She doesn’t have a lotta stamina bc she works a Desk Job (tm) but,, <3 she does her best.

You think she wouldn’t use the Productivitrom during sex? You are WRONG she’d love to get her inventions involved in it <3 there’s something particularly nice about them being,, her inventions that are getting those noises outta you <3

LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND!!!

#OK HERES THE FIRST TASTE OF REAGAN SMNDSMD #reagan ridley #inside job #inside job headcanon #headcanons #asks #inside job x reader #reagan ridley x reader #also my followers already doubled overnight?? jfc?? where are y'all coming from??#smdnsmd thank you guys sm i love your ideas smdsd #lmk if you need anytrhing tagged!!#was this too ooc?? lmk #<3 #nsft #minors dni #ALSO ITS NEVER A BOTHER ANON <3

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