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Part One proved very popular, so here's some more (I have SO many of these)
#mass effect#mass effect 3#mass effect screenshots#mordin solus#james vega#garrus vakarian#mass effect javik#legion mass effect#me3#mass effect 2#miranda lawson#urdnot grunt#javik#zaeed massani#edi mass effect#joker mass effect#jeff moreau
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I think out of everyone Joker would be the one to insist they go back and look for Shepard after ME3 because she went back looking for him at the start of ME2 to save him and he wants to do for her what she did for him
Give her a chance to live
#commander shepard#garrus vakarian#mass effect#mass effect 2#mass effect 3#thane krios#liara t'soni#miranda lawson#mordin solus#urdnot wrex#joker mass effect#jeff moreau#jeff joker moreau#I love their friendship#they make me so sad
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Thinking about the relationship between Joker and Kaidan.
How they've both been there since the beginning, how their first scene is them sitting together in the cockpit of the Normandy, teasing each other. How Joker sticks by Shepard's side the entire time while Kaidan doesn't. How Joker judges Kaidan for not coming to fight the Collectors. How Kaidan blames Joker for causing Shepard's first death. How Joker knows Kaidan is right to blame him. How they're both back on the Normandy in the end, saving the galaxy. How they can both lose the person they love (Shepard and EDI) to save everyone else.
#i wanna sink my teeth into their relationship#how do you move past all that?#how do you reconcile all that betrayal and blame and guilt?#i've some exploration of their friendship/relationship in fics that made me think and now i can't get it out of my head#kaidan alenko#jeff joker moreau#joker mass effect#mass effect#mass effect legendary edition#shenko#mshenko#edi mass effect
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I love when Joker says “it’s joking time” and jokers all over the place
#the fact that 'its joking time' is an actual line in the mass effect trilogy#joker mass effect#jeff moreau#mass effect#mass effect 3#citadel dlc
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Here's the order, I think the squadmates would be found if they played hide and seek.
Mordin- He doesn’t hide. He says he wants to study how we all hide and react in a non dangerous but stress inducing situation. But he is actually running several bets against everyone and is keeping track of that data.
Javik- He refuses to hide, he says something about how hiding is weak and he will not practice weakness
Tali- She giggles when playing hide and seek
Grunt- he thought he was hidden well behind the counter but the top of his head is visible
Legion- He definitely would have been higher if his face wasn’t a literal flashlight
It has now been about five minutes.
Jack and Miranda- They both hid in the same closet. They start to argue about who should leave “their” hiding place. They then started throwing things and were quite loud.
James- He self eliminates. He was bored and just wanted to do better than Jack.
Ashley- She also self eliminates to flirt with James
It has now been about 10 minutes since they started
Liara- James sends Gliph to get Liara revealing her location.
Jacob- He was hidden decently it was just where Shepard happened to look
Joker- EDI helped him find a good safe spot before she hid
They’re 20 minutes into the game
Kaiden- He climbed somewhere to hide and Shepard found him while doing that stretch thing they always do.
Zaeed- He fell asleep while hiding and his snoring gave him away.
45 minutes have passed since the beginning
Samara- She felt it would be unfair to use her biotics against non-biotics.
We are now at the hour mark of the game. Javik is getting annoyed and is now determined to help Shepard find the last few.
Garrus- Javick found him. Once Javik started helping, so did everyone else.
Wrex- Is found by Tali in a small compartment. After the genophage cure, he has developed amazing hiding skills. Everyone is still confused how he was able to fit in there.
It has now been an hour and a half with three players not found. They split into teams to find them.
Thane- he is “found” by Grunt and Jack. He heard them talk about their lack of childhood and how they wish they got to experience things like this. He lets them find him.
It has been 2 hours since the start. Shepard suggests giving up and letting EDI and Kasumi win. Javik is enraged he can’t find them. And refuses to give up.
Edi and Kasumi- Javik finally found them after 30 minutes of searching. They were hiding in the same closet Jack and Miranda were in earlier. EDI and Kasumi were working together and knew after the mess Jack and Miranda made no one would think they would be hiding in there. Javik was so annoyed he wanted to play again but with his rules, and he wanted to be the seeker.
#bioware#mass effect#mass effect trilogy#squadmates#ashley williams#edi mass effect#garrus vakarian#mass effect garrus#grunt mass effect#jack mass effect#jacob taylor#james vega#james mass effect#javik#joker mass effect#mass effect joker#kaiden alenko#kasumi goto#legion mass effect#mass effect legion#liara t'soni#miranda lawson#mordin solus#mass effect mordin#justicar samara#tali mass effect#thane krios#mass effect wrex#zaeed massani#commander shepard
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Do You Know This Disabled Character?
Jeff ‘Joker’ Moreau has Osteogenesis Imperfecta.
#poll#polls#disability#disabled characters#id in alt text#jeff joker moreau#joker mass effect#mass effect
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Thinking about how Joker would be so used to having all of me2 squad as his regular besties that he genuinely forgets everyone on the Normandy is a war criminal until he asks Garrus what the perfect calming oil is and that big turian is like
“cyanide” 💀
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That was a joke
#mass effect 2#mass effect legendary edition#mass effect 3#mass effect fanart#mass effect#jeff joker moreau#joker x edi#edi mass effect#me 3#edi#joker mass effect#edi x joker
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Blobs :D close ups under the cut. @applesaucesomething :D
Nightwing, Robin, Batman, Catwoman, Siffrin, Kris, Joker, and Loop.
#nightwing#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc robin#batman#bruce wayne#batblob#catwoman#selena kyle#jeff joker moreau#joker mass effect#jeff moreau#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#siffrin in stars and time#isat siffrin#loop isat#loop in stars and time#371art
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Mack Shepard: Even if I was straight I wouldn’t choose any of the women here.
Joker: Why not ?
Mack: My choices are between little miss perfect, homicidal tank girl and Tali.
Joker: What’s wrong with Tali ?
Mack: Nothing. I just wouldn’t want to ruin our friendship.
Joker: Have you actually tried talking to the men ?
Mack: Jacob is so straight it’s painful, Zaeed obviously still has issues with his ex, Garrus sucks at talking to women so I doubt he’s ever considered men, Thane has too much going on to probably even consider, Mordin isn’t my type.
Joker: Well it wasn’t like you had choices on the original Normandy.
Mack: At least I had Kaidan’s butt to ogle at.
#mass effect#mass effect 2#joker mass effect#male shepard#miranda lawson#jack mass effect#tali zorah#tali’zorah vas normandy#garrus vakarian#jacob taylor#zaeed massani#thane krios#mordin solus#kaidan alenko
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Joker: EDI, I need a favor.
EDI: I am not giving you another lap dance.
Garrus: Lap dance?
Shepard: ANOTHER?!
#incorrect mass effect quotes#commander shepard#incorrect quotes#mass effect incorrect quotes#mass effect legendary edition#garrus vakarian#mass effect#jeff 'joker' moreau#joker moreau#joker x edi#edi mass effect#mass effect garrus#joker mass effect
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BEHOLD!
The HatBoy.
Hatless.
And still tragically un-caffeinated.
#my art#jeff joker moreau#mass effect#mass effect fanart#mass effect joker#joker mass effect#joker moreau#took me 69k pencil strokes to finish this#zoom in to see all the details#do it pls#it took me 24 hours to texture the fabric skin and hair#and every single hair on his legs lol#and the scars.
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shepard waking up in me2 and joker shows up
#ik chakwas is there but joker walks up to u mid meeting with tim like. Hey Girl ❤️ hi joker!#mass effect#jeff joker moreau#joker mass effect#commander shepard#mass effect 2
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The Hatboy Exchange Important Dates
Welcome to the Mass Effect Hatboy Exchange, where we celebrate the Normandy's pilot, Joker "Jeff" Moreau, and the relationships he has. This is an 18+ only gift exchange and can be for platonic or romantic relationships involving Joker.
Any questions should be sent to this blog or the mods, @commander-krios and @comeoniwantacoolname
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2023 Schedule
- Nominations open: May 14, 2023
- Nominations close: May 28, 2023
- Sign-ups open: June 1, 2023
- Sign-ups close: June 18, 2023
- Assignments go out: June 20 2023
- Works due: August 13, 2023
- Works revealed: August 20, 2023
- Creators revealed: August 27, 2023
Minimum Requirements:
- 1000 word piece of fanfiction of a quality you would be happy to receive
- a clean lineart drawing, of good resolution, on unlined paper and of a quality you would be happy to receive.
More updates will be coming soon, so be on the lookout! Follow this page for easy access to the updates.
#mass effect#mass effect trilogy#jeff joker moreau#jeff moreau#joker moreau#joker mass effect#hatboy exchange#mass effect exchange#gift exchange#mass effect gift exchange#the hatboy exchange
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Here's the dogs I think each squadmate would have (pt1 alphabetical order)
Ashley- German Shepherd
Edi- border collie
Garrus- irish wolfhound
Grunt- bullmastiff
Jack- pittie
Jacob- lab
James- rottie
Javik- great dane
Joker- greyhound
Kaiden- golden retriever
#mass effect#mass effect trilogy#dogs#bioware#garrus vakarian#kaiden alenko#grunt mass effect#james vega#joker mass effect#javik#edi mass effect#ashley williams#jacob taylor#jack mass effect#dog breeds#me1#me2#me3
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pov i pick up jeff moreau and shake him but very very gently because he has brittle bone disease and i dont want to hurt him i just show love very aggresively
#joker mass effect#jeff moreau#mass effect 3#mass effect 2#mass effect#garrus vakarian#commander shepard#mordin solus#thane krios#miranda lawson#jacob taylor#kaiden alenko
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