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Garrus, prentending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?
Shepard: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
(Later)
Tali: And then you just ran away?!
Garrus: I didn't expect her flirt back!!
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Tali: I love you but if I were to even kiss you id risk an infection
Y/N: I understand Tali
Y/N walks away…
Tali: where are you going?
Y/N: to buy all the Lysol, Clorox wipes and zinc tablets! I want you to stay healthy when I eventually kiss you!!
Tali: (blushes) I wish you could see how hard I’m blushing under my helmet
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Garrus: Come on, Shepard, the Shadow broker thing isn't the problem. You and Liara just need to bone.
Tali: [chuckles nervously]
Shepard: What did you say?
Tali: Don't say it again.
Garrus: I said you two need to bone.
Tali: [whimpers]
Shepard: How dare you, Vakarian. I am your superior officer! [shouting, five minutes later] Bone! [sternly, ten minutes later] What happens in my bedroom, Vakarian, is none of your business. [shouting, twenty-one minutes later] Bone?! [calmly, forty minutes later] Don't ever speak to me like that again.
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Garrus: I just had a long talk with Wrex and Grunt about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
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Kelly: do you want to talk about your feelings?
Shepard: no.
Kaidan: I do.
Kelly: I know, Kaidan.
Kaidan: I'm sad.
Kelly: I know, Kaidan.
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Shepard: I'm a great parent
Garrus: Grunt is drunk and about to fight C-Sec again
Shepard: parent of the year
Garrus: I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't call you that
Shepard: yeah and most people aren't looking after the perfect tank breed Krogan who acts like a teen but is like a year old
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Kaidan: “I’ve finally gotten my migraines under control.” *cuts to Shepard on a baby leash*
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Mass Effect Incorrect Quotes - Supernatural
Shepard and Kaiden finally having a talk after Shep being dead for 2 years and Kaiden giving her a cold shoulder.
Kaiden: What the hell happened to you guys?
Shepard: Cliff notes? I went to Purgatory. Joker hit a dog.
Kaiden: Like the “Purgatory” Purgatory
Shepard: Yea being partially dead will do that too you
Kaiden: Really?!
Shepard: No. The one on the citadel.
Kaiden: Right….
Kaiden: …..
Kaiden: wait Joker hit a dog?!
This barely makes any sense but I had this reference in mind after doing Aria t’loaks mission in ME3; this is probably only entertaining to me but just in case someone else appreciates it.
Reference under the cut
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Shepard: Who hurt you?
Tali: Do you want a list?
Shepard,cracking knuckles: Yes
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Shepard; The best thing about bondind with an archaeologist is that the older i get the more she loves me.
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Shepard: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Liara: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Shepard: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Liara: Is it working?
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Grunt: if i die during the operation will you do one thing for me?
Shepard: oh anything, sweetheart
Grunt: BLOW UP THE BUILDING
Shepard: oh. Well. I said I'd do it so I guess I'll have to.
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Do you remember that creepy Normandy-SR2 (Mass Effect) toilet design?
like.. how it actually works??
and who the hell let this to happened???? it must have been Joker. the only legit explanation I take on this.
The Illusive Man: and, ehm.. are you sure this is must be that way? The exact way it was before? It has to be design mistake or-
Joker: nah. Listen, is it you or me who was there? Totally accurate, I tell you.
The Illusive Man: ..if you say so, Mr Moreau.
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Im back and this time I bring mass effect. It's all Shepard and Kaidan but if you would like to see anyone else feel free to ask.
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Wrex: You can't just 'I'm a little guy' out of this one Shepard.
Shepard: Watch me.
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