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realhankmccoy · 2 years

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Bruce used to do little reductive parodies of me that are on the same level of Chicago Boi in both mind and spirit -- sort of meant to be devastating but actually missing the target and seeming curiously dull (I know this is both of their plan, but they also partly mean it -- think of a child with a toy, frustrated and banging it on the table because it's just a toy and they're ready for somebody to buy them a new one and this G.I. Joe only is posable in 6 ways and THATS ALL IT CAN DO man what a lame toy it prob belongs in the bucket with all the other toys its just a lame toy).

So, yes, I mean indeed almost every human is going to bore a child pretty fast. Think how fast adults bore most children, like the wah-wah voices from the Peanuts cartoons, and they just go on and on like that wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah. A child can't sustain more than a simple, brief parody of an adult.

It's usually typical of a Trump cuck you meet on Facebook too. It's all in the way they lash out that shows their simple nature and cuckedness. They have Trump's ability to sit there and come up with something that shows their own immaturity like Little Michael Liiddle Marco Little Ben Sassy Liddle Adam Shift

Bruce and Chicago both do this Little stuff and kind of put the and you're 'crying about the world' thing in there (this is a typical conservative response from cucks, who think we all should 'solve' every problem in the world by being 1/10th human -- feeling only John Wayne's feelings plus anger -- in order to become very very simple -- by relying on daddy's shelter and protection, as they've done -- this is why they've never solved problems in the world themselves, it's a sort of pantomime and a lie about the adult capabilities they lack). Unfortunately as power-oriented, marginally human, fundamentally conservative-at-heart cucks of Trump, they very much lack Trump's ability as a writer and composer, as mini-me Trump inside their brains has tinier hands. Trump's actually much more versatile and comic in his character portraits than they are. I'd hate to fail compared to Trump on writing -- but hey settle for less and not take on any adult responsibility is part of what mini-Trump did to em -- so they decided to stay with their marginally human control freak ways and let themselves down as writers.

If they can't come up with autopilot cartoon parodies with no real analytical insight as well as the Trump who cucked em and are going to continue to reproduce typical America in its cartoon ways -- ways that are anathema to somebody like me who does the opposite -- i would suggest (because i highly doubt they can transcend their programming at this point, everything they generate being much more of a Shrinky Dink than their heights in writing which died off years back) well they did that to themselves with thinking they'd treat the outside world with their shake n bake Shrinky Dink oven...

well i would suggest their cartoon zingers need some zing,

so if they're going to remain committed to the mini-Trump inside their head -- i can't help that their Trump is more blind than the Real Trump --

they need to start aspiring to write as well as He who Cucked 'Em. here's some sample material from Big Boss Donnie and at this point I guess if they're infected with the Trump virus until it passes out of society, I can only hope they write as well as Trump someday (doubt it):

Quid Pro Joe Joe Hiden Da Nang Dick Boot-Edge-Edge Coco Chow Al Frankenstein 48% Becky Pocahontas

i mean that's more authentically rollicking than plagiarising me on my rollicking 'golden retriever' and squirting in some ho hum lil bro banality. If Trump said my Golden Retriever bit on the right target from the stage it would have been his best line. If he would have said Lil Bro it would have fallen flat.

I mean, just imagine how much dullness I'd avoid out of Chicago Boi and Bruce if they could write like He Who Formed American Society In His Image. It would be more Carnivalesque than anything they could muster, and that's their goal, to be Carnivalesque like the largest Big Top Show in America.

So, knowing they're not going to transcend their marginal human status, I'll just have to hope they catch up to Trump as writers so that they raise an eyebrow rather than making these petty boring digs

the search for the end to the Trump viruses' pandemic -- i've mostly given that up (I think it's too risky to push the experiment much further) and am going to wait it out. Bruce, Chicago Boi, Dad, Brother and others are far too easily caught up in the times to be able to stay Trump forever. Trump is not immortal. This will wane when the next mode of National Power rolls in and they unwittingly glom onto that without even realising they're infected. The virus will pass out of all of them at the same time. This is what's disconcerting about typical Americans.

Why am I immune to the virus and opposed to it? Because i wasn't so passive. That's why. I fought it kicking and screaming every inch of the way, especially from March 2016 to Nov 2016. I could see it coming. I saw what people WANTED. They did not know that they wanted to become Trump, but the virus did whisper in their ear that it was a means to an end. They didn't realise that once they flipped inside out like at the finale of the film The Fly (1986) sure they might be depressed at times and want to die but they can't just jump into the teleport pod and come back out the way they were. They don't have it in them, it's too much effort and effort has always been something they tried to get around. They couldn't reclaim their former selves even if they wanted to -- it's like when you make the wrong purchase and you have to rationalise in your head why it's actually going to fit well in the living room after all, even if you shove it up into the corner.

none of them realise they're caught up in the times and infected by the Trump virus -- the vision just isn't there. Which is too bad as i used to overtly credit Bruce and Chicago Boi for having vision and telling them that, but this was wishful thinking and they gave it up after the Trump virus cleared out their mind and killed a lot of brain cells -- they both found there was no 'power' they could whiff in taking the time to sort of tediously write about specific things, even to write about a 'great' film is still just a 'little' thing. Delusions of grandeur suit their mini-Trump better these days -- Bruce thinks he eliminates all Islam from India and saves the entire Hindu race with so much as the stroke of twenty keystrokes these days, that's how much mini-Trump has gotten in there. Chicago boy thinks he crystalizes whole people in his own Wonderwall, but of course it's just sort of vaguebooked sketches, like mini-Trump is doing the carnival with his tinier hands so that nobody gets the rollicking laughs that were intended except maybe the writer, who's self-satisfied with the strawman sketch mini-Trump did.

It's barely even writing anymore with the both of them. I don't see how either could call themselves writers at this point even though they think of themselves as that or list themselves as that. Mini-Trump has told them to lay off writing skills and focus on searching for simpler forms to dominate. they've been failing to dominate so they're still searching for ways to do it. this is why they both dominate less than ever, I suppose. Fellow cucks don't want the small cucks to look to at all -- they want big VIP cucks like DeSantis to look to. DeSantis is next in line to the Trump throne for sure.

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left-reminders · 4 years

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Joe Biden Coughing Into His Hand As Justifiably Distressed News Man Looks On

He Likes To Cough Into His Hand During The Pandemic

#joe biden #bernie sanders #democratic party #democratic primary #dnc #coronavirus #covid19 #covid 19 #pandemic #where is joe #joe hiden #joe hidin

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justbeingnamaste · 4 years

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Joe Biden to our troops: “Clap for that, you stupid bastards”

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#BOMBSHELL: Joe Biden Calling Military Members Stupid Bastards #Hiden dementia Biden #Military #Disrespect #Sick in the Head !#Walk Away democratic Party ...

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popculturebuffet · 3 years

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Amphibia Season 2 Reviews: The Second Temple and Barrel’s Warhammer “The First Drumbeats of War”

Welcome back all you happy people! We’re in the final stretch of the season now, only three more episodes after this. And with this episode the end trajectory of the season becomes clear and the anticipation to the finale mounts.. and the dread as boy oh boy is this one going to hurt. Join me under the cut for a recap and spoiilers as I break down my thoughts and prepare for war.

The Second Temple:

Our heroes head to the great north for their next temple...

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No no I just mean the arctic part of Amphibia. That’s sadly not a crossover we’re getting.. yet. One can dream.. or write weird fanfiction. Point is it’s time for an ice adventure. Also Hop Pop now has his own “Hop Pocket” in Joe’s sweater> Aww. Also Joe has a sweater now. Awwww. And he crashed upside down. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I keep thinking I love this bird as much as humanly possible and he keeps going and finding new ways to make me love him more.

Our heroes soon run into a problem though: While Marcy’s coordinates got them there the temple isn’t in sight. Anne does find them some help though as she spots a familiar stand. It’s some lady they met back in the bizzare bazzar named valeriana?

Yeah clearly a lot of you have better memories than me, which isn’t hard my mind is a never ending sinkhole and while I remember a LOT of stuff, I often forget just as much. So a vendor lady who was hinted to be important but didn’t do much in the episode itself totally slipped my mind and I didn’t even notice she was apparently in the season 2b trailer. I have no memory for a character who turns out to be vitally important yet all the memory for Stoopy.

Your doin Odd’s work Stoopy. But she is as she offers to take them to the temple, revealing herself as part of a hiden order dedicated to the calamity box and protecting it.

But like most hidden orders, Val seems to be a huge prick, and chastises and berates Anne constantly questioning her worthness and skil, and chastising her for giving up her coat to save her friends when a cardinal Val summons goes after their catapillar skin coats, and goes out of her way to rescue a family in the path of an avalanche. Val decides from all of this Anne is not worthy and she won’t guide them.. which causes Anne to rightfully call her out on her episode long streak of irritating condesencing bullshit. Val responds as you’d expect.. by warping Anne to another dimension and trying to steal the box from her leading to a fight. The fight is engaging with Anne giving it her best, though weirdly she didn’t take her sword along, while Val points out a lot of anne’s thefts over the years: from bessie to hop pop’s wallet.. to the box. Which Anne admits.. but also admits as shitty as it is it’s better to learn from bad things you did and do the right thing now, than to dwell on them and let htem drown you.

Anne wins and val is dangling by a ledge and while she points out Anne can’t escape without her.. Anne figured out the staff. But Anne.. is a good persona nd as much as she’d like to let val die when her hand slips...she dosen’t. SHe’s her enemy sure but she’s still a person and her death does nothing and solves nothing. And that.. turned out to be the whole point. Val was simply testing Anne’s character: The whole journey was the temple and while the previous temple tested for intellegence.. this one tested for heart, anne’s greatest trait. Val powers the gem with her staff glad to have found something worthy.. but much like Luke or Aaang, Anne hears her friends in trouble and leaves with the gem only mostly charged. She returns.. to find everyone okay, Marcy showing the plantars stuff on her phone, and they set off... but the gem blinks a bit as they leave.

Final Thoughts on the Second Temple: The second temple is a decent episode. It has some great worldbuilding, some good gags and really shows off anne’s character development, her empathy and her bravery while giving us an intresting side character and possible future Ally in Valeriana and increasing the mystery around the calamity box. If it’s REALLY as bad as it’s name implies... then why are these people protecting it? And why are the protections, the order the temples.. benevolent, based on personal character and making sure the right person passes. Did Andrias name it that.. and if so.. did he do it for his master? I have a lotta questions and i’m excited to get the answers. All in all a very decent ep.. but like last week the second one majorly upstages it.

Barrel’s Warhammer

So we finally check back with Sasha and I was excited as her previous spotlight episode earlier in the season is still the best episode of the season. But this one brilliantly builds on that.

The various leader of the toad towers are having a summit and well...

So i’m just going to call them the cryptkeeper, bad haircut and grime’s sister. Their all doubtful of whatever pitch Grime has while Grime and Co are preparing, and have bonded with Percy and Braddock more and the two having designed a cool one eyed logo for their army.

The pitch is intrigues the toad with even Grime’s Sister he used to tease as a kid being impressed.. and reveals to our anti-heroes that his name is Grimothy. Grimothy. GRIMOTHY

But their not impressed with the idea of a disgraced captain and his “Hummus” leading them, even if Andrias has his own Humuss’... and this reveals to Sasha her best friends exes are doing just fine without her and working together. She takes it how you’d expect.. by taking it out on Bad Haircut’s guards and angrily asking waht it’llt ake. it’s then the cryptkeeper rises, turning out not to be dead with one request: Barrel’s Warrhammer. Sasha agrees to retreive it for them, but both Percy and Braddock are terrified.. as is GRIME of all people.

We find out why as they take a lava boat to go fetch the thing: Barrel’s Warhammer is a legendary weapon, wielded by the Toad Hero Barrel, who used it to fight off a great monster and keep it from destroying a villiage dying in the process with his hammer apparently still guarded by said beast. Grime doubts it’s actually real and feels i’ts just a legend. But Percy and Braddock are more concerned with posisbly dying but Sasha reassures them that they’ll be fine and if it gets too dangerous, she’ll bail, using a Kawaii pose as a signal and making me feel very old.

They find the Hammer but can’t lift it because “Only those who be worthy can”.. oh wait wrong hammer. No this one is just really heavy. They soon find the beast, a narwhaal worm, a massive armored horned worm. Phrasing. So naturally Braddock and Percy want to opt out... but Sasha chooses going after the worm over honoring her promise, and hooking the things horn to ride it to the tower. They just need to bring the hammer there.... even if it costs her friends their lives and saftey and involves betraying them. And this creates a marvelous parallel to the other episode in this pairing: Anne time and time again puts her family and girlfriend, random strangers and even an enemy’s life above her own. To Anne it’s helping other people what’s important damn what happens to her. If she’s cold, buired or something else fine. What matters is someone else is safe. Sasha by contrast.. is willing to risk herself and other sif it means getting waht she wants. It’s her will to matters.. and it’s her lack of empathy that’s holding her back. Anne is strong because she has her new family, Marcy, and an army of loayal friends in Wartwood. Sasha may be strong in ablility.. but her weakness in heart costs her. She has grime.. btu that end sup being it as while they sucessfully arrive and get the troops they need.. Braddock and Percy can’t bear the cost or danger or the hurt of Sasha’s betryal and depart with Grime noting that getting what you want costs. But as we’ve seen with Anne and Marcy’s respective temples, it was doing the right thing NOT getting what they wanted, that made them better as people and got further. And as the look on Sasha’s face shows as her friends depart her, and she realizes she’s almost entirely alone.. she’s not sure world domination is really WHAT she wants. OR that it was worth the prices she keeps having to pay.

Final Thoughts:

Barrel’s Warrhamer is another masterpiece following sasha. While not as strong as Toadcatcher it’s still damn good, showing Sasha’s further travels down a bad road, and her starting to doubt if this path is really worth it. The acting and animation are topnotch, as is the world building. It’s a truly stellar showing that just ratchets up tension for the fianle.. and for the inteivitble reunion between our three heroines and the clash between their three sides; the king Marcy serves without realizing his true malevoence, the Toads Sasha and grime are leading to war.. and the frogs Anne once swore to protect that are about to be swept up in the tides of war.. and possibly take a stand against both sides. War is coming for our heroines and they are not ready for the hell that is to come.. and neither am I. Frog this is going to be painful isn’t it?

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#amphibia #sasha waybright #anne boonchuy #marcy wu #hopidiah plantar #joe sparrow #captain grime #percy #braddock #kawaii #barrel's warhammer #the second temple #disney channel

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toku-explained · 3 years

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The Invincible Swordsman

Phoenix Swordmsman and Book of Ruin: I've seen nothing about the timeline placement of this, but I've seen known sign of the Knight Forms, but Kento is here and so are the Wonder Combos, so safest bet seems to be right before Jaou Dragon happened. Bacht, wielder of Mumeiken Kyomu and the Eternal Phoenix Wonder Ride Book was sealed in a book in ages last, but is unsealed and creates portals to destroy the world. Seems to have Megiddo working with him but none of the regular villain's are involved. Bacht, Kamen Rider Falchion, apparently aims to reduce the world to nothing, Sword of Logos opposes him. The Brave Dragon joins with two others, the Love Dragon (White) and the Pride Dragon (Black) to for the Emotional Dragon Wonder Ride Book, and Saber uses Emotional Dragon to defeat Falchion. End scene is a brief teaser of our hooded man.

REALxTIME: So we have S, our lead villain, announcing he will end the world with bomb in 60 minutes and remake the world in his image, he has a large cult of followers, apparently he created the bomb using the Thousand Jacker. Among the followers are the 4 generals Bell, Moore, Lugo and Buga. Each of them, as well as the other followers, using either a Slash Abaddoriser or a Shot Abaddoriser, along with a Crowding Hopper Key become Kamen Rider Abaddon, the 4 generals having some small variation from the other followers. Aruto attempts to fight S, Kamen Rider Eden, using Zero-Two but is defeated and winds up in another world, S uses the Zero-Two Progress Key in the Thousand Jacker to create the Hell Rising Hopper Progrise Key, Izu later retrieves the Zero-Two Key and Zero-Two Driver. The Abaddon's are spreading a red gas that sends people to the other world, we get that scene of Jin, Horobi, Amatsu, Yua and Fuwa all fighting together. Aruto learns the woman he's met, Akane, knows S, and returns, attempting to fight Eden again using Metal Cluster Hooper. Apparently most of the enemies are AI controlled nanomachine constructs controlled by a few individuals using ZAIA Spec, these were meant to medical nanomachines but changed after some stuff with Ark towards the end of the series, Nanomachines make up the red mist. Horobi finds and confronts As, who has supplied Eden with the Hiden and others tech he needed, she otherwise isn't present. Is tries to find Aruto using Zea and manages to awaken to original Is somehow and they merge. Eden intends to use the Hell Rising Hopper Key to end the world, Aruto manages to take it off him, can't shut it down and is forced to use it to transform into Hell Rising Hopper. He is in a rage state and defeats S and tries to kill him but Zero-Two stops him, revealing themself as Is, Aruto calms down. Akane was S' wife, she died but her consciousness survived in the nanomachine AI, S wanted to make a world where he could be with her forever, placing his mind in a Humagear. Bell, after learning the real goal, takes the Eden Driver and Eden Key by force and becomes Kamen Rider Lucifer. Then we get Aruto as Zero-One and Is as Zero-Two facing Lucifer together, S shuts down this nanomachine system returning everyone to normal while Lucifer is defeated.

And that's Zero-One, at least until 01hers MetsubouJinrai.net comes out. But with what else was announced this week I wouldn't have counted on it being the end even if that hadn't been announced.

Z: It's important to remember with this first scene that Yuki Mai isn't actually a villain. There have definitely been examples of defence force members who count as villain's, the guy from Ginga S, or the ones from Ultraseven 1999 come to mind, but she is purely acting on the information she has, information that has been given to her by the actual villain, who we know was a trusted figure if authority. Hebikura finally reveals to the rest of STORAGE his identity as Juggler, but a younger Juggler would have just killed her and the 1st SAAG soldiers. As Destrudos rampages in LA, STORAGE prepares their mission, Haruki will pilot King Joe STORAGE Custom, while Hebikura uses Windom. He warns everyone to escape if they have to, GAFJ will almost certainly attack them. Wait Juggler what do you mean you can't grow big on your own anymore? You did last time we saw you before this, what's changed? King Joe and Windom give it their all, but they're outclassed by Destrudos, and when it looks like it's over Bako comes in with Sevengar to assist, the two manage to hold Destrudos long enough for King Joe to blow it open and attempt to pull Yoko out. So like this arm wrestling obviously is happening, but it isn't real or something, it pulls Yoko out of Celebro's control, and Celebro vanishes, leaving the Belial Medal in Yoko's hands. As she's ejected Haruki saves her by being able once more to use Delta Rise Claw, accepting he may die because of the strain, as Z warned. Beliarok returns to fight this new opponent. Destrudos regenerates the D4 cannon and fires, Beliarok absorbing the whole attack and thanks Haruki for the amusement, before destroying D4 and shattering, the feedback reverting Z to his Original State. With the encouragement of STORAGE he stands up, and with a tough battle defeats Destrudos with a Zestium Ray against the D4 Ray. Seems Haruki made it, but Z collapsed leaving. Hebikura catches up to Celebro and is going to kill it when Yuka and Kaburagi turn up and capture it, he leaves them to it. Haruki decides to go with Z to help people out in the universe. Beliarok, having reformed in space, decides to join them.

The Absolute Conspiracy: Moving to right around 1974, almost immediately after the end of Ultraman Taro, while continuing the Second Chapter we now focus on Ultraman Tregear in his Early Style (Existing VA), and some of this content was already relayed to us in the shirt story about Tregear that came out around when the Taiga movie was meant to. Tregear is working as a scientist at the Science Research Bureau under the Institute Director, Hikari (Still Origina VA), where he is working to develop a familiar item to borrow power from various life forms. Tregear looks down on himself for failing to make it into the Inter Galactic Defence Force, but Hikari encourages him to take pride in what he can do. He is reunited with Taro (New VA for his younger self), fresh from his time on earth. The showing here is abridged, but Taro is able to assist with finishing the device, and it is named the Taiga Spark. Some time later Hikari goes missing, and, in a new detail, Tregear goes to planet Arb to find him, where he is depressed after his failure to save Arb from Bogarl, and swears vengeance, for the first time becoming Hunter Knight Tsurugi, he attacks Tregear to stop him from getting in the way if pursuing revenge, leaving Tregear shocked even Hikari could not resist the darkness, and he hears Tartarus' voice. He discusses this with Taro, feeling resigned, and while Taro promises to protect him Tregear for the first time seems resentful of Taro, not just in awe. The pair go to Planet Deastar, where Taro seeks Tregear's help to investigate a strange energy. Suddenly Night Fang appears, brought by Tartarus, while it fights Taro it makes Tregear experience an illusion, where Hikari/Tsurugi draws him to the darkness, which he fears, but when Taro's illusion promises protection he rejects that too, then Tartarus offers him the chance to live as he desires, to fear nothing, and shows him his future, both his absorption of Grimdo and the conclusion of the fight with Taro in the beginning of Taiga, where despite everything Taro begged him to return. Taro uses Ultra Dynamite to destroy Night Fang, saying they'll always stand for the Light, but as Tregear leaves he rejects the idea of Light and Dark, Taro desperately calls after him.

Saber: Saber sees scenes that look like the past rush past him as he follows Caliber, while back at the battle the Megiddo claim only the one who obtains the truth will survive. Caliber tells Saber, and the Megiddo tell the others, that at the end of the gate is the Contents page of the original book, the only page that still remains, with it they would be able to find the other pages and remake the original book and reshape the world in their image. The Swordsmen intend to destroy the remaining pillars, which would prevent Saber returning. As Saber fight Caliber brings up the possibility of the world having already been changed from its original shape, before causing Saber to lose both swords and Touma vanishes into Kurayami's darkness. Mei encourages Rintaro to act, certain Touma will come back, while Touma, briefly despairing, is encouraged by Kento's spirit and manages to return to the swords and face Kamijo once more. Blades starts destroying pillars, while Kamijo explains 15 years ago. Hayato had been his best friend, until the day he betrayed them, when Kamijo confronted him he revealed Luna was a way to connect both worlds. Saber and Caliber fought, Caliber claiming this was to save the world. Luna was lost as Touma saw, and we see the last thing Touma remembered, with Brave Dragon flying into Touma's hand seemingly if it's own accord. When Hayato, enraged, yelled that this was the only way to save the world, Kamijo was forced to cut him down, but concluded the ones responsible for Hayato's corruptions were Sword of Logos, and so he decided to bear their sins even if he had to ally with the Megiddo. He believes obtaining the universal truth will allow him to identify the true enemy within Sword of Logos. Touma won't accept this, given all the people Caliber has sacrificed. As Blades continues destroying pillars, Saber uses Dragon Arthur, Crimson Dragon and Dragonic Knight. There's a Dragonback duel, ending in a Rider Kick struggle, which Saber wins, then uses a finish with both swords to defeat Kamijo, Kurayami, Jaaku Dragon and Jaou Dragon all fall. Kamijo accepts his loss, but beseeches Touma to find who betrayed Sword of Logos, saying he might be able to find Luna. Before he can say more he is stabbed through be Desast, who takes his own book back. Kamijo's last words are to beseech Touma to take Kurayami to help his quest, but suddenly both it and the books vanish. He returns just as the gate closes, greeted by everyone. And here's a reminder of Shindai Reika, going to tell us why you kidnapped Sophia any time soon?

Kenshin Retsuden: And finally for this series we have an episode of Blades, listed as Chapter 15.5. In the aftermath of everything Rintaro is depressed over Kento's death. Mei tries to cheer him up with eclairs and tries at the lottery, but even those won't excite him. We learn from flashback his lottery win was how he got the camera, and how he explained about how Sword of Logos as his family was instilled in him by his master. Rintaro feels weak, a failure, remembering his first fight with Zooous and how he felt, with Mei trying to calm him down after the fight, in the present she reminds him he saved her from Zooous, and protected Kento from Caliber, because he refused to give up. She tells him how Kento had said he wished he was as strong as Rintaro, and shows him Kento had used the camera to make sure there was a photo of himself for Rintaro. Rintaro has tears over the picture of his family, and finds his resolve.

Kiramager: Naturally the Crystalian holiday of Crystals is just a pastiche of Christmas, but the behaviour induced by Crunchula's rap causes the team to seriously hurt the Mashin, but the Mashin are also affected by the curse. Fire does make a point that they might still genuinely feel that way. The whole rap battle is just hilarious, I do like Yodonna's outfit choice. An all mecha roll call is a rare treat, last on I remember was Go-Onger, which also had an all Robo roll call. All the mecha getting a bit of spotlight like this is pretty common around this time of year, I remember Shinkenger doing it. Something is up with Yodonna.

#toku explained #ultraman z #kamen rider saber #mashin sentai kirameiger #kamen rider zero one

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narashikari · 4 years

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Soooo.... there was this recent survey in Japan of who was the favorite Kamen Rider actors and boy oh boy am I screaming at the results or what. Anyways click below for the top 20 results and some ranting commentary

20- Joe Odagiri-- Yuusuke Godai/Kamen Rider Kuuga <64 votes>

19- Hiroki Iijima-- Emu Hojo/Kamen Rider Ex-Aid <65 votes>

18- Eiji Akaso-- Ryuuga Banjou/Kamen Rider Cross-Z <69 votes>

I seriously did not expect Eiji to make the list, let alone be on the top 20 and beating out Joe freaking Odagiri (albeit by a mere five votes but still!)

Imagine being Banjou and beating the OG Heisei Rider I cannot

17- Fumiya Takahashi-- Aruto Hiden/Kamen Rider Zero-One <70 votes>

Aruto ja nai to!!!

I just feel obligated to put that in lol

16- Dori Sakurada-- Kotaro Nogami/Kamen Rider New Den-O <76 votes>

15- Yutaka Kobayashi-- Kaito Kumon/Kamen Rider Baron <79 votes>

14- Keisuke Watanabe-- Woz/Kamen Rider Woz <87 votes>

I guess all the memetic IWAE-ing worked in his favor...

13- Ryutaro Okada-- Isamu Fuwa/Kamen Rider Vulcan <97 votes>

Holy shit guys. This disaster of a human being beat out Woz. Freaking WOZ.

AND HE BEAT OUT THE MAIN ACTOR OF HIS OWN SERIES by a wide margin?? How??

What is this man and what world are we living in

12- Mahiro Takasugi-- Mitsuzane “Micchy” Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen <113 votes>

And here I thought everyone hated Micchy... seems like Japan loves Mahiro though

11- Sou Okuno-- Sougo Tokiwa/Kamen Rider Zi-O <114 votes>

[Insert obligatory Woz IWAE speech here]

10- Koji Seto-- Wataru Kurenai/Kamen Rider Kiva <131 votes>

9- Atsuhiro Inukai-- Sento Kiryuu/Kamen Rider Build <153 votes>

AAAAAH ACCHAN MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN

YOU’RE DOING SO WELL SWEETIE KEEP IT UP

I do wonder how much his... recent work factored into this

(I’m talking about the one where he was butt naked, pun intended)

Side note but Sento would totally rub it in Ryuuga’s face that he got almost a hundred votes more than him lol

8- Shu Watanabe-- Eiji Hino/Kamen Rider OOO <174 votes>

Just in time for the tenth anniversary?? Lol

Was said to be the #1 OOO fan in the world and tbh, yeah he is

7- Renn Kiriyama-- Shoutaro Hidari/Kamen Rider W <197 votes>

*flipping table kaomoji*

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SQUEAL ABOUT MY HUSBANDO

The (Chrome-translated) caption says “The sex appeal that increases year by year is too nice” and I wholeheartedly agree

The featured comments are about people liking Shou despite him being half-boiled and honestly? About fuckin’ time y’all admit it

Tbh I did not expect him this high up on the list because Renn isn’t really thought of as “popular” the way his partner is but damn am I happy to be proven wrong

SQUEALS SOME MORE

6- Shun’ya Shiraishi-- Haruto Souma/Kamen Rider Wizard <232 votes>

Holy cow that jump in the number of votes?? I am legit surprised

I am also aware that he has a Tumblr blog. Let’s hope he doesn’t find this post.

5- Ryoma Takeuchi-- Shinnosuke Tomari/Kamen Rider Drive <253 votes>

As expected of The Nation’s Boyfriend/Pokemon Trainer Red(?)

4- Sota Fukushi-- Gentaro Kisaragi/Kamen Rider Fourze <306 votes>

Uchuu kitaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Everyone loves Gentaro. It’s just a fact of life. DEAL WITH IT.

3- Masaki Suda-- Philip/Kamen Rider W <383 votes>

Well... tbf this is totally expected at this point

I mean the guy was fully booked for two fucking years when they approached him for HeiGen Forever. Which was only a year and some months ago. Good lord, is this guy in demand or what

Also a fantastic singer to boot? Seriously, forget Finger on the Trigger, go listen to Machigai Sagashi and Long Hope Philia

Also also- won Best Actor at Japan’s equivalent of the Academy Awards. You know who he beat out? Hint- he’s #1 on this list

2- Ryo Yoshizawa-- Ryusei Sakuta/Kamen Rider Meteor <435 votes>

...Huh. I am actually surprised and impressed by this one, you guys

Beating out the actor of his series by over a hundred votes

Not bad for someone who started out transforming to disco music huh?

1- Takeru Satoh-- Ryotaro Nogami/Kamen Rider Den-O <1,201 votes>

Why should we be surprised it’s him, of course it’s gonna be him

He got over 1/5 of the total number of votes on his own

Momotaros wasn’t lying when he said that no one was ever going to forget Ryotaro...

#kamen rider #long post #rant

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