Lily: When James was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Regulus: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Guys did you know that across the Spiderverse had the happiest ending and me and Spot love to go shopping for fun wdym hes evil beyond repair I think you watched the wrong movie
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I love Jegulily but they are unhinged for one reason, Severus Snape, like can you imagine?
Reg and Sev are probably really good friends
Lily and Sev are former best friends with an unrequited romance
James and Sev are arch enemies
Someone write a fic where Jegulily has Severus for dinner I AM BEGGING
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imagine your f/o who's pining for you inventing reasons to touch you. one day it's, oh, let me pick this piece of lint off your sleeve for you. the next it's wait, there's an eyelash on your face. hey, there's a piece of fuzz in your hair. wow your hands are cold, let me warm them up for a second. whatever excuse they can find, you better believe they're taking it
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Miguel claims he's not the jealous type, but whenever he see's/notices another spider person casually walking up to you and just openly flirts with you-- he always calls for you to meet him in his office (his platform lol). Doesn't matter where you were. If you were getting hit on, you were being consistently called/summoned upon by Miguel.
Peter notices this after some time and just laughs at how adorable it was. Doesn't really say anything because he already knows Miguel would just immediately deny all accusations and insinuations about him being "jealous".
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now its time for the inevitable selfshipping post teehee :)))
(yall dont mind, thats why you followed me right?)
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