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your WHAT sausage? 😟😟
#olly shouts#girlies?? breasticises? MAN GUYS?.?..#mythicalsausage there is something so. interesting. about you. ive never seen a full vid of his is he always like. that#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#mythicalsausage#oli orionsound#orionsound#theorionsound#mcsos#sos smp#cw suggestive
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whar happened
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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like
etho created the hopper clock! ⏰
xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️
cubfan is a published astrophysicist.
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who up horsin they minecrafters
#my art#i will do everyone but these three had the easiest designs :P#life series#ethoslab#smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#mlp#mlp life series#traficblr#traffic series#joels cutie mark is a chisel and a stone (hes a builder but also hes gotten into using armor stands recently)#lizzies is a command block and cherry blossoms (she does command block stuff + cute aesthetic)#etho doesnt have one because hes a kirin#i was debating giving lizzie one bc shes deffo a changeling but if shes looking like a pony why WOULDNT she give herself one lmao
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Imagine getting laughed at live on stream
Sausage: ¡Hola, buenos días!
Jimmy: ¡Hola, Señor Chorizo!
Sausage: (dismayed) Ay, coño, que mi– Ay, Dios mío.
Jimmy: (speaking English) Guys, Sausage is Cuban, by the way. Everything’s fine.
Sausage: (overlapping) Yeah, I’m Cuban!
Jimmy: (continued) Everything’s good, everything’s fine…
Sausage: (yelling) Yeah, this is not cultural appropriation! Did you know somebody said I was culturally appro-pria-zing–
Jimmy: (laughing) I… Someone…
Sausage: (continued) My own– my own race! And background– ethnicity! Did you hear that?
Jimmy: Someone– Was it a tweet…?
Sausage: Somebody literally said: stop–
Jimmy: Was it a tweet or a comment?
Sausage: It was a comment on one of my videos because–!
Jimmy: Someone commented to Sausage, chat, saying…
Sausage: (giggles)
Jimmy: Saying Sausage’s whole thing was cultural… what was the word?
Sausage: Cultural appropriation! (fumbles) O-of my own people! They were like… “Stop speaking Spanish and putting Latin music in your videos! You’re appro-pria-zing… some other culture!” I was like what’s wrong with you, people?
Jimmy: It– The– the guy’s Cuban!
Sausage: That made me mad but…
Jimmy: He can– he–
Sausage: I’m Cuban! ¡Yo soy latino! I didn’t just learn Spanish yesterday like Jimmy did!
Jimmy: It– True! I just word– learned the word “chorizo”!
Sausage: ¡Chorizo!
Jimmy: I didn’t know it! Didn’t know it!
Sausage: (angrily) Muchas gracias.
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sos smp is going great guys (transcript under the cut)
Oli: I was just telling them how- how-
Sausage: Huh?
Oli: I'm not- they were like "Be PG!" and I was like "You watch Sausage and you ask me to be PG?"
Sausage: I am PG, what're you talking about?
Oli: Sausage, I've- we've all seen the salmon.
Sausage: What're you talking about, "the salmon"?
Oli: Why do you think the salmon is funny, Sausage?
Sausage: [overlapping, taking out a noteblock] This guy?
Oli: Yeah, that guy.
Sausage: [placing a salmon head on the noteblock] Why do I think this is funny?
Oli: Yeah.
[Sausage starts hitting the noteblock, it makes the sound of a Minecraft salmon flopping out of water repeatedly. This plays for the rest of the interaction.]
Oli: [overlapping] Yeah, could you explain the co- could you explain the joke?
Sausage: [overlapping] It's a funny n- It's a funny sound! It's a funny sound!
Oli: [overlapping] Yeah, but could you explain why it's funny?
Sausage: [overlapping] It [unintelligable]
Oli: [overlapping] Lovely h- lovely hog behind you, fella. Lovely hog.
Sausage: Oh, yeah, do you have- do you have good cinematography? Do you have a good angle on my booties?
Oli: [overlapping] Oh, I do, I've got you nicely in the background, yeah, yeah.
Sausage: Ok, yes. The reason that I love this sound, Oli, is that it reminds me of my childhood.
Oli: Of your- [music stops] What?
[They both laugh]
Oli: Sorry?
[Music starts again]
Sausage: Yes! Growing up, y'know, I come home from school, I'm like a 13-14 year old boy, coming home from school, watching a little bit of TV in the background-
Oli: [overlapping] TV, yeah.
Sausage: Waiting for my mum to come to pick me up from, uh, from work. Y'know? And I'm- I'm at my grandma's house, I'm just hanging out. Door closed, she's in the other room, just watching her telenovelas, right? Her little Spanish soap operas.
Oli: [overlapping] Of course, of course. Très bien!
Sausage: And I'm just, y'know, in my room, nothing to do. I'm there- Just- I pick up a, uh, like a nice magazine or something, and I just start going through and just looking through it. [Music stops] And- uh- and then- [stuttering] Just one thing leads to another and leads to another and I have to go take a shower that.
Oli: [laughs]
Sausage: And then I go- and I go home.
Oli: [overlapping] Yeah? Cause you spilt your Pepsi. You spilt your Pepsi Max. [Music restarts]
Sausage: I spilt- I spilt my juice, my juice, all over my bed.
Oli: [overlapping] Your juice! Your delicious juice!
Sausage: All over my bed, Oli!
Oli: I can't stop them, chat, you know I can't stop him, chat. You- You've been in his streams! He can't be stopped! I just have to let him run! I just have to let him run his bit until it's too late and then what? Then what? What am I supposed to do? I'm sorry- to- to all of the chats watching. But what am I supposed to do about him? I can't- He's got more subscribers, he gets to choose what happens here. I don't have the power to stop him!
[Sausage is laughing the whole time Oli talks]
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Gem and False swap? (ESMP2)
the they : )
send an ask requesting two emperors and a season, and ill swap them !!!
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maybe pearl (gilded helianthia) and false (cogsmeade) for the swap?
this one was actually surprisingly challenging!!
send an ask requesting two emperors and a season, and ill swap them !!!
#my art#also falses hair color is weird on this one : ( it looked fine on the art program#pearlescentmoon#falsesymmetry#pearlescent moon#false symmetry#pearlesentmoon fanart#empires smp#empires s2#empires s1#empires season 1#empires season one#empires season 2#empires season two
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I think seeing Undergrove Shrub and Rivendell Scott swapped would be really fun(ny)- in my mind, they’re opposite spectrum of height with varying style so it would be interesting to see.
breaking news- worlds tallest gnome and worlds shortest elf meet. they are the exact same height.
send an ask requesting two emperors and a season, and ill swap them !!!
#my art#shubble#smajor#empires smp#empires s1#empires season one#empires season 1#to everyone else theyre both normalish human height like 5'5#but within their own species scott is an ABSURDLY tall gnome and shelby is a RIDICULOUSLY short elf
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if i had a nickel every time joel roleplayed a cult leader or otherwise religious figure in a minecraft series i'd have two nickels. no wait three- hm. make that four. wait- actually um. oh geez. erm.
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stratos lizzie // animalia joel
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#my art#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#empires smp#empires s2#empires season two#fun fact the only bit of empires s2 ive seen was a couple episodes of joels pov.... sorry im a fake fan smh#i also made the executive choice to make joel a brown tabby instead of a calico. for vibes#i was also gonna give lizzie hair like hera but decided against it. her outfit is (VERY LOOSELY) based off of hera and juno statues tho
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If Double Life was a Musical
the sequel of a sequel
( it’s funny the shortest of the life series last the longest one so far )
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If Last life was a Musical
the awaited sequel to If 3rd Life was a Musical
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If 3rd life was a musical
This is going to be an animatic but I wanted to make a sh!tpost version first
(The very end was supposed to be sped up version of the final fight but alight motion didn’t want to export it lol)
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ah, a 6 foot tall ocean queen warrior who is the prophesized blue axolotl, is strong and canonically a powerhouse of pure power and her husband who is a good builder ☺️
#smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#hc#empires smp#THEYRE SO.....#seeing joel use armor stands is awesome btw. but also AAAAUGGHHHHH <(thinks about esmp 1 all the time)
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is scott and (demon) xornoth a valid entry for your emperor swap ,,,
at first i was gonna go exor!scott and aeor!xornoth. but then i went: what if aeor was the one to get corrupted evil mode.
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#my art#scott smajor#smajor1995#xornoth#empires smp#empires season one#empires s1#empires season 1#xornoth's sword says exor in galactic BTW
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Lizzie and Xornoth swap?
i wasnt sure if you meant demon xornoth or rivendell uncorrupted xornoth, so i did an in-between for lizzie. shes at the start of her corruption arc
corrupted lizzie // ocean xornoth
send an ask requesting two emperors and a season, and ill swap them !!!
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