I have been asked who my favourite character in TMA is. They all expect me to answer with my favourite member of the main cast, or at least someone mentioned more than three times. I've defaulted to answering that Jared Hopworth or Melanie are my favourites.
It's a lie.
My TRUE favourite character is MOTHERFUCKING JORDAN KENNEDY. I FIND SO LITTLE CONTENT FOR HIM THAT IT'S SAD.
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Who be up jareding they hopworths
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I can't help but make a parallel between Lena sending Bonzo names and addresses of people to "deal with" and Jonah sending Jared Hopworth letters with names and locations of people with "good bones"
Once again office bosses are the comically obvious bad guys in every universe
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Jonathan “the hottest character in the Magnus Archives is the one voiced by my spouse” Sims versus Alexander “the hottest character in the Magnus Archives is the one voiced by ME - no, not the fan-favorite protagonist, I’m talking about the horrifying meat monster who steals people’s bones” J Newall.
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rip Jared and all of his fucked up plants </333, he would have loved Body by mother mother
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Jared Hopworth, the Boneturner
Pastel, pencil, and ink
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