(Some new tma posting courtesy of my pre-magnus protocol full relisten)
I honestly have no idea which of these is funnier:
Shipping gerrymichael in a existential “how could you love me in this incomprehensible form I take?” way. Meanwhile Gerry is just a horny little goth man going like, “wdym?”
Shipping gerrymichael in a wholesome cute way where this terrifying goth pyromaniac fell for the sweet little trusting archival assistant pre-distortion.
Or shipping gerrymichael in a wholesome cute way, but Michael is still very much an incomprehensible monster but actually just acts like a confused little house cat and Gerry just puts up with him acting basically like Helen did in season 5.
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The S1 Archives main staff was composed entirely of people who (at least partially) liked men. I choose to believe the OIAR will continue the trend of being equal but opposite to the Archives by having the entire S1 main staff like women.
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my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.
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Two guys learn to communicate over 5 seasons
or, the jmart triptych. Bonus under the cut:
they deserve all the hugs and so does every tma fan
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we might be doomed by the narrative but at least we can be doomed by the narrative together. While being gay and in love.
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i've been seeing posts complaining about jmart as a ship name, but personally i fucking love it. yes give me my little grocery store gays i love it so much. just going to the jmart for some soup, want anything? fucking great man.
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all I'm going to say to the collective TMA fandom tonight is a large, unironic THANK YOU for being normal about Jon's asexuality. By "normal" I mean openly portraying and embracing ace-ness in each and every flavor. Creator after creator in this fandom has their own unique interpretation of Jon's sexuality, and I truly, legitimately feel that this group has created one of the most nuanced and healthy environments for discussing different kinds of attraction
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