We need more creative ship names! Lonelyeyes and What The Girlfriends are both such good names, so flavorful. And all my biggest ships are rarepairs and crackships, don’t even have offical names most of the goddamn time! What am I meant to call Mike Crew x Jared Hopworth? Mikejared? Jaredmike? Fuck no, that shits lame as fuck. Give me flavor, give me spice.
Anyways I’m officially naming the ship between Jordan Kennedy and John Amherst antfarmshipping, and I’m naming the ship between Jordan, John, and Jane The Syphilis Polycule. On who’s authority? Mine of fucking course. And no, I take no constructive criticism.
also this idea of “someone else gets to tell you your place in gender and sexuality. all of these labels have a strict meaning” is so fucking dumb and antithetical to queer liberation. you people would want a fucking sexuality box on your driver’s license if it meant being able to keep the “fake male lesbians” out of the community.
why is so much dumb queer discourse abt what lesbians can or can’t do. “can lesbians be nonbinary” “can lesbians use he/him pronouns” “are bi lesbians real” “is a lesbian dating a trans man an abuser” “can men be lesbians” and it’s never started by lesbians either. like leave them alone lesbians can do whatever the fuck they want