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yamikakyuu · 2 months

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ok 1) Sir look at your audience XD 2) from the guy who said Jared was the hottest guy in TMA

#we stan needles #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp needles #tma jared #the magnus pod #KEEP IT UP JONNY

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pastellich · 7 months

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Jared Hopworth, the Boneturner

Pastel, pencil, and ink

#jared hopworth #the boneturner #the flesh #tma #tma jared #the magnus archives #rusty quill

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moved-to-piersgender · 1 year

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Am I the only one that gets massive "macho douchebag is a massive closet case" vibes from Jared the Boneturner? There's the half-assed toxically masculine bravado of the infamous "and who's this, your boyfriend?" exchange from the episode he gets exploded in, but also his extreme petty jealousy when he felt like his bestie was moving on without him. And the man has a passion for art and gardening, both the sort of hobby that assholes would revoke your "man card" for, but only goes about them in the most brutal and fucked up way possible, as if compensating. And he's the most notable scion of the Power associated with hating your body.

Ah, Jared. If only you'd accepted your feelings. Then maybe you'd be nurturing orchids not made of people meat.

@a-mag-a-day (for tomorrow)

#The Magnus archives #jared hopworth #TMA Jared #Mag 171 #the boneturner #The flesh #tma the flesh

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gristlebloom-orchid · 4 months

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Tim is canonly sexy and Jared has a canonly handsome face I don't know what beauty standards are nowadays so what do they look like now

#tma #the magnus archives #tim stoker #jared hopworth #tma jared

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theblueandwhitevase · 4 months

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#tom haan #jared hopworth #tma jared #tma tom #tma polls #tma #the magnus archives

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shhhimnothereiswear · 2 months

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WHY DOES JARED SOUND LIKE THATTT 😭😭

#cheerios talks :0 #WHY.#mag 131 #jared hopworth #tma jared #the boneturner

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redplanetlobster · 4 months

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Started this when I first listened to Jared’s Garden episode back in March(?) and finally finished today. These are two plants that I imagine him growing.

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not-the-archivist · 1 year

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TMA as things my friends and I have said (pt. 1)

Martin: My mom’s been under quarantine, she’s not sleeping with anyone, not even my dad. Elias: Damn liberal Cthulu... Jared: It's MY bone and you can't have it! Tim: I maxed out my comedy quota Melanie: I know how to use the bonding board! You hit people with it to bond with them! Jon: *on the verge of tears* I don't want to live anymore Elias, Again: EVERY character needs to be traumatized! Mike Crew: Make the entirety of America a no-fly zone Michael Distortion: I bite my snake. Anyways what's in your mom's pants is a forbidden noodle.

#tma #incorrect tma #incorrect quotes #tma characters as quotes #martin k blackwood #tma michael #tma martin #tma mike crew #tma elias #tma tim stoker #tma jared #tma jon #the magnus archives

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oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid · 7 months

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