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romanoffsbish · 5 months

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…And I, Chose You

Scarlett Johansson x F!R

After watching your broken love unfold on canvas Scarlett has to fight her fears (and a jaded you) to win her love back / Aka, the part 2 to Maroon that won the poll | WC: 2,121

Your heart pounded in your chest as you allowed Scarlett into the free flowing space, you weren’t exactly rich so there were no massive walls to separate your kitchen from the quaint little living room—you had meant it when you called yourself a starving artist.

“Your place is nice,” she attempted the dreaded small talk, her voice a pitch higher as she willed her heart to relax, and her thoughts to stop racing. You laughed, it was a familiar sound that made her wary soul ache.

“I’m serious Y/N/N,” she groaned, the familiar use of your nickname brought a smile to your hidden face. “You’ve got a flair for making places feel like home.”

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Scarlett hated the way your shoulders tensed, and the mugs in your hands clinked on the counter. Her words were genuine but you were unfamiliarly guarded. She once told you, while drifting off to sleep against your chest, that you were what made her house a home.

Then she ripped your heart out and left you alone.

What used to be an easygoing relationship was now tainted, shrouded in collective shame, and despair.

You settled onto the couch following the long, awkward moment of silence, her warm mug of tea, made to her specifications was set before her where she sat on your recliner with her feet tucked beneath her tiny frame. It went untouched as all she could do was savor being in such close proximity to you, her glassy eyes remained focused on your aged face. Another reminder of the precious time she had lost with you, and all the reason she needed to finally make a decision to fight for love.

Scarlett went to speak, but your tired voice cut her off, “What are you doing here Scar? Don’t you have promos to run for the next movie? With your little boy toy?” The contempt was obvious, she was sure it stemmed from the way she’d usually promoted the films with her ex fling Chris, with the kind eyes and charming smile.

“Can we please not fight?” Scarlett’s eyes were duller than ever before, normally you would give in to her pleas, but this was your home she’d wandered into and you felt an unrelenting urge to defend it. “If you were looking for the girl who bends to your every whim she is back in 2019, you’re now meeting a loveless edition.”

“As if,” the blonde snorted, “You’re a total sap Y/N.”

“Love is an illusion Scarlett, end of the discussion.”

Scarlett watched you jump up from the couch, and just as she expected you began to pace the tiny kitchen. If you wanted a fight, then the award winning actress would give you one for the books. “If love is an illusion then I guess I’m a fucking magician Y/N because no matter how hard I try I can’t stop myself from loving you, but more importantly I don’t ever want to.”

“It’s been two years Scarlett, you don’t know me!”

Scarlett scoffed, “You are unbelievable!” The way you flinched didn’t even deter her as she walked over to you, her body pressing yours into the counter as her hand raised to slap you across the cheek for making such asinine remarks. As if she didn’t know you wholly and love you just the same. You were all she wanted.

Then she saw a flicker of hurt in your eyes, and instead of letting her anger win she cupped your jaw and softly spoke, “You eat your sandwiches without the crust.” Your eyes crinkled and she had to fight the urge to kiss away your obvious confusion. “You truly have the palette of a child Y/N, I might have been absent from your life, but I know you still live off PB&J’s.”

“That’s nothing more than a counter observation.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right,” she sighed, but then she shook her head with a reminiscent smile on her face. “You hate when people interrupt you, it always drives you up the wall that people can’t wait their turn,” she noted something that’s standard for most, but before you can state that she continues, “Except for when it’s a child because you love their impatient wonder.”

Scarlett felt a sense of accomplishment when she saw your eyes had sparkled, she knew you were likely thinking of her family get togethers with her nieces. Which took her back to all of the functions where you were welcomed like one of their own, which you were. “You despise sports Y/N, but you always indulged my family for the super bowl, because you cared so much.”

“I went for the food,” you deadpanned to keep from letting her know that this attempt was working on your soft heart. “I know, my mom glares at me now that your seat is forever empty. She misses your reviews.”

You bit your cheek, and closed your eyes to cover your sadness. Scarlett saw right through you though. “They all miss you—I miss you Y/N, and I know that you are just hiding behind the hurt that I caused right now, but I know you miss me too. I am your muse after all.”

“I said that stuff to keep people from falling apart, if I left them with only morose thoughts they’d never come to another one of my gallery’s. It was only business…”

“Only business?” You nodded, eyes fixed in a glare that genuinely left the blonde amused. You were trying so hard to make it seem like you hated her, but she could see right through to the hurt in your gorgeous eyes. Scarlett rolled her own in good faith, and continued on as her thumb tenderly traced over your clenched jaw. “Decades of separation could go by and I’d still know you Y/N, not because you are predictable, but because you are my soulmate, and souls don’t truly change.”

“I mean it Scarlett, I’m not who I once was,” you were losing your fight, just like she hoped for. “Bullshit.”

“I have changed!” Scarlett hummed as her head nodded. “I know you have honey, but deep down you are still my very special girl, the one who runs with the facade of hopelessness but with every stroke of your heart you bled our unenviable love onto the canvas.”

“I-I,” your voice wavered, and her thumb gently ran over your chewed up bottom lip that now trembled. “Give me a chance Y/N, I promise it’ll be different.”

“Scarlett, I can’t be your secret, not again, not ever.” The blonde smiled, a direct contrast to your mood as you struggled not to cry. “There’s no more hiding,” she coo’d, her delicate voice comforting you along with her soft hands that wiped away the tears that finally fell.

“You’ll be my plus one to the Black Widow premiere.”

“Scarlett—.” The blonde leaned in and kissed you hard, the worried words faded from your mind as your hands moved to position themselves on her hips. Your head tilted, allowing her the opportunity to deepen the kiss and there was no hesitation as her tongue met yours. Soft moans followed the smacking of lips and harsh breaths left your nostrils to prevent the inevitable. “I’m going to make it right Y/N,” Scarlett panted against your glistening lips. “I’ll love you out in the open this time, and you can create with a much happier stroke.”

You wanted to believe her, this time felt different than all the other times she made similar promises, but you were still bruised, and therefore wary of her intentions. “How will this work?” You inquired without missing a beat. “You live on the other side of the states Scar.” The blonde frowned, never thinking of this presenting as an obstacle. “Simple, you’ll come home with me Y/N.”

“Please don’t say no,” she begged, already seeing your rebuttal coming. “I don’t want to be back there Scar.”

“That’s fine baby; I moved, I couldn’t live there without you, so I found somewhere different. Hopeful that it would be what helped me move on, but I began to fill the space with subtle reminders of you. I ignored their connection until my mom laughed in my face one day.”

Scarlett saw the question in your eyes and sighed, “I began eating PB&J’s every morning, I danced alone to your favorite vinyls and I might have bought all of your online pieces when you posted them, thinking that maybe your art could be your placeholder, but it just never was enough of you. I needed the real thing.”

“I don’t know Scar, this feels like a gamble.” The blonde nodded, “That’s what love is Y/N/N, not an illusion—it’s real, but it’s messy and comes with risk.”

“I’m not sure I have it in me to risk losing it all again.”

“I’m not sure of much myself baby, but I know this, without you around I feel like my life is empty, but with you in my arms like this I feel unbound, like nothing could ever break me again, besides you. This will be our fresh start, so please, just don’t say no.”

You took a step to the side, freeing yourself from her intoxicating hold so that you could think clearly. You sat back down on the couch, silently patted the spot beside you to calm her nerves, but made her wait for your resounding yes as she’d took so long to do this. It was only fair that she didn’t get an instant response.

Scarlett suddenly stood, hands shaking out at her sides as she faced the prospect that the desperate kiss you two just shared was in vain. Maybe she was too late, and if so she would just have to face the karmic reality. “I’m staying at the Chateau Marmont Y/N, my number is the same, whether you want to try again or not, I just want you to know that I will forever love you.” You said nothing still, letting her walk outside with a sad smile.

Scarlett cried the entire way to her car, her head fell onto the horn, and startled her into reality. She didn’t want to draw attention to your place, so she put the keys into the ignition with plans to cry at her hotel. Just as the blonde was about to start her engine she saw your front door fly open, and after a moment of pause she speedily jumped out of the car to meet your urgent steps. “Kiss me,” you commanded, she was a bit taken aback, but then she saw the test in your eyes just before her rushed hands pulled you in for a sloppy kiss.

Everything around you two seemed to fade, lips locked in perfect harmony, even with the flash of a strangers camera trying to capture the moment. You felt as her hand cupped your face more broadly, it alarmed you momentarily, until you realized she was shielding you from them, not hiding. “I’ll come with you Scarlett.”

Her lips, painted a delicate shade of maroon lifted, and for the first time in forever you felt unending joy; you were finally home again, in the arms of your forever.

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Bonus:

You stepped out of the Cadillac, the tinted windows no longer there to shield you from the perilous crowd that had awaited you outside the metal door. You saw the many faces of her fans, all with their eyes on you, and the dirty looks of a few made your skin crawl. Most of them regarded you with a smile or indifference, but the others looked to you as if you’d crushed their dreams.

Scarlett was quick to take your hand in hers, helping the anxiety to melt away as she kissed your cheek with a purpose before she pulled you along the red carpet. Her every move was calculated as she spoke to the fans that regarded you with the respect you deserved. With the excuse of limited time she disregarded the others, then guided you into the event with a protective arm around your waist, and her free hand still in yours.

You’d attempted to let her go, aware that this event was her moment to finally shine, but she only fixed you with her best, heatless glare as she pulled you closer. There was no Natasha Romanoff without you, the one who pushed her to go to the audition after you helped her practice her lines. Just like there’s no Scarlett Johansson without you either, you were her lifeline, and it was about damn time the world knew that.

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ulvblod · 20 days

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ULVBLOD⸻ INDEPENDENT, MUTUAL EXCLUSIVE AND SELECTIVE BLOG FOR LADY LYANNA STARK FROM A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE AND HBO'S HOUSE OF THE DRAGON AND GAME OF THRONES. CST + 3. SHE/HER. WRITTEN BY CALI. (#)

PSA: this account follows the R + L equals J, meaning she and Rhaegar are Jon Snow's biological parents. i won't be changing this for the comfort of others as it's vital on how I portray lyanna. people also note that this will follow the show's ages instead of the books.

promo.

temporary rules under the cut:

01ㅤ| ㅤㅤintroductionㅤ : ㅤmy name is CALI (SHE/HER, CST+3) born in 1994, 21+ .welcome to my LADY LYANNA STARK muse blog. this blog is private, selective and mutually exclusive. meaning i won't interact with blogs that are not mutuals with me. [this blog is open to plotting both on discord via tupperbox and tumblr].

02.ㅤ| ㅤㅤactivityㅤ : activity on this blog will be medium to low through the week days. i'm mostly active at nights and from fridays to sundays activity will be higher through the weekends and through tupperbox on discord .best way to reach me will be through discord that can be asked upon request to create a 1x1 server or just to talk. [please don't pressure me for replies or asks. as well, communication is key, i'm not a mind reader so if something is bothering you, asking me is okay.].

03.ㅤ| ㅤthreadsㅤ : ㅤthreads will be dropped and asks will be cleared. we are always welcome to do multi threads at the same time. if i get overwhelmed i will usually drop things to start over. i have a generalized anxiety disorder so that affects my productivity too asks are always welcome to be turned into threads . do not reblog memes from me unless we are mutuals. [and if you want to unfollow me, please softblock. as well, if we are friends, always reach out if you are uncomfortable, i will do my best to improve]

04.ㅤ| ㅤㅤformattingㅤ : ㅤfrom january, 2023 , this blog is forced to have only the BETA EDITOR + TRIM. please keep this in mind while roleplaying with me if you are still using the legacy editor. I no longer use small text as my go-to formatting but i might use it at times. i am still available to use legacy when required but do keep this in mind ㅤ[BETA EDITOR + REGULAR TEXT + DOUBLE SPACE. WILL USE ICONS IRREGULARY.]

05.ㅤ| BANNED FACECLAIMS. elizabeth olsen, scarlett johansson, jeremy renner, amber heard, allison mack, gal gadot, johnny depp.

06.ㅤ| ㅤㅤcreditsㅤ : psd, graphics, promo are all done made by me through my resource blog. some days i will be iconless and others i will use them, mostly when i'm at home. [i write novella, multi-para and single line as well text roleplay via discord/tupperbox and tumblr as well].

07.ㅤ| ㅤㅤshippingㅤ : ㅤ shipping is wonderful and it's one of my favorite things in the world. both robert and lyanna and rhaegar and lyanna will be explored as they are central as her two more romantic relationships but I am open to other relationships, I am also interested in arthur and lyanna. and in any survival au, we can talk about other ships. please note that lyanna was aware rhaegar was married but under the impression that a valyrian marriage and a northern marriage count as separate from the faith. jon legitimacy is disputed but they were wed by their own customs.

08.ㅤ| ㅤㅤDNIㅤ : ㅤ due to personal reasons, i won't be roleplaying with characters from the following fandoms. DC'S STARGIRL, PEACEMAKER, MUSES FROM THE BATMAN (2022) AND HORROR MUSES BASED (SELECTIVE), WRESTLING FACECLAIMS. unless we are friends. on my other non ck related muses i don't mind but i have had some bad experiences in the past [personal DNI can be given in privacy, however no name drops will be given here as none of the people are bad and DNI worthy, just uncomfortable].

09.ㅤ| ㅤㅤetiquetteㅤ : ㅤ don't godmod my muse. small things are welcomed. if your muse wants to hurt her psychically, you need to let me know i just want to be given a heads up if you will ever do a thing to hurt them. i assure you, i will not mind if plotted. [as well, don't assume ships with me unless we are friends].

10.ㅤ| a song of ice and fire : ㅤ the world of a song of ice and fire involves death, gore, betrayal, medieval like talks, fantasy talk as well mentions of incest, all will be present so keep this in mind.

11.ㅤ| changes: ㅤhere are a few of the changes regarding my lyanna from show and even book. if you don't like, don't follow. and if you do, please respect the choices.

lyanna was the knight of the laughing tree. rhaegar finds this out.

she does try to avoid rhaegar after she is given the crown of love and beauty but there are magical and otherworldly stakes.

lyanna becomes aware of the prophecy of ice and fire and that there has to be three dragons, and despite her respect for elia, she does fall for rhaegar. despite this the pregnancy surprise her.

he takes her out of winterfell before going to dorne where she spends a whole year and something.

she falls quickly pregnant after that considering a pregnancy period is of nine months.

while she tells need that the child's name is aegon, in honor of the prophecy, she wants him to have a northern name. she never learns what ned names him.

this is more a headcanon of mine, but her tomb is constructed over where vermax, jacaerys velaryon's dragon lay a hatch of eggs. only one of them remains. ned founds it when building her crypt and puts the crown of winter roses, one of rhaegar's rubies and the egg for jon, eventually to find.

#✧ ( out ) / ･ﾟ no more winter .#✧ ( pinned post ) / ･ﾟ dni .

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compneuropapers · 1 year

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Interesting Papers for Week 48, 2022

Perception of an object’s global shape is best described by a model of skeletal structure in human infants. Ayzenberg, V., & Lourenco, S. (2022). eLife, 11, e74943.

Adaptive erasure of spurious sequences in sensory cortical circuits. Bernacchia, A., Fiser, J., Hennequin, G., & Lengyel, M. (2022). Neuron, 110(11), 1857-1868.e5.

Hippocampal replays appear after a single experience and incorporate greater detail with more experience. Berners-Lee, A., Feng, T., Silva, D., Wu, X., Ambrose, E. R., Pfeiffer, B. E., & Foster, D. J. (2022). Neuron, 110(11), 1829-1842.e5.

Unique neural coding of crucial versus irrelevant plant odors in a hawkmoth. Bisch-Knaden, S., Rafter, M. A., Knaden, M., & Hansson, B. S. (2022). eLife, 11, e77429.

Higher-order olfactory neurons in the lateral horn support odor valence and odor identity coding in Drosophila. Das Chakraborty, S., Chang, H., Hansson, B. S., & Sachse, S. (2022). eLife, 11, e74637.

Emergent reliability in sensory cortical coding and inter-area communication. Ebrahimi, S., Lecoq, J., Rumyantsev, O., Tasci, T., Zhang, Y., Irimia, C., … Schnitzer, M. J. (2022). Nature, 605(7911), 713–721.

Multiscale modeling of presynaptic dynamics from molecular to mesoscale. Garcia, J. W., Bartol, T. M., & Sejnowski, T. J. (2022). PLOS Computational Biology, 18(5), e1010068.

How and Why the Cerebellum Recodes Input Signals: An Alternative to Machine Learning. Gilbert, M., & Chris Miall, R. (2022). The Neuroscientist, 28(3), 206–221.

Unsupervised learning for robust working memory. Gu, J., & Lim, S. (2022). PLOS Computational Biology, 18(5), e1009083.

The neurocomputational bases of explore-exploit decision-making. Hogeveen, J., Mullins, T. S., Romero, J. D., Eversole, E., Rogge-Obando, K., Mayer, A. R., & Costa, V. D. (2022). Neuron, 110(11), 1869-1879.e5.

Unveiling the abstract format of mnemonic representations. Kwak, Y., & Curtis, C. E. (2022). Neuron, 110(11), 1822-1828.e5.

Discovering sparse control strategies in neural activity. Lee, E. D., Chen, X., & Daniels, B. C. (2022). PLOS Computational Biology, 18(5), e1010072.

Conflict and competition between model-based and model-free control. Lei, Y., & Solway, A. (2022). PLOS Computational Biology, 18(5), e1010047.

Humans utilize sensory evidence of others’ intended action to make online decisions. Lokesh, R., Sullivan, S., Calalo, J. A., Roth, A., Swanik, B., Carter, M. J., & Cashaback, J. G. A. (2022). Scientific Reports, 12, 8806.

Receptor time integration via discrete sampling. Malaguti, G., & ten Wolde, P. R. (2022). Physical Review E, 105(5), 054406.

Feature blindness: A challenge for understanding and modelling visual object recognition. Malhotra, G., Dujmović, M., & Bowers, J. S. (2022). PLOS Computational Biology, 18(5), e1009572.

A tonic nicotinic brake controls spike timing in striatal spiny projection neurons. Matityahu, L., Malgady, J. M., Schirelman, M., Johansson, Y., Wilking, J. A., Silberberg, G., … Plotkin, J. L. (2022). eLife, 11, e75829.

Spontaneous dynamics of synaptic weights in stochastic models with pair-based spike-timing-dependent plasticity. Vignoud, G., & Robert, P. (2022). Physical Review E, 105(5), 054405.

Grid-cell modules remain coordinated when neural activity is dissociated from external sensory cues. Waaga, T., Agmon, H., Normand, V. A., Nagelhus, A., Gardner, R. J., Moser, M.-B., … Burak, Y. (2022). Neuron, 110(11), 1843-1856.e6.

Eye movements reveal spatiotemporal dynamics of visually-informed planning in navigation. Zhu, S., Lakshminarasimhan, K. J., Arfaei, N., & Angelaki, D. E. (2022). eLife, 11, e73097.

#science #Neuroscience #computational neuroscience #Brain science #research #neurons #cognition #cognitive science #neurobiology #neural networks #neural computation #psychophysics #scientific publications

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alexlacquemanne · 8 months

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Aout MMXXIII

Films

L'Appel de la forêt (The Call of the Wild) (2020) de Chris Sanders avec Harrison Ford, Omar Sy, Karen Gillan, Dan Stevens et Bradley Whitford

Indiscret (Indiscreet) (1958) de Stanley Donen avec Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman, Cecil Parker, Phyllis Calvert et David Kossoff

Jojo Rabbit (2019) de Taika Waititi avec Scarlett Johansson, Roman Griffin Davis, Thomasin McKenzie, Taika Waititi, Sam Rockwell et Rebel Wilson

Le Verdict (The Verdict) (1982) de Sidney Lumet avec Paul Newman, Charlotte Rampling, Jack Warden, James Mason, Milo O'Shea, Lindsay Crouse et Ed Binns

Mondwest (Westworld) (1973) de Michael Crichton avec Yul Brynner, Richard Benjamin, James Brolin, Dick Van Patten, Anne Randall, Majel Barrett et Terry Wilson

La Grande Lessive (!) (1968) de Jean-Pierre Mocky avec Bourvil, Francis Blanche, Roland Dubillard, Jean Tissier, Michael Lonsdale, R. J. Chauffard, Jean Poiret, Karyn Balm et Alix Mahieux

La Traversée de Paris (1956) de Claude Autant-Lara avec Jean Gabin, Bourvil, Louis de Funès, Jeannette Batti, Georgette Anys, Robert Arnoux, Laurence Badie et Myno Burney

Austerlitz (1960) d'Abel Gance avec Pierre Mondy, Jean Marais, Martine Carol, Elvire Popesco, Georges Marchal, Vittorio De Sica, Michel Simon, Rossano Brazzi, Claudia Cardinale et Leslie Caron

La Bride sur le cou (1961) de Roger Vadim avec Brigitte Bardot, Joséphine James, Mireille Darc, Edith Zetline, Michel Subor, Jacques Riberolles et Claude Brasseur

Hiroshima, mon amour (1959) d'Alain Resnais avec Emmanuelle Riva, Eiji Okada, Bernard Fresson, Stella Dassas et Pierre Barbaud

Quo vadis (1951) de Mervyn LeRoy avec Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr, Leo Genn, Peter Ustinov, Patricia Laffan, Buddy Baer et Finlay Currie

La Classe américaine : Le Grand Détournement (1993) de Michel Hazanavicius et Dominique Mézerette avec Christine Delaroche, Evelyne Grandjean, Marc Cassot, Patrick Guillemin, Raymond Loyer, Joël Martineau, Jean-Claude Montalban, Roger Rudel et Gérard Rouzier

Beethoven 3 (Beethoven's 3rd) (2000) de David M. Evans avec Judge Reinhold, Julia Sweeney, Joe Pichler, Michaela Gallo, Mike Ciccolini, Jamie Marsh et Danielle Keaton

The Big Short (2015) d'Adam McKay avec Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Brad Pitt, Melissa Leo, Rafe Spall et Marisa Tomei

GoldenEye (1995) de Martin Campbell avec Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen, Joe Don Baker, Judi Dench, Robbie Coltrane, Tchéky Karyo et Alan Cumming

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) de Wes Anderson avec Ralph Fiennes, Tony Revolori, F. Murray Abraham, Saoirse Ronan, Mathieu Amalric, Adrien Brody, Willem Dafoe et Jeff Goldblum

Le Hussard sur le toit (1995) de Jean-Paul Rappeneau avec Juliette Binoche, Olivier Martinez, Claudio Amendola, Isabelle Carré, François Cluzet, Jean Yanne : le colporteur juif et Pierre Arditi

Heat (1995) de Michael Mann avec Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Tom Sizemore, Diane Venora, Amy Brenneman, Dennis Haysbert, Ashley Judd, Mykelti Williamson et Natalie Portman

Excalibur (1981) de John Boorman avec Nigel Terry, Helen Mirren, Nicol Williamson, Cherie Lunghi, Nicholas Clay, Paul Geoffrey, Robert Addie, Gabriel Byrne, Patrick Stewart et Liam Neeson

Le Grand Chantage (Sweet Smell of Success) (1957) d'Alexander Mackendrick avec Burt Lancaster, Tony Curtis, Susan Harrison, Martin Milner, Sam Levene, Barbara Nichols et David White

Séries

Castle Saison 2, 3

Rire et Châtiment - Le Flic fantôme - La Guerre des cuisines - Doublement Mort - Espion d'un jour - Présumé coupable - Mort par prédiction - Rencontre avec le passé - Duel à l'ancienne - Anatomie d'un assassinat - Triple Tueur - Célèbre à tout prix

Happy Days Saison 1

Échec ou mat - La Première Bagnole - La Première Cuite de Richie - Une visite inattendue - Le Festival rock - Le Club des Démons - Fonzie vient dîner - Nuit au palace - Une rupture difficile - Qui perd gagne - Rendez-vous surprise - Le Tatouage de Richie - Richie et les beatniks - Le Garçon d'honneur - De la bagarre dans l'air - Un homme prudent

Inspecteur Barnaby Saison 11

Les Noces de sang - Fusillé à l'aube - L’assassin est servi - Macabres Découvertes - Une alliance maléfique - Le Crépuscule des héros - Le Mystère du bois des moines

Downton Abbey Saison 1, 2

Question de succession - Le Nouvel Héritier - Le Diplomate turc - Entre ambitions et jalousies - La Rumeur se propage - La Fiancée de Matthew - L'Entraide - La Maison des intrigues - Portés disparus - Nouvelles Vies - Épidémie - L'Esprit de Noël

Affaires sensibles

Mai 68, le coup de théâtre du Général de Gaulle - Autoroutes françaises : la machine à cash - William Randolph Hearst : de Citizen Kane à Donald Trump - Orson Welles - La guerre des mondes - François Fillon et le "Pénélopegate" - Contrat Première Embauche, mieux que rien ou pire que tout ? - 31 août 1997 : mort d'une princesse anglaise

Kaamelott Livre II

Spangenhelm - Les Alchimistes - Le Dialogue de Paix - Le Portrait - Silbury Hill - Le Reclassement - Le Rassemblement du Corbeau - Les Volontaires II - Le Terroriste - La Chambre - Le Message Codé - La Délégation Maure - L’Enlèvement de Guenièvre - Les Classes de Bohort - Le Monde d’Arthur - Les Tuteurs - Les Jumelles du Pêcheur - Sept Cent Quarante-Quatre - L'Absolution - Les Misanthropes - La Cassette - Plus Près de Toi - La Révolte - Sous les Verrous - Séli et les Rongeurs - Un Roi à la Taverne II - L'Ancien Temps - Le Passage Secret - Les Mauvaises Graines - La Garde Royale - L'Ivresse - Mater Dixit - Spiritueux - La Ronde - Merlin l'Archaïque - Les Exploités - L’Escorte II - Le Larcin - La Rencontre - Les Pigeons - O'Brother - La Fête du Printemps - La Voix Céleste - L'Invincible - Amen - Le Cadeau - Le Complot - La Vigilance d’Arthur - Les Chiens de Guerre - Always - Arthur in Love - Excalibur et le Destin - L'Absent - The Game - La Quinte Juste - La Fumée Blanche - Unagi II La Joute Ancillaire - Le Donneur - Le Jeu du Caillou - L'Alliance - Le Secret d'Arthur - Aux Yeux de Tous - Immaculé Karadoc - La Morsure du Dace - Les Neiges Eternelles - Des Hommes d'Honneur - Stargate - Feue la Vache de Roparzh - Les Vœux - Le Pédagogue - Perceval et le Contre-Sirop - L'Oubli - L'Ambition - Le Poème - Corpore Sano - Le Havre de Paix - L'Anniversaire de Guenièvre - La Botte Secrète II - Les Parchemins Magiques - L'Enragé - Trois Cent Soixante Degrés - Pupi - Vox Populi II - Le Rebelle - Les Félicitations - Les Paris - Les Esclaves - Les Drapeaux - Le Guet - Le Sort Perdu - La Restriction - La Corde - Le Tourment II - Le Plat National - Le Temps des Secrets - La Conscience d'Arthur - La Frange Romaine - L'Orateur - Les Comptes

Le Coffre à Catch

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Terceiro post ehhh estou conseguindo manter esse blog, geralmente eu não passo da segunda postagem!! Bom então em homenagem a uma das minha atrizes favoristas a Kristen Dust a mina lá do Homem Aranha que gravou um clipe bem bonitinho sobre o pessoal japonês e virou cantora resolvi fazer uma lista de todos aqueles atores que querem ser cantores também por que não e aqui vai o primeiro:

Quem conhece esse tio ai, alguém sabe? Parece até Jesus néh?Mas não é naum é aquele cara da banda 30 Seconds to Mars,nem parece mais é ele no filme Alexandre o Grande.

Por incrível que pareça é a mesma pessoa, vamos agora pra uma atriz que é bem famosa a Senhorita Scarlett Johansson que também quis

Gostou?Agora vamus pra 3ª pessoa mas essa vez o contrario era cantora e virou atriz não é a Maria q se tirar um "r" fica com o mesmo sobre nome do Jim Carrey,não é J -lo,mas sim um que veio pro Brasil sim a Dona Beyonce tentar a sorte no meio musical.

Sim a mina do Single Ladies, puxa vida e musica chiclete deus me livre, então continuando ela vez aquele filme lá o Dreamgirls .

Ai vc deve estar se perguntando o que a Kristen tem haver com isso então é pq ela vc uma musica bem legal mas que não vou poder mostrar simplismente pq a musica saiu fora do ar,pode um negocio desses?? Bom então pra finalizar eu deixou vocês com esse video aqui do Star Wars que até o elenco do filme resolveu virar cantor.

Bom Embalos de sabado a noite pra vocês ...... Ass: Ana Luiza

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SAND, SALT, BLOOD author announcements Part 3 (final!)

Here's the full list of lovely writers who've made it into SAND, SALT, BLOOD plus the titles of their stories & poems. This is going to be a good one!

Dai Baddley - The Tide Will Bring Thee Home

Grace Daly - Fishing License

Ariel Dodson - Nothing That Doth Fade

A. J. Van Belle - No Ghosts Here

Daphne Fama - Swallow the Ocean

Alicia Hilton - Aqua Warrior Witches Save Our Water!

Miranda Johansson - Holden Ledge

Gerri Leen - I Float

Hayley Lightcap - The Aequor

Noah Lloyd - Save for Joy

Elizabeth R. McClellan - The Truth is As Intimate As The Teeth That Bit Off Your Legs First

Taliesin Neith - A Void, Suspended With That Which Cannot Be Stars

Lucas Olson – Wake

H.V. Patterson - Living Death Beneath the Waves

Marisca Pichette - osedax

Melissa Pleckham - And In Her Eyes, The End

JP Relph - Uncharted

Christopher Sartin - Upon a Sea of Apathy

Max Turner - Undone

Davis Walden - The Odd-yssey

#horror #anthology #book #indie books

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Chinese New Year Animal - The Rat

Year of the Rat ... is this your animal? The Rat is an Earthly branch, and is yang.

Years: 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032

Chinese: 鼠年 (shǔ nián ‘Rat year')

Year/Date/Element:

2032 - Feb. 11, 2032 - Jan. 30, 2033 - Water Rat

2020 - Jan. 25, 2020 - Feb. 11, 2021 - Metal (Gold) Rat

2008 - Feb. 7, 2008 - Jan. 25, 2009 - Earth Rat

1996 - Feb. 19, 1996 - Feb. 6, 1997 - Fire Rat

1984 - Feb. 2, 1984 - Feb. 19, 1985 - Wood Rat

1972 - Feb. 15, 1972 - Feb 2, 1973 - Water Rat

1960 - Jan 28, 1960 - Feb. 2, 1961 - Metal (Gold) Rat

1948 - Feb. 10, 1948 - Jan. 28, 1949 - Earth Rat

1936 - Jan. 24, 1936 - Feb. 10, 1937 - Fire Rat

1924 - Feb. 5, 1924 - Jan. 23, 1925 - Wood Rat

Personality: Rats are quick-witted, resourceful, and smart. They lack courage. They also have rich imaginations and sharp observations and can take advantage of various opportunities.

Personality in relation to their element:

Wood Rat: Independent, self-confident, virtuous, talented, with a strong sense of teamwork

Fire Rat: Energetic, brave, quiet, cordial, friendly to their friends, very strict with themselves

Earth Rat: Amiable, honest, flexible, modest, serious, has a strong sense of self-esteem

Gold Rat: Smart, talented, hot-tempered, jealous, has a strong sense of self-awareness

Water Rat: Talkative, conservative, wise

Compatible Zodiac Signs with a Rat:

Rat, Ox, Dragon or Monkey

Least Compatible Zodiac Signs with a Rat:

Rabbit, Horse or Rooster

Lucky things for Rats:

Lucky numbers: 2, 3, and numbers containing them (like 23 and 32)

Lucky days: the 4th and 13th of every Chinese lunar month

Lucky colors: blue, gold, green

Lucky flowers: lily, African violet

Lucky direction: west, northwest and southwest

Lucky months: the 2nd, 5th and 9th Chinese lunar months

Unlucky things for Rats:

Unlucky color: yellow, brown

Unlucky numbers: 5 and 9

Unlucky direction: south and southeast

Unlucky months: the 4th, 10th, and 12th Chinese lunar month

Best Careers for Rats:

Administrator, director, manager, entrepreneur, broadcaster, writer, musician, stand-up comedian, politician, lawyer, researcher, and racing car driver.

Health for Rats:

Rats are generally healthy, full of energy and active. A balance diet and rest will always help Rats recharge and work at high energies.

Famous Rat People:

Carmen Electra: born on April 20, 1972, Water Rat Scarlett Johansson: born on November 22, 1984, Wood Rat Ozzy Osbourne: born December 3, 1948, Earth Rat Rosa Parks: born February 4, 1913, Water Rat Samuel L. Jackson: born December 21, 1948, Earth Rat

Found all this info on Chinese Zodiac: 12 Animal Signs, Compatibility, Horoscopes (chinesenewyear.net)

Xīn nián kuài lè

R. J. Davies

A Riveting Jacked-In Dreamy Mind-Bender

RJ Davies - Science Fiction Author, Maddox Files, Novels

#R. J. Davies #R. J. Davies Author #Rhonda Davies author #Rhonda Davies #mystery author #science fiction author #author of Maddox Files #xin nian kuai le #Chinese Zodiac The Rat #The Rat

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Binomial expansion formula pdf

BINOMIAL EXPANSION FORMULA PDF >>Download (Herunterladen) vk.cc/c7jKeU

BINOMIAL EXPANSION FORMULA PDF >> Online Lesen bit.do/fSmfG

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Ella se esta escondiendo y nadie mas la ve.

Ella se esta muriendo y nadie mas lo nota.

#Soledad #Tristeza #Libro #J. R. Johansson #Prisioneradelanoche

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REQUESTS AND WRITINGS

Hey! Welcome to my blog, I just wanted to post a list of all the celebrity characters I write for. I just wanted to inform you all that I will most definitely be taking in requests for any character played by a celeb on this list, as well as any type of prompt (fluff, angst, smut...). I also wanted to add that sadly I will only be writing for female readers as I am one myself and wouldn't want to misinterpret any feelings or situations that a male or non- binary person would feel.

(Just to be clear this a list of actors but I will only be writing for any character played by said celebs, not the actual person as I find that kind of wierd. xx)

PS: Some names will be in all caps and that means that I am currently in a period where I am really motivated or interested to write for this particular person, these will change over time.

Adam Driver

ALAN RICKMAN

Alicia Vikander

Amandla Stemberg

Ana De Armas

ANDREW GARFIELD

Andy Samberg

Angelina Jolie

ANGUS CLOUD

Annabelle Wallis

Anne Hathaway

Anya Taylor-Joy

Benedict Cumberbatch

Bradley Cooper

Brie Larson

Camille Cottin

Cara Delevigne

CATE BLANCHETT

Cher

Chris Evans

Chris Hemsworth

Chris O’Dowd

Ciaran Hinds

Cillian Murphy

Cobie Smulders

Colin Farell

Dakota Johnson

Daniel Craig

David Harbour

David Tennant

David Thewlis

Dylan O’Brian

Eddie Redmayne

Elle Fanning

Elizabeth Debiki

Elizabeth Olsen

Emilia Clarke

Emily Blunt

Emma Mackey

Emma Roberts

Emma Stone

Emma Watson

Emmy Rossum

Esther Acebo

Eva Green

Evan Peters

Ewan McGregor

Ezra Millers

Finn Wolfhard

Florence Pugh

Gal Gadot

Gillian Anderson

Gwendoline Christie

Harry Styles

Henry Golding

Ian Glen

Idris Elba

Itziar Ituno

James McAvoy

Jason Momoa

Javier Bardem

Jemima Kirke

Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Lawrence

Jessica Chastain

Jessica Lange

Jimmy Smits

John Krasinski

Johnny Depp

Jude Law

Kate Winslet

Kaya Scodelario

Keanu Reeves

Kiera Knightley

Kit Harrington

Kristen Stewart

Lady Gaga

Lea Seydoux

Lena Headey

Liam Neeson

Lily Rabe

Lily - Rose Depp

Liza Weil

Louis Garrel

Luke Evans

Mads Mikkelson

Maisie Williams

Marion Cotillard

Margot Robbie

Mark Ruffalo

Mathew McConaughey

Maude Apatow

Megan Fox

Meryl Streep

Micheal Fassbender

Mikael Persbrandt

Mila Kunis

Millie Bobby Brown

Natalia Tena

Natalie Portman

Paul Bettany

PEDRO PASCAL

Penelope Cruz

Pheobe Dyevnor

Pheobe Waller Bridge

Rachel McAdams

Rachel Weiz

Ralph Fiennes

Rebecca Ferguson

Richard Madden

Rihanna

Robert Downey Jr

Rooney Mara

Rory McCann

Rose Byrne

Sacha Baron Cohen

Sadie Sink

Sam Claflin

Sandra Bullock

Saoirse Ronan

SARAH PAULSON

Scarlett Johansson

Sebastian Stan

Sophie Turner

Stephanie Beatriz

Sterling K Brown

Sydney Sweeney

Taissa Farmiga

Timothee Chalamet

Thomas Brodie - Sangster

Thomasin McKenzie

Tom Felton

Tom Hanks

Tom Hardy

Tom Hiddleston

Ty Burrell

Ursula Corbero

Vanessa Kirby

VERA FARMIGA

Victoria Pedretti

Willow Smith

Winona Ryder

Zendaya

Zoe Kravitz

Zoe Saldana

If there is an actor/ character that is not on this list that you would like to request please do, and I will see if I will write for them xx

- Lots of love,

Lucy

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON as NATASHA ROMANOFF CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo

#marveledit #mcuedit #marveladdicts #marvelheroes #filmtv #dailytvfilmgifs #userstream #cinemapix #tvfilmsource #ladiesofcinema #ladiesblr #scarlett johansson #movies #*#by shay

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Interesting Papers for Week 19, 2023

Attentional Enhancement of Tracked Stimuli in Early Visual Cortex Has Limited Capacity. Adamian, N., & Andersen, S. K. (2022). Journal of Neuroscience, 42(46), 8709–8715.

Precise movement-based predictions in the mouse auditory cortex. Audette, N. J., Zhou, W., La Chioma, A., & Schneider, D. M. (2022). Current Biology, 32(22), 4925-4940.e6.

Encoding contexts are incidentally reinstated during competitive retrieval and track the temporal dynamics of memory interference. Bramão, I., Jiang, J., Wagner, A. D., & Johansson, M. (2022). Cerebral Cortex, 32(22), 5020–5035.

Post-developmental plasticity of the primary rod pathway allows restoration of visually guided behaviors. Cao, Y., Fajardo, D., Guerrero-Given, D., Samuel, M. A., Ohtsuka, T., Boye, S. E., … Martemyanov, K. A. (2022). Current Biology, 32(22), 4783-4796.e3.

Entorhinal cortex directs learning-related changes in CA1 representations. Grienberger, C., & Magee, J. C. (2022). Nature, 611(7936), 554–562.

Embodied decisions during walking. Grießbach, E., Raßbach, P., Herbort, O., & Cañal-Bruland, R. (2022). Journal of Neurophysiology, 128(5), 1207–1223.

Altered basal ganglia output during self-restraint. Gu, B.-M., & Berke, J. D. (2022). eLife, 11, e82143.

Temporal filters in response to presynaptic spike trains: interplay of cellular, synaptic and short-term plasticity time scales. Mondal, Y., Pena, R. F. O., & Rotstein, H. G. (2022). Journal of Computational Neuroscience, 50(4), 395–429.

Active Licking Shapes Cortical Taste Coding. Neese, C., Bouaichi, C. G., Needham, T., Bauer, M., Bertram, R., & Vincis, R. (2022). Journal of Neuroscience, 42(46), 8658–8669.

Sensory Target Detection at Local and Global Timescales Reveals a Hierarchy of Supramodal Dynamics in the Human Cortex. Niedernhuber, M., Raimondo, F., Sitt, J. D., & Bekinschtein, T. A. (2022). Journal of Neuroscience, 42(46), 8729–8741.

Evolutionary shaping of human brain dynamics. Pang, J. C., Rilling, J. K., Roberts, J. A., van den Heuvel, M. P., & Cocchi, L. (2022). eLife, 11, e80627.

Input-timing-dependent plasticity at incoming synapses of the mushroom body facilitates olfactory learning in Drosophila. Qiao, J., Yang, S., Geng, H., Yung, W.-H., & Ke, Y. (2022). Current Biology, 32(22), 4869-4880.e4.

Estimating the time structure of descending activation that generates movements at different speeds. Ramadan, R., Hummert, C., Jokeit, J.-S., & Schöner, G. (2022). Journal of Neurophysiology, 128(5), 1091–1105.

Predictable Fluctuations in Excitatory Synaptic Strength Due to Natural Variation in Presynaptic Firing Rate. Ren, N., Wei, G., Ghanbari, A., & Stevenson, I. H. (2022). Journal of Neuroscience, 42(46), 8608–8620.

Coexisting neuronal coding strategies in the barrel cortex. Sharma, H., & Azouz, R. (2022). Cerebral Cortex, 32(22), 4986–5004.

The impact of familiarity on cortical taste coding. Staszko, S. M., Boughter, J. D., & Fletcher, M. L. (2022). Current Biology, 32(22), 4914-4924.e4.

Unlocking crowding by ensemble statistics. Tiurina, N. A., Markov, Y. A., Choung, O.-H., Herzog, M. H., & Pascucci, D. (2022). Current Biology, 32(22), 4975-4981.e3.

Functional interactions among neurons within single columns of macaque V1. Trepka, E. B., Zhu, S., Xia, R., Chen, X., & Moore, T. (2022). eLife, 11, e79322.

Episodic memory in aspects of brain information transfer by resting-state network topology. Yan, T., Wang, G., Wang, L., Liu, T., Li, T., Wang, L., … Suo, D. (2022). Cerebral Cortex, 32(22), 4969–4985.

Control becomes habitual early on when learning a novel motor skill. Yang, C. S., Cowan, N. J., & Haith, A. M. (2022). Journal of Neurophysiology, 128(5), 1278–1291.

#science #Neuroscience #computational neuroscience #Brain science #research #cognition #cognitive science #neurons #neural networks #neural computation #neurobiology #psychophysics #scientific publications

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skiijumpinng · 2 years

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Duels for Oberstdorf, 29. 12. 2021

N. Nakamura & G. Bresadola

E. Klimov & P. Zyla

D. Kubacki & M. Fettner

J. Kobayashi & R. Johansson

S.Ammann & L. Kos

Y. Sato & C. Schmid

F. Ipcioglu & D. Sadreev

U. Wohlgennant & P. Prevc

P. Aschenwald & P. Paschke

F. Villumstad & M. Lindvik

A. Aigro & A. Lanišek

K. Stoch & C. Prevc

S. Leyhe & J. Wolny

N. Kytosaho & D. Tschofenig

A. Aalto & D. Huber

Ž. Jelar & D. Tande

R. Trofimov & S. Freund

K. Sato & J. Hoerl

G. Descschwanden & S. Kraft

M. Boyd-Clowes & M. Eisenbichler

P. Wasek & K. Peier

V. Zografski & J. Forfang

I. Mankov & H. Granerud

V. Polasek & K. Geiger

D. Ito & R. Kobayashi

#sorry im late!!!#i did this last year and wanted to do it this year too #it doesnt look that awful???#ski jumping #season 2021/2022 #oberstdorf #4hills

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The one we’ve all been waiting for, the mechanical menace.

Maintenance corridor 638: 14:36 SST

“Shhhh. Quiet!”

The gang that Kev had selected moves through the underbelly of the Detz. All is silent, the man in front commanding a halt as their eyes dart around. The only lights they have are the faint glow of maintanence lights and small flashlights clipped to their hats or helmets.

Soon enough, they hear it.

v r r r r r r r r r r r r

“There it is, but where is it coming from?”

The gang breaks into deffensive positions, too many have been hurt by this thing already, they aren’t going to add themselves to the tally.

vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It echoes around the small corridor. Its sound reverberating through the pipes confusing their ears. It seems to be everywhere at once, all the while getting louder and louder.

VRRRRRRRRRRR

It sounds like it’s on top of them. Panic floods their minds as adrenaline pumps through their veins. Then, in an instant, a vent opens and closes as a dark form darts from one end of the corridor to the other. The vent on the oposite side opens and closes mere seconds after. Too quick for them to react in their panicked state, especially since it goes through them.

A Human woman falls to the ground, “Gah! I'm hit! Shit that stings!”

A Duajhaq man whips around, “It’s in the vents! We gotta move!”

The woman is picked up as they retreat, the sound fading into the dim light as they run.

v r r r r r r r r r r r

Medical Bay: 15:07 SST

“Put her with the others.”

Doc looks out over his Medical Bay. Today alone the thing had sent 9 people here. This menace has been stalking the ship for 3 days now. Nothing too serious, cuts and puncture wounds about the feet and ankles. But it was an annoyance, taking up time that Doc could use for a smoke break. Luckily, Sisuma has been taking care of most the patients. Giving Doc time to breathe.

Kev enters the medbay, and makes his way over to the newest patient. “What did you see gunner?”

The Human woman sits up, “Nothin, sir. It was too dark. It came from the vent right next to my leg and darted away ‘afore we could grab it. Im sorry sir, we let you down.”

Kev puts a hand on her shoulder, “Nonsense, get patched up and return to your bunk. We’ll catch this thing yet.”

Kev pulls Doc aside on the way out, “How are things here?”

Doc sighs, “See for yourself,” He passes Kev a clipboard with everybody that had come in today, “Nothing too serious as of yet, but people from all over the ship are coming in limpin and bleedin all over the place. We patch em up and send em off but by the time we take care of one two more show up. It’s persistent, and seems to be getting smarter. Hitting high traffic areas of the ship.”

“I see,” Kev places a finger to his temple, “Well, time for plan B. Since we can’t just grab it.”

Kev’s Office: 17:20 SST

“This is some sort of a joke right?” Klove looks around the office. Kev had gathered Klove, Johansson, and Joq’Ethren into his office.

Johannson fiddles with a data-pad. “No, its missing from its charging bay.” She turns the pad around to show the room, “I can’t seem to recall it either.”

Joq’s head perks up, “Assassination or sabotage attempt?”

Klove waves his hand, “Piss poor attempt. Its a cleaning drone with blades.”

Johansson messes with the pad some more, “Whoever took the drone has some sort of knowledge on coding. It seems to have been reprogrammed to run odd routes on a program of its own. However, it still has some of its original code. It will be drawn to areas where a big mess is made. So.... if we make a huge mess.”

“We could lure it into a trap.”

“Exactly” Turning to Kev she sets the data pad aside, “Kev, what’s in the mess hall today?”

“Pizza.”

“Get all the sauce we arent using, Joq and Klove are going back to the underbelly.”

Maintenance corridor 629: 18:30 SST

Johannson’s voice creeps on over the radio, “There’s a junction up ahead that will be perfect for our little ambush, place the lure there.”

Klove and Joq make there way to the junction, Joq having to move hunched over in the small space. Joq unloads the backpack full of tomato sauce and digs out the can opener, “Well, lets get to work.”

B L A M

Klove’s revolver erupts in the confined space, the ringing in their ears shake their vision for a little while but sure enough the bullet rips the cans open spraying sauce everywhere. “There, Job’s done. Now we wait.”

18:45 SST

19:00 SST

19:15 SST

19:23 SST

v r r r r r r r r r

“Klove.”

vrrrrrrrrr

“Klove,” Joq shoves Klove’s shoulder and he sputters awake, “Listen, it’s here.”

Klove and Joq peek around the corner, sure enough a squat rounded cleaning drone is working on the mess they had made. It is surrounded all around by crude hand-welded blades. A small crown atop it’s head.

Klove turns to Joq, “Alright, how do we want to do this?” Silently Joq stands up and calmly walks over to the drone. “Joq, Wait! It’s dangerous!”

Joq places his boot under one of the blades, and flips it over as the drone cleans. He turns back to Klove, “I got it, now what?”

Kev’s office: 20:52 SST

The drone now sits. powered down, on Kev’s desk. A name engraved into its side, ��Sir Stabby Slashington.”

Johannson has been working on it for a while. With the poor coding and done up look, she has deduced it was for an underground battle bot operation that has apparently been going for a few months now on the Detz, though who made it and how it breached it’s makers containment nobody knows.

Kev cracked down on the battle bot operation, and since then a handmade plaque was hung up in the medical bay. It shows a wounded foot, next to a vent with gleaming eyes burning out from between the slits. It reads, “Sir Stabby Slashington, Never Again.”

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