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I'm messing around with a new brush I was introduced to so HERES A MAGGIE
oh also i made a new watermark which I think i'll use from know on since people can search my username with it
#barfs this out and perishes#maggie white#margaret white#evie artino#renegades trilogy#renegades fandom#the renegades trilogy#marissa meyer#MDN art tag#my art#fanart#renegades fanart#renegades marissa meyer#i'm feeding quiet maggie fans i know it#and future maggie fans#its ok guys i gotchu
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tulin is my bestest friend ever i love him to death and if anything happens to him im killing everyone and then myself
#hes my little buddy i wish i could carry him on my shoulders#its ok little guy u dont have to fly everywhere i gotchu#heliichats#totk spoilers
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OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33
BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4
pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)
summary; chaotic friend group hc's!
warnings; cussing
a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!
key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader
late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.
karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???
#south park#south park x reader#south park x y/n#south park x you#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#kenny mccormick#eric cartman#stan marsh x reader#kyle broflovski x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#eric cartman x reader#stan marsh x y/n#kyle broflovski x y/n#kenny mccormick x y/n#eric cartman x y/n
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The boys cumming early and being ashamed. I'd eat that shut uP💥🙇🏻
I GOTCHU 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
GHOST, KÖNIG, ROACH, GAZ
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GHOST
- Ghost let out heavy puffs of hot air into the steamy room, “you ready?” He asked, “ready as I’ll ever be” you replied with a smirk.
- Ghost positioned his dick right in front of your hole, he took one last big breath and pushed his way in.
- You let out a surprised moan that quickly turned into a blissful moan, ghost thrusted into you a couple of times.
- A warm fluid then made its way into you unexpectedly, ghost gripped your waist tightly as he let out a big load into you.
- “Just a few thrusts and yo- huff you already came?” You teased, simon’s face grew hot as he tried covering his face.
- You comforted him, telling him it was alright and that it was nothing to be ashamed about, it was just a normal thing that happened sometimes.
- ghost kinda sulked on your shoulder while still in you 😭😭😭😭
KÖNIG
- “are you sure it’ll fit?” “Of course honey kiss now c’mon, I’m getting impatient”. König swallowed his fears and faces the beautiful man in front of him.
- König then shoved his way into you, pulling a large moan out of you. König also released a loud moan, the tightness of you bringing him to orgasm.
- “A-ah! Es tut mir leid!!! (Im sorry)” König felt tears brewing in the corners of his eyes as shame rested itself perfectly in the tall man’s mind.
- You hugged and kissed the poor man and promised him that it was ok!! You rubbed his back and comforted him until he felt like he could resume where he stopped.
ROACH
(For me, i think that roach is a switch, so I’m gonna make roach a top for this post 🙏🙏🙏)
- Roach hovered over you, his cock absolutely throbbing and waiting anxiously to be inside you. You reached up and put roach’s face in your hands.
- giving his cheek a kiss and slowing making your way to his ear, “c’mon, wreck me. I know you want to do it”
- That sentence pushed roach to the absolute edge, he couldn’t hold himself anymore and eagerly thrusted himself into you.
- Almost instantly, he felt the growing coil in his lower abdomen snap, and out went the baby batter into you.
- You were stunned on roach’s eagerness led him to making him cum instantly inside you. “Oh fuck, I-m so sorry I-“ you cut him off with a kiss.
- Although your words of comfort did somewhat relief him from his shame but he still felt a bit still in him, eating him away.
GAZ
(Ya already know I had to add my bbg 🗣️‼️)
- “All set solider?” “All set Sergeant gAZ!” As Kyle heard the first two words come out of your mouth he knew it was go time.
- His cock burrowed itself deep into you, gaz gritted his teeth, you felt so goddamn good. Which led Kyle to immediately cum inside you.
- “Oh shit.. that was.. really unexpected” Kyle chuckled awkwardly, you could tell Kyle was embarrassed and ashamed for cunning inside you so quickly.
- You chuckled as well but gave Garrick a big kiss, telling him it was completely alright and that accidents happen.
- “Stop talking to me like that, your treating me like a toddler” gaz laughed, you laughed as well and just went on with the whole sex thing,
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I’m in a very silly goofy mood rn guys
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ok i got nothing else to do so here's a transcript of the whole trauma talk
philza stream july 22nd 3:26:06
Tallulah: if i think u were paranoid, he is even more. y'all need a break
Phil: i mean it's cuz we've like experienced some kind of loss with the eggs, right? so, we've had the nightmare, alright. Chayanne lost a life to neglect cuz of misscommunication. Tallulah, you lost a life to the code monster...
Phil: Like we've felt what it's like to have you guys dissappear from our grasp, right? you've like- you've dissapeared from this world briefly, and we know what it's like. Like i-i've personally know what it's like, for you guys to fucking dissapear entirely like, the nightmare happened and i thought that was it, i was like "fuck well, it's done" and i felt so empty, right?
Phil: I-I genuenly felt like i lost a hardcore world, like- the 5 year world that i lost? that's what it felt like, i was like fucking miserable. And then bad uh- lost dapper like- like in a weird glitch type thing, and that got reverted. But when it happened, you can hear it in his voice like, he was distraught like- theres like a bond that we share even if is playing block game, you know?
Phil: we're just hanging out like, i wanna protect you guys with everything i can. everything i have i wanna protect you with, you know? but... i understand that i can't protect you for everything, so i just try to protect you from that i can, so... (and ooc out-of-character, i think everyone watching is incredibly invested also -laughs-, we're in the same boat)
Tallulah: It's understandable, thanks for sharing how u feel with us i'll be more careful
Phil: that's okay, you- you- you're very careful already tallulah, it's chayanne that fucking dives head first into danger all the time. He's- he's a bit more reserved now, you can do that chayanne when like theres more people, its fine, cuz then we can look after you, we can back you up. But when its just me and you, or me, you and tallulah.... we gotta- we gotta stick together, alright? we've seen all kinds of strange things happen
Chayanne: i mean, gosh i'm bad with words!!!
Phil: yeah, its alright. im just gonna throw some blocks out of my inventory
Tallulah: i gotchu brother
Phil: awww -laughs- gotta back eachother up, back eachother up guys
Tallulah: you show more with ur actions chay, that's more than enough
Chayanne: i dont want to die, i wont die soon, i take everything you showed us seriously
Phil: (overlaps) guessing "super seriously", yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Phil: You know what i think makes it more stressful? Is that us players can't see your health, right? So like, we don't iknow how close you are to danger, we can't- you can't talk to us mid fight, alright? like, you talk to us throught signs and books and stuff but like, we have to go through body language alone to figure out how in danger you are... You can't tell us, you dont have like a button to press, you don't have- there's like nothing to indicate that you're extremely low on health or in peril, alright?
Phil: So it makes it more stressful for the players and the people watching cuz we dont know, so i have to just be super fucking careful... And just treat it like you're on like barely any heart all the time, just in case
Chayanne: Thank you so much for that, when the giant squid grabbed me i was shaking-
Phil: -laughs- Oh god
Tallulah: Thank you for being such a good mentor (and father figure) i can't promise i might not die, but i will fight if i have to-
Phil: Oh i absolutely believe you'll do your absolute best to survive tallulah
Chayanne: When the giant squid grabbed me i was shaking bc i thought that was the end of it
Phil: Yeah- that was terrifying yeah, it's so- it's so like stressful
Tallulah: -to still be here with you all. i promised my papa and i make that promise to you
Phil: Aww, thank you Tallulah, thank you.
Phil: I feel like there's enough counter-measures in place that- realistically um it shouldnt be- nothing bad would happen like- you souldn't lose a life but.. You know me, and I- you know how im- I just I know that multiple bad things can stack on top of eachother and cause a really bad thing to happen, so like we have to be just careful of that, you know? You can be prepared for anything but there's always gonna be ways that you'll be unprepared for something, alright
Phil: so- as long as we just prepare as much as we can and just be extra safe and not put ourselves in unnecessary danger then.. These situations that could happen can't happen. The only thing we can't prevent against really, or we can prevent it a little bit- but we can't really prevent it is when the code monster decides to take the life from an egg cuz.. You've seen it first hand, it does not give up
Chayanne: So yeah, it's not a good feeling ;_;
Phil: Yeah... I'm glad you guys are in the same page
Tallulah: In conclusion: we need to go to tio Roier's therapy sessions
Phil: -laughs- Is Quackity paying for it, yeah? Quackity got that on lock, it's like and insurance- it's like a company insurance, like a benefit you have for working with the server. its like "okay so uhh, who needs to book a therapy session today" everyone raises their hand at the same time, good god. Yeah, we'll go to family therapy together, we'll work it out, we'll work it out
edit: minor spelling mistake </3
#sorry if there's any mistakes this is so long and english is not my first language ajehfsefjse#and also i just made it out of boredom and fun so sorry for any inconvenience <:)#long post#qsmp philza#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#transcript#chayanne's signs after this are not in here it's too much already ajmefhas
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I would like something with Vox, Velvette, or Lucifer with a trans man reader, please :> (sfw please I am but a humble ace)
- 🦋 (so I can properly thank you if you see this req)
pleasure to be meeting a fellow humble ace <3 also sorry if this is a bit short for each of the characters, i wasn't too explicit!
vox, velvette and lucifer with a transmasc!s/o
-vox could not care less what gender or identity you are
-like not in a "doesn't care in a mean way" he just doesn't mind in general he thinks you're cool no matter what lol
-you're his cute lil boyfriend ok
-doesn't let val anywhere near you bc he knows that moth will sexualize the shit out of you
-oh you beautiful handsome lucky man
-will have this woman doting all over you
-will make sure your wardrobe is stocked to the BRIM with clothes that fit your aesthetic
-you wanna wear suits??? she gotchu. literally anything you want to wear she will buy
-you're going shopping every week idgaf
-will absolutely destroy anyone who misgenders you with mere insults alone
-silly guy be so flustered around you all the time fr fr
-he is so so so so super duper proud and happy you're his boyfriend and so loveably awkward about it at the same time
-he tries to be hip and go a bit overboard with the pride stuff (he made you a trans-painted rubber ducky when you first came out to him!!!) he's just trying his best to be as supportive as possible every waking day even if its over the top
-introduces you to everyone he knows and babbles on about how awesome you are!!!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer x reader#velvette x reader#vox x reader
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A/N: some lovely people explained in reblogs. I hope I do ur ask justice!!! Also I'm gunna do headcanons bc it wasn't specified, but I'm willing to make a one-shot as well, just lemme know! :)
Humans are boring->Alastor x platonic! Reader
Ok, so the title actually plays into how alastor reacts when you tell him
You fr go;"Yo alastor, I'm a therian/otherkin."
He responds;"what's that" and then after you explains goes "Yeah that's understandable, humans are boring and shitty"(Alastor, you realise you were human at one point, right?)
Anywhizzle
Luckily when you got to hell you manifested the animal you feel/identify with
If there's a couple your mix and matched
I also feel like demons can control how animalistic they look, like when al goes full demon he gets more deer characteristics
so same goes for you
I can Def see you lounging full animal and al walking in and just starts talkin to you. Only after he gets on you for getting fur (if furry) on the Furniture
but if theres many animals it's a Lil more tricky
i feel like if its more predominant to a species type like canine, feline, reptile etc etc, then you'd take a more basic form of the species, and then depending on the subtypes, like house cat, small lizards, etc, then you get more specific features so on and so Forth.
But if it's like.. two distinctly different types, like how husk is cat with bird wings, then its a mixy-match without really being able to go full animal mode.
Either way alastor is helping with getting the care items you need
oh, your species needs a specific shampoo? Done. Preening? He'll help but he won't be to fond of it bc of the elongated touching.
Want a item that will help dysphoria (is that the right term in this context?) About not having enough of the features? Dw pookie, he gotchu
I feel like those were more therian centered
So! If your a otherkin, I feel like it's not to Likely you'll manifest with a lot of characteristics, bc a lot of mystic creatures are a lil op, ngl
So you'll definitely look more human-esque
Think like ears, eyes, horns, wings and tail.
if it's water based youll prolly have gills and finger fins, as well as minor scaling and different colored skin
But i see the dysphoria worse with otherkins than therians, just bc of how manifesting seems to Look
Alastor stil helps with any and all care products you may need, even preening and when scales get funky.
If dysphoria kicks in bros cooking you food and peeling fruit but dont expect him to be a shoulder to cry on and for him to pat your back.
if your animal is more water based he totes gets you a pool to swim in. Like in ground, deep as shit and lighted, heated and with nice walls.
Moral of the story: hell is actually good for therians and otherkins bc their all silly Lil animals guys (:
#greeny's inbox#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel alastor x reader#Hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel x y/n#Therian#Otherkin#X reader#X reader platonic#X gn reader
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I love your writing (: do you think maybe you could do something like hcs of the gang supporting you at like your track meet or something?? Thank you!!
YESS i gotchu 💞🫶🏃♀️💨
ponyboy:
my guy is a track star himself so when he’s not currently running he’ll stop and watch you
not crazy loud when it comes to cheering
cause whenever people cheer really loud when he’s running it distracts him
but he’ll compliment you like crazy afterwards which i think is very nice🫶
sodapop:
prob one of the loudest NGL
since he’s so popular he’s got a good amount of friends to come cheer you on
even people you don’t know he still got them to scream your name
so when you’re done you’re walking back towards the bleachers like
”uh who even are these people🧐🤷♂️🤨”
LMAOO it’s really sweet and even if you do bad soda will still find some way to cheer you up
johnny:
he seems like a sign maker
bc pictures are worth a thousand words🧐🙏
LMAO
no but he’d probably be pretty quiet but hold up the sign that he and pony made LOUD AND PROUD
when the gang hears that he’s showing up, suddenly everyone wants to go with him and cheer you on🫶
darry:
IK HE AINT A BOOMER
but as a teen athlete himself he enjoys when people pull thru and yell kinda a lot at games
and his voice carries so like you’ll be all the way around the track from him and you’ll still hear him like
”KEEP GOING‼️ONE MORE LAP😃👍”
kinda gives dad vibes but ITS OK cause he acknowledges it and accepts it🙏
dally:
probably just hangs around the fence that separates the field from the bleachers
pretty quiet cause you cannot tell me dally doesn’t get embarrassed by that stuff easily
like even in the movie when cherry rejects him CAUSE HE WAS BEINF A JERK
he was so butthurt abt it and just getting SO defensive like “fine. 🙄 ik when i’m not wanted🫵😧💀”
anyways he’s just kinda hanging out there for the most part pretty quiet
but after the meet he’ll come over and give you an awkward side hug cause you’re all sweaty and he’s super bad at those things
but he means well
AND he takes you out for ice cream later so🤩
two-bit:
LOUD AND PROUD
probably brings cowbells or smth
airhorns
the whole deal
hes honestly rlly fun to hang around though
and he’ll always pull thru and show up
even if it’s at a totally different high school he’ll just spawn in and you’ll hear him while you’re warming up like 😧
i mean he was willing to drive to texas to find pony and johnny sooo he’s willing to go a little outta down to show support 🫶🙏👍
steve:
brings soda to tagalong w him
PUMPED UP
just the most hyped
his voice will carry even farther than darrys
just cause he loud asf😭
BUT you really appreciate it cause everyone’s cheering the most for you like you’re some movie star LMAO🫶
TYSM FOR THE REQUESTTT ILYSM💞🥰
#dallas winston#dallas winston x reader#the outsiders#the outsiders sodapop#johnny cade#johnny cade x reader#ponyboy curtis#the outsiders ponyboy#outsiders#steve randle#two bit x reader#two bit mathews#darry curtis
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okay
so im a sucker for domestic stuff and like i just want to hold their hands yk? like be it cuddling in bed and they intertwine their fingers with yours or just anything..
i need ot8 holding your hand
~~bonus if its not only soft but i dirty side aswell~~
it’s not only soft but also dirty side as well.. i gotchu anonnie
chan: definitely holds your hand while you’re just chilling. probs the type to put his head on your chest and just hold ur hand!!! so cuddly and soft i love soft channie. alternatively.. imagining him eating you out and your hand goes down, looking for something to grab, and channie’s there with his for you to hold on tight:(
minho: our silly kitty. he’s probably nibbling your fingers everytime you try to hold his hand but he secretly loves it!! definitely the type to walk with you down the street (he’s on the outside of the pavement!) with his lil hand in yours :((!!! and and imagine him fucking you doggy with your hands behind your back EXCEPT… he’s holding them, and it’s such a juxtaposition to the dirty stuff he’s saying!!! hand holding during aftercare too:3
changbin: oh god holds your hand constantly. literally constantly. he’d have you in the recording studio with him spitting bars and he’d hold your hand while he’s doing it. one hand shovelling food into his mouth and the other holding yours. u’d be sat on the couch and he’d pull you up with his hand in his so you can sit on his lap instead. he does not care. in terms of nsfw.. would love love love for you to hold his hand while you pegged him, it’s so so comforting for him!!:3
hyunjin: i see him as the type to do it maybe a bit less. he seems really romantic, but in the more sentimental kinda way yk? but i think he’d like to go on cute little dates with you to cafes or libraries and hold your hand the whole time. he’d love if he could grab books off the higher shelves for you in the library :( even if ur tall/taller than him he would not care. he wants to look after u. omg and also… he’s totally the type to hold your hand during slow, passionate sex, sweaty bodies gyrating on eachother and little ‘i love you’s whispered.. oh
jisung: softie. big baby. hold his hand 24/7 and tell him he’s your princess. wants to sit on your lap and have you hold his hand and stroke his hair. screams if you don’t. throws a massive tantrum if you refuse to hold his hand for more than 2 minutes. wants to spoon you and be the little spoon and pull your hand around with his to rest on his tummy. he’s just a baby!! anndddd bonus points if you’ve got him laid over your lap spanking his ass raw with his hands held in yours.. he loves it :3
felix: oh god my mind IMMEDIATELY went to baking dates w lixie n your both in cute little aprons with flour all over em, and he’s holding ur hand while he stirs the batter. turns to you and feeds you a lil spoonful, giggling when it gets all over your mouth. hand holding and kisses ALWAYSSSS. he does NOT CARE WHO SEES!! and and and he’d be the type for soft sex with hand holding too, calling you his princess :(( lixie i need u
seungmin: ok i can see seungmin as more of the arm around the waist kinda guy rather than hand holding. he’d definitely prefer that!! he’d wanna keep you close close, ‘safe’ in his mind. butttt i can also imagine him holding your hand absentmindedly while he scrolls through his phone or watches a film with you, like he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it. for nsfw… i don’t think he’d hold ur hand during sex. he’s mean. he’d hold ur hips down but thats it
jeongin: aww our BABY. he is a big big baby and he wants to be held close despite denying pda from the boys every second. it’s different with you!!! you gotta hold his hand!! and god it’s so big..? your hand would be so small compared to his he’d be doin the lil ‘tiny hand!!’ thing all the time lol!!!! he’s so cute. and and he’d love if you rode him and held his hands to show him where to put them, on your ass or tits or even to touch your clit.. omg
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I GOTCHU WITH THE WRITER'S BLOCK... okay, so an imagine (or whatever you prefer) of the reader doing dumb shit with bam and ry as teenagers
DOING DUMB SHIT WITH TEEN!RYAN DUNN AND BAM MARGERA!
ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS IDEA!!!! thank u so much for requesting this bro ive had writers block for so long but now ppl are sending in requests im forcing myself to write soooo, yea!!! enjoy!!!
WARNINGS: dumb decisions, some teen drinking, teens just doing stupid shit in general
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ok so u, bam and ryan were CRAZY in highschool
the three of u used to get into trouble every day
theres been multiple incidents for u guys having to run from the police
lets set the scene
you bam and ryan got a little too drunk at a house party once
not ur guys fault the punch was spiked 🤷
the three of u decide to leave the party early, leaving raab, rake and dico to there own accord
then u get a genius idea
ur neighbor has a trampoline AND a pool
u bring up a plan to the guys
“dudes, my neighbor has a trampoline and a pool, u guys wanna sneak in?”
ofc they both agreed
u made it seem like u and this neighbor were decently close
but u literally talked to them once
so the three of u end up jumping ur fence and going into ur neighbors backyard
for hours the three of u went wild
u guys striped down to ur undies (hahah undies) and jumped in the pool, splashing and just fucking with eachother
bams doing backflips from the trampoline into the pool
you and ryan are giggling and jumping into the pool
everything went so fast the next thing u knew u were running from the cops in ur underwear and sneakers running from the cops
u guys hid out in a bush, getting all scratched up and u had to call jess to come pick yall up
it was worth it in the end tho
that happened multiple times but with different reasons why the cops ur chasing u
and when it came to filming stunts and bits
yall 3 always did stupid shit together
ryan, was more of a worrier when it came to u and bam doing stunts
bam, was the encouragement when it came to u and ryan doing stuff (more like enabler)
and you just did anything, stunts, bits, rlly anything that u could do without being sent to the hospital
in school, u and ryan were in a lot of classes together
bam was in some too
then the 3 of u guys were together please pray for that teacher
they are both trying to make u laugh, trying to talk to u, copying off ur papers, literally anything but actually doing the work
u basically live at apes house
u either crash on the couch, bams floor, or one of the guest rooms
u guys are literally just so close its crazy
people either think u and bam are dating, u and ryan are dating or bam and ryan are dating
watching bam skate at the skate park, maybe even filming some shit for him
listening to ryan talk about his haggard ass cars for hours
and them hearing and seeing all ur little hobbies
u like drawing? ryan and bam def show off ur art and have some hanging on their walls
sewing/crochet ? u made them beanies for christmas one year with the cky logo on it and they we’re OBSESSED
yall are just the three musketeers and dont let anyone tell u anything different
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hope yall enjoyed! this idea is so cute and makes me so delulu AUGHWHWLMELE
#i love them sm#bam and ryan were such a cool duo frfr#honestly i could take them#not in a fight#jackass#cky crew#cky x reader#ryan dunn x reader#ryan dunn#bam margera x reader#bam margera#cky4#cky2k#cky3#cky clip
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Hi! I love your work! I’m a really big fan of it.i was wondering if you could do mimic x shapeshifter or mercenary reader! Please and Ty :)
i gotchu
Mimic with a Shapeshifter! Reader (Romantic)
honestly homeboys just happy to finally know someone who can do the same stuff he can
not really that many shapeshifting animals around, yk?
one of you probably messes with the other by being silly and shapeshifting into somethin
you probably have dates where you both take on the form of some basic bitch people so you don’t get ganged up on by restoration
speaking of, you most likely decided to infiltrate restoration with mimic (though if clutch was okay with this is very debatable)
during said infiltration you basically try your best to gaslight silver whisper and anyone else who might be suspicious that duo isnt mimic
it works for the time being but eventually shits gonna go down and you are definitely gonna be beaten up along with your bitchass boyfriend
its ok though you guys are an evil fucked up maybe middle aged ride or die duo
get it because duo the ca(IS SHOT)
#sonic idw#sonic idw x reader#sth#mimic the octopus#sonic x reader#sonic#mimic the octopus x reader#i love you mimic you are my favorite sonic villain ever#middle aged guy who has beef with a 16 year old <3
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[NSB HEADCANONS] - date with regie!
pov: going to restaurant with your boyfriend regie!
warnings: some swears here and there, mention of the word ‘sexy’ and regie compliments y/n, hands on the thighs, kisses, mention of a sugar mommy (he wants you as a sugar mommy since he’s ‘broke’), i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!
type: wholesome
member: regie macalino from nsb
REBLOGS AND LIKE ARE VERY APPRECIATED!
Regie is nonchalant.
If you don’t know what nonchalant mean, let me give the definition (from google)
« feeling or appearing casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm. »
Which is true, because regie’s really like that. He is nonchalant 😍 he even have an university with this name, remember?
(More under the cut!)
So, you weren’t surprised when your man texted you at 9:34pm on a tuesday night:
« Hi, get ready in 30, imma come pick u up 4 a date at the house, hope u r not sleeping lol»
« Btw, wear something sexy »
« So wear what you want since ur always sexy, ok bye ily »
After getting ready and everything, your boyfriend knocked on your door, not expecting his jaw to be dropped-
You were so stunning.
When i say his jaw dropped, i mean it
His heart started beating faster, he knew you were already sexy and beautiful and everything, but not like THAT
Like this was another step for regie
« Holy shit.. »
« Damn baby, you look so fucking good, omg… »
« You look stunning, babe, wow… you’re so cute »
Ofc, he kissed you
« we should stop here, bc there is absolutely no way I’ll be able to control myself if we continue our lil’ make out session »
Ok, regie
You are making regie weak in the knees 🤪
You should be proud of yourself, because regie’s nonchalant, and this man do not get weak in the knees that easily
So you guys went to a restaurant (bc i lack of inspiration and also bc date restaurant are cute too)
As you all know, this man is a gentleman
He opened the car door for you, closed it, did the same thing when you guys arrived at the restaurant
He even opened the restaurant door for you
« After you, baby »
Oh and please, do not let me forget to say that his hands were on your thighs during all the road time
If you do not feel comfortable with this, just know he’ll stop doing it, but if you like it??? Bye, you will never be able to be in the same car with him and not have his hands on you
Yes, even with the guys 😆
Anyways, back to the restaurant
Both of your arms were on a side of the table, holding each other’s hands
His fingers were caressing the top of your hand
Regie knows how to make us weak 😍🫣
“You look so good tonight, baby..”
“I mean, you always look stunning, but tonight.. holy fuck”
During the date, you both talked about your day, how work was going for both of you, the lastest news and dramas… literally everything haha
And this man could not stop complimenting you over your clothes, how you looked, how great you were doing at your job, how cute you were, like this man was being soft and all cutie cutie
When it was time to pay, this man did not want to let you pay
“I gotchu babe, dw ‘bout it”
You were like “no, i can pay, you always pay, anyways can i pay for once?”
And he was like “hummm…. No! 😇”
The worst part? He’s saying “I’m broke, baby” and “i need a sugar mommy, y/n, please buy me things” like ok, we can do that i guess, but HE’S NOT EVEN LETTING US BUYING STUFF FOR HIM, LIKE FHVCUGFGB-
When it was time to drive you back home, he was super happy (not bc he was going to end the date, but bc he was so happy of the date with you)
When he walked you towards your home door, he did like in every movie:
💃🚶♂️ (sorry i didn’t find an emoji where the girl was standing on the left and looking at the right)
“We should do it more often… Going on dates randomly like that”
He smiled so much this night
And his smile, omg his smile
ITS SO PRECIOUS
“ i am so happy to have you as my girlfriend, y/n”
Then he kissed you
“I love you baby, ill text u when I’ll be home”
And this is what complete the headcanon, hope you guys liked it!! (I didn’t know how to end it, sorry)
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Bad decisions HQ
Darlin: hey does anyone know where sneaks is?
Darlin: they arnt at work
Angel: OMG YOU TEXTED FIRST
Angel: this will go down in HISTORY
darlin: dude
Angel: but yea they’re w me and babe😘
Babe: we’re out on their lunch break getting sandwiches
Sweetheart: why what’s wrong?
Seeetheart: do you need me to find Sam or something?
Darlin: DONT CALL SAM
Darlin: OR DAVID
Sweetheart: omg wtf did you do
Angel: oh myyyyy
Angel: the tea is hot
Babe: true so spill what’s up
Darlin: ok so umm when you get back to work can you pull so strings to like..
Darlin: get me out
Darlin: of jail
Sweetheart: AGAIN?!
Angel: YOUR IN JAIL?!?!
Angel: WAIT AGAIN?
Babe: fam how many times has this happened?😭
Darlin: a few ok don’t bully me
Darlin: ITS NOT MY FAULT OK
Sweetheart: sureeeeee tell me what happened
Darlin: so I was at a bar just chilling when this guy came up to me and got all up in my face so I maybe sorta smashed a full bottle over his head and beat him with a bar stool until I was dragged out in handcuffs…
Sweetheart: omfg🙄
Sweetheart: how do you even have a phone we take all of the stuff off the person??
Darlin: I got an extra on me at all times man
Babe: concerning but ate
Angel: AS YOU SHOULD PURRR🤩
Sweetheart: fine I’ll see you in 10
Darlin: thank you thank you thank you
Darlin: and angel
Angel: yesssss?🙃
Darlin: don’t you dare tell this to David OR asher
Angel: Ong ur no fun
Angel: fineeee🙄
Darlin: thank you
Darlin: and sneaks pleaseeee don’t tell Sam OR David OR will
Sweetheart: I gotchu
Babe: are we still on for hangout night tonight
Darlin: def
Angel: OFCCC
Sweetheart: I need it after all you put me through man
#I feel like this is cut short but I don’t know if y’all like them longer#someone should make a fic abt this#this has def happend#it’s true#I was the metal bars on their cell#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted#redactedasmr#redacted headcanons#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted tank#redacted asher#redacted thoughts#redacted tanker#tanker redacted#tank redacted#darlin redacted#redacted sweetheart#redacted angel#redacted david#redacted babe#redacted group chat#redacted texts#redacted incorrect quotes#bad decisions HQ#frogs group chats
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So You Need a Blurb…
If you publish a book, the time will come in the process when your publisher will ask if you have anyone in mind to blurb/endorse your book. And then you will feel foolish telling your publisher that you don’t know anyone or maybe have no idea what a blurb is so you surreptitiously turn to the internet for help. Then you find this post. I gotchu, fam.
What Is a Blurb?
In publishing, “blurb” can mean a lot of things, from the jacket copy to your elevator pitch. But most often, if you’re asked to get a blurb from someone, that means an endorsement from another author or reviewer.
It’s the text on the back or the book or the first few pages where it says, “Fantastic! Five stars!”- some person
What is the Point?
If you ask around, basically nobody cares that a book has a blurb in it. It’s not the thing that will make or break your book sale. But they are a sign of legitimacy, that you are Someone, and that you are part of the community rather than a nobody from nowhere. They’re more important (and common) for lesser known writers breaking out. And they look nice on marketing materials.
How Do You Get Them?
You ask. Sometimes your publisher asks for you. But mostly you will be emailing authors and asking if they can blurb your book.
That Sounds Terrifying
It’s not so bad. For the most part, authors are flattered that you thought of them, especially if they’re midlisters that aren’t huge names. A blurb can give you both a little boost. And sometimes these conversations can stir up further relationships in the community. Writers buy books from each other. They generate buzz. If someone asks me to blurb their book, I’ll feel more invested in its success and might talk it up to others. And getting friendly with other writers is a good way to get invited to conventions, contribute to anthologies, etc. Sometimes authors recommend their pals to their agents. Sometimes they remember you when it comes time for award nominations and votes. So it’s worth it to swallow your fear and reach out.
OK But Like. How?
Step one: pick an author. Actually, pick several, because you’ll want multiple blurbs and not everyone will say yes. Pick people you think would like your book. This means knowing what they write. Aim for someone a few rungs up the ladder from you in experience. Yeah, you can ask Stephen King too, but the big guys are less likely to respond.
Step two: contact them. Track down an email address if you can. If they’re agented, you might need to go through their agent. Do not go into their DMs or tweet them publicly. Write a simple, professional email:
“Hi (author); my name is (name) and I really love (book they wrote that you liked). I have a new book coming out (date) and want to ask whether you might be able to provide a blurb? The book is about (one sentence hook). I would need any blurb back by (deadline you cleared with your publisher). I totally understand if you’re too busy, but if you’d like to take a look I can have my publisher provide an ARC in (format). Thank you for your time!”
An ARC is an advanced reading copy. It’s a not-finalized version of your story that can be sent to readers to start building buzz. Small publishers will usually only have digital arcs in pdf, mobi, and epub. Bigger publishers will have print arcs.
Fire the email off and wait. One of three things will happen:
1 - they say they’re too busy, sorry
2 - they say that sounds great
3 - they never reply
If you never hear a reply, it’s okay to send one follow-up after a couple weeks, then let it go.
After you’ve supplied the ARC, let them sit on it and then email to check in a week or two before it’s due. If they send it in late, it’s fine. It can’t go on the book cover but it can go on the Amazon page and marketing materials. Late is better than nothing.
What Will I Get?
Usually they’ll email you back a nice sentence or two that’s very sound-biteable. These are fun to write and authors can get clever with them. Usually you’ll get a larger one and can cut it down if necessary but it’s obviously bad form to take stuff out of context.
Sometimes they’ll shout you out on their socials. Sometimes you have to make the neat graphics yourself for your socials. You can ask them to share a cute graphic you made but don’t be pushy about it. They did their part.
Did They Actually Read My Book?
Yes. Probably. Mostly. Maybe they skimmed it. Authors are busy. Usually they want to say something nice even if you’re not their favorite style of writing. No matter what, thank them for their time (again!) and just don’t use blurbs that you don’t like.
Tips for Success
- be nice and polite, always. You don’t have to be mega formal. But you should hew on the side of politeness.
- maintain some kind of presence online so people can scope you out and see if you’re a nazi, obnoxious, a serial killer etc. Usually this means Twitter. But something is better than nothing.
- pick writers you like. If you like their writing, they’ll probably like yours. Also check them out online to be sure they’re not a nazi or sex pest or have any scandals that look bad on you. Due diligence!
- it helps if you’re friendly with them or have casually interacted in the past. Remind them about it if you have. “We met at this convention” or “we had x good talk on Twitter” but you don’t have to know them.
Hopefully this helps. Good luck in your quest!
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ok so i want to Vent for a sec if its ok bc it seems like you give the best advice on this app :)
Ok so basically I have this "friend" that I have been close with for over a year now but I don't know if she is a good person anymore because all she has done is push my other friends away and act like a pick me next to boys,here is an example of what im talking abt .
So basically I had had a crush on this one guy for almost 2 years and she knew this but at the time we had had an argument and she went on to shit talk behind my back to my crush on abt how bad of a person I was and after we made up she told me how he had called me a baboon (which he apparently called everyone but she somehow forgot to mention that) and I said to her quote"I don't want a friend like that"and she went on to tell him how I never liked him as a friend and he hated me for like 2-3 months until I said sorry for doing nothing ... Pluss she always talks abt how he likes her but she doesn't like him even though she knows ive liked the guy for so long . She also acts very and I mean VERY dumb next to boys but when they're gone she's suddenly miss know it all???
Another thing happened where a video of her was posted on another group snapchat of her shit talking people and when people confronted her she blamed me on taking the video (even though I literally didn't even know that video existed)and cried so all of my friends hated me for being a snake ... Even though I did nothing
But she always apologizes and I forgive her each and every time even though she immediately leaves my side for another friend but still forces me to hang out with only her knowing I can't say no .tbh I don't know what to do anymore bc she ruined countless of my friendships
Please please give me some advice . Love you btw I hope your having a great day and im sorry for venting but I just had to bc if I do to other people they say im over reacting or that I should just be mature and suck it up....
I gotchu bestie 💕
I have been in your shoes before and it's so draining having friends like that honestly. The only advice I can give you in this situation is to cut her off before things get worse. Tell her you don't want to be friends anymore, and then block her on every social media app, including her phone number. It seems like an overreaction, but trust me, just deleting won't cut it.
Tell your other friends you've ended the friendship with her and ask them not to tell her anything about you. And if she tries to contact you after you've done all this, keep track of everything. I'm talking screenshots. But do not engage.
Just keep your distance, and move on with your life. It'll be difficult, I know that from personal experience. I've lost friends I had for 10 years, 13 years, and 16 years. But in the long run, you will be happier.
And remember I am always here. We're besties and you will always have me 💕
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so what was that a few posts ago about Mei and Lloyd interactions? I mean, now with the samadhi fire thing, got any more thoughts, or do you wanna wait till after the special?
ok i gotchu i gotchu ive finished the special!
mei having this dark potentially-could-destroy-the-world power kinda reminds me of lloyd's oni power how it doesn't control you and such except crystallized completely ruined everything so. mhm.
mei learnt to embrace it, to learn how to control it since its part of her now, lloyd just repressed it deep deep deep deep inside (he got scared and just chose to reject his oni side completely) which is something that red son taught mei to specifically not do!
i think mei would teach lloyd to embrace his oni side, train together maybe (with red son??), because lloyd is just the king of repression he needs help from people that understand i feel. all crystallized did was show that yes oni = bad and they cannot change and if you use your oni side youre going to hurt everyone which is what mei thought the samadhi fire was!!!!!! but its not!!!!!!!
anyway im probably not the best person to go to with this because my tiny brain cannot begin to comprehend the complex themes of lmk and ninjago i just like silly found family guys.. theres probably people who understand it better than me and im just spouting nonsense but nevertheless i hope this was okay!
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