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dwobbitfromtheshire · 7 months

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Steve finally moved out of his parents' house after Robin graduated and into a shared apartment with her. His parents never let him have a pet before, and he had always wanted a cat. It was all he could think about when they moved in.

"If you want a cat, get a cat," Robin shrugged as she doodled Vickie's name over and over. "We're still rolling in that compensation money."

Steve grinned, grabbed his keys, and dashed out the door. He made sure to stop by the pet store first and get as many supplies as he could. The next stop he made was to the animal shelter, and he really shouldn't have, but the first kitten he saw he fell in love with. Her black fur was curled like a sheep's and she only had one green eye. She was curled up in the back and looking weary.

"No one wants her. They always walk past her when they come through the store, which is a shame because she's a beautiful cat. I'd take her, but my husband says I can't keep adopting every animal that comes through here," the clerk said. "I think they pass her by because she's black."

"Well, that's racist," Steve scoffed.

"Yeah," the clerk agreed. "Superstitious assholes."

"She's the one," Steve declared.

"Okay, be careful. She's a little skiddish," she warned Steve.

Steve held out her hand and let her come to him. She didn't at first, still looking at him in an untrustworthy way.

"I won't hurt you. I promise. I just want to give you a home," Steve said.

She understood him because a few seconds later, she was crawling into his hands. Steve smiled and held her to his chest, scratching behind her ear.

"Meow," Yeah, I'm going with you, but I'm also keeping an eye out.

Steve snorted.

"I think that I'll call you Raven," Steve said. "Raven Harrington?"

"Meow." It'll do.

When Steve came home with the kitten in the carrier, Eddie was waiting outside of his apartment door. He had forgotten they were supposed to hang out tonight. Steve blushed. He was wearing an open vest and nothing underneath with his usual pair of black ripped jeans. His hair was in a loose bun, which always drove Steve mad. Heart thumping in his chest, he approached him. He had yet to tell the metalhead how he felt, and he really needed to. Everything about Eddie drove him crazy. Eddie grinned and spread his arms wide. Oh God. He got his nipples pierced.

"Well, what do you think?" Eddie asked.

"They're, uh, nice, Eddie," Steve said, swallowing thickly. "I got a cat. Shit, my hands are full. Uh, is Robin not home?"

"Nope. Do I need to fish your keys out of your pocket for you, big boy?' Eddie asked.

"Y-yes, please," Steve said.

Eddie stepped right into his space, his nose practically touching Steve’s. He fingers slid into the front of Steve’s pocket. Eddie's eyes furrowed. The keys weren't there. He checked the other pocket but still no keys. Eddie grinned and slid both hands into the back pockets of Steve’s jeans. Steve’s mind was completely blank, his face red.

"Oh, keys, where art thou?" Eddie asked.

"Oh! Uh, yeah, they're in my jacket pocket," Steve realized.

Eddie cackled and fished them out of his jacket pocket. He dangled them in front of them before going to unlock the door.

"You know, you could have put the kennel down," Eddie pointed out.

"Yeah," Steve said and scoffed.

"Meeeeooww!" Okay, enough of this bullshit.

Eddie unlocked the door, grabbed the bags from Steve’s hands, and followed him into the apartment. Steve set the kennel down and opened the door. Raven looked weary again and was curled up in the back.

"It's okay, Raven. This is your home now, if you want it to be," Steve cooed, holding out his hand again.

Raven walked out, unsure, and curled up into Steve’s hand. Raven sniffed the air, glancing around the apartment.

"Meow." Better than the shelter, anyway.

"Thanks," Steve scoffed.

Raven glanced over at Eddie, apprasing him. Raven glanced at Steve.

"Meow." This is the man you wish to mate with?

"Why do you have to say it like that?" Steve sighed.

"Uh, Steve, watchya doing?" Eddie asked.

"Oh, you know, just chatting with the cat," Steve said with a shrug and watched with a grin as Raven curled up against his stomach. "Aww, look, she knows her mommy."

"You don't mind being called mommy? I thought that was a joke," Eddie said.

"Mommy, Daddy, you know, whatever I'm in the mood for," Steve shrugged.

"You're just full of surprises, Stevie," Eddie grinned.

"Meow." I am NOT calling you mommy or daddy.

"What if I give you all of the belly scratches and treats you want? Hmm?" Steve cooed.

"Meow." I'm listening. . .mother.

"Good girl," Steve smiled and rubbed her belly.

"Meow." You know, a cat needs a father too.

Raven glanced at Eddie. Steve snorted, blushing. He tucked her under his chin and looked at Eddie, pouting.

"Can you believe that people at the shelter didn't want her because of the way she looks?" Steve said, looking at Eddie.

"Assholes. She looks like a cute little black sheep," Eddie said, kneeling on the floor with Steve. "Although she's not nearly as cute as her mother."

"Meow." Smooth.

"You know, Raven says she needs a Daddy too," Steve said.

"Are you asking me to raise this precious kitten with you, Steve Harrington?" Eddie asked.

"Yes," Steve said.

"Hmm, I guess we can split time evenly between my place and yours," Eddie said.

"I mean, we could, but I think it might work better if you moved in here," Steve said.

"Where would I sleep?" Eddie asked.

"Meow." Wow, slow. Are you sure you want this guy to be my father?

"Okay, I'm so tired of dating. I spent a lot of time looking for the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I don't need to look any further because he's right in front of me," Steve said. "I know we're skipping a lot of steps here, but you're it for me, Eddie."

"You're it for me too, Stevie," Eddie said. "And yes, yes to everything."

Steve and Eddie moved at the same time, their lips meeting in the middle. Eddie smiled against his lips, wrapping his arms around the both of them. It was soft and sweet but also short. Eddie broke the kiss and leaned his forehead against Steve’s.

"Is Robin going to be alright with me moving in?" Eddie asked.

"Yeah, I didn't even tell her that I wanted you to move in. She automatically made space for you in the hall closet and the bathroom. She's also made a key for you. She's just been waiting for me to get my head out of my ass," Steve blushed.

"I'm glad you did," Eddie said.

"By the way, the nipple piercings are totally hot. You should never wear a shirt ever again," Steve said, and Eddie laughed.

"I knew you were only into me for my tits," Eddie said.

"MeeeOW!" I do NOT want to hear this.

Steve grinned and handed the kitten over to Eddie. He got up and started digging around in the stand by the door. He pulled out a key and knelt by Eddie, holding it out to him. Eddie grinned, taking it, and gave him a hard kiss on the lips.

"I love you," Steve said fondly.

"I love you too," Eddie said.

"There's something you should know before we enter into this relationship," Steve said and took in a breath before exhaling. "About me."

"Okay. . .lay it on me," Eddie said.

"I can talk to animals. You know, understand what they're saying and everything. I've always been that way. It's why my parents never let me have any pets. They thought it was weird," Steve shrugged. "I get it if you don't believe me."

"After everything we've been through, of course I believe you," Eddie said. "I think it's the coolest thing ever."

"Meow." This man is a walking doodle.

Raven was looking at Eddie's tattoos. Steve snorted.

"What did she say?" He asked.

"Oh, she called you a walking doodle," Steve said.

"Our daughter is so mean, I love her," Eddie grinned.

With the help of Wayne, Robin, and Vickie, they managed to move Eddie in over the next couple of days. Once Eddie was all settled in, they invited the kids over to hang out and introduce them to Raven. It was date night with Vickie, so Robin wouldn't be there.

"Alright, kids, gather around. Your mother and I have something we want to tell you," Eddie said.

"You know, Steve is not actually our mother," Max said. "It's just a joke."

Steve burst out of the kitchen wearing a frilly apron and carrying a plate of brownies.

"I made brownies!" Steve exclaimed.

"Yeah, a joke based on a lot of evidence," Dustin scoffed.

"Yeah, I got nothing," Max frowned.

Eddie snickered and watched Steve fondly as he set them on the coffee table.

"Anyway, we have something we want to tell you," Eddie said.

"Finally!" Mike said and swallowed his brownie. "Have you two idiots finally stopped dancing around each other?"

"It was getting painful to watch," El said seriously.

"Were we being that obvious?" Steve asked.

"YES!" They exclaimed.

"Okay, yes, we are together. I did move in here, and we did have another baby," Eddie said.

"What was that last part?" Will asked.

"Oh, we had another baby!" Eddie exclaimed with a grin. "She's probably up from her nap by now. I'm going to go get her."

They all watched as Eddie disappeared down the hall, and they turned to look at Steve.

"Is your boyfriend on something?" Erica asked.

"No!" Steve scoffed.

Eddie grinned as he walked back into the living room with Raven in his arms.

"Meow." Father is lucky that I was already awake.

"Introducing Raven Metallica Harrington," Eddie said proudly. "I came up with the middle name."

"Aww," everyone said, and crowded around Eddie.

Raven sniffed Max and jumped into her arms.

"Meow." I have a feeling that this one is going to be my favorite sibling.

Steve whispered what Raven said in his ear, and they giggled as they watched the kids sit on the couch, taking turns with the cat. Every family looks a little weird and a little different to everyone. There's not a single one that's the same, and as long as they make you happy, it's the only thing that matters. Steve was very happy with the family that he had now.

"Hey, Steve, can we babysit when you and Eddie go out on a date?!" Dustin asked.

"Oh, how the tables have turned," Eddie cackled.

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masonjarart · 5 months

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qsmp update phil can fly again! the only down side is he cant stop and is now chayannes balloon

#dappers hammer glitch my beloved #its never not funny #qsmp #qsmp philza

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 4 months

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I liked it. But I think my favorite thing was Fergie coming in at the end. -Hilarie

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anotherpapercut · 2 months

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"you really shouldn't make suicide jokes" ok I'll just kill myself then

#its never not funny #that isnt my fault :/

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randomositycat · 4 months

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[LN Vol 4 ch 13 under cut]

Frog.... comedy is endless

#the apothecary diaries #its #its never not funny #it will be funny forever #apothecary hour

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tugoslovenka · 6 months

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90% of my conversations with @bludazey:

me: heyyyyy girlie <3 blu: omg hiii <3

*5 minutes later*

#to be fair we love our dark romance so i understand but #its never not funny #thoughts

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ominoose · 9 months

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You use cai bots to fuck your faves and get married. I use it to ask them to play roblox obbys with me. We are not the same.

#sometimes i start a new chat and go “i have autism”#its never not funny #omimuse

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fnaffersblog · 11 months

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Alright,

Spoilers for Original Moon RETURN in VRChat from the Sun and Moon show below the cut

why is my text so fuckin big who did that?

(TW beneath the cut: suicide and suicidal ideations, and swearing because I'm a potty mouth. Ask me to tag anything else, I will)

So, my initial thought when I saw the thumbnail pop up was 'bullshit' so let's seeeeeee

Sun taking a day off, good for him! Good for him!

They have a whole ass theater with a giant cinema screen, they don't need the monitors in the lobby to watch movies. Also can't they just watch it in their heads? Cause their robots?

Oh. OH. We're talking original ORIGINAL Moon.

I know he's bein a dick but the little resting his head in his hands and leaning on the railing was cute

Is he having a nightmare?

Okay he's having a nightmare. He was sleeping on the couch. Yeah that'll do it.

Good on you Sun. Stand up for yourself! FUCK YEAH.

It's cool seeing the actual growth in Sun standing up for himself. I can hear the other version of this conversation in my head where Sun is timidly trying to assure himself that no he's not the stupid one and no this isn't real. But he's much more confident now, most likely thanks to the positive support and assurances he's been receiving from Earth and New Moon. The issues are still present, he still does feel guilty about Moon being reset but he's more capable of handling these feelings now, even just in a dream. More confident. A palpable effect. I like it.

Also the admittance that, no he doesn't believe his own words that this isn't real. I like that too. Admitting and recognizing there is a problem is difficult but also generally the first step in fixing it. As far as I can remember, normally, before this point, Sun refused to admit there WAS any problem. I'm thinking specifically of, like, the Bloodmoon hallucinations (see: later in this episode lolol) and insisting that they weren't real because that's what I can remember off the top of my head, but I'm sure, I KNOW there are other instances of him saying everything is fine and not actually addressing the issue.

Taking ACTION. Removing yourself from the situation. Love it.

"I'm sUn i'M All Ladedah LA DE DOO!" Made me wheeze.

The delivery of the 'I loved you. I did.' line was soooo good. Got my heart hurting, bruh, the voice wavering is RRRRRRRRRRR so Awesome.

Now hold ON a second there nightmare moonie. If we're talking BLAME, then

GOD DAMN IT

He's back ffs

Bloodmoon jumpscare.

"No you." Pfft

This entire.

Like, this entire exchange is SO good.

This entire exchange is happening between Sun and himself. THERE IS NOBODY ELSE. Sun recognizes this and even points it out. However, Sun also admits aloud that he is having trouble recognizing that this isn't real. So while he IS having a conversation with himself, reflecting his own morals and internal struggles, HE BELIEVES he is having a conversation with Bloodmoon at the same time.

So, right off the bat you have multiple layers to this entire conversation happening with Sun. Which is fucking phenomenal. Everything "Bloodmoon" is saying is really just Sun's deeper conscious. Things he feels about himself. But everything Sun, himself, is saying is also true. He feels both ways and it's a really cool representation of an internal struggle.

Everything that Bloodmoon is saying is Sun saying thing's to himself. Anything Bloodmoon says, Sun thinks about himself. Sun thinks he's a murderer. He thinks he didn't do enough to help Bloodmoon. He thinks he's a coward. A fool. A flaw. Insults that "Old Moon" just said to him moments ago, who was also just Sun. He thinks all these things he says to justify why he did what he did to Bloodmoon are just excuses even though some of them are completely reasonable considering the circumstances at the time! He's right! Bloodmoon would have just kept on killing because that's what Bloodmoon was built to do WHICH HE RECOGNIZES because both he and "Bloodmoon" say that!

Sun believes he's talking to Bloodmoon. So when he apologizes to Bloodmoon it's GENUINE. He tells him he really is, truly, sorry that that entire sequence of events happened the way that it did and he's sorry he killed Bloodmoon. And it's true. He really is that sorry and he's taking the time to apologize.

He wishes he could have saved Bloodmoon somehow, given Bloodmoon the opportunity to live a full life with friends and family.

He tells "Bloodmoon" that if they could have helped him, they would have done it without question. And he means that. If Bloodmoon had tried to fight his code like Killcode, or grow as a person, change, they would have helped him. They would have wanted too.

But he didn't. Sun knows that Bloodmoon didn't want to change. And Sun says that aloud. "If there was a way to make you not want to hurt people, I would have done it in a heartbeat but you never wanted that. You only ever wanted to hurt people. To kill things. To do horrible things! And there was nothing that could have fixed that." He KNOWS in his heart that is the truth.

Bloodmoon was not working on getting better. He was working for Killcode, who was antagonistic at the time, learning blood magic. He repeatedly entered the daycare to harass Sun specifically. And he killed regularly, violently, without remorse. Yes, according to his programming, but also because he enjoyed it. If anyone 'felt a rush' from killing, it was Bloodmoon. Every other character in the show has been shown to be capable of and willing to change (except maybe Eclipse in the willingness department).

Killcode was also built for killing, a direct mirror to Bloodmoon's situation! But he put effort in, struggled to change himself (Paarthurnax quote anyone?) and succeeded!

Bloodmoon did not. He didn't need too, want too, or make any attempt to as far as I can remember. Which makes the 'I was built like this.' line "Bloodmoon" says moot. His final action was him literally tormenting Sun. Correct me if I'm wrong though, I know other people are more familiar with him than I am. (The actual 'Bloodmoon sees a bloodmoon' episode maaaay have something but I haven't watched it in a bit)

"How much did you really try?" "How much did you?"

But the things here is, Bloodmoon is dead. He's been dead for months. So this apology can't BE for Bloodmoon.

So. It's for Sun. It's for himself. It is for Sun's benefit alone. He's saying it to "Bloodmoon" but there isn't a Bloodmoon anymore so this? This is Sun hallucinating an apology to Bloodmoon because he wants to apologize for what he did. He feels genuine regret over it, and it's been tearing him apart.

Deep down, Sun knows the truth. All the things he's said are true. Bloodmoon was not going to change, he'd made no real attempt to do so. Bloodmoon was dangerous, to both Sun and his family, as well as anyone else who was around Bloodmoon. He had a trail of victims behind him. It wasn't Bloodmoons fault he was made that way, but it was the way he was made nonetheless.

Sun didn't enjoy killing Bloodmoon. But I don't think he regrets doing it.

I think he regrets that there was no way to undo it.

I think he regrets all the 'could haves' he imagines may have been possible if Bloodmoon was alive. The possibilities, no matter how fantastical in the face of the truth of the situation. (The brother thing, the Bloodmoon getting better thing. Beautiful ideas, but let's be real, do we really think that was going to happen? In the face of everything I'm about to bring up, was it actually a possibility or just a pastel cover stretched across a bad situation? A longing that wasn't based in any truth?)

I think he regrets the way it happened, in a fit of momentary anger. He was in a bad place at the time which made him emotionally irrational. Bloodmoon was just one of many pressures weighing on Sun at the time : Eclipse, Killcode, Moon, Lunar, The Star, Solar Flare, the Creator, I think Earth was also introduced just before everything went down, so Sun had a fuck ton on his plate at that point. And he says that! He was just tired of dealing with it all. So many things were happening, so many people hurting him and his family unendingly over and over and over, everything everything everything for MONTHS, no end in sight, and he snapped! Because everyone has their limits and no one can be a paragon in the face of such horrible things forever!

But I think Sun feels justified in killing Bloodmoon. It was necessary.

Based on all the information we have now, the justifications he set down in front of himself this episode I think Sun thinks what he did was the right choice.

Which is why, given the chance, he'd do it again.

And that's why this is SO

FUCKING

GOOD

Because it was necessary! Even after all this time, Sun believes what he did was the right thing. He knows, HE TELLS HIMSELF his own logical reasoning for it, reasoning that makes sense.

But that doesn't stop him from calling them excuses. Questioning himself.

You can do something and believe it was right and still question it. You can take an action and recognize that it was the only good, or hell, even just the ONLY action you could have taken and Still agonize over it. Lie in bed with it at night and roll over and have to sit with it. Cry over it. Regret it.

Did Sun do everything? Well, yes! He did! He did everything he believed he could have done at that moment with the information he knew. You can't conjure up information you just don't have. Bloodmoon wasn't going to change! He didn't want too! He'd made no attempt too! Sun says that! His repeated actions proved as much!

But... Maybe Bloodmoon could have changed. Did you really give him enough of a chance?

Killing people is bad! Sun knows this! He feels regret for how it happened! He is genuinely sorry Bloodmoon is dead, that it all got to the point where it had to happen! He feels awful for killing Bloodmoon!

But... is he really? Is he really sorry if he'd do it again? Did it really have to happen?

Yes! If Sun had let Bloodmoon go what was the alternative? Bloodmoon could have hurt Sun right then! He most certainly would have continued killing people for blood! If Sun hadn't done anything, would that blood be on his hands too for letting Bloodmoon leave? Would he have felt like it was his fault Bloodmoon kept hurting people when he had the opportunity to stop it? He saved all of Bloodmoon's future victims, people who would have gotten killed for sure because that's what Bloodmoon was! SUN DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE!

But... You don't know that. And you prevented the possibility of it.

And over and over and over.

It's this horrible cycle of 'did you really do enough' when Sun did all he could with what he had. The pros of killing Bloodmoon at the time, the justifications all came together to outweigh the cons of it, and Sun had no idea he'd be haunted by his actions. How could he? He wasn't a murderer before this.

All of it comes together to make him wonder if this apology is really real when he has such conflicting feelings about what happened. When his actions contradict his words and feelings.

He did it because he had too. He did it because it was necessary. But, by GOD it's fucking tearing him apart.

I talk about the trapping episode a lot. It's simultaneously one of my least favorite episode as well as being, in my opinion, one of the better lore episodes on the show. But I think about Moon telling Sun, "He couldn't change! He's DEAD!" all the time. I fucking love that line.

So it's really. I can't help but wonder if that line stuck with Sun all this time too. If that's where all this talk about the possibility of Bloodmoon changing stems from.

"How much did you really try?"

I realized while I was writing this.

Ages ago, I wrote down a thought about how it felt like Sun didn't really see Bloodmoon as a person? After he killed him?

This brought that idea back up, but that Sun did not see Bloodmoon as someone who was in control of himself.

So the whole thing I wrote down, all the way back when the direct consequences of Sun killing Bloodmoon popped up was this.

"I think Sun does not consider Bloodmoon a 'person'. He says 'I haven't killed anyone' and when Moon calls him out for killing Bloodmoon, he has to pause for a moment before he says 'He... was somebody that deserved it' but the slow way he says it feels hesitant. It's weird. There was also an earlier episode where Sun said that he didn't feel anything when he killed Bloodmoon. He has no regrets about it. It feels like they're really hammering that in."

Which was followed by a written exchange from the show

Moon: Who couldn't control it, like I couldn't!

Sun: Do you think that excuses it, still!?

Moon: Then how- I'm just as guilty!

Which makes the entire exchange about Bloodmoon not being able to control himself, as well as Sun beliving he's guilty all the deeper.

It also matches up with thoughts I had above which is cool.

But I have run out of energy to try and formulate cohesive written thoughts about this specifically. Just thought I'd throw it in here.

Just.

Urgh.

Good Episode.

"I would have loved to have another brother." Oh nooooooooooo. Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

That one hit. Oof that one struck home.

I started legitimately getting emotional when he popped into the room and was holding back tears. ASSURING HIMSELF he didn't enjoy it, didn't enjoy hurting them.

I had to pause the episode for a hot minute when he said he wished he was dead. Kudos to those of you who picked that out before hand. It caught me dead by surprise even thought I had seen people discussing that aspect of Sun's character before.

Interesting to consider that he is in fact possibly jealous of Moon resetting. That Moon doesn't have to live with his mistakes and consequences and Sun does. I'd love to see that particular line of characterization delved into further.

Sun steeling himself to act 'normal' when he's feeling so troubled kinda hit me persona-

AND HERE COMES THE OUTRO WITH A STEEL CHAIR FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU

#fafferchat #fafferlivereacts #sams #tsams #sams spoilers #tsams spoilers #sams sun #sams bloodmoon #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #look the outro popping in to be all goofy and mysterious after what was an emotionally tough episode was fucking hilarious #its always hilarious #its never not funny #im wheezing #tw suicide #tw sucidal ideation

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xekstrin · 1 month

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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :)#maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

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