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icequeen-07 · 2 years

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Hello! I Really Hate Your Face, u could say this about a lot of things he does but: Josh wtf, Bestie I just want one fic ONE FIC and 6 kids stuck in a minivan together for who knows how long please?

oooooooooooooooooo boy oh boy this is a lot u ready for this one? (my wips)

I Really Hate Your Face is just an amusing idea I had where Josh and Sam instead of being childhood friends are childhood enemies. They just get off on the wrong foot entirely but learn to tolerate one another because they both love Hannah and Beth. It was just a fun idea I had in a lil drabble/planning stages that makes me giggle thinking about Sam being taller than Josh at the start and then being so tiny at the end and he lords it over her. I dunno, you just don't ever see childhood enemies to lovers!

ooooooooooh my god lmfao u could say this about a lot of things he does but: Josh wtf is the dumbest spicy thing I could ever write. It's nothing smutty but I found something on reddit and HAD to write something short for Josh and Sam, and I do have a snip for this one!

He was watching her with rapt attention as she shifted away from the door, his butt up against his desk as she moved his legs apart to settle between them. His cheeks were pink, hands planted firmly on her hips. She snuggled against his chest, brushing light kisses against his cheek. She kept her voice light and airy, kissing his earlobe. “Do you want to know a secret?” she asked, letting him tilt his face to meet her in another kiss.

“Always,” he whispered, his hands finding their way up her shirt. His fingers were cold as he pressed them against her waist. His tone was excited, his hands even more so.

She tried not to squirm or laugh as her plot slowly started falling into place, piece by piece. Her hands paved a trail up the front of his chest, tangling and untangling his shirt as she led her fingertips up his throat. His head tilted back at her touch as she cupped his chin. His pupils were blown wide now, she had to fight her devious smile as she tilted his face to whisper in his ear again.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

like I said, it's so dumb, but it made me laugh and it's so them that I couldn't resist writing a lil something.

Bestie I just want one fic ONE FIC is a little Jossam + Chrashley holiday fic where the four of them are engaged in a gingerbread house building contest. It's fluffy and dumb and super fun.

“How hard is it to build the base of the house,” she groused, pinching the bridge of her nose as Josh let out a shout as the house, unsurprisingly, yet again, toppled over onto itself. She cracked open an eye in time to watch him bury his face in his hands as he mourned the gingerbread house.

“Don’t mock my pain,” he moaned in response, his voice muffled by his hands.

She shifted to sit on the counter, licking frosting off her fingertips. “I’ll mock your pain all I want, we’ve gone through three bags of frosting and I was the one who had to make more.”

And for the grand finale! 6 kids stuck in a minivan together for who knows how long the roadtrip until dawn au of my dreams. Hannah, Beth, Sam, Josh, Chris, Ashley all in the same car and there's a matchmaking plot hatched by the twins, Sam and Josh to get Chris and Ash to share a bed at the motel, but uh oh! The twins also hatched a plot to get Josh and Sam to share a bed ("*gasp* what do you mean the room keys were mixed up??? Who would do such a thing??") so it's just a lot of shenanigans and insulting Chris' old man music taste (take it out of my cold dead hands). Also fluffy and fun. I really loved plotting Chris and Ashley being dorky and sweet but neither of them wants to give up the chance to share a bed with the other in this context but it turns into sleepy, words-slurred confessions in the early morning.

“God Chris are you like, fifty?”

“Well, Josh, I thought your job as the navigator was to do the navigating! I didn’t think judging my taste in music was part of the job description!”

#until dawn #wips #wip meme #answered #asks #thank you thank you thank you!#I loved revisiting these old things <3 #a lot of them still make me giggle #the josh wtf one esp #its so dorky and fun #its as spicy as I can get without blushing lmao #thank you again <3 #suggestive #suggestive ish

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arcanadreams · 3 years

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That time you and your demon boyfriend went viral

hi yes hello obey me fandom!! my name is Gabbi and i have never played a single second of the actual game but i have read enough fanon content for the past year to have this idea swimming around in my head and now i am finally letting this accursed thing out of my brain and putting it in yours

also i’m only doing the brothers because any more than that and i’d have an aneurysm probably. oh and shoutout to @obeythebutler and @beels-burger-babe for inspiring me with their works to feel brave enough to write for this fandom

Lucifer:

You and Lucifer go viral on Asmo’s Devilgram story!

You’re in the kitchen helping Asmo with dinner duty and singing along to one of your playlists of human realm music that you like to show him.

Asmo starts filming your cute little dance while you stir the pot on the stove because you are just adorable!

About ten seconds into him filming, Lucifer appears in the doorway with quite the stern look on his face. You know, the one that comes right before a “MAMMOOOOOON” and strikes fear into the heart of all those with functioning eardrums. That one.

He opens his mouth, presumably to tell y’all to shut the fuck up, but then there’s a lull in the music and the eldest can hear your voice ever so slightly above the song’s vocalist and he freezes.

Man stops in his tracks like someone just smacked him in the face with a midair volleyball.

Asmo can be heard stifling a laugh behind his phone.

Lucifer’s face gets so soft and he almost, almost, loosens his metal-rod-through-the-ass posture before you notice him and give a little wave and ask if you and Asmo were being too loud like the considerate darling you are.

Lucifer clears and his throat and says something like, “No, you aren’t. I was just coming to check on how dinner is coming along,” and leaves, after which Asmo immediately presses the post button.

Screenshots of Lucifer’s heart eyes for you go absolutely viral because every demon on Devilgram goes absolutely feral for seeing the eldest demon brother lose his dignified composure. It becomes a meme template. “Get you someone who looks at you like Lucifer looks at MC” and “me at the delivery demon when he shows up with my spicy bat wings” posts become commonplace. (Asmo thinks the memes are totally worth getting strung up with Mammon for laughing at them.)

Mammon:

Much like Lucifer, you and Mammon end up going viral off Asmo’s Devilgram. (Noticing a pattern here?)

He pulls a silly prank on your asses and honestly I don’t know how you fell for it. But hey, they say “idiots in love” for a reason, so...

You and Asmo are sitting in the common room of the House of Lamentation just chillin. Well, he’s chillin, you’re on the floor studying for an upcoming exam.

The video starts in the middle of a conversation you and the avatar of lust were having.

“No, Asmo,” you say. “Mammon and I don’t use pet names for each other.” Now that’s just a darn lie, and every demon and crow within ten miles of Mammon and you together knows it.

“Really? I find that very hard to believe, MC.~”

You sigh in response to Asmo’s teasing. “Okay, he has a lot for me but I’m just not much of a pet name person, y’know?” The rest of the exchange goes like this:

“Oh, I totally get it.” *pause* “Hey MC, what do human world bees make again?”

“Honey.”

Cue a sheepish Mammon sticking his head in the doorway at the bluntness of your tone when you answered Asmo.

“Yeah, babe?” he looks like a puppy left on the side of a highway oh my god hUG HIM-

Asmo turns the camera back to his smug ass face and in the background you can be heard tripping on the damn carpet trying to get up and hug your mans. (”MAMMON GET OVER HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU” “W-WHAT? I THOUGHT YA WERE MAD AT ME?!?!?!?!”)

Leviathan:

Streamer Levi? Streamer Levi.

You guys go viral the first time you make an appearance on one of Levi’s weekly (insert cool Devildom streaming service name here) streams.

It’s completely unintentional. You had been asking him for weeks to play with him on there, but he’s the avatar of envy after all. He doesn’t like sharing his partner, even if it’s with random strangers who have no real access to you.

However, he has his stream on a Thursday instead of a Friday one week, and you come into his room carrying dinner because 1) You didn’t realize he was streaming and 2) No matter what he was doing, the boy needed to eat. It wasn’t unusual for you to bring him dinner, so you had no idea why he was blushing and stammering even more than usual this time in particular. Boy was speaking in beached whale trying to tell you what was wrong.

Then you notice his screen. Oh! “Hi chat!” You wave, setting Levi’s food down on his desk in front of his keyboard. “M-MC!” He full-on whines, slamming a hand over his mouth afterwards when he remembers his viewers could hear that.

Honestly, they’d meme the fuck out of him if it weren’t for the fact that they are FINALLY SEEING HIS HENRY!!! THE MYSTERIOUS MC!!!

Chat is bombarding you with questions while you make Levi eat dinner. And by make him eat dinner, I mean literally feeding this man forkfuls/spoonfuls while he games because you love how flustered he gets when you do that.

Does it impact his score? Absolutely. Does he care? Not really when you’re pampering him like that.

You start answering chat’s questions about you while he’s chewing so he can’t tell you to stop LMAO-

You’re a natural on stream. The VOD becomes the most popular on Levi’s account in a matter of hours and soon cute highlights compilations of you and him on that stream start making the rounds on Devildom Twitter.

Satan:

There was buildup to Satan going viral, similar to Levi in a way.

Satan does have a Devilgram, but it’s basically a white woman’s Instagram with added book reviews for variety. Unless you’re a reader his account is pretty boring: candles, books, fireplaces, and cats.

However, after you two started reading together fairly often he began posting pictures of your legs draped over his while you sat together. They’d always be captioned with vague ass pretentious literary criticism.

This goes on for months, and he gains a lot of (horny) followers after the leg pics start up. He doesn’t really get why but you both joke that it’s because you have some damn nice legs and I mean neither of you are complaining about the new following.

You two go viral when he finally shows your face, entirely by accident.

The post is a video, which is already strange for him and grabs attention. In it, you’re scoffing and reading an excerpt of a book, mocking its understanding of female anatomy.

“I’m quoting here, Satan: ‘her breasts bouncing around like giant pacmen.’ I’M SORRY?? THAT ISN’T HOW BOOBS WORK SIR. WHY ARE MEN ALLOWED TO WRITE?”

(fun fact that is a very real quote from a very real book I really read last month pls save me)

Originally the camera is focused on your body, with your head out of frame to protect your privacy, but your righteous anger made Satan laugh. Like, a real laugh. The one that makes you and everyone in earshot wonder if he truly was never an angel cause he sure as hell laughs like one but anyway-

When he threw his head back, his DDD angled up just a tad without him noticing, and your face was in view for like .2 seconds. Screenshots of it are making the rounds on Devilgram almost immediately: FINALLY THE LEGS’ OWNER HAS BEEN FOUND.

Satan apologizes profusely but you honestly find it funny and you two opt to just start taking selfies while reading with both of your faces in them from now on.

Asmodeus:

I’m gonna be real with you: you and Asmo go viral all the time. Pretty much everything Asmo posts can be considered viral because of his social media following and his status as one of the seven avatars of sin.

However, there are some fairly cute highlights to be pointed out among the times you were both featured in a post that blew up.

Your favorite is probably that time Asmo livestreamed on of you guys’ ‘Nail Nites,’ as you call them.

You’re both on the floor, doing your nails and kicking your feet back and forth while talking to chat. A lot of the questions are about your relationship, and there’s a lot of flirting back and forth between the two of you.

A particular clip of the stream does blow the fuck up on Devilgram, though, when someone screen records it and posts it with a bunch of heart emojis edited over it.

“’What colors do you think best describe each other?’ Ooo, that’s a good one, chat!” Asmo claps his hands together excitedly, making sure to be careful of his nails.

Pretty much everyone expected you to say pink, but you surprised both your boyfriend and your viewers when, after a pensive few moments, you replied with “Hmm...probably yellow or orange.”

“Can I ask why, darling?” Asmo tilts his head in confusion. I mean, yeah, those colors look good on him, but he doesn’t wear them often so he’s wondering about your thought process.

“Well, in the human world those colors often represent happiness, optimism, and positivity. You’re always the cheerful presence I need in my life when things get hard, so you have the vibe of those colors.”

Asmo proceeds to burst into tears and hug you, messing up both of your nails and prolonging the stream since you both have to start over. But neither of you particularly care.

Fun fact: Asmo has the clip that demon made of that portion of the stream saved on his DDD and watches it whenever he feels sad.

Beelzebub:

Beel and you probably go the most viral out of everybody. Like this moment is an entire phenomenon across the Devildom internet.

It’s a video, or well, multiple videos, taken at the end of a Fangol game that Beel’s team had just won. Everyone is cheering and going crazy, yourself included, and you just really wanted to congratulate your boyfriend.

So, like the rational person you are, you elect to climb up onto the railing of the bleachers and wave to get his attention.

You were absolutely fine up there, and sat all comfortably motioning Beel over to you. He notices, of course, and jogs over, standing right beneath you and looking up. (Back where you were sitting, Mammon is screeching like a hyena in heat and Belphie, who is laying down, has one eye open to glare at him. The youngest knows Beel would never let you hurt yourself; you’re fine.)

A bunch of assorted demons at the game has started filming while you were sat atop the railing since you were rather noticeable. Therefore, there’s a shit ton of different angles of the adorable events that follow:

You slide off the railing, landing right in Beel’s waiting arms bridal style. You’ve got this brilliant smile on your face as you pull his helmet off. None of the DDDs filming can hear it over the crowd noise, but Beel asks you why you just went through all that trouble and you tell him it’s because you wanted to tell him how proud you are.

Soft boy’s chest puffs up and he smiles this big cheesy smile at you reach up to run a hand through his hair. You feel him practically purr at the contact, and with a laugh you pull him in and plant a big ole smooch on him.

The crowd, at least those of them that can see, scream. Everyone is running high on adrenaline and happy emotions; something that cute causes a ruckus!! When you pull away Beel proceeds to put you on his shoulders and you celebrate with him and the rest of his team.

The videos of you two being adorable go completely viral and there are some threads dedicated to stockpiling every single angle taken of the event. Beel is completely oblivious to the attention but you have a lot of them saved on your DDD.

Belphegor:

If you think Belphegor has any sort of social media presence whatsoever then you are sorely mistaken. (Well okay he actually does run some anonymous troll accounts to meme on Lucifer’s posts but that’s neither here nor there-)

Therefore, naturally, you two go viral off of Asmo’s Devilgram.

Okay so someone in the obey me tag the other say headcanoned that Belphie will go out of his way to nap in ridiculous places and my brain really took that and RAN WITH IT.

So what happens is that Belphie will fall asleep in the fucking weirdest places. I’m talking on top of the fridge, underneath the dinner table, on top of bookshelves...you name it, he has slept there, no matter the effort it takes to get there in the first place.

And, ever since you two started dating, you would join him. Sometimes it involved putting yourself at risk of great bodily harm, but the little smile he gave when you he saw you fucking scaling the countertop to reach him made it worth it.

So anyway, since Beel adores the both of you to no end, he takes pictures whenever he sees you two napping together, whether or not it is in a crazy place. He sends these to the family group chat because he thinks they’re adorable.

Over a span of weeks to months, Asmo has built up a stock of images of you and Belphie cuddles up in seemingly impossible places. Once he has about ten or so, he posts a compilation of them to his Devilgram with some cheesy ass caption like “The things we do for love <3″.

They become a meme SO QUICKLY. Like UNBELIEVABLY quickly.

The picture of you and Belphie sleeping on top of a bookshelf, in particular, is a big hit. Memes abound.

“If my girl doesn’t climb up a bookshelf to cuddle my ass, she don’t love me.” “Get yourself a partner who scales bookshelves just to be with your ass.” Etc etc...Belphie doesn’t give a shit but you laugh at a lot of them so he sees that as a good outcome.

#IM SO HAPPY TO HAVE FINALLY WRITTEN THIS #obey me #my writing #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor #posts

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ak8shi · 4 years

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Iwaizumi + Terushima + Kuroo + Bokuto + Akaashi + Oikawa: their favorite places to kiss you

Part 2

a/n: I’m literally unsure of what this is but I’m sitting in a parking lot right now waiting for my sister’s summer class to get out so! Purely self indulgent lmao

warnings: none, just smooching

Iwaizumi Hajime

Iwa absolutely loves kissing you on your shoulders and collarbones !!

He thinks that part of your body is so delicate looking and beautiful, he can’t help himself

If you’re doing something in the kitchen, he’s definitely going to hug you from behind and press soft kisses to the skin of your bare shoulders

He will literally ask to give you a massage so he can just love on your body and shoulders get you a man!

If you wear something that reveals your collarbones it drives him CRAZY

As for your collarbones, if you’re cuddling on the couch, his head on your chest, he will not hesitate to leave a few hickies and kisses on the area left exposed by your loose shirt

Terushima Yuuji

When I look at him I know exactly where he would love smooching, and that’s on your hipbones and your freckles!

Ugh it doesn’t even have to be sexual, if you’re laying in bed and your shirt is cropped or slightly pulled up to expose your hips, he can’t resist

He will bend over and softly kiss bite the skin there, and he definitely runs his tongue piercing over it

He also knows it gets you in the mood and uses it to his advantage lmao

He also will kiss you anywhere you have freckles, like on your cheeks, on your nose, beside your mouth, on your arms, on your back, he loves them ALL

He will tackle you and leave kisses all over, as well as play connect the dots with your freckles

Kuroo Tetsurou

This man absolutely loves to leave kisses on the tip of your nose or on your neck!

He loves the fact that he can easily access your neck and make you squirm, and he knows exactly where to kiss to make you weak

not to get too nsfw but he will also lick stripes up your neck sometimes whew

You have to invest in some turtlenecks or something because he will definitely be leaving marks all over the column of your throat period

He leaves kisses on your nose when he catches you daydreaming or dozing off, he thinks its the cutest thing ever when you snap back to reality and blush

Kuroo just thinks your nose is adorable in general and if you’re the type of person who scrunches your nose, he will die

Bokuto Koutarou

Bokuto absolutely adores kissing your stomach and your forehead!

He will purposely pull up your shirt when y’all are lounging around to kiss your navel and he always ends up making you laugh, and you can always feel him smiling against your skin

He just loves how soft this area of your body is, and how he can also be laying on your stomach and he can just easily press some kisses there

He also attempts to give you butterfly kisses on your stomach but you end up accidentally punching him because of how much it tickles

Don’t even get me started on the forehead kisses... devastation

Bokuto can’t say goodbye to you without gently taking your head in his hands and kissing your forehead

If you’re cuddling with him, he will attack you with kisses all over your forehead and face, he thinks you’re so cute

Akaashi Keiji

Akaashi can’t get enough of leaving kisses on your cheeks and ankles!

Dude thinks your cheeks are the best thing in the entire world, they’re so soft and rosy and he loves the freckles on them, he simply can’t help himself

He doesn’t just peck them though; he leaves long, drawn out, indulgent kisses along your jaw, until he eventually reaches your cheeks, and he lets out a low hum when he feels you melt into him

Akaashi also thinks your legs and ankles are so beautiful !! If y’all are laying on opposite ends of the couch, he will wedge himself between your legs and bring your ankles up to his lips no hesitation

Tends to do the thing where he kisses you between words in his sentences ! “Hey,” *kiss* “baby,” *kiss* “how,” *kiss* “was,” *kiss* “your,” *kiss* “day?”

Loves doing this during spicy time too, and also loves kissing your face and cheeks too so he can hear you moan clearly

Oikawa Tooru

Oikawa is a simple man, he loves a good kiss on the lips, as well as smooching your thighs!

He’s a pretty physically affectionate person, and there’s just nothing that can beat kissing your lips to him

I think he would actually be a really good kisser, 10/10 would recommend makeout sessions with him

But he also likes the fact that he can show that he loves you so much with just a simple peck on the lips in public or in front of others

The thighs.. don’t even get me started,,, he will tease you so much and kiss up and down your thighs because he thinks he’s funny

He also will blow raspberries into your thighs and softy sink his teeth in ...when it gets a little spicy

Oiks just absolutely loves how soft your thighs feel under his lips

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stray-tori · 3 years

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An Innocent Sin & the good gay flashback ft. my descent into madness

I wasn’t sure if I should post this but I mostly want it archived so here we go. This is from like,, September?

So. “An Innocent Sin” is a dumpster fire unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember why I decided to read it. maybe I was crazy. Either way... I read it. It soon started to touch upon (very very outlandish) sexual abuse which I thought was interesting. (the angst, not so much some of the wack circumstances surrounding it)

ANYWAY. at some point... we have a flashback. And not just that. It has a gay character.

And it turns rly gay. which mind you, is still in a het smut manwha (that has a “gay” side couple, but still!)

And it destroyed me.

For those who want to read it because I genuinely think the flashback is a decent bit, it’s all the bonus chapters between chapter 77 and 78 I think. There’s a part before that too, but idk where exactly anymore. (It’s on lezhin! or your platform of choosing)

I don’t THINK you’ll need any other knowledge to get the flashback bit? but it’s been a while.

Below the cut (rip mobile users), you can read all of my amazing reactions (all of these were text messages, for context - but I took most of the replies and convos about other things out). Post is also tagged as long post. :))

(i’m serious, this is fucking long)

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Here I am. Liking the gay flashback character. Feck. Main dude is still straight but idk it's cute pff

This is a mess. The girl white hair likes, likes black hair, maybe, but thinks white hair is attractive

What just happened is sth I'd like to know too pff He's so cute tho omg. Watch me melt Can we stay in this flashback before everything got perverted af and before white hair gets assaulted all the time I would send an eyebrow emote if I could Context: he's asking he says it again

Ik it's not mutual but loookkk he's so sweet. He's kinda rude in present time, can't we stay in this flashback forever

I never asked for gay, never expected gay but I got gay

This story is trash why am I still reading it shdhhd

He caught his mom cheating. And now she's forcing him to watch??? What is thissss Well adoptive mom But still sudhdidu what Bitch how dare YOU exist

Save my babyyyy

Yay sister that's not yet a rapist to the rescueee

This flashback is actually just nicer in every way let's just stay here This is a super long flashback btw Idek anymore what triggered it

Okay I think I'm gonna make the sensible decision and let this dumpster fire rest and just go sleep

It was very wild. I kinda wanna see white hair get therapy but it has 90 chapters and I'm at like 30... So I'm very concerned this is gonna be very dragged out. Idek if it's even finished ahahsududi - but I do kinda wanna see where it goes and see more cute Noah (white hair) so. Here we are.

yeahhh like i was down for the sexual abuse angst but then the mother killed the adoptive son's mother bc the dad had a thing for her?? and it was someone a person studying with white hair knew and so he's investigating and I'm like how did this turn into a crime organisation kind of plot

hhhhhhh i... i appreciate these horny things also tackling abuse but it always kind of gives me weird vibes to have both, especially when its very horny. And when people are horny to people who've been abused. Idk but I'd assume... you might try NOT to tie them up if they're frequently bondaged during their assaults. I'm just.... disjdksdj hello?? am i weird?? why are they fine with it???

also this manwha is so wild, theres this murder mystery investigation thing and then theres just a couple doing honry stuff sprinkled in between and i'm like OKAY

they rescued a guy in their basement and he's understandably very traumatized and they're trying to question him cut to our main couple trying bondage which i still dont understand bECAUSE HE'S A RAPE VICITM WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS the ones questioning arent the main couple of course but idshkjds

like im glad he's somehow okay with all this horny stuff despite his trauma and im glad he can be happy and have a nice relationship but DO WE NEED THIS MUCH OF IT he's very cute tho

i like that even when i try other stuff lezhin recommends me it still has large amount of gay in it

[mei: i mean... that's pretty great, if you ask me]

I mean I agree, I'm enjoying the gay eheheh these tonal whiplashes there's not even that much white space between the panels fhjd nvm it just turned horny goddamn it can there be 1 chapter without fucking? okay, there were the flashbacks

WE ARE BACK IN FLASHBACKS but im not getting the gay relationship, sad

OH WAIT AM I GETTING GAY COMFORT bc thats very good too

OH NNOOO this turned sad very quickly

I'M SORRY IM SPAMMING BUT THIS IS JUST ANGSTY

I'M :((((

different species confirmed

I rly like them :((( I like the current girl too but it's just..... very horny with her. the flashbacks are nice [current tori edit: she’s very unloyal idk why i said I liked her] im weird HHHHH RIPPP

someone help him he looks so saddddd

not sure if thats the most healthy relationship but I'LL TAKE IT

AWWW black hair's mom cooks mild food for them bc Noah can't eat spicy food :((( im soft

PFFF

I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS :(((

awww

i feel like theyve done much more bonding than noah's current relationship. I mean yes I think its cute when she comforts him, too, but they rarely do anything besides be horny together

OH OH THEY'RE KISSING

best buildup, honestly

the position is hornier than I'd like later here goes hope it stays cute

D-did someone just respect the word "stop"??? I am amazed

i think you might uh. have some trauma stuff too so yknow

Dohye is a little dramatic in his reassurance but it's all rly cute so I'm :(( I like them a lot pls stay like this getting invested in flashbacks is always like: ik it wont stay but pls stay like this

hELP

chapters ending in "i wanna touch him" is never good. I'm scared. Oh okay he didnt do anything. PHEW. He's already better than the girl, can't they just end up together lmao

[Noah was jealous]

w-why do you look so evil dohye haukdhjs

oh. oh no. the horny is starting. pls dont... just be cute forever

DOHYE NO YOU WERE SO DECENT WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT KOREAN TRADITIONS TO GET HIM TO DO STUFF HORNY STUFF TOO NO PLS STOP I JUST- WHEEE TvT the manwha is actually less visually horny in the flashbacks but im not sure if its bc its BL which isnt rly the genre of the manwha or if its bc they're still kids basically, which... I'd respect the latter, tho I'd prefer it to be like this constantly haha

okay. he's not respecting stop anymore, but it's also more of embarrassed nature more than "no i dont want this stop" so maybe i can forgive it. Still losing points, but he hugged him and it was sweet so HHHHHHHHHHH NOT SURE HOW I SHOULD JUDGE THIS SITUATION

They [Noah’s family] forbid him to visit his friends house I AM DEVASTATED

understandable they're a rapist, a fucked up murderer mother and a father with a thing for younger women so

tho he dont know any of that but yknow he's so pretty just fucking end me on the spot

hooo

they are boyfriends and ik from the future that his sister is gonna ruin it allll she has those drugs that make visual imaginations feel like they rly happened to the person (dont know if thats real but holy fuck its terrifying) and she's used it before to say that Noah assualted her. and im pretty sure shes gonna use it again bc there was a panel of Noah remembering Dohye being uhhhh intimate with her and thats why Noah began to hate him and im so sad im not ready for it. bc he's denied it in the future and i honestly couldnt see it happening even before that or she drugged Dohye, i guess thats a possibility too

[current tori: oh girl, it’s neither and it’s wack]

which if, btich you gonna die even more enough rambling, more reading. this makes me so sad but also spicy

on the manwha note, he thinks Noah doesnt like his family bc he's adopted and doesnt feel comfy which....... fair enough i suppose. and he's so cute im gonna melt just looK AT THIS

SHUt UP, IM GONNA CRY

OH MY GODDDD he ate like ice and gum and all that, and Dohye assumed it was bc of the more spicy food and got rl worried, but he was just trying to get the smell out of his breath bc he wanted to kiss him ukhsdjs HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE HELLLOOOOOOOOO

look at them. LOOK AT mY BABIESSSS

how am i ever gonna care about the main couple again aww he-he wanted to go to the same highschool as him :((( im sad bc i know its not gonna happennnnnn

[mei: also at this point, you're literally never gonna care about them. i don't even know the main couple that well and i honestly don't care about them whatsoever.]

WAIT NO they're actually going to the same school awww ik it wont take long until sister fucks it up for them but for now theyre so sweet ohmygodddd

cant he move in with them, fuck his family honestly

dohye he's not a fucking pokemon iukhsdjs

oh. its. turning horny i am displeased with this development but i guess its natural for their relationship however COULD YOU DO IT AT HOME AND NOT IN SOME DUSTY SMALL ROOM how do ppl do this i like that the comments too are just "... is anyone still carng about the other girl?" sakjds

this is the best 3 panels in existence.

h-he just took your hand dohye idk what to tell you

[mei: "you blush at everything i do" god if that isn't me, idk what is]

awww its cute dohye is getting bonus points bc he invited Noah over while his mom wasnt home, they watched some sexual stuff and he DIDNT try to do anything what is this where can i get more of this

"well im not okay"

MY BABIESSSS

they still didnt do much btw they're just kinda exploring and its honestly nice TvT I dont want this to ever endddd

[Dohye sees Noah’s sister and approaches her] N O

N OOOO

this is the starttttt of something.......... TERRIBLEEEE

:((( babyyyy

I AM EMO

Noah was drugged im sure. hes having dreams and waking up in pain and the sister is asking doyhe over I DONT LIKE THISSSSSSS OH HE DECLINED

OKAY OKAY he saw him with her again but it was from behind and im not sure if it rly happened??? oh no this is terrible. Noah :((( poor child

i am so emo about this

[reminder he’s been abused TvT]

[the sister: “Don’t you want to know why?”]

i will. murder someone he called to ask her to delete his number btw what is this manwha but this is just gonna make it that more tragic when whatever happens that breaks them apart :(((

he's such a good bf but Noah just wont TELL him his side I'M SO SAD

I AM SO SAD

It cant end im actually tearing up nooo you were so cuteeee and happpyyy

[*sister is telling dohye to come to the gym hall*]

what else is she gonna do she already teared [current tori: ahem... T O R E] them apart THAT'S NOT DOYhE. THATS NEVER HIM. OH MY GOD. is it a look alike??? damn, she's dedicated to just. ruining it, huh

I’M

I’M SO SAD

now he's switching SCHOOLS NO NOOOOO how will i ever find happiness againnnn NO they're misunderstanding further they're not talking properly i mean i get it but oh my god

I'M :(((

NO NOOOO pls make up in the future at least omg he tried to clear it up tooo ahhh i dont even have hopes for them getting back together but i just i want them to clear it up im crying first manwha to make me cry and it's this dumpster fire ahaha maybe a little too bc it kinda hit a little close to home i guess but goddamnn ittttt they were so cuteee and so happy and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO. Noahs getting drugged and assaulted. And he's realizing it happened before, he just forgot. I am. so sad it's not horny drawn either which i appreciate but MY HEART NO

N O DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS WORSE

Im. gonna cry more

Doyhe kept an eye on him im so emo :(( but he thought he was doing well enough and gave up.... Im im so sad no i want you to make up and get back together its all just a stupid........... MEHHHH will i ever find sth like this flashback again

[mei: p-probably not, no]

i am so devasted i dont even wanna go back to the main couple just fucking. i want this relationship back :(((( but i guess the investigation might end up somewhere so hhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh the baker manwha had a similar flashback feeling so. i just gotta find more of that haha

BUT THIS WAS SO SAD??? im so emo

[Dohye got kidnapped // the flashback commentary stops here but I think my descend into madness is pretty funny too]

OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED. THE FLASHBACK WAS SO LONG I FORGOT. NOOOO SAVE HIM. JESUS CHRIST PLS JUST ONE GOOD THING

its. actually rly smart to have another, more focused on them flashback, before the arc where he gets kidnapped by the rapist murder household so. good job. from a meta perspective but also NO but also. maybe theres hope for them making up at least after all :(((

[main couple kissing] this is. very weird now. but im glad he has someone, he deserves it but dohyeeeee

and switching to sex, YET AGAIN now i wanna see this EVEN LESS THAN I DID BEFOREEEE it's even.... a threesome now with one of the other characters why are you like this why can't you be. like in the flashback i am so upset HAHHHHH WHEEEZEEEE

I am just stop fucking jesus christ PLEASE I DONT WANNA SEE IT ANYMOREEEEE

im just stop the horny pls just tell me who that new guy is and why doyhe likes him so much

[mei: this manwha is a fucking mess but at least we got your lovely commentary out of it]

dhsuksj thanks i feel honored at least i got cute BL out of it before everything went [back] to shit

[mei: THAT TOO]

[...]

tbh im getting kinda mad about doyhe... i dont... feel like he'd just fall instantly for a guy who looks like Noah... but eh not my character

i just want closure for dohye at this point, fuck everything else ... not literally pls theres already too much of that

pls get it together for like 1 chapter is the investigation even still happening i am so confused save dohye plEASE wait what i have less than 10 episodes left Dont tell me this shit isnt even wrapped up yet

[Dohye is having a breakdown over the Noah double not coming to see him anymore]

yeah i this... doesnt feel like Dohye... at all... Even when Noah was rejecting him he was just kind of... taking it with some humor and maybe he was a little desperate and risky sometimes but... oh well... i do want him to get better but... im having a hard time believeing this development??? he never seemed overly anxious or anything. but who knows what else they did to him. Sister can still go fuck off tho

[...]

i mean. i liked the flashbacks a lot honestly??? it stayed simple and focused on the dynamics and less trying to balance smut with murder plots

[dm partner: NO THAT'S WHAT I MEAN LIKE CLEARLY THE AUTHOR CAN MAKE A GOOD STORY SO I'M JUST... CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY DIDN'T STICK WITH SOME SOFT, FLUFFY BL ROMANCE MANWHA AND DECIDED TO MAKE WHATEVER THIS IS INSTEAD ]

okay i dont care bc dohye is currently getting assaulted nobody asked for this why i just. this is terrible. he was... so sweet. he doesnt deserve this. nobody does of course but jesus christ pls someone save him at least its not horny visually, one saving grace

ah... the assult is back to being depicted horny-ly thank you for nothing

[... removed some general confusion about the plot]

YES. SOME SHIP FOOD.

i am. suffering i mean i cant stop but GOD

okay so apparantly. the sister. has just an arsenal of people who look like other people Dohye, then Noah... and even Noah's GF??? this is ridiculous??

one good message

why

did you feel the need to add that [actual tired rage]

im gonna die this manwha is gonna kill me im laughing but im suffering oh hes arrested great and thats the end and the last update was in january of this year

why AS IN NOAH IS ARRESTED nobody who actually did anything is arrested What is this why is this AHHH I at least wanted the complete-ness of finishing this but now I'M JUST SUFFERING

[ mei: I MEAN TO BE FAIR I'D BE SUFFERING TOO BC JUST... WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE?? MANY QUESTIONS?? AND MANY CONCERNS BC THIS MANWHA IS JUST... AN EXPERIENCE ]

its an experience allright WELL

_______________

yup that’s it.

in my head, in a twist of events Dohye and Noah make up and are actual endgame. Something like that must exist out there but I won’t ask because it’d destroy the surprise and ruin the point.

That’s it.

Have a nice day.

#an innocent sin #dohye x noah #noah x dohye #long post #tori talks #tori has opinions #reactions #yes I do this often in our dms #poor mei #toriqueue

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bakugous-abs · 4 years

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How do you think Bakugo would do with an s/o that has a lot of plants lol. (Not necessarily their quirk, they just have em). Especially since he could accidentally set them on fire lmao

Aaaa I squeaked when I saw this request! I love plants so much and I plan to have quite a few when I move out lol. Hope you like it! This one is gonna be a bit on the shorter side so I can ease into writing again. - Bomb

Bakugou was usually aware of his surroundings at all times, and if not all then most, but with all these plants around, it seemed Bakugou had to be even more aware than he was before.

They dangled from the ceiling in pots with a homemade macrame cover (done completely by you which he had to admit was a little impressive.) Tiny succulents in clusters on the floor, sometimes being moved depending on where you thought they looked best that day (there have been countless times where he’s kicked a few down like bowling pins because he just didn’t see where they were.) Large leafy ones in the corners that seemed to branch out three feet into the area around it, grasping for something in the distance.

While he was willing to put up with these green nuisances for you, sometimes he just wished he could pop off a few sparks in his hand in his apartment without you howling at him about the safety of your plants. Half the time he wasn’t even near the damned things!

That was the current topic of your little squabble at the moment.

“I’m not even near them! I’m literally on the couch and there’s not a single plant within arms reach!” He shouted at you, standing up and using his arms for exaggeration about the lack of half-made salads in his area.

“But a stray spark could fly off you and catch one of them on fire!” You called back, holding a Fasciated Haworthia in your hands, in progress of repotting it from its store-bought plastic container.

“I have my quirk very well controlled thank you very much!” For emphasis, he let a few rounds off in his enclosed palms, smoke seeping out the cracks and flickers of light erupting from the dark catacombs. He was pleased to prove nothing left his hands.

You weren’t happy with that, but decided to let it go, not wanting this to escalate further. It really was a stupid thing to be fighting about, but plants were just… so precious to you. Tiny little things that just bloom and grow as they please! How cute was that?

The Haworthia in your hand was quickly moved to a slightly bigger pot, soil with fresh nutrients now enclosing your latest child. You picked it up and kissed the plants base, ignoring the grunt of your boyfriend from the next room over.

You grabbed a tag and string, tying it around the hem of the pot tightly and gave it a name. Deciding on something a little more American, you titled it, Julia.

Holding it in your palms, Bakugou watched as you held it with care and walked over to him, placing it in the center of the coffee table, giving him a stern look. He growled at the pink and green succulent.

“Why do you have so many of them. I could understand if they were with your quirk or something but it doesn’t.” He grumbled and looked at you as you went around the other side of the coffee table, picking up the remote on your way.

“I don’t know, Katsuki. Why do you insist on having nearly everything you have spicy?” You countered, plopping down next to him.

He simply tched and looked anywhere besides you, but was met with a sea of green and flecks of other color from the surrounding objects. A Philodendron immediately catches his eye, in a neatly woven basket, next to it was a jade plant sitting on the half wall separating the kitchen from the living area.

There wasn't a consistent theme with the plants or a flow of color, they were all just… there.

"Do the plants bother you that much?" Your voice piped up. He looked at you quickly, seeing a slightly hurt expression on your face.

His heart jumped a little. When he was younger he wouldn't have cared too much on how you felt. He was a blunt asshole, but since third year when you started dating, he realized that being that asshole wasn't gonna make this relationship thing work.

Sometimes he just… forgets that he has to explain his feelings first.

"No. I just don't want to have to limit my own quirk in my own home. And the fact that you're constantly telling me to stop, even when these green nuisances aren't anywhere near me, makes me feel fucking trapped. Do you know what I mean?" He paused, looking away for a second to pick up the one you had just placed down minutes ago.

"I don't understand why you like these things so much. I know that they make you happy, and that… makes me happy." He blushed a bit, looking away at the unplanned confession. "But I don't want to have to limit a part of me in the only damn private space I have."

You didn't speak for a while. You hadn't realize that's how you were making him feel.

"I'm sorry. I didn't realize that it made you feel that way. I just get worried sometimes. Your quirk could literally kill them." You looked at the plant in his scarred hand.

"I'm not gonna target the thing. The only thing that would hurt them is me tripping on them because you don't know how to keep a consistent room design."

"Hey!"

He chuckled, putting the plant back where you had it. "I can be careful." He activated his quirk again. "I'm not gonna do my fucking training routine in here."

This time you chuckled. "If you did i'd be sure to kick your ass myself."

He smiled and said nothing more, instead giving your cheek a short kiss as you turned on the tv.

#Anonymous

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theincompetentgenius · 4 years

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Hello can I get a match-up for Ikesen and Ikerev? I'm 5 feet 4 inches. My hair is light brown and medium. I have a pale skin. I have black eyes and Im tiny. Im an Introvert but I smile a lot. I dont like sweet stuff and I really like sour and spicy things. I become a blush mess when someone compliments me or when anything related to romance happens. I'm a little bit sarcastic but I choose my words carefully so I wont hurt anyone and they'll understand the joke and I'm pretty shy uwu thx

Aww you sound so adorable! You literally radiate uwu energy and I absolutely stan. Anywho, let’s get on with the matchup!

Ikemen Revolution

I’d pair you with.................. Fenrir Godspeed!

Yes, I know I’m being unoriginal because I went straight for the introvert x extrovert and never looked back. I’m sorry, but Fenrir is absolutely PERFECT. For a minute, I had Sirius pop into my mind. I mean, it would be so cute that he would take care of you. The two of you would plant flowers together, shower each other in compliments, and so on. But alas, I can’t separate you from Fenrir.

Immediately, Fenrir will start talking to you and that’s because he talks to everyone! He’s not afraid to start a conversation and it more than happy to show you the ropes around the Cradle. Almost immediately, the two of you would become really good friends.

Fenrir notices that you’re not the most extroverted, so he’ll always help you get involved in different events and meet new people! He’ll drag you across the Cradle, where the two of you can have the most fun. If you’re feeling overwhelmed or uncomfortable, Fenrir will happily leave and find something that you like.

Once you feel more comfortable around him, I can totally see the sarcastic canons coming in. He does so many stupid things that you have to throw a sarcastic comment. When you first do, he blinks in surprise as a wide grin spreads on his face. In retaliation, he’ll start chasing you around to give you a good noogie (do people even say that lmao EW). Now, it’s become a chain reaction: you say something sarcastic and Fenrir chases you around.

When Fenrir catches you in his arms, your head is against his chest. His accelerated heartbeat sends a jolt through your’s and your face turns bright red. Of course, our dense Ace of Spades would assume you were tired of running around. He’d ruffle your hair and let you go from his crushing embrace.

Although Fenrir is wild, he’s also a gentleman. He’ll be complimenting you every day about your outfit, your appearance, your attitude, and almost everything thing else about you. As your cheeks flush red from his kind words, he’ll throw in a compliment about your rosy cheeks as well. Good luck not being a stuttered mess after that.

Other Possibilities: Sirius Oswald, Edgar Bright

Ikemen Sengoku

I’d pair you with...................... Kenshin Uesugi!

Not going to lie, Masamune was the first person that popped into my head. Becoming a blushy mess when someone compliments you? Oh boy, you’d be as red as a tomato every day because Masamune would flirt with you nonstop. But its not like you’re completely powerless as you’d throw in some sarcastic comment to put him in his place. However, I spent some more time thinking and realized that Kenshin would be a better fit and I’ll explain why.

You must be wondering, you’re matching an introvert with a non-introvert? What’s going on? Are you alright, theincompetentgenius? Well, normally I HATE deviating from that trope, but Kenshin is my exception. Although you’re quiet, you’re not submissive and fearful. You’re not annoying and loud, but you can hold your ground when confronted. He respects that.

To be honest, you remind him of his bunnies. You’re small, petite, and super cute-- perfect to capture in a wooden cell. He’ll definitely have the urge to keep you all to himself, but I think you can change his mind without making him mad.

Although they don’t mention Kenshin’s spice tolerance, they do note that he’s a major fan of pickled plums! The two of you can eat them together as he washes them down with his sake. I’m not sure if you’ve reached the legal age of drinking (in the US, it's 21) or how much you can tolerate it, but expect to get somewhat tipsy or at least have a drink with him.

You’re the only person who can throw sarcastic comments at Kenshin without having a dagger at your throat. Actually, you’re the only person who Kenshin would NOT stab, so Sasuke likes to hide behind you whenever he wants to approach Kenshin (especially when Kenshin feels stabby).

Kenshin LOVES to spoil you. Although you insist that you don’t want anything, he notices when your eyes linger on that beautiful necklace or the ornate earrings. He’ll come back to the shop and buy all of them just for you. Some might say it’s expensive and excessive, but Kenshin could never place a monetary value on your love. He loves you too much.

Another Possibility: Masaume Date

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donnies-fake-eyebrows · 5 years

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IM STRESS and ANXOUS

im...im gonna make cute headcanons of me x april (1987)...

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April is 5′9 and im fucking 5′0 TALL GIRLFRIEND and she loves to use that against me (but its ok bc i can ask her to reach the top shelf ahah)

While she has a career at 25-26 (at one point it said she was 25-26 or a little older so im sticking with that lol) im going to school (and working retail for the time being but some teaching jobs so I try to cook for her after a hard day after running around catching stories or helping the boys fight aliens and all that lol

i can only make really good chicken dishes and pasta’s but shes so grateful *cries*

I know of the tmnt boys and poke fun at their little crushes on her but then they do the same to me where i get flustered and sputter and Raph is always the one to go “you’re her girlfriend?! Why are YOU getting flustered??” LISTEN she’s too good for me dammit DONT POINT THIS OUT

April will help me with editing and make my writing more exciting and thank god b/c my writing can be stale lmaooo

I would tell her that i love her voice like 24/7 and she will BLUSH AND THATS CUTE AUGH

I WILL TRY TO KISS HER AND SHE WONT LEAN DOWN WHICH IS RUDE WHY WONT HER TALL ASS LEAN DOWN I WANT A KISS

I tend to draw the turtles b/c i mean...why not and mikey would use that line “draw me like one of your french girls A LOT MIKEY PLS STOP LMAO but i will draw April from time to time if shes still for a long time (working on her reports) and when she catches me im just RUNNING OFF NOO DONT POINT IT OUT AAAAAAAAA

we can get into fights (we are both fiery personalities lol) but she would try to make peace first b/c i would be too embarrassed to make the first move lmaooooo

I would nickname her my “tall banana” or my “gigantic lemon” to piss her off b/c of her bright ass yellow jump suit but she would counter that with shit like my “teeny tiny sweetie pie” or my “itty bitty dumpling” we are horrible with each other lol

I eat a lot of spicy things and when April goes to kiss me she’s all “STOP eating these spicy food! I CANT KISS YOU WITHOUT DYING” listen April i love you but i need my Takis

#im a little ashamed of this but im calmer #i have a lot of stuff to do tonight and im stress #SORRY I JUST LOVE HER

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balancedpluto · 6 years

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All arcana asks ;)

I hate u so much Hayden. Putting it under a read more cuz HECK this is a lot. Also u can clearly tell Rose is my most fleshed out apprentice lmao. U can also tell when I started to burn out lol. THIS TOOK ME ALL DAY HECK

1. Name? Surname?Rose LaFontaineAaron (???)Lyra (???)

2. Any Family?Rose: she has a sister who’s 10 years older than her named Yvette, she’s a pirate. And her mother still lives in Fantasy France.Aaron: SO MANYLyra:….she doesn’t like to talk about it

3.Any Familiar?Rose: A bull mastiff named Mika who can change in size (so she can fit in a pocket or be the size of a horse, at her will)Aaron: A bearded dragon named Sir Slappy Skiddaddly the Third Lyra: A cute little rat named Pixie

4.Asra, Nadia, or Julian?Rose: JulianAaron: AsraLyra: Nadia

5. Best strength in magic?Rose: IllusionsAaron: Fire magic. Anyone who follows Eereree saw this coming.Lyra: the creation and manipulation of light

6. Favorite color?Rose: Maroon or light pink Aaron: Red. Surprise surprise Lyra: Purple

7. Favorite number?Rose: 69Aaron: 420Lyra: HOW DID YOU TWO ANSWER THAT SO FAST??? Uhh, 7?

8. Sexuality?Rose: BiAaron: PanLyra: Lesbian

9. Weird hobby?Rose: not really weird so much as unexpected for her, but she likes to sew and knit.Aaron: Weed lmaoLyra: Buying books but never actually getting around to reading them.

10. Favorite season?Rose: SpringAaron: FallLyra: Spring as well

11. Favorite weather?Rose: Sunny, but not hot.Aaron: Thunderstorms Lyra: Drizzly

12. Favorite place in Vesuvia?Rose: The Raven, or Mazelinka’s place. She loves that lady like she was her own grandmother.Aaron: The market. That pumpkin bread thoLyra: The palace library

13. How does their laughter sound like?Rose: Sober, its a soft almost teasing giggle. Drunk, loud cackling. Both are very charming in their own way.Aaron: LOUDLyra: giggling and soft snorting

14. How do they look like when they cry?Rose: She doesn’t cry often so when she does its…a lot. Loud gross sobbing often accompanied by yelling. Its not pretty.Aaron: Ghibli tears. You can’t convince me otherwise.Lyra: A lot of sniffling

15. What do they like to wear?Rose: Long dresses/skirts with low cut tops. Her brests are her best asset and she’s gonna show em whether you like it or not.Aaron: Tits out. That’s all u need to know.Lyra: Long, modest cut dresses with a corset. Very simple, but she always looke nice.

16. What are their fears?Rose: Fears? Don’t know her. (Actually death, which is…ironic considering the circumstances)Aaron: Abandonment. And cockroaches.Lyra: Rejection. The dark.

17. What do they like to do Friday night?Rose: put on fancy lingerie, get wasted, and play card games.Aaron: Blaze it lmaoLyra: (cuddling with Nadia) Reading

18. Do they use makeup?Yes. All 3 of them.

19. Favorite food?Rose: Mama LaFontaine’s crepesAaron: Spicy Vegetarian ChiliLyra: Cookies (technically not FOOD, but sweets are her big weakness)

20. Favorite drink?Rose: Rosé wine. Sounds redundant considering her name, but thats why she likes it. Growing up she thought it was named after her.Aaron: Just water, surprisingly.Lyra: Green tea

21. Zodiac sign?Rose: CancerAaron: Cancer Lyra: Aquarius(I dont care i have two apprentices that are the same sign leave me alone)

22. Day of birth?Honestly haven’t even thought if that lmao

23. Favorite movie?Rose: Heathers. She loves a bad bitch movie.Aaron: Shrek. Lyra: Not really a movie person tbh. She likes Disney stuff tho.

24. Favorite music genre?Rose: Classic rock or indie. Also has an interest in things involving old or obscure instruments.Aaron: Pop PunkLyra: Soft indie or video game soundtracks

25. Favorite song?Rose: Over the Hills and Far Away- Patty GurdyAaron: It’s Never Sunny in South Philadelphia-The Wonder YearsLyra: Youth- Daughter

26. Favorite TV show?Rose: Likes to watch cooking shows cuz its usually the only thing good onAaron: Doesn’t really do TVLyra: Also not really into TV, will put on like, QVC or something for background noise tho (im guilty of this)

27. What is their style?Rose: Like i said before. Long skirt, tits OUT.Aaron: Lazy but somehow manages to look hot? How does he do that???Lyra: Simple and modest, but always in pretty colors.

28. Any mental health issues?Rose: She has some anger issues, along with a tendency to bottle everything upAaron: hrrhgghh i haven’t gotten that deep with him WHOOPSLyra: Really bad anxiety

29. Any health issues in general?Not really?

30. Are they human?Yeah….or are they dancer?

31. Favorite book?Rose: She honestly can’t remember the last time she had time to read for fun.Aaron: Wtf is a book lolLyra: Don’t make her choose for the love of god

32. Favorite book genre?The person writing these questions assumes I know books lmao

33. Favorite time of the day?Rose: SunsetAaron: Early afternoonLyra: Like, really early morning. My sweet child why are you awake this early

34. If they weren’t a magician, who would they be?Rose: A pirate like her sister. Unless this is meant as like a modern AU then she’d probably sew and knit cute things and sell them online.Aaron: Probably a video game youtuber tbhLyra: Not much different, only she’d run a little mom and pop knick knack/ book store instead of a magic shop

35. Do they believe in ghosts?Yeah

36. Do they believe in aliens?Kind of?

37. Do they like sports?What is this…sport you speak of?

38. How do they look like?Sexy

Rose:

Aaron:

Lyra:

(art by @willowwish64 )

39. What is their biggest motivation to solve the Lucio’s killer mystery?Rose: To clear Julian’s name Aaron: To make sure it wasn’t him and he just doesn’t remember. I mean…fire is kinda his thing, so…Lyra: To put Nadia’s mind at ease

40. What do they think of Lucio so far?Rose: “He’s an asshole.”Aaron: “Goatman! Fuck you, goatman!”Lyra: “I can never look at a goat again without feeling terrified”

41. What do they think of Nadia so far?Rose: “She’s the kind of woman I strive to be. I have so much respect for her.”Aaron: “A smart, capable woman. Also really hot like wowie.”Lyra: “She’s so amazing and so beautiful and i don’t know why she likes me so much, I’m so dull compared to her and-” (this can go on for hours)

42. What do they think of Asra so far?Rose: “A great friend and mentor. I’d do anything for him.”Aaron: “He’s like…a human sheep…but really skinny…imagine hugging cotton candy filled with bones…its amazing. Also dat ass.” (He loves him but he’s bad at serious answers)Lyra: “A close friend to whom i owe my life”

43. What do they think of Julian so far?Rose: “Oh, Julian. How do i begin to describe how i feel about him? I’ve never met someone who’s so smart and witty yet so dumb? And he’d do anything for you but doesn’t think he deserves the same, even though he does. And, well, i could go on but the long and the short of it is, I love that idiot.”

Aaron: “He’s like a taller, hotter version of me AND IM SO PISSED”Lyra: “he sure is…something”

44. What do they think of Portia so far?Rose: “My future sister in law???? I love her so much! ”Aaron: “She’s…so small…my god im surrounded by small people”Lyra: “She’s so lovely!! She’s like my best friend!”

45. What do they think of Muriel so far?Rose: “He…doesn’t like to talk much does he? And he’s so…TALL. Makes you wonder about…things.”Aaron: “Him big. ”Lyra: “He…kind of scares me a bit? ”

46. Do they like animals?OF COURSE

47. Are they allergic to anything?Nope

48. Do they have any talents (except magic)?Rose: Again, she’s really good at sewing/knittingAaron: He can lick his elbow. And he shows off his “skill” to everyone. Charming i know.Lyra: She’s really good with animals

49. Do they get drunk easily?Rose: No, she can hold her liquor pretty well. She usually just gets tipsyAaron and Lyra: YES

50 .What is their personality type?*fart noises*

51. What is their worst negative quality?Rose: She tends to dodge any question that’ll make her show any negative emotion. Being with Julian is kind of helping her with that, since he needs her support and she feels okay talking about this stuff with him. Also she tends to be kind of overly sexual. She doesn’t really mean to, it just happens.Aaron: He tends to take serious things as a joke sometimes.Lyra: She likes to just, avoid people. She’d rather just be alone by her own choice than face rejection.

52. What is their best positive quality?Rose: She’s like a mom? You wouldn’t think that on the surface, but she’s actually really warm and motherly.Aaron: So fucking funny.Lyra: She has a heart of gold

53. What is their position to fall asleep?Rose: She likes to fall alseep with Julian resting his head on her chest and petting his hair. Motherly instincts, i guess. Also it’s the only surefire way of making sure he sleeps. If she’s alone, on her stomach or side with her arms under the pillow.Aaron: Starfish. Asra just has to deal with it, i guess.Lyra: Curled up with Nadia. It’s where she feels safest.

54. The most uncomfortable moment they ever experienced?Rose: (spoilers) Finding out she died. Considering death is her greatest fear, it was especially hard for her to swallowAaron: When his brother found out him and Asra were fuckin…and he found out his brother and Nadia were fuckinLyra:…..

55. Their happiest memory?Rose: When she first came to Vesuvia. It was kinda scary, but there’s SO MUCH TO SEE!!Aaron: Getting Slappy. Lyra: Finding out Nadia likes her back. She nearly fainted.

56. Do they blush?Rose: Not really, if she does its hard to tellAaron: SometimesLyra: YES

57. Are they clumsy?Nah

58. Do they like jokes? Of course, they’re people, arent they?

59. How do they flirt?Rose: VERY direct. She’s not afraid to let people know what she wants.Aaron: “Hey cookin’, what’s lookin’?”Lyra: oh god she’s so bad at it help her

60. Favorite fruit?Rose: StrawberryAaron: Orange Lyra: Kiwi

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Jaden nd bastion for that domestic ask thing? >:3c

THE OTP YES i have so many feelings and everyone needs to hear me sob over the nerd baby and his superhero

also that icon is the content i look for on this hellsite well done

who is the big spoon/little spoon Jaden is the little spoon!! he prefers being the big spoon tbh he likes curling up against bastions fuckin ripped back but jaden always falls asleep first because he has to get this twelve hours or else he will be a grumpy boy but bastion?? bastion stays up all night drinking coffee and doing god knows what bc he’s the type of guy thats like ‘hey jaden im gonna go read a bit before i got to bed’ and then he fuckin stays up all night because he has no self control lmao so when it’s like 3am and he’s finally put down his book or finished dicking around on the computer he finally gets in bed and he doesnt want to wake up his husband (yes theyre married in my mind ok im love them) so he just lays down and pulls the human kuriboh to his chest and falls asleep

what is their favorite non-sexual activity the standard answer is Card Games but besides dool masters they like to go on drives and look at stars and talk abt whatever. bastion is a chemical engineer and jaden’s his professional duelist trophy husband so they dont get to be together as much as they want bc jaden’s tournament schedule so when they’re together they gotta make it count u know so bastion will pick jaden up from the airport and they’ll just start driving out of the city talking about DM or what bastion’s been up to or whatever’s going through jaden’s mind (an enigma lmao) and then when there are no more streetlights to make it difficult to see the stars they’ll pull over and lay on the hood and cuddle and keep talking. it’s like 4am before they finally go home and since they’re going to sleep at the same time jaden finally gets his chance to be the big spoon

who uses all the hot water in the morning getting jaden to shower is a fucking struggle he’s like a cat. living in the slifer dorm made him accustomed to being a generally gross person in general so he lives off dry shampoo and body spray so he doesn’t smell like hassleberry after a workout so that leaves bastion to take all of the water because he showers every morning after his run and insists on h is hair being perfect and well taken care of. like the guy has at least five different hair care products in the shower at all times while jaden, even though he’s dumb thick rich, buys that 3-in-1 crap he and syrus used to make stretch for a month back in college. jaden is also known to stick his kuriboh hair under the sink and shake it out like a dog because he is a gross boy that usually gets up about ten minutes before he has to leave so there’s no time for an actual shower and we’ve gotten away from the actual question but the tldr is bastion stands under the hot water he’s got one of those mirrors to shave in the shower while he’s doing his deep conditioning treatment and has a pore strip on his nose for beautiful ™ skin

what they order from take out this one ties in a lot to my sageshipping BrOTP headcanons (on god there needs to be a brotp ask so i can scream to the world my love for bastion/alexis friendship) but the bit of background is that bastion and alexis would always order from this indian place that was open real late at night when they were in grad school together (no delivery at duel academy cause its an island u know) so it has a special place in his heart. jaden is a wimp when it comes to spice but since bastion loves it they order it anyway and the people that deliver the food know to make it wimpy baby spicy for jaden so he doesn’t end up sweating half his body weight up and crapping out lava four hours later

what is the most trivial thing they fight over oh god they dont fight a lot because they love and appreciate each other’s eccentricities but if they’re going to fight its going to be over who’s doing the driving. they both love cars, bastion likes taking it apart and modifying them and whatnot and jaden likes the aesthetique (though his aesthetique is painting flames on a corolla jaden u lil shit smh) and they both like to go fast so when they go out they bitch abt who gets to drive. bastion tells jaden he doesnt appreciate the feel of the machine and jaden says bastion drives like a fucking old man so they end up settling the matter with rousing game of rock paper scissors

who does most of the cleaning NEITHER OH MY GOD theyre both total slobs. bastion’s desk and home office is covered in his notebooks and duel monster cards, his walls covered with god knows what (formulas, dates, to-do lists, grocery lists) the guy just grabs the sharpie and starts writing because he’s afraid of forgetting something if he doesnt get it down right then. jaden lives in filth he has three day old bowls of cereal at his desk and uses used napkins as tissues he is certifiably NASTY. anyway they hire a housekeeper to make sure the entire house doesnt fall into disarray and she’s like their surrogate mother making sure they eat more than takeout and coffee and making sure the house smells nice. they call her Mama Cheryl (good middle aged mom name) and she’s the embarrassing mom at jadens local tournaments the kind that prints out huge pictures of his face and wears shirts with Neos on them and cheers for her boy v loudly. again we’re away from the question but i have a lot of headcanons abt this i’ll probs put in my dissertation lol

what has a season pass in their DVR hmmm this is an interesting one…i like to think jaden loves crime shows because they’re heroes and he likes watching the good guys ™ win in the end. his favorite show is psych (which u all should watch its hilarious) but since that ended a while ago he’s been in to criminal minds and SVU because he likes watching the really diabolical criminals get caught. bastion never knew his mans was into such dark stuff until he opened the season pass thingy and got quite the heart attack because he thought jaden was all butterflies and flowers and funny stuff but bastion had to learn the duality of man the hard way. bastion doesn’t watch television that much but his guilty pleasure is vikings on the history channel and stuff on the discovery channel because he loves learning what a nerd

who controls the netflix queue jaden is the one that likes to watch netflix the most but i wouldnt say he’s in control per se. they’re usually down for watching what each other likes but in the end jaden will sometimes end up superseding bastion because dammit bas we are not watching a documentary about the dead sea scrolls you dont even believe in god and bastions like fine youre cute we can watch Castle (even though thats not on netflix but i wish it were)

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working jaden. jaden all the way. bastion brings up a a wikihow article about how to fix the hvac system and he’s like I CAN FIX THIS and jadens like ily babe but you work with chemicals not with this kind of thing ur gonna break it like the time u tried to fix the sink and fuckin clogged the shit out of it we are calling Cheryl and Cheryl’s like jaden im a housekeeper call someone who actually does this for a living. anyway while theyre waiting for the professionals to get there bastion tries to demonstrate he knows what he’s doing he is smort by writing the steps and shit on the wall and jadens like youre so cute but no dont touch the heating system. he has to distract his lil nerd by asking him about what deck he should use for his next tournament or what the probability of drawing three polymerizations on the first turn is and bastion loves talking about math so jaden keeps asking questions until the system is fixed (he doesnt remember much of bastions mathematical explanations but bastion looks so cute with his eyes all bright and shiny talking about statistics)

who leaves their stuff around BOTH they are slobs. jadens a bit worse if we’re being honest because while bastion leaves his papers and cards around schmaden schmuki leaves his underwear and food and cups in the living room and is prone to stripping off his clothes for one reason or another and just laying on the couch watching ESPN with his goddamn pants on the floor and saying they were constricting his knees or some shit when bastion asks why he feels the need to be half naked all the time. bastion had his own room in college so he doesnt quite understand why jadens comfortable just answering the door with a trail of clothing behind him because most people that dont know him assume he’s been getting bizzay but nah he just be Like That

who remembers to buy the milk jaden do because he drinks milk in his coffee. bastion drinks it black so if theres no milk its like eh whatever but jaden is a mess without his caffeine and he hates how bitter and gross it is when theres no milk in it so even if jaden’s not the one going to the grocery store he’ll write it on the wall so bastion will remember it because his mans dont check his texts that often but anything on that wall he fuckin remembers and jaden doesnt understand why he be Like That

who remembers anniversaries both! they are dumb thick in love with each other and they like to plan little things to do for the anniversary of their first date, when they made it official, their wedding, etc. jaden is much more extravagant and will do something like jump on the bed until bastion wakes up and then drag him out for breakfast and get atticus to sing a really off-key renditions of classic love songs and bastion blushes so hard and its so cute it should be criminal lmao. bastion will get jaden a cute little gift like one of those pictures where the artist takes a photo and paints it so they can hang it on their wall. or bastion will fine tune his duel disk or get him a new card for his deck. they are in big gay love and i love them so much

thanks for this ask on god i just wrote 1800 words of tutorship feels i have a problem lol

#sailorspencer #ygogx #the boy #bastion #the otp #tutorshipping #i had sooo much fun writing this im love fluffy domestic tutorship boys

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Bad Things (Negan x OC) Chapter 4 - That’s Doctor Smart Ass to You

Summary: Elizabeth is The Sanctuary’s doctor and Negan surprises her one evening when he gets injured and needs her help. She’s definitely attracted to the dark haired leader, but she was hurt by a man from her past. Will she let go of it and follow the dangerous man?

Pairings: Negan x Elizabeth (OC)

Warnings: Swear words, Some violence, Negan (He’s an automatic warning lmao), Talk of wounds, some fluff.

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“Morning El.” Tommy said as Elizabeth walked cheerfully into the infirmary, practically skipping. “No scrubs today, boss?”

“Nope. I'm going on a run today.” She had opted for dark blue jeans and a gray long-sleeved shirt. Elizabeth waltzed over to the cupboards and pulled out the supplies she would need to clean Negan’s injury.

“Is that why you’re so happy? You’re practically dancing, El. Would it have anything to do with the man in the leather jacket that should be here any minute?”

Elizabeth dropped the supplies on the tray beside the exam table, feeling a blush creep its way over her cheeks.

“What? Tommy no! I’m just excited to get out is all. Spend a few hours not being a doctor.”

“Mhmm, sure. Hey, what did he mean yesterday when he said he’d stop by your room for ‘another show’? Did you two do something?” He leaned against the sink smirking and raising an eyebrow.

“God no! I had just gotten out of the shower and the asshole wouldn’t leave so I could get dressed. He just stood there. So… I got dressed.” Elizabeth hopped up on the exam table as Tommy’s eyes widened and his jaw dropped.

“Elizabeth! You didn’t!”

“Well what else should I have done? It’s not that big of a deal.”

Tommy smirked, his eyes narrowing “You’re into him.”

“I am not!” she huffed.

Tommy walked over towards her, “You totally are, El!”

“Tommy!”

Just then the doors to the infirmary burst open and the man in question strolled in, wearing a white shirt, black cargo pants and his signature leather jacket, Lucille propped up on his shoulder. Realizing she was staring, Elizabeth cleared her throat, feeling herself blushing again.

She hopped off of the exam table and waved her arm, motioning for Negan to sit.

“Mornin’ doc.” He smiled at her, showing a line of straight white teeth. She smiled tightly walking back over to the cupboards to retrieve a pair of gloves. When she turned back to Negan her mouth went dry at the sight of him pulling his shirt over his head, revealing his tan, muscled torso. Her eyes wandered to the tattoo on his chest, then to the other tattoos on his arms. “You fuckin’ checkin’ me out, doc?”

Elizabeth ignored him, pulling the gloves on and walking towards him. She removed the white bandage on his shoulder and set about cleaning the wound.

“So, doc, you gonna tell me about these fuckin’ places my guys should be lookin’ for your fuckin’ medical shit?”

“I’ll know it when I see it.” she said with a smile. “Where are we going?”

“Town about an hour away. There’s a fuckin’ mall that doesn’t look like it's been cleaned out yet. It’s full of dead fuckers though, so I hope you have good fuckin’ aim.”

“I get a gun?” she smiled cutting pieces of tape.

“No. You get a fuckin’ knife.” Elizabeth dropped the scissors and gaped at him.

“What? Why not?” she picked up the white bandage and began taping it over the cut on his shoulder.

“Because were too fuckin’ excited at the thought of having a fuckin’ gun.”

“So?” she tosses soiled cotton pads into the trash bin. “Just because I'm excited to go out doesn’t mean I can’t handle a damn gun.” She pulls her gloves off, throwing them away, then walking over to the sink to wash her hands. “My father was a Marine. I had perfect aim by the time I was 17.” She dried her hands more aggressively than was necessary. She turns and leans back on the counter, crossing her arms and glaring at Negan.

“Christ, Doc. I was fuckin’ jokin’.” He stands and pulls his shirt on, then walks over to Elizabeth, until he’s a breath away from her “Yes, you get a fuckin’ gun.” He puts his hands on the counter on either side of her body, trapping her in place. Elizabeth’s brown eyes locked in on his hazel ones, her mouth going dry at the closeness of the man. He dipped his head so his mouth was close to her ear, his breath ghosting over her neck, cause goose bumps to rise on her skin. “You get to prove your fuckin’ worth by helping us clear out the living dead fuckers.” he whispers, his scruffy facial hair tickling her cheek. She took a deep breath inhaling his scent; leather, mint, and something spicy.

His words weren’t sexy in the least, but for some vapid reason, Elizabeth found herself aroused.

She brought her hand up and pressed it flat against his chest, feeling the warmth of his toned chest through his shirt. “When do we leave, Fearless Leader?” she whispered, clearing her throat and pushing Negan away from her, then stepping to the side to put some distance between herself and the man.

Negan walks back over to the exam table, pulling his leather jacket on and picking up Lucille. “We leave in thirty, doc. I hope you got your fuckin’ big girl panties on.” He strolls out of the small infirmary, whistling.

When the doors snap shut, Elizabeth lets out a breath she didn’t know she was holding.

“What the hell was that?” Tommy screeches from the cabinet next to the exam table where he was folding blankets.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Tommy.” She replies putting on her best poker face.

“Elizabeth!” He crosses his arms

“Thomas!” She retorts, mirroring his actions.

“I could taste the sexual tension, El. And the whispering, the leaning into each other... “

“Stop! There wasn’t any sexual tension!” she walked over to him, helping him fold the blankets. “And if you taste anything, it’s Simon’s dick.” she smirked, bumping his hip with hers.

“EL!” he looked down, his cheeks turning red. “I didn’t know that you knew!”

“Of course I know Tommy! He comes in here for you to bandage the most minor of cuts! I can taste the sexual tension!” He elbowed her in the ribs, making her laugh.

“Oh my god, El. Does anyone else know?”

“Arat does. But I don’t think anyone else does.” he dropped the blanket he was folding on the exam table, gaping at Elizabeth. “Relax Tommy! At least you’re getting some action.”

They continued folding the rest of the blankets, Elizabeth’s thoughts starting to drift to the leather-clad leader, when Tommy interrupted her thoughts; “You know, I think Arat is into you.” It was Elizabeth turn to gape at him, “No I’m serious! You two should get together. Not like a relationship or anything, ya know. Just… Some fun.” He smirked, winking at her.

“Right. I gotta go Tommy. Don’t want them to leave without me.”

A little while later Elizabeth found herself in the front seat of a rusty delivery truck, Arat on her left driving, and Negan on her right, whistling an unnecessarily happy tune. She had never been fond of car rides, longer than the 15 minutes it took her to get to work; they made her restless. But today she was absolutely giddy; excited to be going somewhere and helping people, so excited that she didn’t notice she was bouncing her legs until she felt a strong hand grip her knee.

“Will you cut that shit out? It’s worse than a damn five-year old going to a fuckin’ family fun center.” Negan sighed, not letting go of her knee.

“What? I’m just excited. I don’t get out much these days. I spend the majority of my time stitching up dumbasses who let some idiot get close enough to take a piece out of them.” She let out a small smile peering up at him through her lashes.

She was about to say more when a building caught her attention down the road. She squinted “There!” she chirped, placing her hand over Negan’s, still on her knee.

“What?” he said glancing down at their hands.

“Look!” She said, pointing at the building with her other hand. “Arat, pull over.”

When the truck came to a stop on the side of the road Negan looked at the building, then looked at Elizabeth like she’d grown a second head.

“You want a fuckin’ tattoo, doc? I thought you came along to look for your fuckin’ medical shit.”

She pulled her hand away from his and elbowed him in the ribs softly, “No. Just trust me.” he stared at her, one eyebrow raised, and opened the truck door, getting out and holding a hand out to help the blonde woman. “I can get out on my own, Fearless Leader. I’m wearing my fuckin’ big girl panties today.” she mimicked his words from earlier, hopping out of the truck and pulling up the waistband of her blue, lacy underwear. She flashed him a cheeky grin and started walking toward the tattoo shop but was cut short when Negan grabbed her wrist.

“Now hold the fuckin’ phone, doc.” he pulled a walkie-talkie from his belt and clicked the button, “Simon. You guys keep going. Start clearing out the dead fuckers. Doctor smart-ass and I are gonna visit this tattoo parlor here. If we aren't there in 45 she got us killed. Got it?” he looked down at Elizabeth, grinning and biting his lower lip.

‘Crystal, boss’ Came Simon’s reply a few seconds later, as four trucks drove past them.

Negan released Elizabeth’s hand and pulled the door of the truck open, then opened the glove box, pulling a gun out. He slammed the door shut and turned to her, slinging an arm over her shoulder and handing her the gun.

“Lead the fuckin’ way, Liz.”

“That’s Doctor Smartass to you.” She says striding away from the man, towards the tattoo shop.

“God damn, doc.” He said leaning back, watching her stroll towards the building. “Arat. Let’s go.”

Negan caught up to Elizabeth with long-legged strides. They peer into the dirty glass windows, not seein’ any signs of life, well, death.

“You sure about your fuckin’ hunch, Doctor Smart-Ass?” He lifted Lucille, banging the barbed end against the window. “Doesn’t look like there’s shit inside.”

“I’m sure.” she said, jiggling the door handle, finding it locked.

“Step aside, doc.” He stepped up to the door, lifting Lucille above his head. “Watch my form.”

He swings the bat down with a grunt, hitting the doorknob, knocking it out of place, falling to the ground with a thud. He kicked open the door with his boot. “After you, Liz.”

She stepped inside the dark and dusty tattoo shop, gun drawn. The shop looked completely untouched, a layer of dust covering everything. In the front of the shop there was a desk, random drawings strewn about, a display case filled with piercings and a tall table with bar stools around it. Elizabeth walked further into the building, down a dark, narrow hallway, finding two doors, one closed and one slightly ajar. The closed door was closest so she chose that one first, glancing back at Negan.

She turned the handle, glad to find the door unlocked, and pushed it open. Stepping into the room, she was startled by three staggering figures on the far side of the room, letting out a yelp, drawing their attention. Letting instinct take over, she drew her gun and fired three quick shots, taking down the walkers before Negan or Arat could react.

“God damn, doc.” Negan said grinning at her. “Remind me not to fuck with you when you have a gun in your hand.” Elizabeth smirked at him and tucked the gun into the waistband of her pants at her back, and walked over to a countertop with a set of cabinets below it.

“Do we have something to put stuff in?” She said raising an eyebrow at Negan.

“Arat. Go find Liz a fuckin’ box somewhere.”

Damn. Elizabeth thought to herself. I hadn't planned on being alone with him. She hoped Arat would find a box quickly.

On the countertop, there was a bottle of hand soap, always handy, a roll of paper towels, not vital, but they certainly could be used to pack a wound if necessary, A pair of scissors, and a box of latex gloves that was about half full. She set the items aside, and went about looking in the cabinets above, finding them mostly empty except for a few different tattoo magazines.

She realized that during her search, Negan hadn’t said a word to her, which was very odd for him. She turned to face him, and was startled to find him staring at her.

“Are you gonna help, or keep staring at my ass?”

“Do you have any tattoos, doc?” What?

“I don’t see why that’s an important question.”

“It’s not.” he said, crossing the room, standing a few inches away from her. She took a deep breath, inhaling his intoxicating scent.

“Then why did you ask?” she crossed her arms over her chest.

He stepped closer, and Elizabeth took a step back, but couldn’t go further because the counter was behind her. He took another step and placed his hands on the counter behind her, trapping her in place like he had just a short time ago in the infirmary.

“Cause I wanna know.” He said with a wolfish grin.

She felt her heartbeat quicken. What’s wrong with me?

“Yes.” Her breath caught in her throat when Negan, ever so slowly, moved closer to her. Shit. He’s gonna kiss me.

She wanted to want to move away. To turn her head. But she couldn’t. She simply did not want to. She wanted Negan to kiss her. But he has wives. Plural. Multiple.

She tilted her head up towards the taller man, silently asking him to kiss her.

Just then, the door to the small room opened, causing Negan to take a couple steps back to glare at whoever dared to interrupt them.

“I found a box, boss.” Said Arat, holding up a cardboard box.

“Great.” Negan said clearing his throat and taking the box from her. He set it on the counter and placed the items Elizabeth had found so far inside. I’m gonna go check out that other fuckin’ room.” Elizabeth nodded at him, turning to the counter, bending to look in the lower cabinets.

A grin spread across her face at the sight in front of her. 12 boxes of latex gloves, and 9 large bottles of rubbing alcohol as well as several rolls of paper towels. She put as much as she could fit in the cardboard box and turned to Arat smiling, “We can carry the rest.”

They pulled into the gates of The Sanctuary and Elizabeth let out a tired sigh. When the truck pulled to a stop, Negan swung open the truck door and hopped out, offering Elizabeth a hand to help her out of the truck. She took his hand and slid from the truck slowly, her joints sore from sitting in the truck for so long.

“I’ll help you get your shit up to the infirmary.” Negan said to Elizabeth before turning to Dwight and Simon, who had just walked up to them. “Get the rest of this shit inside.” The two men nodded and walked away towards the other trucks.

Negan placed a hand on Elizabeth's back and walked with her to the back of the truck they were in. He opened it up and handed Elizabeth a box, then took one himself. They walked into the building and to the infirmary in comfortable silence. She pushed the door to the small room open, finding it empty. She set the box she was carrying on the counter next to the sink, and Negan did the same.

“I’ll have Tommy take care of this stuff tomorrow.” she said tucking a strand of hair that had fallen from her ponytail behind her ear. Negan nodded at her, but didn’t make a move to leave the infirmary. “You hungry?” She asked walking over to her small desk and opening a drawer. He nodded again and she pulled out two granola bars, two containers of applesauce and two plastic spoons.

She strolled back over to him and handed him one of each, then walked over to the exam table, sitting on top of it.

She peeled the foil cover off of the applesauce as Negan came over to join her on the table.

“You did pretty fuckin’ good today, Liz.” He opened his granola bar taking a bite. “Tattoo shop was a good fuckin’ idea.” Elizabeth let out a small smile and nodded.

They finished their food in silence, then Elizabeth stood, throwing their trash away.

“I’m gonna head to bed.” she said tugging on her shirt sleeve. She was startled when Negan grabbed her wrist and pulled her to stand between his legs, where he was still seated on the exam table.

She gulped and looked up to meet his eyes. He brought his hand up to her cheek, brushing his calloused thumb over her smooth skin, causing goosebumps to rise on her flesh. He brought his hand to her chin, his thumb tracing over her bottom lip, and tilted her head up to him.

Just kiss me already! She thought to herself.

He leaned in closer to her until their faces were only a couple centimeters apart.

“Do you want me to kiss you, Liz?” he whispered, his breath ghosting over her face. She licked her lips and nodded her head slightly.

He closed the space between them, their lips connecting in a gentle embrace. His tongue traced over her lips, and she parted them, granting him access. He slipped his hand between her lips as he brought the hand on her chin to the back of her head.

Elizabeth placed a hand on his firm chest, humming softly into his mouth.

They broke apart and Negan pressed his forehead to hers, his eyes still closed.

“Goodnight, doc. See ya in the mornin’ baby.” Baby? That’s a new one. She smiled and pulled away from him, taking a few steps back.

Negan stood up and placed another chaste kiss to her lips, then walked over to the counter with the boxes of medical supplies and picked up his beloved bat, then walked out of the infirmary.

Liz watched his tall form disappear down the corridor and touched her fingers to her lips. What did I just do? She sighed, smiling softly, and left the infirmary to go to her room.

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