☆loser!ellie hcs part 7☆
warnings / tags: modern au, loser!ellie, fluff, established relationship between r & ellie, not explicit whether the r is fem or masc, ellie being soo dawn bad for you, mentions of younger ellie, all of these are self inserts🤓, really bad writing..
note: these are kinda short sorry:(
taglist: @dynsdiary
daily click. don’t buy tlou. read this. and this. help palestine
☆ ellie loves to pull you by the belt loops of your pants. she thinks she sooo cool and sexy for doing it she is but she’s just a loser who LOVES YOUUUUUU and loves to do that:))
☆ i feel like ellie loves to ruin photos she’s in. like when you’re trying to get a picture of the two of you and she’ll just make a funny face or do a weird pose or smt. and you’d get mad at her but wouldn’t be able to contain your laugh because ellie is soooooo funny..
☆ when you post a picture or videos of yourself on like tiktok or instagram ellie will comment shit like “woof woof 🐕”, or “damn mama are you single by any chance?👀😛”, or or “its the niagara Falls down there😼”, or if there’s any that your holding or sitting it she’d say “and suddenly i’m *whatever it is*”
☆ ellie will definitely have “in love with my beautiful wife” in the caption on her social media but your not even marriedyet 😈
☆ has letterboxed and when reviewing a movie she just watched ellie will go in detail on why she did it didn’t like this movie. list all the pros and cons. literally she’ll make a whole list in the caption
☆ in middle school ellie definitely was one of those people who when someone asked her to do smt and it was like boring and no one else wanted to do it and she didn’t want to seem weird bc she really wants to do it she’d be like “what noooo i don’t want to do that..” i’m the most sarcastic and i-want-to-do-it-so-bad voice ever. if any of that even makes sense???????
☆ you know that trend that’s with this song and it’s like ‘everywhere i go i keep a picture in my wallet’ the gf trend(PLEASE KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABT)you and ellie would 1000000000000% do that!!!!! it’s so cutee too because she has sooo many pictures of you in her wallet<33 she collects them in a non creepy way…
☆ ellie loves to tell you all about the dream she’d had when she was sleeping. and you love to listen to them bc they’re always so random like the weirdest thing ever. for example: she dreamt of that you and her were on a date and you went to this little, cozy restaurant and when you walked in there were human size bug sitting at some of the tables and eating like they were real people (a real dream i had once btw)
☆ definitely walks into walls bc she was staring into her phone and not paying a single amount of attention to her surroundings. and then complaining that it was the walls fault because it was standing in her way………….
☆ ellie definitely put a sticker on her phone not the phone case the actual phone and thought it was so cute. but then when she wanted to take it off, it just wouldn’t come off so she’d have to walk around with a stupid sticker on the back of her phone
this is what i imagine the stickers would be:
fun fact i actually have the shrek sticker on the back window of my car
☆ ellie is and ipad kid. that’s it, that’s the hc
☆ yk that sound in tt and it’s like ‘i think i like this little dyke’ you’d definitely use that on ellie and she WILL look at you as if you just betrayed her. as if you stated he run that back.
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Megumi x Childhood Bestie!Reader Hcs
I've seen too many of these and needed to write a few heh
ive actually never written hcs before so this is my first time 😅
kinda a slow burn?
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so first of all you were tsumiki's bestie because I haven't seen a hc like that yet (PLEASE I NEEDA SEE ONE OF THESE-)
and we'll also make fushi's mom besties with your mom
so now you two are besties since you were in diapers
and you were a very grabby baby and Fushiguro's hair is as wild as carpaccios from mashle-
(sorry not sorry)
so you'd just grab at his hair and pull it all the time which would annoy the hell out of him
which would then somehow end up in you two fighting
AS BABIES
and then your mother's would have to calm you down
and after the whole toji and mother fushiguro went bye bye your mom took in megumi and tsumiki
so now timeskip you're both 6 years old and just walking together from who knows where
and if you thought you grew out of these grabby tendencies no you're either grabbing his hair or his sleeve
yes it still annoys the hell out of him but you do it for shits and giggles
and then on this fine day you just happen to run into the gojo satoru
LMAO MY AUTOCORRECT ALMOST CAPITALIZED HIS NAME
anyway this guy is making his ever so iconic face like 'bro reminds me of his dad-'
anyway gojo doesn't know who you are so you're just standing there awkwardly behind megumi while you're now gripping his backpack
and you're just glaring at gojo for no reason at all for sure just thinking 'who the hell is this weird ahh man with hair like he's in his 70s tryna kidnap megumi 🤨🤨'
and ofc megumi pulls the 'what about my sister' card
and after the whole negotiation with megumi he turns to you and is like 'you can come along too ig'
and ofc you watch megumi so you pull the 'what about my parents' card
gojo's like 😀
anyway you somehow end up going to school with megumi and tsumiki and first day kindergarten no surprise you guys are the new kids
everyone I mean EVERYONE loves tsumiki ofc
a partial reason is because of you and megumi glaring at the people who you think are looking at her a lil funny
like sir ma'am CHILD how dare you
anyway you have a pretty peaceful elementary school
you do pick fights with megumi though
...and a whole lotta other people
you stopped in middle school but looks like megumi picked it up instead because yk he beat up a hefty amount of people
you stanned him for that
also hyping him up from the back
"YEAHH MEGUMI BEAT THEIR ASS"
"shut up."
"no."
".."
"anyway YOU GO MEGUMI BEAT EM UP-"
"sHUT-"
so that was pretty eventful but tsumiki did not approve which caused you to sulk next to megumi
but then yk she went to the cliff and shit went down real fast
tsumiki got cursed, you entered your depressed angsty teenager era, and megumi became emo. more so than he was before
"oh my god its worse than they thought- they made him EMO-"
^ thats megumi now but we all like pretty emo bois so
wItH tHeIr bLaCk hAiR aNd gReEn oRbS-
too bad megumi has blue eyes
>>>>>>
see this is why asians don't have blue eyes we'd be too powerful
anyway back to this you two finish middle school all swandy dandy but a lil depressed
oh and I don't think I mentioned you two got into a fight bc of tsumiki's sickness
like-
megumi: you're closer to tsumiki bc you two are girls why didn't you stop her from pulling random crap whatever she did to make her sick
you: BITCH you blaming ME? you wanna go?
yeah basically you two got into a stupid argument but oh well its fine bc gojo forced you two to talk again and yay you're talking again
and now first year into jujutsu tech you and megumi are the only students so you're still poking and grabbing him all the time
you did it less in middle school
I think we know why
like you're in the car going to a mission- his hairs being tugged
got off the car and walking his sleeve being tugged
everthing
literally everthing
my bros grown immune to it though so he doesn't really mind
he kinda likes it now but will never admit it
so let's say before you got ranked up and all your arm almost got blown off by a curse
needless to say tsumiki's accident really hit him hard so this hit him harder and when I say he got angry he got ANGRY ASF DUDE
like he freakin obliterated the damn curse
he also made it pretty painful
if you even can
and let his demon dogs casually eat it up
and you're just there like 👏👁️👄👁️
"it's not that deep bro-"
"yes it is"
gojo was very proud though
and now you're with him stalking itadori and you're like
woah
*1 braincell working*
itadori = fast
fast = speed
I am speed
ITADORI = LIGHTNING MCQUEEN
kachow
and when you finally confront your stalkee with megumi and itadori's like
"uh I'm mourning rn"
you're just
"thats great and all dude I totally feel you but you're gonna be mourning even more if we don't get our asses to your school"
you did not want to host multiple funerals
so you all speed ran to his school
and whoopsie doosies you're with megumi and itadori makes an entrance like the main character he is
and when my bro eats that finger
and gojo pops up
he throws the kikufuku at megumi
but its okay hope you have a good day imma send you bout 850-
LMAO SORRY
you steal the kikufuku from megumi and eat one as if its popcorn
well you're watching gojo and sukuna fight rn
and you accidentally admit out loud that sukuna's hot
and then megumi low-key side eyes you
BUT THEN HE STARTS FULL ON GLARING AT SUKUNA
bc how dare he some random goofy ahh old mf misongnyistic tatooed dude just steal your attention so casually
he's full on disgusted when he's face to face with sukuna
yes you notice this
you're like
"ooh did somebody get a crush on a thousand year old curse-"
"wtf no get some help"
its the opposite lmao but you don't know that
so then itadori turns back to normal gojo goes boop and he goes to sleep
and now you're here sitting next to megumi, eating Gojo's kikufuku and having the time of your life
holy this is so long imma do a part 2
fun fact my autocorrect always changes sukuna into skunk 🦨
smelly sukuna
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can we have emily engstler x fem but masc energy reader like- reader is always trying to hit on the girls and trying to rizz them w a masc energy (reader is TALLLL and has some muscles) and when she saw emily for the first time shes like okay im seeing you and she suddenly turns out as a pick me girl trying to get her attention 😭😭 masc energy suddenly disappears and she just wants emily (very random im sorry 💀💀💀)
just an act.
part 1/?
pairing: emily engstler x fem reader
summary: you were a pretty cocky girl. you knew you were fine and you used that as an advantage to flirt with any girl you wanted and you were pretty smooth. this all changes one night when you meet a blonde basketball player.
a/n: okay so like the dates dont match the ACTUAL game dates but js shhhh🤫🤫🤫but anywho i kinda dont like this but yeah. THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING BTW KEEP EM COMING.
word count: 1.1k
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APRIL 26TH, 1:23 AM
you were at a bar with your friend maddie, taking shots, dancing, and just having fun. you were wearing a short leather skirt with a plain white crop top. (you can imagine whatever you want) you had your hair in a half up half down style and you thought you looked pretty good.
“cmon y/n!!! lets dance” maddie yells to you
you were a few drinks in and already ready to go home. the bar was sweaty and reeked of alcohol. not to mention the loads of guys attempting to get a pass on you.
“you go ahead, i think imma get another drink.” you respond.
she nods and throws you a thumbs up as she walks toward some random dude shes probably gonna forget about tomorrow.
you head over to the bar and order yourself a drink. you noticed the bar tender was oddly attractive. long hair, a septum AND eyebrow piercing. she was wearing a white tanktop with a unbuttoned plaid button up.
one thing about you is, if you think someone is attractive you’re gonna let em know since you were pretty confident.
she came back with your drink and when you grabbed it you made sure to graze your hand against hers.
“thanks” you say.
“welcome” she responds.
“soo.. when did you get into bartending?” you asked. you mentally slapped yourself. ‘really’ you thought ‘couldn’t think of anything better..’ you judge yourself.
she chuckled at your poor attempt to start a conversation.
“2 years ago” she responds, smiling at you. “whats your name?” she asks, continuing the conversation.
“y/n, and you?”
“audrey”
you smile at her taking a sip of your drink observing her features.
“a picture lasts longer you know.” she says snapping you out of your thoughts.
“haha very funny. its not my fault theres an attractive girl standing right in front of me.” you respond slickly
you can see her facial expression changed to a flustered one. ‘im backk’ you thought.
“thanks. your pretty cute yourself” she says. you giggle at her comment “thank you” you say sweetly, still smiling.
maddie comes stumbling towards you. “y/nnn, lets go homeee” she slurs.
“oh my god, let me get her home. it was nice meeting you audrey!” you say grabbing maddie by her waist to keep her stable.
“you too.”
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APRIL 28TH, 7 AM
“morning” you say to a very sleepy maddie. she just groans in response.
“made you some food!” you say smiling big.
“thanks y/n/n” she responds tiredly. “mhm” you hum in response.
“im so excited! today is the mystics game!!” you practically yell.
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APRIL 28TH, 5 PM
you were getting ready for the game making sure to look cute because you didn’t know who you were gonna see.
your rule was ‘always look cute nm where you’re going’ (real)
you were wearing jorts and a random basketball jersey you found on amazon. (again imagine whatever you want) you had big gold hoops on and your hair in a slick back pony with a red bow to match your jersey.
“MADDIEEE” you yelled for your best friend. “LETS GO WE NEEDA MAKE TIKTOKS”
your bestfriend comes running into the room all dolled up.
“AHHHH LOOK AT YOUUUU!!” you yell “looking all fine and shittt” you hype your best friend up.
she sticks her tongue out in response. “BABY LOOK AT YOUUU” she screams.
“mwah” you say making a kissy face.
“okay lemme just put my lip combo on and we good to go” you say excitedly.
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APRIL 28TH, 6 PM
the game started at 7 but due to your best friend being extra she insisted you got there at 6.
so there y’all were at the game; early as hell.
“okay ill get us our seats, go get the snacks from the car.” you say to her. she nods in response and starts walking off to the exit door.
once you found your seats you sat down and started scrolling on your phone. you notice the players starting to come in and you feel your cheeks get hot. you didn’t realize it would be that embarrassing to be here so early.
the players wave to you and you wave back smiling big. you couldn’t help but notice one blonde with tats. she was FIONEEE and coming your way.
‘shit’ you think.
“hey! thanks for coming to our game.” she says smiling
her voice is husk and you melted just by hearing it.
“oh and i like your jersey” she says raising her eyebrows.
you look down at your jersey and see that the ‘random’ jersey you bought belonged to a fairly attractive blonde basketball player.
“oh uh, thank you.” you respond shyly. you could feel your cheeks getting hot. “and uh of course yeah uh good luck” you say a stuttering mess
“well i got to go! but it was nice meeting you..” she pauses “uh y/n” you say “y/n!” she continues.
she runs off but looks back at you “hey! stay after the game!!” she yells to you.
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TIME SKIP
the game ended and the mystics won.
you didnt mention to your bestfriend that emily told you to stay after the game.
“hey uhh, so emily engstler wanted me to stay after the game.”
maddies eyes widen “WHAT” she says shocked and then her expression changes.
“and why did you not mention this?” she asks sassily.
“i don’t know but i’m scared” you say honestly. you never had to hide your feelings from maddie.
“girl, GET UP” she yells louder than she intended. “look at youuu” she says spinning you around. you couldn’t help but smile at her antics.
“i love you” you say making a sad face. “yeah yeah now go get your girl!” she says.
“y/n!” you hear a sorta familiar voice call your name.
your knees buckled at the sound of her voice.
“hiii” you say, sounding way too excited. your cheeks get that familiar sensation.
“hey! i just wanted you to stay after the game cause your pretty cute and i was wondering if i could get your insta” she admits.
you almost fainted.
“oh yeah its ‘y/ncantstandyouhoes’” (real)
Emily chuckles after hearing your username
“well i gotta get going but ill text you okay?” she says
“yeah..”
you stand there dumbfounded trying to process what just happened.
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TIME SKIP
you got home and maddie went straight to bed so you had no one to debrief to.
you decide to just go to bed until you see a notification that makes your knees weak.
‘Emily Engstler followed you!”
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