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hey🥰can u plz plz plz do the nsfw alphabet with michael!!🤭🤭🤭
omg this was so fun thanks baby girl. everyone go follow rylea <333 this isn’t proofread so let me know if i messed up lol
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|| Mike Schmidt NSFW Alphabet ||
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
mike didn't know much about aftercare before he met you, but he's gotten a lot better about it now. he always has a warm washcloth to clean you up after, and throws a fresh blanket over the two of you so you can cuddle.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
mike's in love with your hips. he always makes sure to touch them no matter where you are. curled up on the couch? he'll be rubbing circles over them with his thumb. out shopping? one hand in his jean pocket one hand on your hip as you walk. and you've definitely had hand shaped bruises on your hips from when he's gotten a bit too rough fucking you into the mattress.
his favorite body part of his is definitely his hands, mostly because you love them so much.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
when the two of you finish fucking, he'll always push his come back into your pussy when it leaks out, giving you another orgasm as he does.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
more than once he's swiped a pair of your panties and slipped them in his jean pocket before a shift at freddy's.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he wasn't a virgin when the two of you met, but he was less experienced. he never had the time to mess around. he was a very eager learner though.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
definitely missionary. his biggest turn on is making you feel good, and watching your face twist in pleasure always gets him going more than anything. plus it’s easier to kiss you!
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
in the beginning he was goofy on accident, now that you've been together for a while he's more serious. not afraid to laugh during sex though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
100% has a dark brown happy trail. he's not extremely messy, but he never goes bare. now that he’s with you he’ll regularly trim his body hair so it's neater.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he's the sweetest partner ever. constantly checking to make sure you're okay even. just sooo caring and loving.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
mike used to jerk off pretty regularly but now that you’re more than happy to help, he does it less.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
big praise kink!!! he also loves when you pull his hair. this man is a sub through and through.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
this man spends all his time at two (2) places, home and freddy’s. so you two mostly do it in bed or the shower, but on the rare days that abby isn’t home other rooms of the house are put to use.
you’ve only fucked at freddy’s once, mike’s too scared to get caught by vanessa.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
literally you and everything that you do. every single aspect of you gets this man going like no other.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he would never hit you, he’s only comfortable with light spanking. no degrading or bodily fluids (except spit).
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
his preference is giving. he loves eating you out, and has come untouched multiple times doing so.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
it depends. most times he’s slow and gentle. he prefers when you’re the rougher one, not vice versa, but once in a blue moon he can get a little rough with you if that’s what you want.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
quickies in the morning in bed or in the shower is all you guys have time for most days, so you partake in them pretty often.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
there was a lot of risk taking and experimentation in the beginning of your relationship. now you both know what each other like so there’s less, but he’s down to try new things here and there.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
mike has a solid two or three rounds in him before he taps out. however, when the focus is solely on you he can take the time to give you orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he didn't own any toys before meeting you, now there's a small collection you’ve both amassed and use stuffed in a cardboard box sitting on the highest shelf in his closet. he’ll use them on himself from time to time but he prefers using vibrators on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
mike doesn’t tease simply because he doesn’t have the patience or ability to hold back from diving into your pussy. he loves to be teased by you though.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
mike is so loud. he just can't hold in his whiny whimpers and breathy moans. yes this man whimpers no one is surprised.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
mike comes a shocking amount. like this man comes buckets. the first time you blew him he was so caught up in pleasure that he forgot to warn you before it was too late. he absolutely flooded your mouth and drenched your face in come. he was mortified and apologized profusely until you got over the shock enough to show him how much you liked it by riding him so hard you both almost passed out.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
a respectable six inches, and girthy. shaft is creamy beige. tip is EC9EC0 pink. gains two inches when hard and curves up towards his stomach.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
mike says he doesn’t have a high sex drive but this man pounces on you any chance he can get. he comes up behind you when you’re making food and feels you up. he jumps into the shower with you to “save water”. he grinds his morning wood against your ass when you first wake up. this man is insatiable.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
mike is usually bone tired after but he always stays up to make sure you’re taken care of. when you’re both tucked in he can fall asleep in like fifteen minutes.
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modern AU where they meet again at the fast food place Xie Lian works at and Hua Cheng has to figure out how to romance a customer service employee
#tbh this is kind of a similar situation to the original - where xie lian is kind of obligated to take care of him as a young runaway#except here he is obligated to hand him a big mac#if you allow me to be a bit more deranged with the au:#xie lians manager (jun wu) (most powerful franchise owner) tries to tell him off for holding up the line talking to the hot goth guy#but turns out hua cheng is a renowned restaurant critic and has gotten 33 businesses closed#so he can’t say shit#hua cheng is picking up food for he xuan. btw.#ive been having immense brainrot about them lately but#less so about angst/plot/romance#more so about#putting them in mundane silly scenarios.#this is also very indulgent. its like therapy for me (<- retail worker)#put hyour ideas for the mcdonalds tgcf au in the tags <3#has anybody written a fic about this btw id like to read it#tgcf#hualian#art#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#mxtx#digital art#my art#comic#lmao#hob#tgcf mcdonalds au
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TAEMIN | Metamorph ♡♡♡
#shinee#taemin#lee taemin#metamorph#analook#this one is for you <33#a very late bday present 😭#i love ruffled white shirts like this#shinee look so fine in them#it has that enticing mix of soft romance but hot af#also he's adorable ... and that little nose scrunch of his 💕#my.gifs
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2009 Singapore Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso
#my eyes are just lazer focused on where his race suit is unzipped 🫠 he looks sooooo good in these#i wish theyd bring back this style of post race presser bcs my god imy heart skips a beat every time drivers make eye contact w the camera#i think the last race i watched where nando was on the podium was literally fucking canada 23#so i am very very please and happy and delighted to see him finally again#BUT I AM SHRIEKING AT THE FACT THAT HE DEDICATED HIS PODIUM TO FLAVIO AT HOME#FLAVIO WHO IS AT HOME BECAUSE HE WAS LITERALLY JUST PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM F1#AND HE DOES THIS PRACTICALLY ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF CRASHGATE WHICH WAS JUST PENALIZED A WK AGOO#NANNDDOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???? MENACE BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!! WAR CRIMINAL!!!!!!!#not included here but he was late to the cooldown room even tho he was the first one to get to parc ferme#and i realized its because he went to get a coke hahaha#i guess thats his drink of choice when dehydrated bcs thats what he was drinking at malaysia 2005 when it was also humid/hot#also i prefer the blue/yellow renault livery obv but i think the yellow/orange one is underrated#renaults liveries and color palletes from this era imo are just very clean and nice looking and work very well together#fernando alonso#fa14#formula 1#f1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#2009 singapore gp
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Jon becoming KiTN in Winds (specifically) would actually be bad as far as themes go
#hot take of the day y’all 🌚#idk if I’ll write about this more in depth one day but……#jon is going through a traditional hero’s journey - perhaps almost very literally#he is currently at the lowest point of the journey which is where the hero faces his toughest mental and maybe physical battles#winds will be his innermost cave (like a gaze into the abyss) + ordeal step which have to happen before his reward (apotheosis and boon)#so unless grrm wants to paint him becoming kitn as his lowest point thematically which could mean jon knowingly usurps his siblings#-because let’s face it him being robb’s heir while valid still comes with A LOT of issues-#there’s just no way his ascension to the northern throne could thematically be good for anyone but most of all him#I tend to think that jon will be tempted -this will be his gazing into the abyss part instead of the usually accepted theory#that he just doesn’t do anything at all for the whole book- and that is what will create the most believable narrative tension in his arc#but he won’t go through with it and will ultimately choose to sacrifice himself AGAIN#pulling back from the abyss before it’s too late#so yeah his kitn prospects for winds don’t look very good….sorry to say guys :(#but if we talk about king of WINTER…that’s a different matter yes? 😀#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#jon snow#preparing to be excommunicated from the fandom in 3 2 1…
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Smiling Gimli cuz we all need that sometimes
#hes probably getting ready for bed or something like that#i really dont know whats going on just that hes simply like very very simply dressed with the most simple wooden cup ever#maybe its his undershirt so its a hot day or hes still busy getting dressed#??#but hes happy#maybe hes talking with legolas and this is happening either way to late in the evening or in the morning probably in rohan#no the silver streaks in his hair doesnt mean hes old#i like to think all the dwarfs have silver steaks in their hair even the children#maybe its even something they look for in a partner#like if a dwarf has a lot of silver streaks it makes them attractive for other dwarfs#that would lead back to old dwarfs being extremely respected in their culture as old age brings grey or white hair with it#and they lived long so they must know a lot and therefore are who people goes to for good advise#gimli son of gloin#gimli#tolkien#lotr#the lord of the rings#lord of the rings#jrr tolkien#lotr art#my art#digital art#they where made from stone basically of course im gonna draw him with stone looking skin what you gonna do bout it#!?#yet again writing a novel in my tags...
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gale is ambition, so he has both crippling self doubt and debilitating pride in his work.
gale is ambition, so if a character tries to undermine him by one-upping him, he'll think he's not nothing left. more else can the orb destroy that it hasn't already?
gale is ambition, so if a character tries to undermine him by one-upping him, he'll vehemently deny that. he's the wizard of waterdeep. he was mystra's chosen. he was her lover. who could be any better than that?
gale is ambition. it's his greatest flaw and his greatest asset.
#baldur's gate 3#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale bg3#bg3 gale#spoilers#bg3 spoilers#rex rambles#obvious take is obvious but i've been ruminating on his reactions to sorcerer tav/tav generally undermining his experience and expertise#it's the same principle if anyone's every played an instrument and you see a 5 year old playing music better than you#who has had 20+ years of study and practice#it's humbling; it makes you feel like shit; it incenses you to try harder to get better#that's ambition. it's both the self doubt and the pride#of course gale is going to be petty back; you've literally just stepped on both the pride and self doubt at the same time#ruminating on the bg3 cast a little too late but it's fine lmao. i think he's neat and i like him a lot#i'm very obsessed with my own drow war cleric though. oh no he's hot ig lmao#i also have some thoughts about the soundtrack which ar very interesting to me
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sexiest and funniest thing roy harper ever did was look at dick grayson and go i could fix him
#read outsiders 2003. 🔫.#i think one of my fav things about roydick as a ship is the contrast btwn what roy like says and believes about dick vs his actions and how#he behaves with him#like its quite common for ppl in dicks life to put him on a pedestal right and he's used to it and is terrified of letting them down#but Roy who joined the og teen titans team as a full member late never like... looked to dick As A Leader the exact way the others did and+#he also didnt join the ntt until. i haven't actually reread most of ntt/new titans yet but to my recollection he's there for a hot minute+#before him and dick have their big blowout fight and he replaces dick as leader so its like#him and dick have a very unique relationship among the titans AND ALL THIS JUST TO SAY#like if you are not dick. and you ask roy how he feels about dick#the word 'perfect' is pretty likely to come up. and this is specifically the guy who is almost constantly challenging dick at every turn#aand fucking. god#roy 'everyone forgets that icarus also flew' harper#fucking setting up the entire outsiders team bc dick was so deep in that depression pit. explicitly that was For Him. that was why he did i#because he saw how much he was struggling. and then the way dick sees the same and tries clumsily but SUCCESSFULLY to return that care#ach. i love them. mfeo. b#dc#text#roydick
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They're absolute morons and I love them.
(dark haired guy is a bartender and blonde guy Paul constantly drags coworkers to go drinking just so he can stare at the hot guy way too attractive for him. however, the bartender is just agonizing to his own coworkers because 'he's really popular and has like ten different people he brings here i don't stand a chance!' and they're just in love but dumb about it.)
#my characters#i really love them and hello their theme song is dirty thoughts by chloe adams#they are incredibly on my mind lately i cant help it :c#and in the royalty au thing for the group of ocs they are in paul is a knight and hes like yeah this is fine#and then suddenly he sees the new gardeners very hot assistant and hes like oh no this is bad#i like talking about flowers this is so bad i will talk TOO MUCH about flowers to this guy and hell think im annoying#and then promptly does not talk to the guy at all because he thinks he's saving face until right is like#please just say something and stop whining to me about hot guys its really annoying TO ME
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at this point i have no idea if it's a headcanon or if it's just canon, but kagami's 24 maji burgers has got to come from somewhere. he generally eats a lot of food, my hypothesis is that he's a growing boy, he's a teenager, and he's really tall/strong, therefore his basal metabolic rate is probably really high. add onto that all the exercise that he does
kagami also goes all-out during practise. he's always training until he's out of breath, always striving to improve himself. on top of that, he talks about going on runs sometimes too (in order to help him think things through and regulate his emotions, my sweet boy). therefore i can only imagine he's hungry all the time.
his burgers are a particularly specific demonstration of him choosing to eat that, though. walk with me here. maji's/fast food joints are pretty inexpensive and they have yummy food. he didn't have a lot of pocket money growing up so it makes sense that he'd want to go somewhere cheap. then it becomes normal. then he starts buying more to the point that he actually feels full.
i think the 24 burgers thing is a gag. first and foremost, i think it's just an exaggeration for the hahas and i agree, it's pretty funny. it makes sense that someone so huge like old kagz would want to eat that many burgers in one sitting, but let's put this thought aside for a moment and consider alternative reasons for his 24 burgers. it is 24 burgers, by the way. two dozen burgers. mental
anyway. assuming that maji's is just a mcdonald's substitute, here's the nutritional information for 1 cheeseburger:
15g protein for 300kcal isn't bad imo. he's got a decent amount of carbs in there to fuel him, and honestly the fat isn't great but he's eating at maji's he's not going there for health foods. (also kagami doesn't care about health foods, king)
my belief is that he probably read in a fitness magazine about the importance of protein and calorie intake for building muscles, and thought of maji's. i reckon he doesn't track macros or calories because he doesn't want to have to do the maths, but he knows that if he eats enough, it doesn't matter.
kagz has mentioned before that when he's with people he thinks would care, or they've been weird about it before, he will order 12 cheeseburgers. let's say that this was his first solid quantity before he ended up raising that number, the bigger he wanted to get. in 12 cheeseburgers, there's 180g of protein (3,600kcal). hell yeah, dude! that basically covers his general intake goal for protein (if he was actively tracking it, which, again, i doubt -- but let's call it a ballpark). in 24 cheeseburgers, there's 360g of protein and 7,200kcal. that is definitely too much protein to eat at once and expect any extra benefit, but he's not eating this every day so it's not so bad. and again, i have a feeling his calorie requirements are going to be super high due to all the contributing factors i mentioned before.
in conclusion, i think kagami read one thing once about having to get over 200g protein if you want to bulk up (which he has always wanted to do, he's always aimed for being big and stocky), and ran with it. 24 cheeseburgers fulfils his protein requirement so he doesn't have to do any maths, and it leaves him feeling full.
i do just want to point out that mcdonald's cheeseburgers are, according to google, about 200yen each, bringing the 24 order up to ¥4,800 (£25GBP/$31.40USD) which is not an absolutely insane cost for eating out. of course he also orders fries and a drink but he seems to prioritise his burgers so i cba to look up those numbers. he's a king ordering like one fries to 24 cheeseburgers ratio tho. no wonder he likes maji's so much if it's cheap and cheerful and completely eradicates any concern for getting enough protein. we're talking GAINZZZZ BABY
#kagami taiga#tw food#tw calories#tw eating#hcs#i really love food n nutrition im very interested in it#i am now slightly worried about the state of this one anime boy's liver but i'm sure it's fine#kagami says something in late s1 when he's running on the beach#and it's like something something he was feeling like there was too much to think about so OF COURSE he goes for a run#which is really sweet (everything he does is endearing) bc i just love to think of him as trying really hard against his hot temper#and im not going to call kagami stupid because i dont think he is - i just think he doesnt LIKE thinking things through and takes everyone#really literally at face value#add in some translation issues and the fact that he goes through life assuming that people are picking on him#and of course he's gonna be somewhat highly strung#anyway. who had this meta on their bingo card for today
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close my eyes, wonder why, i see darkness in you
#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#simblr#ts4 screenshots#ts4 edit#river dipping#🦇#echthroi#matthias evanoff#cw blood#.............................so this was sexy i won't lie#the blood seeps through his sweater like it's on his stomach and up his forearms it's kinda everywhere honestly#i have... a very large number of photos from this#matthias should rlly think abt killing people fr and stop limiting himself to his imagination bc he's hot here idk he got me this time#the caption's from a song that's in both of matthias and sehyuk's playlists... love guys with weird little bonds <3#anyway................ this is for olli <333 and i guess it's also kinda like a one day late happy birthday post to matthias lmao#also wrestled with whether or not i should resize these for optimal tumblr viewing but i wanted to be able to zoom in real close#so <3 these are staying 3000x3000 MWAH#anyway dash catch up time <3
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A dramatic lighting sunlight window boye
#cats#He begs and begs to get in the window and then when he does hea relaizies it's too hot and only stays#there for like 2 minutes before getting down lol#He's seemed mostly okay so far since his brother died. Like he's still eating and drinking#and playing and dosen't seem to be lethargic or grieving like apparently some cats are when they lose the other cat they live with#but I'm still keeping an eye on him.#I have been feeding him a little late sometimes because I 'm still so used to george begging for food constantly screaming and waking#everyone up howling and making sure NOBODY could EVER forget to put out kibbles because he is SO SO hungwy at ALL times#whereas noodle is very quiet and hardly ever meows or tries to get attention from anyone in general#so I'll wake up and then it's like 9:30 am and I realize I haven't been Prompted By Screaming to put out food yet#because noodle just literally doesn't care and is just chilling lol#When i do go to feed him he leaps up like 'oh cool food!!!' and is obviously interested in eating but for some#reason just doesn't really ask to be fed or follow you around yelling constantly. Maybe he also got used to george always being the one to#ask for food so h's never had to meow before lol
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Are there any millennial fans out there who remember which Death Note character they thought was the most stylish one back in the 2000s when the series was new? I am fairly certain that I thought it was Matt lol
#i still don't have tumblr polls or else i might make one for this#remember how in fuzzy vests were at some point#more early 2000s than late#those stripes as well#idk he was just very hot topic chic#younger me was more into matt and mello than current me too#i started a fic about L and B and it kinda spiralled into matt and mello having adventures#i think at that age i found their undramatic dynamic more relatable than lawlight even though i liked lawlight the most#death note#matt#p
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Mile at BOC office today 🥰
#today fans could go there and leave gifts but this fan arrived late#mile was very kind#also he didnt need to look so hot doing absolutely nothing special#kinnporsche#mile phakphum
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Magomarch Day 25: Dangerous Dinner
Feels like home...
#Magolor#Kirby#Magomarch#Magomarch 2023#HC time: Mags home planet was very hot and volcanic so he finds Halcandra#HC time: Mags home planet was volcanic so he finds Halcandra - specifically DD - very nostalgic and homey#Mags#ceradraws#this is late bc I deadass forgot to post this
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I can’t stop thinking about Din noticing how flustered his whole getup gets you and him just fucking your with his Mando suit on, mask included 😵💫
ummmm omg this-- just, the idea immediately made my salivate (curse my period muddled brain) and blush 🥵
like okay, he would notice your longing stares instantly but not comment about it at all.
This would continue for about a week, the lingering stares across his beskar armor, the way your breath hitches whenever he punches someone. Din enjoys it, but he's also annoyed. He wants you to do something about it but nope, you do absolutely nothing only watch with unblinking eyes.
Finally enough is enough and Din confronts you about it, you deny it but your voice turns meek when he presses you up against the wall of the razor crest. He turns you over and the cold metal against your back makes your knees go week.
He's fucking you nice and hard, while reminding you of every time he had caught you staring.
god sorry i need to get a mop for my salivating mouth hot damn
#sil.thirsts#din djarin.🌸#din djarin x reader#.late night thirst sessions#jules my stardust 💫#he makes me feral#gotta love a man with a nice suit#like i lovee seeing the face but also there's something very hot about not seeing it you know?#you're just going feral and creaming around him while his mask is just blank#dfbdfbfd im dead#demonetized
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