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here2bbtstrash · 2 years

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bts doing no nut november - explicit

been a minute since we did a headcanons post huh!!!! and this felt ~seasonally appropriate~ 🤭 i actually discussed this a million years ago w my hyungline chat and the lovely @goodsoop - thanks for always feeding my insane bts brainrot, love y'all 😩 (and i'm really just considering this as no fap/not discussing or thinking abt partnered sex here, just fyi~)

knj: loses on day 1. this virgo has his masturbation routine down, so engrained as a part of his daily life, that on november first he doesn't even realize what day it is. he just busts a fat nut to one of his very favorite porn videos (downloaded to his computer ofc) without thinking twice about it, and it's only as he's cleaning up the mess that he's like.... fuuuuuuck.... i knew i was forgetting something 🤦‍♂️

ksj: doesn't do it out of protest OR reluctantly agrees but then quits on day 1. y'all simply are not gonna tell this man what to do! he comes when he wants to come dammit! his dongsaengs might be able to convince him to "say" he'll do it, but the minute he actually wants to jerk off, the competition is over lmao. there's not even any good reason why he should hold it in - besides, isn't that bad for you??? unhealthy??? this game is stupid and he doesn't wanna play 😤

myg: has no trouble not coming for 30 days, could probably win on accident. i feel the agust d hoes coming to fight me about this one but i'm sorry 🤷‍♀️ imo yoongs is a low libido guy!!! and you can't change my mind!!!!! make your own post lol! imo he'd rather save it for when he's with a partner, and besides, he's obviously too busy working or sleeping or watching cat videos. plus it's just so much effort and he hates having to deal with the mess after. he's fine with it, homie probably ends up in no-nut january without even really meaning to 🥱

jhs: wins, but it's a struggle. we all know he's got that serious business 'dance teacher hobi' scary amount of self control.... but eventually his ~urges~ do get pretty strong and hard (lol) to ignore. i can see hoseok being one to try and keep himself busy to keep the horny thoughts away 🤣 his big-ass closet is getting reorganized, new choreo is getting learned for no reason, and if you see him spam a ton of selfies on instagram, it's cause he's trying to distract himself 🤪

pjm: tries and absolutely loses. mini is sooooo physical and touchy i just don't see this one working out for him. in the beginning of the month i think he feels like it's pretty easy and he wants to do good and get praised by the other members, but midway through november he gets pretty desperate. he tells himself it's not really masturbating if he just humps against the bed and doesn't finish, but then one thing leads to another and it just.... feels too good to stop 🫠

kth: does it wrong and wins. we all know taehyung lives on his own mf planet so i absolutely believe this man is gonna EDGE himself for 30 days in a row. literally bring himself right to the brink of orgasm, then hop in a cold-ass shower and carry on with his life. it's fun for him 🤭 and when the members tell him he's doing it wrong, he says he's doing the advanced version 😏 and i just.... god bless whoever is on the receiving end of that load on december first lmfaoooooo 💦

jjk: OF COURSE HE FUCKING WINS. jk is the one who makes everyone participate, no fucking question, and he is in it to WIN IT bc of course he is. i know he's a jerkoff pro tho so he has to suddenly deal with having.... EVEN MORE excess energy than usual 🤣 we're talking multiple workout sessions a day, every day, just to burn it all off (namjoon goes with him even tho he's already lost 🥲). maybe even a tattoo session to help get his mind off things idk 👀 and when it's finally december first he's jerking off til his dick is RAW lmfao 💀

what do you think? any you agree/disagree with? 👀 lemme know~

#bts imagine #bts headcanon #bts scenario #bts smut #kinda lol #this was silly #i am on a lifelong protest of no nut november so me and seokjin can laugh at everyone else while they suffer #(i'm actually just joon and always forget until it's too late skdhgdjfg)

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traumxrei-archive · 1 year

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【 book 6 thoughts ! 】

i said i'd share my thoughts, so here they are so far >:DD

part: one, two, three, four / ??

[ warning: spoilers for book 6 up until 6-16 under the cut !! ]

[ about : overblot lore drop ]

it took yuu long enough to actually TELL CROWLEY that grim was eating those rocks :')))) makes 110% sense that grim would lash out if he's been ingesting 5-overblot's-worth of purified blot

but also, i...can't believe it took twst this long to actually explain what was going on when we were fighting the overblots jsfksdfk like this whole time i've been assuming that people just. get knocked out or tired, but what they explained made so much more sense.

crowley has said that overblotting is rare. but then how come at nrc ?? there's been 5 consecutive overblots in less than a school year ?? (the twst timeline so far is from sept till around feb, bc book 5 was set during a "spring festival" iirc) the reason they don't know enough about overblots is bc they don't have enough subjects who have overblotted to research, so... i do wonder if there's something else at play here, maybe something has changed in NRC since yuu came ?

[ about : ortho lowkey scares me ]

ortho honey....wdym do we need bring back the target alive.....ofc we need grim alive sobs (the juxtaposition between his youthful n polite way of talking + the way he literally knows everything bc his brain is the internet kinda scares me a lot.)

[ about : vil's apology ]

i made a separate post to talk about this bc i started writing n it really got too long, so yes. but also. vil whipping out 50k madol like it's nothing. his acting career has really done him well.

and kalim donating it to ramshackle, my beloved. he's so nice. even while he's saying "it was sO RUN DOWN !!" as kalim was listing out the bad stuff abt ramshackle, i wonder how yuu was able to LIVE in this dump for 6 months.

[ about : ROBOTS ???? ]

HELLO ?? INTRUDERS ????? ROBOTS ?? WHAT ????? they're ignihyde blue....also the boat ? logo ? on their arms ??? what the heck does that mean ??? ok wait i can vaguely read out letters on their arm,,,styx ?? like the river styx in the greek underworld ? having a headache, are we gonna see the underworld somehow in this book ? wait, if the facility or whatever is called styx, are these robots the "charons" ? they're carrying oar-like staffs + they're trying to capture targets D and E and bring them in,,,,kinda like how charon brought souls in a boat to cross the styx river in myth. (also i was right, leona called them ferrymen >:DD)

(n they have grim. interesting that they'd ignore yuu tho, considering it was them who is the string that connects all the overblots.)

(also don't you just hate it when you win the battle, but then in canon the chars actually lost the battle. so you're just sitting there like -_-)

[ about: ob gang's capture ]

it was. very in character how each of them got captured.

vil and jamil were protecting other people (aka the freshmen, and in jamil's case, kalim) vil is really big on his responsibilities, so even though he authorized the use of magic, he still told the freshmen to stand back bc he knew they were unskilled in combat magic n that they'd get hurt bc they don't know hot to properly defend. meanwhile, jamil was probably covering any of kalim's blindspots + making sure he doesn't get hurt while looking for places where he could attack.

riddle went out with a bang, they hit him with a paralyzing beam, and he still had enough magic power to set everything on fire before they could hit him again. he also authorized everyone to fight, bc he probably believed that a group effort could take them down. as always, his sheer firepower is very impressive, the amount of magic he has and his attacking prowess is...wow.

leona....protected ruggie from harm first, saving him from glass and telling him to back off. and then he immediately scanned them to identify who they are. and of course, leona of all people, would know who they are. i think people forget, but a large reason why leona's so smart and why he skips class is bc he quite literally learned all that material when he was younger. the fact that he was the only one to recognize anti-magic plates meaning that resistance was futile and the logo from his time at the palace. (and that moment between ruggie and leona,,,,leona knows that he can trust ruggie w/ the wellbeing of savanaclaw until he returns T^T)

meanwhile azul was with idia, even though he didn't know what was happening, he got extra info from idia n ortho,,, the way azul was about to fight and idia went don't bother (bc he actually likes azul as a friend bro), and ortho went "the chances of you sustaining an injury drops by 87% if you don't struggle ^^" also. idia being concerned ? kind of ? by the ferrymen's forcefulness while coming in and taking the students is nice to see (and i KNEW it. i bet that idia's parents, or the shroud family in general, runs this Styx facility)

and they took crowley ?? crowley seems to know exactly what's going on, so i wonder why they didn't coordinate their...pick up with him beforehand (they legit destroyed so much public property + trespassed for no reason)

[ about : the plane ride ]

it's scary how they're all in a cramped dark space flying to who knows where. like how inhumane ?? they're about to take these people to do research w/ them, but clearly they don't care that they're humans, and they treat them more like convenient test subjects that have converged coincidentally in one school.

RIDDLE SLEEPING ON LEONA'S LAP IS SO FUNNY SJFDKSJFKS I CANTTTTT the way his leg was probably cramping,,,,three hours w/o moving and someone sleeping on you, he has so much patience onggg

[ about : styx ]

so...styx is an organization that does research on blot. it makes perfect sense why crowley would know they'd come knocking, since they have had 5 overblots that one school year. and the shroud family are "the watchman of the isle of woe". leona explains that they take overblotted mages there. what i don't understand is why countries can't interfere with them ?? or is it that they won't interfere with their research bc...styx' research benefits them too perhaps...?

from what leona said, they handled extreme overblot cases that regular magic marshals couldn't handle aka ones that can't un-blot anymore, so why are they coming after the ob gang ? not only were some of their overblots months ago, they've also all safely un-blotted, and transitioned back to normal life... ig my question is why them, and why now.

(it's a cool detail that the ob gang actually got help after their overblots. like it wasn't like everyone just picked up where they left off, vil mentioned medical mages and proper counseling, and that means that they were able to talk to someone about the things that troubled them.)

[ about : idia's family ]

not only do they run the jupiter conglomerate, aka the google of twisted wonderland, they might also run styx ? idia did ask the charon dudes if his mom and dad were away, ig this is what the shroud family ACTUALLY does behind the scenes of their big tech and energy business.

it also explains why idia deleted all those prospective work emails in the end of book 5,,,,bc he just knows that he won't be able to work or pursue any of his other dreams. his fate has been sealed since day 1 bc he was born a shroud, so he's probably going to end up having to take over Styx and its research in the future.

(and azul. being as on-brand as ever and saying he should've made idia in debt to him....sir, his family legit just kidnapped you, chill)

[ about : iDIA SHROUD ?? ]

HELLO. IDIA SHROUD ACTING DIRECTOR OF STYX ???? that means that his parents DO own styx, and that they're letting him run it for now while they're doing other things.... also i really hope that the ob gang don't get hurt hhhh

aaaannd i'm stopping here bc it's late, i did not realize that so much time had passed...i'm tempted to keep playing but i must sleep. n e ways yea this was just me rambling about what was happening as it happened, so i hope you...enjoyed ?? (if you did read this far)

#/trau rambles #whew book 6 has been a RIDE so far #i'm so excited to play more tomorrow :DD #book 6 spoilers #twst book 6 #chapter 6 spoilers #twst chapter 6 #idia shroud #vil schoenheit #jamil viper #riddle rosehearts #azul ashengrotto #leona kingscholar #ortho shroud #twst grim #kalim al asim #twisted wondeland

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everyhowlmarksthedead · 4 years

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JUAN CARLOS ‘JUICE’ ORTIZ x READER ⨟ PROMPT

Anon asked: I want to request prompts 35 and 42 with Juice, if it's not taken. Where they are at the clubhouse and the Juice is talking abt a croweater, that the reader can't stand but see's regularly at parties and is always all over Juice. Then she makes the comment under her breath and he pulls her to his dorm and they have a heated argument and the reader tries to leave but he stops her and kisses her after figuring out she's jealous? ❤❤

Prompts:

35. “Fuck that bitch”.

42. “I can’t watch you with another man/woman”.

Word Count: 1k

Author comments: This work wasn't re-edited, so I'm sorry if you find grammar mistakes! I hope you all enjoy. Gif isn't mine, credits to the author.

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“Come to the party, the guys wanna see you. And I wanna see you too”.

You didn't want to. For just one reason. But those words changed your mind, thinking that for the first time in months you could enjoy it. So there you are, parking your car next to the Teller-Morrow huge door, stepping out of your car and putting your dress on well under the leather jacket. The front yard is full of Sons of Anarchy from different cities and states, making a lot of noise between laughs and loud rock and roll playing through the speakers. When Chibs sees you, he walks to your position with a big smile on your face and quickly steps.

“Lass!” He holds you into his arms, lifting you up some inches. “We mess' ya!”

“Ouch, sorry. I had a lot of work”.

“It's time ti' rest!”

You want to believe him, until you spot Juice among the multitude sitting on a chair with that croweater on his lap, caressing his head and his neck as if she was something for him, more than an amusement. Having a deep breath and letting Chibs leads you to the crew, you end up greeting everyone there. With a special emphasis with jax.

“What's up, trouble? Were you hiding?”

“Yeah, I know how much you like to play hide and seek”. You joke with him, having a seat close to Juice and his whore.

“Baby! You came!”

“I thought you won't notice my presence”.

“Why I—?”

“I'm kidding, genius”. You lie, narrowing your eyes, avoiding at all cost to look at the girl's face. Or you will punch her.

“Anything you wanna say to me, doctor?”

You completely ignore her, laughing at some shit Tig said and you didn't hear actually, grabbing the beer that Kozik is offering you.

“(Y/N)”. Juice tries to call your attention, twisting his neck.

“Juan Carlos”.

Rolling his eyes exaggeratedly, he palms the bitch on his lap to urge her to get up. Of course, that angers her, but you don't care. She's been the last four months trying to turn herself into Juice's girlfriend, because apparently she could leave the pornography and live from Juice's money. Another gold digger. But before you can complain, he's already pushing you inside the clubhouse by grabbing your left wrist, guiding you through the place to his room. The one you know better than yours.

The puerto rican closes the door loud, resting his back there and crossing both arms above his chest. If he's waiting for some words from you, he's pretty wrong. You just sit on the edge of the bed, putting a leg over the other, having one look around you as if you didn't know what you were doing there.

“What's wrong with you?”

“Hm?”

“Stop playing fool with me!”

“Eh, don' shout at me, Juan Carlos!”

You quickly get up, facing him and pointing his chest.

“Is it because Lorraine?”

“Fuck that bitch!”

You can't help but finally saying what you think, with your breathing shaking a little upset.

“Why do you sound like you're jealous?”

“Yeah, that's what you would like”. You lie again with a fake laughter, giving him your back.

“Yes, I would like it”.

Your blood freeze. Raising an eyebrow even if he can't see you. Then, you hear his heavy feet coming a little closer. You close your eyes unconsciously, hoping to feel his hands on you; on your shoulders, on your back, on your waist, somewhere. But nothing happens.

“I made a fool of myself with a lot of people, I don't wanna do it with you too. So… if you're not jealous, if you don't feel anything… leave this room”.

Licking your lips, you try to make a decision. You don't want to lose him, but you don't know how to recognize your feelings about him. The pressure is wrapping your body, making you feel so nervous that you don't know what you are doing, when you find yourself closing the door behind your back. Some tears fill your eyes, hitting your forehead with a fist and cursing yourself in silence. If you ever have had an option with Juice, is now. You can't simply keep silent.

“I can't watch you with another woman”.

You just say opening the door again, focusing on Juice sitting on the bed with his head down and both hands tangled on his nape. He raises up his gaze to yours, surprised because of your words.

“I can't… fucking watch you with that… bitch around you all the fucking time. Touching you as if you were her fucking man. Marking a territory that doesn't belong to her”.

That's it. Saying it makes you feel as if the weight you've been carrying since some months ago is finally gone. You come into the room, closing the door but keeping a security distance between both.

“That's what I am to you? A territory to be marked?”

“Fuck that, Juice. What a… fucking mistake open my fucking mouth”.

Seeing how he just got that sense of the words you were keeping to yourself for months, it hurts. It hurts a lot. You had a horrible week and that's why you didn't want to come to the party. You knew perfectly that you would end up arguing again. Turning around you're about to grab the doorknob when an arm, with a grim reaper tattoo on it, holds your waist. Your back finds the wooden door so fast that it dizzies you, but you can't even complain, when Juice crashes his lips on yours.

It takes you some seconds to react, with your arms curled among your chests, raising them to both sides of his neck. Your lips correspond to each of the movements that the others make, deepening the kiss when you welcomed his tongue into your mouth. His hands hitch up your ass, urging you to surround his hips with your legs. A soft and uncontrollably moan escapes from your throat when he thrusts you against the door with a dry noise.

“What if I take you home? What if we watch a movie or something?” He asks, biting your lips at his whim.

“What if you take me home and fuck me for a damn time?”

“Yeah, that's what I was saying, but trying to not sound too desperate for fucking my girl”.

“Well, I'm fucking desperate for my boy”. You chuckle, closing your legs around him a little more tight, enough to feel that he's hard. So hard.

“Let's go home, baby”.

#sons of anarchy x reader #sons of anarchy imagine #sons of anarchy #juice ortiz x reader #juice ortiz imagine #juice ortiz #juan carlos ortiz

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