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an underrated thing in j&w fanfiction is when bertie innocently says something that could be taken for him expressing romantic feelings for jeeves (or he actually IS expressing romantic feelings) and jeeves.exe stops working for a second. might be my favorite thing actually
#this is always followed by jeeves saying ‘sir?’ and me cheering#it also works with unexpected touching or physical proximity#i’ve also seen it several times with bertie playing something romantic on the piano#it’s versatile#i’m a simple person all i want is to read jeeves having a total systems failure because he’s down bad for his employer#again and again and again#//#jeeves and wooster#jooster
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There’s an option for every smash you could want
#it’s versatile#ask#anon#deoxys#not deoxys anon#pkmn smash or pass#pokemon smash or pass#smash or pass#pokemon#pkmn
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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Spidey Miku exists, I just know it
#hatsune miku#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#VOCALOID#messy art#her hair is basically her webs#they can shrink and stretch too#very versatile
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I would like to nominate "You promised" "I know" as one of the most heartbreaking exchanges in the english language
#not even just heartbreaking tho it's versatile#anyway thinking about this and going insane ignore me
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18+ minors dni
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sleepy morning sex with jason todd that starts with him gently grinding himself into your ass as he spoons you, so lightly he barely notices it. his arm is wrapped around your waist and his head is buried in your neck as he holds you against him, and by the time he’s fully hard, you’re both groggy but awake, and his hand has found your breasts under your baggy shirt.
he groans quietly into your skin as he pulls his boxers down just enough to free himself, slipping his cock between your soft thighs and thrusting slowly. you shudder against him as his length grazes the cotton of your panties with each movement, and his hand comes down from your breast to rub small circles on your clothed clit. there’s no urgency in his movements, and the room is quiet apart from the rustling sheets and your airy breathing.
before long, your wetness starts seeping through the thin fabric of your underwear, and jason takes that as his sign that you’re ready. he hooks his fingers into your waistband and pulls your panties down to just below your ass, only exposing you as much as he needs to. he slides his cock between your folds to collect your arousal, his tip soon prodding at your tight entrance. you instinctively reach for his hand, and he places a tender kiss on your temple before sinking into you slowly.
you gasp as he stretches you, and he squeezes you against him reassuringly. his strong body on yours, the angle of his hips, and the intimacy of the moment leaves both your sensitivities heightened; all it takes is a few gentle thrusts against your sensitive spot and some whispered affirmations—y’feel good, ma, so good—for your walls to start tightening around him as you whine. your orgasm brings jason to his, and his grip on your waist tightens suddenly as he releases into you, muffling a low moan into your neck. you turn your head to face him while he’s still sheathed inside you, a sleepy grin on your face.
“mornin’ ma,” he mumbles with a smile, his tired green eyes searching yours. “sleep well?”
#see I can write soft jason too#versatility babe#look it up#soft!jason todd#jason todd#jason todd smut#jason todd x reader#jason todd x you#red hood#red hood smut#red hood x reader#red hood x you#dc comics#batfam#fem reader
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Reading Six of Crows for the second time (first time was 5 years ago) and hOW did I never notice that Kaz wasn't actually a moody broody barrel boss?? He's literally so easily entertained!
Like this part (translated from the German version):
Kaz: "When we get our money, you can burn your Kruge to keep warm"
Jesper: "I'm going to pay someone to burn my Kruge for me"
Kaz *catches up to him*: "Why don't you pay someone to pay someone to burn your Kruge for you? That's how the big bosses do it!"
Jesper: "You know what the big bosses do? They pay someone to pay someone..."
Their voices got quieter as they walked ahead and the others followed them
I can only imagine that Kaz, the so called never smiling, no-fun, hardened barrel-boss kept going "Oh, but the REAL big bosses pay someone to pay someone to PAY someone to pay someone to burn their kruge for them!"
And Jesper replies "I don't disagree, but the ACTUAL big bosses pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn their kruge for them!" until Matthias eventually yells at both of them to shut the fck up
#kaz brekker#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#inej ghafa#nina zenik#matthias helvar#soc#six of crows#books and reading#I LOVE THEM#The fact that Kaz caught up to Jesper just to say this too#Little brother energy :')#That's the same guy who ripped out someone's eye like a week prior btw#He's so versatile
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I couldn't get outta my head @/velvetroomba (on twitter)'s hilarious Ace Attorney x Jenna Marbles crossover of Ivana BeTall, a witness who lies about witnessing a murder because she was secretly too short to see what happened lmao (it was fun giving a try at the games' artstyle!!)
#ace attorney#jenna marbles#fanart#yes i havent posted in months and its just a meme art but this is the true me okay#im versatile babyyyy
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i am in love with your sollux i think
sollux love party :]
if you’re interested heres some of my personal fondness thoughts on him..
big warning for the mega long read ahead aye
as we alr know sollux's rejection of participation somewhat mirrors dave's rejection of heroism, but even without getting cooked to completion i still find sollux's character v compelling beyond the fourth wall
as someone who doesnt get a pinch of that Protagonist Sparkle to begin with, he can openly say he wants to leave anytime…. and unlike dave, he actually Can leave the scene anytime. but he can never be truly Free from the story via permanent character death like the other trolls.
his irrelevancy is indeed relevant - he’s there so u can point him out.
while his image is intended to be a relic of past internet subculture, his role is not only about hehehaha being a Chad or a 2000s cyberforum 2²chan haxxor ragequit gamebro.
his continued existence also happens to add a Bit to the overarching themes of homestuck! a Bit that gives him longer-lasting thematic relevance compared to the trolls who could’ve had more character potential but didnt get to survive beyond the main story.
the Bit in question:
his defiance contributes to the illusion of agency (treating characters = people with autonomy). he’s “aware” of it, and that recognition is worth noting enough to forcibly keep him alive as both reward and punishment.
considering how his personality & classpect is designed its definitely a very haha thing for hussie to do LOL. he’s made to be op asf so he's resigned to doing dirty work, gradually deteriorating along the way but never truly dying. as fans have mentioned before, him openly rejecting involvement after a while of grim tolerance is like if the sim u were controlling suddenly stopped, looked up and gave u the finger while u were step six into the walkthrough for Every Possible Sim Death Animation.
but since he’s just a sim… the more he hates it, the more you keep him around. if ur sim started complaining abt your whimsical household storyline you’d definitely keep that little fuck.
but yeah i like that sollux is just idling. the significance of his presence being that one dude who's always reliably Somewhere, root core Unchanged, no individual ambitions (possibly due to fear of consequence?), and design-wise: a staple representative product of his time.
compared to dirk's character, who has aged phenomenally well into the present (themes of control + AR + artificial intelligence, clearer exploration around navigating relationships/sexuality, infinite possibilities of self-splinterhood and trait inheritance), sollux's potential is really... contained. bitter. defeatist. limiting and frustrating in the way old tech is.
the world continues moving on to shinier, brighter, more advanced automated things - minimalist and metaverse or whatever but sollux is still here 🧍♂️ going woohoo redblue 3d. (tho personally i imagine his vibe similar to what the kids call cassette futurism on pinterest mixed w more grimy grunge insectoid influences eheh)
conceptually-speaking,
at the foundation of it all, the rapid pace of modern development was built off the understanding of ppl like sollux in the past, who were There actively at work while the dough was still beginning to rise
thats one of the cool things abt the idea of trolls preceding humans! the idea that trolls like sollux excelled back when lots of basic shit still needed to be discovered, building structures like networks and codes from scratch, and humans will eventually inherit and reinvent that knowledge in ways that become so optimized it makes the old manual effort seem archaic, slow, and labour-intensive.
but despite information/resources/shortcuts being more accessible now, much of the new highly-anticipated stuff released on trend still end up unfinished, inefficient, or expiring quickly due to cutting corners under severe capitalistic pressures
meanwhile, some of the old stuff frm past generations of thorough, exploratory and perfectionistic development still remains working, complete, and ever so sturdy.
those things continue to exist, just outside our periphery with either:
zero purpose left for modern needs (outdated/obsolete)
or
far too important to replace or destroy, bcs of its surprisingly essential and circumstantial usefulness in one niche specific area.
which are honestly? both points that sum up sollux pree well.
dramatic ending sorry. anw are u still on the fence or are u Sick abt him like me </3
#ask#anon#sollux captor#homestuck#hs2 spoilers#2023#vioart#hs2 sollux explaining girls and bitches to john: 🗣️🗣️🗣️#mr foods‚ setting up the visuals: LMAO ok pause. cool story bro theyre all gone its just u n ur sandwich bro.#now that i think abt it sol's kind of a toaster? awkwardly takes up countertop space#lacks the versatility and sociability of an air fryer/pressure cooker. unwashed and littered w crumbs!#but sometimes the clear‚ frank simplicity of the toaster is a temporary lifesaver for ppl who struggle w low appetite / decision fatigue#or ppl who just have a habit of eating toast for breakfast LOL#and eh ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ even if u dont feel like toasting today thats ok he's still gonna be sitting there 👍👍#a funnyman..... i curse him in my pan but root for him in my biscuit 🫶
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more tiny villagers
limited time stickers !
#baldur's gate 3#animal crossing#sorry everything that was hoping for something else for these but i couldnt draw ac alligators in my style and make it look good#wolves on the otherhand#also wyll goat is versatile he can be a deer too LMFAO ITS HARD TO DIFFERENTIATE IN MY STYLE....#wyll#karlach#minthara#lae'zel#art#fanart#chibi
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The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.
#jane crocker#jake english#roxy lalonde#dirk strider#homestuck#alpha kids#Jane is the struggler don’t you EVER contest that#many might argue it’s Jake but he doesn’t struggle inherently#usually he just vibes until he’s forced into situations wherein he struggles#Jane struggles from the beginning#her entire arc is a struggle#also had to change it from “the fujoshi” mostly cause I don’t like that and also cause it’s not as versatile as the other labels#I don’t actually think Dirk is boring btw i just think that when put up against his friends he has a lot less complexity going on#like his arc is fairly simple as opposed to Jane and Jake’s#and even Roxy’s#His problems seem inherently a lot more straight forward to me simply because he’s articulate enough to realize he has problems#Jane and Jake are almost there#problems are like on the tip of their tongues#and Roxy is kinda like the John of the team where she isn’t even gonna acknowledge the possibility of problems#girl is like “problems? haha not me#I’m the put together one in this group :)”#and just ignores all her internalized misogyny and heteronormativity#she is a mirror to Vriska in that they both put a lot of emphasis on preforming romanticism as a means of affirming their gender#anyway my alpha kid readings are way too boring so I feel like nobody would really be interested in them Sighhhh
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Most pretty bunny 🐇💋🌹💦
#versatile#trans beauty#transgender#trans nsft#sexy chick#trans pride#transsexual#cross dressing#roleplay#daddy's good girl#girlslikeus#girlblogging#barbie#sweet and sexy#submisive and breedable#unique#style#feetish#pets#bd/sm pet
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big fan of the gorgeous beautiful man covered in blood and sweat
#FUCK i NEED to EAT THIS GUY#laios laios laios...#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#laios dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#GET IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW#woah#doo you think he la#laiosssss.....save me laios.... save mee.......#ough bnuguhjh#oh my GOD#hes actually; really beautiful#but i aint gay dont dont go around saying im gay alright#hey babe love when ur experiencing the horrors btw its a great look on you#nned to like sink my teeth into the top of his head or his whole cheek and thrash my head back in forth#im not gay#next post may be him being whimper dog man thing hes so buddy#or when he looks determined or when he looks like a cutie pie#me when the character has a range of emotions and expressions#just wow hes so versatile#but hes so pretty like genuinely i love his face#good face of his right there cant wait to sink my teeth into it#laios#laiosss.
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'Beyond the door, a winding stair lit by black nephrite lamps, and far below, the place called Nowhere where the Dead drift down, where nothing is exactly forgotten.'
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@nestaarcheronweek
#a very self indulgent nesta as a book of hours librarian coming your way#although honestly it could very well be canon#truly a versatile queen#nobody does it like her#nestaweek2024#nesta archeron#acotar#laxibbeb art
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Scott: If you were gay, would you be a top or a bottom?
Stiles: Of course I'll be a top, no one is getting close to my ass.
Derek: Hi, I'm Derek, nice to meet you.
Stiles: Hi, sir. I'm hole, feel free to use me, please.
#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#derek hale#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sterek#scott mccall#scott x stiles friendship#i believe in versatility#but there's something about stiles wanting to take a dick
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Some egg 💛
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