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xestria · 11 months
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Spidey Miku exists, I just know it
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hey dont cry. a block of silken tofu cold out of the fridge put it on a plate and make little cuts (if you want) on the top. mix soy sauce and an acid of ur choice like vineager and sesame oil and pour it on top add scallions and/or sesame seeds if you want. ok?
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abigail · 1 year
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big fan of the hugging emoji lately 🫂 I mean just look at that 🫂 wow peace and love on planet earth
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spicysucculentz · 6 months
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idk if my other neurodivergents out there can relate to this but I have like a built in soundboard of random shit that I say just without thinking anymore. New stuff will occasionally get rotated in and out. The big one right now is trump in that “who the hell is ice spice” video where he says “I like it” but also Austin powers “oh behave” and that one monty python bit of the guy insinuating stuff “wink wink nudge nudge say no more” my poor friends have to listen to me react to every conversation with something like this
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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *gay guy in love with bi guy* *bi guy in love with gay guy* *token straight who gets no bitches* *dead*
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tache-noire · 11 months
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Max Caster is my muse for cranking out filth as fast as humanly possible, it seems.
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typical-simplelove · 9 months
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Just put on my church to barbie movie outfit
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laxibbeb · 1 day
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'Beyond the door, a winding stair lit by black nephrite lamps, and far below, the place called Nowhere where the Dead drift down, where nothing is exactly forgotten.' — @nestaarcheronweek
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leenfiend · 8 months
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based on that iconic tumblr dot com post
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doctorsiren · 1 month
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I have to say I love your defenseworth au. But I gotta say/ask for this.
I gotta see some Phoenix and Franziska bonding. Like mayber over Phoenix teaching her about poker with a secret lesson about how to read people which can be very handy for the job field their going into and just.
I gotta know man, what their relationship like as siblings.
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he’d bring out her immature side that she tries to keep hidden under her prosecutor persona simply due to his own immaturity
This is them bonding I swear
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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months
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how to explain your relationship's gay dumpster origin story to the child you ended up with as a result GO
Hypothetical chaggie child: “Mom, how did you meet mommy?”
Charlie: *remembers flirtatiously fixing her hair after bandaging a strange woman’s gouged out eye socket as said women sat in an alleyway half dead and smiling up at her*
Charlie: “….Uhhhhh…your mommy was kinda…”
Vaggie: “Mom found me in the trash and took me home, baby.”
Charlie: “You weren’t really IN the trash! Just, trash dumpster adjacent?”
HCC: “Oh.”
HCC: “So I have a wife too, then.”
Charlie: “You have a what.”
HCC: “I found Miss Whisker Sins getting into the trash again yesterday… um, doesn’t that mean I’m married to a rat? Like you and mommy?”
Charlie: “OH THE RAT OH FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT- HOLY SH- Oof!”
Vaggie: “No baby you’re not married to the rat. You can marry anyone you want, or no one. Whatever makes you happy, ‘kay?”
Charlie: “Yes! That.”
HCC: “Okay.”
HCC: “…”
HCC: “What if I wanna marry the rat.”
Vaggie: “I’ll get the dress-up box.”
Charlie: “I’ll round up the uncles and aunts!!!”
HCC: "That might be bad."
Charlie: "Why would it ever be bad? They all love spending time with you!"
HCC: "But uncle Husky's part cat." (sadly) "If he's mean to my new rat wife, I'll have to kill him."
Vaggie: "I'll help."
Charlie: "Vaggie."
Vaggie: "Him. I'll help him not be mean to the r- to your new beautiful rat wife."
HCC: “And mom has to promise not to cry. It’s embarrassing.”
Charlie: “I won’t I won’t~!”
HCC: “Promise?”
Charlie: “Aww angel wings, I PROMISE I won’t cry. Be right back!”
HCC: “…Mommy, make sure she doesn’t cry TOO loudly, okay?”
Vaggie: “No promises, sweetheart.”
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akuma-tenshi · 3 months
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what's up lucanort nation how're we feelin
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castratedvader · 11 months
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i think the discussion we're having about horror getting sanitized to the point where it's difficult to put certain themes in media without being accused of immorality is important but im not sure i agree on the fact that dark themes belong only in that genre and can be developed only there
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rhythmic-idealist · 1 month
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polyamory occurrence: saying "I love you" in the groupchat and getting handshake emoji reacted
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cemeterything · 1 year
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i do know the difference between gargoyles and grotesques btw it's just that gargoyle is such a good fucking word and i have so few opportunities to use it 😔
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