Today’s the 30th of April, which means that tomorrow…
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Large Marge is ready for Fat Bear Friday
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✨PART 3✨ of things my husband does that are so violently Asher Coded, I had to compile a written list and turn them into headcanons:
~ quotes edition ~
part 1 • part 2
- “I would sell my body on the streets for a single shirley temple"
- “We need more rubber bands… we’re gonna have to get so much asparagus”
- “Sometimes you just have to bottom your way to the top”
- “So what was the point of knighting Paul McCartney and Elton John if they’re not even going to joust?”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to Milo Greer’s tits, and Milo Greer’s tits alone”
- “Baby, I’m your manic pixie nightmare”
- “Riddle me why the HELL all the groomsmen have such mad cake?”
- “That’s the name of my frat house: Kappa Cum Fuck”
- “I’d preserve you in resin and put you on my wall so I could study you every day. My little specimen <3”
- “So you mean to tell me that a ginger bred this man?”
- “Oh wow… Iceland is not where I expected”
- “I don’t fuck with micro-organisms”
- “And I’d throw it back for you if I didn’t just slip a disc last week”
- “Kiss that ghastly creature from the underworld like a real man smh my head. With tongue. Respectfully.” (about Brachium)
- “What day is $5 sushi Wednesday on again?”
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you ever just look at someone and think, man I want to make you cum so much your body will be vibrating from the aftershock
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“I missed you” Ezra says after Sabine nearly blasts him, nearly decapitates him and then asks him “What’s your excuse?”
Their chemistry is just too good man… seriously: how can you compete with that chemistry? They were probably the most enjoyable character duo in the entire show and they captured their relationship dynamic from Rebels perfectly. Just.. how can you beat that?
Well, I guess you can miss her for a little while longer Ezra…
After waiting for a reunion after soooo many years, I feel like this next wait is going to be a cakewalk 😎
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Well. It’s another hiatus.
If Hunter does not get adopted in season 3 then what’s even the point
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Neroon shouldn’t have been allowed to join the Grey Council as Delenn’s replacement? It would create unbalance with four-to-two Satais from the Warrior and Religious castes specifically? (The Worker caste still remaining largely ignored, obviously.)
Cool, but what if I told you that the calling of his heart was actually religious? Hmm? How does that change things?
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“october 2, 2020, and the whole world watched, and history remembered”
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arrrrgggghh the fact that nathan is the only member of dethklok without abusive/negligent parents!! which means in comparison to everyone else his struggles are almost entirely internal rather than external!! that explains so fucking much about him!! and makes the ending of s4 hit twenty times harder!! he’s been dealing with it all by himself!! Arrrgh ARRRGH I say fucking christ i love him so much
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why write the story i’m supposed to be writing when i could write a spiritual sequel (and also technically an actual sequel) to the story set thousands of years in the future
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