you ever just look at someone and think, man I want to make you cum so much your body will be vibrating from the aftershock

my hypster fc magazine came in the mail, and it was full of bangers as usual, but it is so important to me that you all know that kuukou, out of concern for the youth who can’t afford to travel to a temple, or that it’s too far etc etc, has decided to create a temple in the metaverse and therefore accessible from your smartphone LOL

I HAVE FEELINGS FOR A BOYMAN

we interrupt these TCOALL memes to bang on every website’s door and ask what the FUCK they were thinking taking PragerU’s DISGUSTING MONEY to advertise their “DETRANS” campaign and using their SHITTY LITTLE ALGORITHMS to make sure i, a trans man, HAVE TO SEE IT EVERY GODDAMN DAY because TWO GROWN ADULTS detransitioned and that’s CLEARLY PROOF THAT WE’RE ALL MENTALLY DERANGED

m,,miguel,,,,tummy,,,,,

i have an inkling.. i might start to feel ok enough to post soon.. at some point.. eventually...!! <3 so!! maybe art?!! who knows……..

Straight people’s reactions to gay people asking them not to go to gay clubs is exactly why gay people don’t want straight people in gay clubs

Do I care that I am currently in an echo chamber of how fun Hazbin is? NO!

I AM A SAD TEENAGE GIRL MY MIND WAS CREATED TO PING PONG AROUND ECHO CHAMBERS

Spoiler warning for the prescription

Oh your girlfriend? Yeah uh she may have been taken for government testing. Yeah, they gave her a bunch of pills and shit sorry to be the one to tell you man. Yeah she’s sorta been trapped in a lab for 10~ years and that whole suicide thing was fake. Yeah, sorry again :/

NOT to be all vulnerable on main here but the thought that Hallmark really never includes much drinking or drunkenness hit me like a bolt from the blue today and iiiiii can’t stop thinking about it?

My gf is like im struggling with this pose im drawing and im like oh yeah lemme see

And she deflects like its bad and then fuckigng shows me an absolute banger of a sketch and im just 💀 bitch this is so good

sometimes i don’t think i even really know anyone at all, and certainly not the way i need to

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Man the fucking worst is that there’s no one up at 5 am to help you with a panic attack, like… all the west coast friends are asleep too, there’s no one to like talk to when the thoughts tart racing a mile a minute

been dodging taking rehabilitation patients at the clinic and it is so obvious 😭 I wish I had the confidence they have and just take patients and figure it out as you do the therapy but like how do they even come up with routines? I keep asking and all they say is yeah just pick a few and take it from there but like pick from where? And how do you know those will work for this specific patient? That it won’t be too much? Like at least tell me a few exercises to do and I’ll take it from there but don’t say just figure it out bc it just isn’t helpful at all like my god

YALL I AM SO FUCKING LIVID RN I AM ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

IM GOING ON A PLANE FOR A LITTLE VACATION TONIGHT AND EARLIER TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM MINDING MY OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS

WAAAH‼️‼️‼️ PERIOD JUMPSCARE‼️‼️

I AM ACTUALLY SO MAD RIGHT NOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO HAVE A STRESS FREE VACATION