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bitchesgetriches · 1 month
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{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
Fundamentals of investing:
What’s the REAL Rate of Return on the Stock Market?
Do NOT Make This Disastrous Beginner Mistake With Your Retirement Funds
The Dark Magic of Financial Horcruxes: How and Why to Diversify Your Assets
Dafuq Is Interest? And How Does It Work for the Forces of Darkness?
Booms, Busts, Bubbles, and Beanie Babies: How Economic Cycles Work
When Money in the Bank Is a Bad Thing: Understanding Inflation and Depreciation
Investing Deathmatch series:
Investing Deathmatch: Managed Funds vs. Index Funds 
Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA 
Investing Deathmatch: Investing in the Stock Market vs. Just… Not 
Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds 
Investing Deathmatch: Timing the Market vs. Time IN the Market
Investing Deathmatch: Paying off Debt vs. Investing in the Stock Market 
Investing Deathmatch: What Happens in a Bull Market vs. a Bear Market 
Now that we’ve covered the basics, are you ready to invest but don’t know where to begin? We recommend starting small with micro-investing through our partner Acorns. They’ll round up your purchases to the nearest dollar and invest the change in a nicely diversified portfolio of stocks, bonds, and ETFs. Easy as eating pancakes:
Start saving small with Acorns
Alternative investments:
Small Business Investing: A Kinder, Gentler Alternative to the Stock Market 
Bullshit Reasons Not to Buy a House: Refuted
Investing in Cryptocurrency is Bad and Stupid
So I Got Chickens, Part 1: Return on Investment
Twelve Reasons Senior Pets Are an Awesome Investment 
How To Save for Retirement When You Make Less Than $30,000 a Year
Understanding the stock market:
Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: “Did Congress Really Give $1.5 Trillion to Wall Street?”
Season 3, Episode 2: “I Inherited Money. Should I Pay Off Debt, Invest It, or Blow It All on a Car?” 
Money Is Fake and GameStop Is King: What Happened When Reddit and a Meme Stock Tanked Hedge Funds
Season 3, Episode 7: “I’m Finished With the Basic Shit. What Are the Advanced Financial Steps That Only Rich People Know?”
Wait… Did I Just Lose All My Money Investing in the Stock Market?
Season 4, Episode 1: “Index Funds Include Unethical Companies. Can I Still Invest in Them, or Does That Make Me a Monster?” 
Retirement plans:
Dafuq Is a Retirement Plan and Why Do You Need One?
Procrastinating on Opening a Retirement Account? Here’s 3 Ways That’ll Fuck You Over
How to Painlessly Run the Gauntlet of a 401k Rollover
Ask the Bitches: “Can I Quit With Unvested Funds? Or Am I Walking Away From Too Much Money?”
Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment
You Need to Talk to Your Parents About Their Retirement Plan
Season 4, Episode 5: “401(k)s Aren’t Offered in My Industry. How Do I Save for Retirement if My Employer Won’t Help?” 
Got a retirement plan already? How about three or four? Have you been leaving a trail of abandoned 401(k)s behind you at every employer you quit? Did we just become best friends? Because that was literally my story until recently. Our partner Capitalize will help you quickly and painlessly get through a 401(k) rollover:
Roll over your retirement fund with Capitalize
Recessions:
Season 1, Episode 12: “Should I Believe the Fear-Mongering about Another Recession?”
There’s a Storm a’Comin’: What We Know About the Next Recession
Ask the Bitches: How Do I Prepare for a Recession?
A Brief History of the 2008 Crash and Recession: We Were All So Fucked
Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: “Is This the Right Time To Start Investing?”
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kc22invesmentsblog · 2 months
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Investing 101: Starting Your Journey in the Stock Market
Written by Delvin Investing in the stock market can seem daunting for beginners, but with the right knowledge and strategies, it can be a rewarding endeavor. If you’re new to stock market investing, understanding some key concepts and strategies can help you navigate this financial landscape more confidently. Understanding the Stock Market The stock market is where buyers and sellers come…
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Here is How to Start Investing (Investing For Beginners 2024)
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planify · 10 months
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gameofthrones2020 · 1 year
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Investing 101: A Beginner's Guide to Building a Financial Portfolio
Starting a journey into developing your financial portfolio is a marathon rather than a sprint which requires perseverance, commitment and patience; please be aware of scams promising you will become rich quickly.
Starting a journey into developing your financial portfolio is a marathon rather than a sprint which requires perseverance, commitment and patience; please be aware of scams promising you will become rich quickly. To begin developing your financial portfolio, you will need to take three steps; the first step is to ensure you are secure in your finances; this means living within your financial…
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anbuselvi1 · 1 year
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The stock market and personal investing
The stock market and personal investing  The stock market can be a daunting and confusing place for those who are new to personal investing. However, understanding the basics of how the stock market works and learning some key strategies can help you make informed decisions and potentially see a return on your investments. First, it’s important to understand that the stock market is a…
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therigh · 1 year
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Investing 101: How to Make Your Money Work for You
Are you looking to invest your money but not sure where to start? In this article, we will provide you with a comprehensive guide on how to make your money work for you through investing. 1Determine Your Goals2Understand Your Risk Tolerance3Learn the Basics4Consider a Passive or Active Investing Strategy5Keep Your Emotions in Check6Monitor Your Investments7FAQ – Investing 101: How to Make Your…
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Investing can be an intimidating topic, but it doesn’t have to be. Read our helpful tips on how to get started investing today.
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bitchesgetriches · 3 months
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Hey bitches! I'm currently working on saving up an emergency fund. Once that's where I want it, I wanted to start investing and open a retirement account of some sort. I know for emergency funds, people say 3-6 months of expenses. Are there any general guidelines like that for you should have x amount in order to start investing or x amount in order to open a retirement account? Thanks so much!
Hi puggle! This is a great question. First, here is our guidelines for emergency funds:
You Must Be This Big to Be an Emergency Fund 
You are a very wise and savvy baby bitch because you know that you must ALWAYS SAVE AN EMERGENCY FUND BEFORE INVESTING. Full stop. That is non-negotiable.
Now, once you've got that emergency fund, we recommend starting your investing in one of two ways:
Open a brokerage account with $1000. Most of these bad boys have minimum deposits, and that number is usually somewhere around $1k. More info in the links below.
Start an Acorns account with $100. Acorns is one of our marketing affiliates so if you click this link we'll get a little money when you sign up. More importantly, Acorns is a micro-investing platform, which makes it so much easier to get started with a small amount of money. So if you're brand new to investing, and you don't have a lot to get started with, Acorns is a great option. We personally have been using them for years and have no complaints.
Hope that helps! Here's way more info:
{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners 
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kc22invesmentsblog · 6 months
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Exploring the World of Cryptocurrency and Blockchain Technology
Written by Delvin In recent years, cryptocurrency and blockchain technology have emerged as transformative forces, revolutionizing the way we think about money, transactions, and data security. This blog post aims to provide a comprehensive overview of cryptocurrency and blockchain technology, delving into their origins, key concepts, real-world applications, and potential implications for the…
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gentlemanclub1 · 5 months
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Finance 101
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Finance is not just about numbers and calculations. It’s a captivating world that affects every aspect of our lives. Whether you’re a student, a business owner, or simply someone who wants to make smart financial decisions, understanding the fundamentals of finance is essential. Imagine the thrill of managing your money wisely, watching your savings grow, and making informed investments. Finance…
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anbuselvi1 · 1 year
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The stock market and personal investing
The stock market and personal investing
The stock market and personal investing  The stock market can be a daunting and confusing place for those who are new to personal investing. However, understanding the basics of how the stock market works and learning some key strategies can help you make informed decisions and potentially see a return on your investments. First, it’s important to understand that the stock market is a…
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