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sarenth · 1 year

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Patreon Topic 72: On Sacred Herbs

If you want to submit a topic you would like me to write on for this blog or my Patreon, sign up for the Ansuz level or above here on my Patreon. From Maleck comes this topic: “Localizing practice and sacred herbs. What do you do when your tradition’s sacred herbs aren’t native or are even invasive to your locale? How about finding new sacred herbs native to you (while avoiding…

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photozoi · 1 year

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Hidden colony

#mushrooms #the woods #down by the creek #photozoi #original photos #12-2022 #sadly there are also ivy and archangel in these photos.#invasives #we are trying to rid our woods of them #look down

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trenchcoatbeez · 2 years

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Ranking Prairie Invasives By How Much I Would Want To Wring Their Necks If They Were People

#10 Cedars

Honestly a pretty nice guy in most situations, he likes the local birds, grows some local fungi, the works! He's from around the area, so he doesn't really seem like much of a threat, and honestly, I wouldn't even have him on this list if he didn't dabble in chemical warfare on the side. He's a big guy who grew up really fast and takes up a lot of space by putting down others, and he really does well in his own town with others like him. I would feel kinda bad watching the light fade from his eyes. 2/10 would strangle.

#9 Crown Vetch

Okay, now she seems pretty nice, and she looks super pretty! Loves being admired, and really thrives in people's backyards. Honestly, she has a bit of a problem with attention. Kinda the person that's 'any press is good press' if you know what I mean. She has the tendency to just crawl all over everything and can get a little stifling when you're next to her for a while. Not terrible... but I would feel little remorse shoving her in front of a train. 4/10 would strangle.

#8 Poison Hemlock

Now this one looks pretty normal from a ways away, and a lot of people really admire them from afar, but their intimacy issues really put them at odds with a lot of people. They have a habit of lashing out and just smacking the shit out of anyone that touches them. Also, they are on the run from the law for poisoning a string of their past husbands via laced teas, which is kinda a red flag... 5.75/10 would hold underwater until the bubbles stopped.

#7 Teasel

This fuckboy is absolutely notorious for pump and dumping anyone and everyone they can get their hands on. Like Ghengis Khan levels of sleeping around. This bitch has kids lining the highways for fucks sake. Always been very prickly, and a deadbeat in every sense of the term. Just for the sake of his kids, I wouldn't mind body slamming an elbow into his throat. 6.9/10 would smother with a pillow.

#6 Bradford Pears

Now, this guy came from the big city with the best of intentions, but if you ask me, I think the rural life drove him kinda crazy. Spring is his favorite season, and he's pretty easy on the eyes but gods he just reeks. Like someone never showed that poor kid what a shower was, he hasn't come within five feet of a stick of deodorant in his life, and was definitely on 4chan last night ranting about women and how their standards are too high. The only other good thing I could think to say about him is that he keeps bees, which prevents him from being higher on the list. Also his name is Brad, which put him up a rank from Teasel. 7/10 would snap crackle pop out of existence.

#5 Bindweed

This woman is a femme fatale if I've ever seen one. Pretty unassuming on the outside in a rich asshole sorta way, but she makes this fun little "game" of flying into poorer rural areas and absolutely devastating some people's lives by wining and dining the men of the family and finding some slight that her legal goons will latch onto to sue their generational farm out of existence. Just for the familial shredding, I wouldn't feel bad sabotaging her billionaire-ass private jet. 8.6/10 would snuff the lights from.

#4 Musk Thistle

This guy has been in and out of prison for most of his adult life. Kinda a failure of the legal system than anything. His temper has a shorter fuse than a full stick of dynamite, and he's kinda hot-potatoed all over the country's prison systems as a result. Definitely not the kinda guy you would feel comfortable with walking down the street towards at night, even if there were people around. Pretty sure he's on trial for a string of stabbings in Arkansas. Likes butterflies. 9/10 would feed to a coyote pack.

#3 Johnson Grass

Pretty sure this guy runs the local mafia chapter. He always has guys underground that are just waiting to pop up where you would least expect it, and the police have busted his ring like five or six times, but somehow he always comes back full force. Every one of his cronies (including him according to rumors) carries around a cyanide pill like they're an overseas spy ring. Maybe they are. 10/10 would feed to a hungry shark.

#2 Sericea

Oh, this fucker. She got a medal from the military when she was in her thirties for committing state-sanctioned genocide and now she has this pompous ass attitude like ma'am getting the nickname prairie killer isn't as big of a point of pride as you think it is. Zero redeeming qualities. 12/10 would send off a cliff with a loony toons sized cannon.

#1 Honeysuckle

Honestly, he's always given me Jeff Bezos vibes. This man is the CEO of a multibillion-dollar housing scheme that was given to him by his father and has the audacity to claim humble roots. Like sir, I hate to break it to you but just because you were born in Missouri doesn't give you the right to claim you know the struggles of the working farmers there. This asshole bought out a whole plot of old deciduous forest and remnant prairie and just decided to build skyrise apartments on them. Buddy. Pal. I would be surprised if you know what the term charity means. You put on a compassionate front with no light behind your eyes. Get a life. 20/10 would run through with a jousting pole

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#nature #climate change #invasives #climate activism #text post #fuck this is long #i have so many words to say and none of them are good #this was originally going to be educational but it turned into a paragraphs long rant #im not even kidding i have finals #someone please end my suffering #conservation #education #ecosystem #great plains #ecology #no i did not include kudzu dont make me talk about kudzu i will cry #environment #educational but in the worst way

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kenjed · 2 years

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Rockefeller State Park Preserve, October 2021

#rockefeller state park preserve #landscape #invasives #trees

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great-and-small · 1 month

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

#funny #Bradford pears #invasive #biology #this kinda shit is why I stay on Facebook

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fleshadept · 9 months

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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

#i was watching wwdits special features on a 13h flight then switched over to invasion of the body snatchers then nausicaä #cricket chirps #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k

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bixels · 5 months

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Baffled.

#personal #not art #like how do you arrive at this conclusion #what beliefs?#the man may be a total grouch but if there’s one thing he HATES it’s Japanese nationalism #Japanese nationalists famously HATE his work especially the wind rises which criticizes imperial Japan and calls out the invasion of China #don’t ask for context on the first part of the tag I’m not answering

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huggingtentacles · 9 months

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So I have this person. We never spoke. We don't know eachother.

But any day I play Elden Ring in the evening, it doesn't matter if I'm dueling or cooping or invading, I have like a 20% chance of stumbling into him.

When I'm dueling it's ALWAYS very close. I think I'm slightly better but sometimes he wins.

When I'm cooping and he invades, he makes all the smart plays. Which is mostly "don't fight huggingtentacles kill the host as fast as possible". You know. It's a smart play.

And when I'm invading it's always a breeze to co-invade with him. He never hits me unnecessarily. He always pays attention when I'm in trouble. He takes aggro really well and most importantly he knows that when fighting 2v2 you have to be sandwiching the host and the phantom and not be on the same side. Good co-invader.

We have a bit of a rivalry going on? Whenever we fight eachother it's always the most tryhard shit that you'll ever see. The kind of shit that makes Redditors disconnect in tears. All is fair game when we fight because god damn I if one of us loses the winner gets to do the "Bravo" gesture which might be genuine expression of being impressed but it's probably sarcastic.

It's always very hype to see him. I get very fired up. No matter how shitty my day is he always lights me up and forces me to play full force.

I hope he's doing alright.

#elden ring #elden ring pvp #shitpost #invader talk #elden ring invasions #elden ring coop

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misterradio · 3 months

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my coogie

#facing an ants invasion (queue the song by adam and the ants) in my inbox today it seems #original nonsense #q&a #image described #damn this post is reaching some unsavoury people. why are you guys tainting my coogie.#whatever. if youre a proshipper and you reblog this you will explode in 1 day. and ants will eat u

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emptyjunior · 3 months

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For international people, it's our 'Australia Day' today also known as Invasion Day, and protestors all over the country are using their protestor power not just to talk about Aboriginal Rights, as we have the last few years, but are marching for Palestine too👏

And are facing a lot of confusion and criticism from the media for 'confusing the issue' but everyone marching Knows that it's the Same issue, our oppressors are their oppressors, it's all the same fight. From the river to the sea, always was always will be

#invasion day 24 #Australia day #Australia #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #strike for palestine #protest #not my pics

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jesterpunk · 3 months

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[ID: A digital painting in pastel colors showing a colorful crowd of different animals holding a Palestinian and Indiginous Australian flags, with text above them that reads, "From the river to the Sea, always was, always will be", with white doves flying next to the flags. A small artist's signature at the bottom reads, "jesterpunk". End ID.]

🕊️ every year in my lifetime, I've seen an ugly blue british flag printed on single use cups and ugly tshirts on January 26th, celebrating stolen land, stolen language and stolen children. this year in particular, I feel the need to make my politics clear through art, as the horrors of colonialism and genocide are mirrored internationally in Palestine. I want to be clear, you do not get to enjoy my art without knowing clearly what my politics are, and you do not get to ignore my politics as an inherent part of my art. no one is free until everyone is free 🖤💛❤️🇵🇸

[Emoji description: A white dove with a green sprig. A black heart, a yellow heart, a red heart, and the Palestinian flag. End emoji description.]

#palestine #free palestine #invasion day #blak lives matter #abolish australia day #free gaza #something soup

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kropotkindersurprise · 3 months

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January 25, 2024 - A day before the celebration of "Australia day" the statue of Captain Cook in St. Kilda, Australia, was sawn off at the ankles, with the words "The Colony Will Fall" painted on the statue's plinth.

#invasion day #anti-colonialism #st kilda #australia #australia day #statue #vandalism #indigenous #indigenous resistance #aboriginal #2024 #monument #graffiti #spray paint #direct action #captain cook

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agentfascinateur · 5 months

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Found in Gaza...