BW fan meetup but it’s held at a rainforest cafe

WHAT IF I CUT MY BANGS

intrusive thought of the day : if i got stabbed , i would make it , like for sure.

i want candy and ass

blaine went into the klaine relationship as a top and came out as a bottom

Alright before I go and start my essay I need to get this off my mind.

Mizu and Archer!reader where they're staying in an inn or brothel and they both sense someone coming to attack them but before Mizu can draw her blade and go for the kill reader leaps at her, pinning her down to the floor, straddling her lap and whispering "Don't, I think they carry guns." but before she can argue back and object, saying she's perfectly capable of dealing with it reader draws her bow and arrow, fully concentrated, ignoring her and STILL STRADDLING HER.

Mizu just gawking at her, eyes wide, mouth slightly open in shock. Girl doesn't even know if she should be insulted or thankful you're thinking about her safety. She definitely feels her stomach doing a flip. Her hands instinctively placed on reader’s hips.

Poor woman is loosing her marbles. Reader releases the arrow and a grunt is heard, followed by a body falling to the floor a few seconds later.

When they go to inspect the body she's just starring in shock because how the fuck did you manage to strike a fatal blow like then when you couldn't even see through the screen? Mizu is well aware of your talent in archery but goddamn woman, what kind of sorcery is this? She's impressed and maybe slightly aroused.

Yeah.... I think I need professional help.

Intrusive thoughts

Mousegirls be like "Mice to meet you."

the night shift

to all my writeblr boopers out there, YOU! yes, you! write 10 words per boop you receive and pass the boop on <3

ok rupaul. thank you rupaul

Spidey fans let's be real here

Am I the only one like 👀 every time I see a spider? Like I wouldn't risk it.. but I think about it. I think about getting bit I'M NOT GONNA

But I think about it

crystal pussi

hilson jousting on the motorcycles because actually having penetrative sex would be too normal they gotta. like. penetrate each other with medieval ass looking wooden spears. instead.

Me watching Watcher become the rich Shane would want us to steal from