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captainwaffles · 5 months
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Emika: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Roshan: wasn’t Tremaine with you?
Tremaine: in my defense I was left unsupervised
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auspicious-cheerios · 9 months
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emika: it must be nice to be so rich, you don't need to develop a personality.
hideo: quiet, emika.
emika: buy my silence.
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the-ocean-is-scary · 10 months
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Putting Warcross characters into an incorrect quote generator and seeing what it spits out
*Everyone is giving advice to Asher*  Emika: It's okay to ask for help.  Hammie: You're not a burden.  Tremaine: Murder is okay.  Roshan: Your feelings matter. Emika: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?  Hammie: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.  Asher: Three of us saw it, Hammie. How do you explain that?  Hammie: *points at Roshan* Sleep deprivation. *points at Asher* Paranoia. *points at Tremaine* Delusional personality disorder.
Asher: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.  Emika, Hammie, Tremaine, and Roshan: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!  Roshan: What do you guys do when you're stressed?  Emika: Try and calm myself down!  Hammie: Sleep.  Tremaine: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.  Asher: I don't.
Roshan: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Tremaine and I are dating.  Tremaine, Asher, Hammie, and Emika: *gasp*  Roshan: Tremaine, why are you surprised?!  Roshan: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?  Tremaine: It was autocorrect.  Roshan: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?  Tremaine: Yes.
Jax, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?  Tremaine: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.  Jax: Ohhhh-  Emika: Both of you get out of this kitchen.  Emika: Hey Hideo?  Hideo: Yeah?  Emika: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?  Hideo:  Hideo: ...What.
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severinlaila-simp · 4 years
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Emika: he never smiles at me
Hideo: *smiles at her*
Emika: oMg hE HaTeS mE
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Warcross (Spoilers)
Emika just trying to pay rent: Can I get a small blue raspberry slushie?
Hideo offering her a fortune: A sausage McMuffin.
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*something blows up in the distance*
Hideo: Emika, what did you do?
Emika: My best
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alwaysbored005 · 4 years
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Emika at Hideo while they're arguing:I know you want to do that thing when we're arguing and fighting but all of a sudden we're like "Hey, this is hot" and start making out. DREAM on!
Emika:... Or whatever, let's just do it.
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tracy-warcross · 4 years
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Question: what is the circumference of a circle that has a radius of 5cm
Everyone else: 2(3.14)(5)
Sasuke: 3.1415926...5(2)(5)
Jax:y’all sure he didn’t malfunction
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Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.
Asher [about Daniel]
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nerdishfeels · 6 years
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Emika: *Sees Lara Jean going through shit because of the Hot tub video*
Emika: Don't worry, I got you covered, girl.
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AAPI Heritage Month Book Recs!
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As some of you may or may not know, this May is AAPI Heritage Month. To celebrate it, I wanted to make a short list of books written by AAPI authors or with AAPI characters in them. This includes poetries, comics, and graphic novels! Special thanks to @introvertedscarecrow @silver-war @aheartfullofquestions and @waywardpudding who gave me some of these recommendations! If there is anything incorrect or offensive, please let me know! Also, feel free to reblog this with your own recommendations. Remember to check trigger warning before purchasing a book!
Young Adult Books
A Pho Love Story— Loan Lee (Contemporary) Legend— Marie Lu (Dystopian) Warcross— Marie Lu (Dystopian, Sci-Fi, Thriller) Wildcard— Marie Lu (Dystopian) Girls of Paper and Fire— Natasha Ngan (Fantasy) Girls of Storm and Shadow— Natasha Ngan (Fantasy) Gearbreakers— Zoe Hana Mikuta (Fantasy/ Sci-Fi) The Ones We’re Meant to Find— Joan He (Sci-Fi) Namesake— Jhumpa Lahiri (Contemporary) Last Night at The Telegraph Club— Malinda Lo (Historical) Counting By Sevens— Holly Goldberg Sloan (Contemporary) Cinder— Marissa Meyer (Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Dystopia)
Biographies
Good Talk— Mira Jacob (Is also a graphic novel!) Long Live the Tribe of Fatherless Girls— T Kira Madden Minor Feelings— Cathy Park Hong Woman Warrior— Maxine Hong Kingston
Poetry
Milk and Honey— Rupi Kaur Soft Science— Franny Choi World of Wonders— Aimee Nezhukumatathil Foreign Bodies— Kimiko Hahn Inside Out and Back Again— Thanha Lai (Autobiographical)
Graphic Novels and Comics
Batgirl (Cassandra Cain)— Kelly Puckett and Damion Scott Monstrous— Marjorie Liu and Sana Takeda (Fantasy, Steampunk) Demon— Jason Shiga (Sci-Fi) Forget Sorrow— Belle Yang The Best We Could Do— Thi Bui (Autobiographical) They Called Us the Enemy— George Takei (Autobiographical) Mooncakes— Suzanne Walker and Wendy Xu (Witches! Sapphic Witches! And Sapphic Werewolves! HOLY SHIT!! Young Adult)
Adult Fiction
The Poppy War— R. F. Kuang (Fantasy) Arsenic and Adobo— Mia P. Manansala (Mystery, Cozy) Everything I Never Told You— Celeste Ng (Mystery, Historical) If I Had Your Face— Frances Cha (Contemporary) A Little Life— Hanya Yanagihara (Contemporary) Severance— Ling Ma (Sci-Fi/ Dystopian) The Inheritance of Loss— Kiran Desai (Historical/ Contemporary) Here and Now and Then— Mike Chen (Sci-Fi/ Fantasy) The Night Tiger— Yangsze Choo (Mystery/ Historical) On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous— Ocean Vuong (Contemporary)
I'm pleased to say that some of these novels are LGBTQ+ which is just the best news I’ve heard in all my days, so please come to me with your reviews for them, as a lot of these books are on my to read list! Thanks!
This is also a good time to say that the rising violent hate crimes against the Asian community are not excusable. They are disgusting, and anyone who condones them can get off my blog right now, before I tear out their kneecaps through their gut.
@the-fridge-is-on-fire @peachy-saladlover @neonified (just thought you might like to be tagged!) Please reblog this, I spent way too much time on it.
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melyn188 · 3 years
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side blogs:
@warcrossheadcanons was created first, so replies will be from that
@tremaine-blackbourne is my marie lu side blog (i just post warcross stuff nowadays)
@isabelle-lightw00d is my no-longer used shadowhunter chronicles side blog
@thestars-havefallen is a sideblog for my WIP that i haven’t worked on for two years, because i hate it. Mainly filled with incorrect quotes and memes.
@badmarieluniverseaus is a sideblog for exactly what the URL says. Submit your bad marie luniverse AUs there.
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This isn’t an incorrect quote, but...
I just finished The Midnight Star, I started it a while ago, but stuff happened and about a hundred pages from the end I stopped reading it.
But I just finished reading it, and.... Oh my god(s).
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Tears are drying down my face as I type and I don’t even know. Why did I wait so long to finish this book!!! The last time I cried was, coincidentaly, at the end of Champion.
If this is how every Marie Lu trilogy ends, I can’t wait for the last book of Warcross.
Ok, bye.
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Asher: Did everyone understand what I just said?
Phoenix Riders: Yep!
Asher: Did you guys actually listen to me at all?
Phoenix Riders: Nope!
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Tess: How’s your love life?
Day: “Love life” may be a grandiose term for staring at June all the time.
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I’m not good with apologies... so unfuck you or whatever.
— Tremaine [to Emika]
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